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(NJ.com)   If you have a tavern that serves beer to bears, the speed limit is the least of your problems   (nj.com) divider line 15
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2013-06-26 10:11:37 AM
I'm descended from one of that town's founding families.  The Stouts.

Hmmm...I could use a good stout and a bear right now.
 
2013-06-26 10:40:22 AM
The fantasy:
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The sad truth:
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2013-06-26 10:41:24 AM
If we must bury the country in 1000 years of debt, to save just one child, it's all worth it.

Why doesn't the cop that's nearby just ticket everyone for 1 MPH over?

I guess they just want children to die.
 
2013-06-26 10:42:04 AM
Kangaroo Bear walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "What'll you have?"

Kangaroo Bear says, "Martini. Straight up. Olives."

Bartender makes the martini. Kangaroo Bear drinks it.

Bartender says, "That' be $15.00. Say, we don't see many kangaroos bears in here."

Kangaroo Bear says, "Yeah, at these prices, you won't see many more."

/ Boom tish
 
2013-06-26 10:56:42 AM
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and asks the bartender for a bear.
The barkeep says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in Billings."
The bear says, "Look, I just want one beer."
"Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in Billings."
Now the bear gets angry.  "Look, if you don't give me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady at the end of the bar."
The barkeep just repeats, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in Billings."
The bear gets angrier, leaps on the woman and devours her.  He then comes back and demands, "Now give me a beer!"
The barkeep says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears on drugs in Billings."
The bear says, "What?  I'm not on drugs!"
The barkeep says, "Yes you are!  That was a bar biatch you ate."
 
2013-06-26 11:09:26 AM
The barkeep says, "Yes you are! That was a bar biatch you ate."

Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-06-26 11:42:23 AM

NewWorldDan: The barkeep says, "Yes you are! That was a bar biatch you ate."

Leaving satisfied.


Yep.
 
2013-06-26 12:46:19 PM
Fact: Bears eat beets.
 
2013-06-26 12:50:30 PM
Sounds like a great school, beer and cookies.
 
2013-06-26 01:03:06 PM
Beer Bear-on?

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pic is borrowed
 
2013-06-26 01:30:42 PM
syrynxx:

That joke is told around here as "Beers to Bears in Bars in Banff"
 
2013-06-26 02:05:56 PM
Bear Tavern Elementary School

Best school ever.
 
2013-06-26 03:58:12 PM

syrynxx: A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and asks the bartender for a bear.
The barkeep says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in Billings."
The bear says, "Look, I just want one beer."
"Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in Billings."
Now the bear gets angry.  "Look, if you don't give me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady at the end of the bar."
The barkeep just repeats, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in Billings."
The bear gets angrier, leaps on the woman and devours her.  He then comes back and demands, "Now give me a beer!"
The barkeep says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears on drugs in Billings."
The bear says, "What?  I'm not on drugs!"
The barkeep says, "Yes you are!  That was a bar biatch you ate."


My father told us that joke years ago.  Except, like all of Dad's jokes, it took 20 minutes to tell and for the first 15 minutes we thought it was an actual story from the news or something.  He had all this backstory on the bear eating 2 carloads' worth of tourists and the bar being on the state line between two states.
 
2013-06-26 04:48:23 PM

Keeve: Fact: Bears eat beets.


I don't :p
 
2013-06-27 08:52:10 AM

stuffy: Bear Tavern Elementary School

Best school ever.


Not far from my old house is Duff Elementary.  If this were Springfield, I imagine it'd be in the running at least.
 
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