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(Salem News 2)   Authorities investigate outbreak of mass hysteria in Massachusetts school   (salemnews.com) divider line 35
    More: Amusing, state Department of Public Health, Massachusetts, Department of Public Health, board of health, North Shore, Danvers, hiccups  
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2013-06-26 11:08:48 AM  
hysterectomies for all!
 
2013-06-26 11:09:04 AM  
I thought we covered this, just find out if they weigh the same as a duck.
 
2013-06-26 11:09:58 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

Wanted for questioning ...
 
2013-06-26 11:11:05 AM  
authorities have determined the cause to be an acute case of kids being dicks
 
2013-06-26 11:12:07 AM  
BURN THE WITCHES!!!
 
2013-06-26 11:13:32 AM  
Dog and Cats living together..... you know the rest
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2013-06-26 11:18:55 AM  
So will it be hysterectomies or vibrators as the cure?

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vs.
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2013-06-26 11:20:53 AM  
mysite.verizon.net
 
2013-06-26 11:21:50 AM  
I think the students found a new drug.
 
2013-06-26 11:27:08 AM  

uncleacid: I think the students found a new drug.


One that won't make them sick?
 
2013-06-26 11:32:32 AM  

PizzaJedi81: uncleacid: I think the students found a new drug.

One that won't make them sick?


Will it make them crash their car or make them feel three feet thick?
 
2013-06-26 11:46:13 AM  

skullkrusher: hysterectomies for all!


Yeah, hysteria by definition can only be experienced by women.
 
2013-06-26 11:50:46 AM  

rev. dave: skullkrusher: hysterectomies for all!

Yeah, hysteria by definition can only be experienced by women.


perhaps if we were living in ancient Greece
 
2013-06-26 11:57:02 AM  

skullkrusher: rev. dave: skullkrusher: hysterectomies for all!

Yeah, hysteria by definition can only be experienced by women.

perhaps if we were living in ancient Greece


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2013-06-26 11:57:30 AM  
..or Victorian times even.
 
2013-06-26 11:58:24 AM  
this is a job for KHITBASH.

well, and holding you breath and swallowing ten times.
 
2013-06-26 11:58:48 AM  

loki see loki do: ..or Victorian times even.


Steampunk makes me feel icky. Don't like thinking about it, even as source material
 
2013-06-26 12:07:59 PM  
Do they need volunteers to administer hysterical paroxysms to any of the attractive female patients?
 
2013-06-26 12:09:04 PM  
www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-06-26 12:09:25 PM  
Don't take a chance. Jail them all before they accuse old ladies of witchcraft.

/REMEMBER TITUBA
 
2013-06-26 12:21:34 PM  
Repeat from 1692?
 
2013-06-26 12:53:47 PM  
Extremely delayed Repeat!

//not of another article, mind you..
 
2013-06-26 01:07:50 PM  
See Belgian Coke crisis.
 
2013-06-26 01:27:08 PM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: Repeat from 1692?


Well, Danvers *is* the actual site of the Salem Witch Trials and all. Also the home of the inspiration for Arkham, Danvers State Hospital, which was built on the site of the trial's head judge's farm.
 
2013-06-26 01:51:29 PM  
Subby, I am disappoint. How could you not refer to PANDAS (from TFA) in the headline? We've missed an epic angry panda thread.
 
2013-06-26 03:51:18 PM  

offmymeds: PizzaJedi81: uncleacid: I think the students found a new drug.

One that won't make them sick?

Will it make them crash their car or make them feel three feet thick?


Does it do what it should?
 
2013-06-26 03:56:50 PM  
meep.
 
2013-06-26 04:25:20 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-26 04:30:45 PM  
Ergot an idea about what might have happened here.
 
2013-06-26 04:48:50 PM  

skullkrusher: authorities have determined the cause to be an acute case of kids being dicks


That was my first though, a really good prank.  I recall in detention that you couldn't talk so everyone would cough at random...the whole time.

If it's not that, it's probably Jenkem.
 
2013-06-26 05:45:13 PM  

FriarReb98: StatelyGreekAutomaton: Repeat from 1692?

Well, Danvers *is* the actual site of the Salem Witch Trials and all. Also the home of the inspiration for Arkham, Danvers State Hospital, which was built on the site of the trial's head judge's farm.


Session 9 was filmed there too.
 
2013-06-26 05:47:00 PM  
If kids are going to get hysterical, better proctor the exams.

i1068.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-26 08:03:31 PM  
Finally! Now can someone send a team to my office building to figure out why many of us have sneezing fits/runny noses all year round but disappear when we go home?  Hell, I live with 2 cats and I'm very allergic but they're away from my living space and I feel better at home than at work.
 
2013-06-26 08:04:52 PM  
Next up, St Vitus Dance. Wear sturdy shoes, farkers.
 
2013-06-26 09:57:27 PM  

JonnyBGoode: offmymeds: PizzaJedi81: uncleacid: I think the students found a new drug.

One that won't make them sick?

Will it make them crash their car or make them feel three feet thick?

Does it do what it should?


Do you like American Psycho?
 
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