NewWorldDan: The barkeep says, "Yes you are! That was a bar biatch you ate."Leaving satisfied.
syrynxx: A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and asks the bartender for a bear.The barkeep says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in Billings."The bear says, "Look, I just want one beer.""Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in Billings."Now the bear gets angry. "Look, if you don't give me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady at the end of the bar."The barkeep just repeats, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in Billings."The bear gets angrier, leaps on the woman and devours her. He then comes back and demands, "Now give me a beer!"The barkeep says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears on drugs in Billings."The bear says, "What? I'm not on drugs!"The barkeep says, "Yes you are! That was a bar biatch you ate."
Keeve: Fact: Bears eat beets.
stuffy: Bear Tavern Elementary SchoolBest school ever.
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