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(Google) NewsFlash Aaron Hernandez gets taken into police custody before he could make it to the white Bronco   (plus.google.com) divider line 50
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2013-06-26 09:46:33 AM  
19 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
"The Bronco's been discontinued. We're trying to shed that whole fugitive on the run thing. This is the Escape. "
2013-06-26 03:22:24 PM  
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-06-26 10:21:43 AM  
7 votes:
cache.boston.com

Even without arms he is probably a better receiver than Tebow.
2013-06-26 09:53:10 AM  
6 votes:

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.


I bet you're awesome at parties.
2013-06-26 03:23:46 PM  
5 votes:
bongmiester:

l3.yimg.com
mommy?

I didn't shoot anyone!  I'm unarmed!
2013-06-26 03:17:31 PM  
4 votes:

Lost Thought 00: Prosecutors claim to have video of Hernandez (from his own security system) walking around his home holding the firearm saying he's going to kill Lloyd. So yeah, life in prison is the best he can hope for


Patriots still aren't very good when it comes to keeping their videotapes private
2013-06-26 09:44:48 AM  
4 votes:

mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?


Such natural talent...

i48.photobucket.com

You just can't teach that.
2013-06-26 09:42:17 AM  
4 votes:
I don't think the Broncos were interested in him, anyhow.
2013-06-26 03:31:33 PM  
3 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: Can someone tell me why the Pats are still favored to win the Super Bowl?


They'll murder the competition.
2013-06-26 02:50:36 PM  
3 votes:

robsul82: The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.


That's as many as five ones. And that's terrible.
2013-06-26 10:52:05 AM  
3 votes:
So, what you're telling me is that the Ravens just won the Super Bowl and a Patriot is a suspect in a murder?

That's different
2013-06-26 09:46:53 AM  
3 votes:

Rapmaster2000: This is what happens when you run a sophisticated, team-wide, steroid masking program.


When was Hernandez traded to the Seahawks?
2013-06-26 03:42:32 PM  
2 votes:

degenerate-afro: Just leave the phone home. Can't track what isn't with you.


Can't do that, what better opportunity to take a new pic for the facebook profile
2013-06-26 03:08:18 PM  
2 votes:

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


www.forkparty.com

Better?
2013-06-26 11:21:47 AM  
2 votes:
In other news. Aaron Hernandez's new prison marriage is now legal in the eyes of the federal government.
2013-06-26 10:50:39 AM  
2 votes:
i280.photobucket.com

Hernandez can fill in as Sandler's stunt double during the murder scenes
2013-06-26 10:22:03 AM  
2 votes:

WTF Indeed: How does Tebow effect Aaron Hernandez's arrest?


He prayed for a starting spot....

/God works in mysterious ways...
2013-06-26 09:57:05 AM  
2 votes:

mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?


Hernandez will be moved to wide receiver.
2013-06-26 09:45:32 AM  
2 votes:

mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?


Awww yeah.
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-06-26 09:44:40 AM  
2 votes:
Something something white bronco something tight end something replacement make your own goddamn joke.
media.npr.org
2013-06-26 06:12:03 PM  
1 votes:
I knew when the Pats cut him and the State Police refused to say what the charges were that he was getting a murder charge.  And it seems all the evidence does point in his direction. Especially those texts from the victim.
2013-06-26 06:08:55 PM  
1 votes:
did he burn his clothes in time?

wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net
2013-06-26 04:55:30 PM  
1 votes:
A quick Facebook status that anyone who's ever heard about our sheriff will laugh at:

"that flood watch that was just issued for North Dartmouth is due to Sheriff Hodgson's drooling over a certain ex-Patriot being transported to his facilities. Tommy boy never met a camera/microphone that he didn't like. "
2013-06-26 04:50:50 PM  
1 votes:

Nana's Vibrator: FriarReb98: Lot of my lovely townsfolk out watching the van being brought in....

Suspect #2 lived down near you, too.  You hang with the wrong crowd down there.


Hope the modmins think about that the next time they redlight my headlines!
2013-06-26 04:11:19 PM  
1 votes:

InmanRoshi: degenerate-afro: Casey Anthony
OJ Simpson

Didn't really give a shiat about Casey Anthony, but just based on his arraignment they got a hell of a lot more evidence on Hernandez than they had on OJ.


They have DNA and Blood evidence on Hernandez?
2013-06-26 03:56:21 PM  
1 votes:
PLEASE tell me he used his credit card at that gas station.

/What a moron.
2013-06-26 03:32:23 PM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: tenton: OJ was lucky they didn't have cell phones to track every place you go.

I would comment on shutting off your cell phone before driving around town to ice someone, but that would require some foresight and thinking. Kind of like dumping a body FAR THE fark AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE.

Shutting it off doesn't turn off the tracking. You have to pull the battery.


Noted. Thanks.
2013-06-26 03:19:19 PM  
1 votes:

TheManofPA: Patriots still aren't very good when it comes to keeping their videotapes private


And, again, Hernandez being the real criminal mastermind thought actually destroying the physical security cams in his home would have magically erased recorded footage.
2013-06-26 03:17:15 PM  
1 votes:
cdn.hark.com

No bail!  Denied!
2013-06-26 02:53:44 PM  
1 votes:

Yanks_RSJ: robsul82: Hernandez bought "rolling paper, used for marijuana" at a gas station before the murder.

And bubblegum.  That monster!


Bubble gum and rolling papers!  Who would think to combine the two!
2013-06-26 02:49:24 PM  
1 votes:
I wonder if the reason the Pats signed Jesus Tebow was to have him try to bring Odin Lloyd back to life so that Hernandez wouldn't be facing these murder charges.  A solid plan, really.
2013-06-26 02:45:41 PM  
1 votes:

robsul82: The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.


So you are saying Murder is the case that they gave him?
2013-06-26 02:34:27 PM  
1 votes:

robsul82: Hernandez will be arraigned at 2 PM eastern, so unless there's any spoilers (NO SPOILERS), we'll know the charges then.

[i.qkme.me image 350x350]


Can we get another main page Newsflash to troll the butthurt asshat crybabies who hate that this is a main page story?
2013-06-26 01:53:57 PM  
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: Lost Thought 00: nvmac: robsul82: PFT: Source on what charges Hernandez is facing - "Assume the worst"

The 'worst' would be first degree murder, so....

/or genocide

Kiddy Rape Dungeon

Using a cell phone in a movie theatre


Electric chair.  Don't wet the sponge.
2013-06-26 12:41:05 PM  
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: nvmac: robsul82: PFT: Source on what charges Hernandez is facing - "Assume the worst"

The 'worst' would be first degree murder, so....

/or genocide

Kiddy Rape Dungeon


Using a cell phone in a movie theatre
2013-06-26 12:31:28 PM  
1 votes:

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


It's as if Fark didn't have a Politics tab or something.

Poor precious snowflake.
2013-06-26 11:17:48 AM  
1 votes:
So does this mean that Pete Carroll can pick him up on waivers?
2013-06-26 10:59:06 AM  
1 votes:
I hate it when sports page stories end up on the main page. Now I have to share that I don't know who the player is but need to let everyone know that because these guys are rich and famous that is what is wrong with the country. Thanks Obama.
2013-06-26 10:50:46 AM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Let's all jerk off about football now.
Because this is obviously more important than the use of the constitution as toilet paper, women's rights, racist voting laws in the south, global climate change, droughts, fires, floods, and plagues of locusts (spring breakers) invading towns.


and a cheery good morning to you too!

You're right. Let's all jerk off about everything you think is wrong with society. That sounds like a hoot! lol

On the off chance that you didn't just emerge from under a bridge, you should try having sex. It might improve your whiny disposition.
2013-06-26 10:40:46 AM  
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: How many other members of the Patriots, and the NFL, are active gang members actively murdering their rivals? Me thinks Hernandez wasn't a lone wolf


Let's just come right out and say it. This man has the obvious telltale marks of a life in gang activity, and poses a threat to anybody who crosses him.

a.espncdn.com
2013-06-26 10:26:39 AM  
1 votes:

JohnnyCanuck: [cache.boston.com image 259x162]

Even without arms he is probably a better receiver than Tebow.


Probably a better passer, too.
2013-06-26 10:25:43 AM  
1 votes:
Tebow moves up to #2 on the tight end depth chart!
2013-06-26 10:04:43 AM  
1 votes:

Tarl3k: Except that Tebow doesn't have a tight end anymore...if that guy has as many dicks sticking out of him as he has had stuck in him he would look like a porcupine...

/not my joke


Then don't forward someone else's bad jokes.
2013-06-26 09:57:18 AM  
1 votes:

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.


And you care so little that you 1) click the link and 2) comment about how little you care.

As a result, Fark gets one more pageclick AND a comment that helps guarantee more "news flashes" like this in the future.

Well done.
2013-06-26 09:51:50 AM  
1 votes:
News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?
2013-06-26 09:50:10 AM  
1 votes:
Except that Tebow doesn't have a tight end anymore...if that guy has as many dicks sticking out of him as he has had stuck in him he would look like a porcupine...

/not my joke
2013-06-26 09:47:06 AM  
1 votes:
Gisele's going to throw a shiat-fit
2013-06-26 09:46:29 AM  
1 votes:
cache.boston.com

mommy?
2013-06-26 09:46:13 AM  
1 votes:

mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?


Surely, the Lord works in mysterious ways!
2013-06-26 09:43:04 AM  
1 votes:
This is what happens when you run a sophisticated, team-wide, steroid masking program.
 
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