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(Google) NewsFlash Aaron Hernandez gets taken into police custody before he could make it to the white Bronco   (plus.google.com) divider line 33
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2013-06-26 09:54:43 AM
4 votes:

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


Go make your own farking news aggregator to only accumulate things you are concerned with
2013-06-26 09:43:04 AM
4 votes:
This is what happens when you run a sophisticated, team-wide, steroid masking program.
2013-06-26 09:57:18 AM
3 votes:

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.


And you care so little that you 1) click the link and 2) comment about how little you care.

As a result, Fark gets one more pageclick AND a comment that helps guarantee more "news flashes" like this in the future.

Well done.
2013-06-26 02:34:27 PM
2 votes:

robsul82: Hernandez will be arraigned at 2 PM eastern, so unless there's any spoilers (NO SPOILERS), we'll know the charges then.

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Can we get another main page Newsflash to troll the butthurt asshat crybabies who hate that this is a main page story?
2013-06-26 10:04:43 AM
2 votes:

Tarl3k: Except that Tebow doesn't have a tight end anymore...if that guy has as many dicks sticking out of him as he has had stuck in him he would look like a porcupine...

/not my joke


Then don't forward someone else's bad jokes.
2013-06-26 09:56:10 AM
2 votes:
This is what happens when you make decisions about players based on athleticism rather than moral character. These players are heroes for kids who look up to them. When you hire thugs like Hernandez, you send a message that it doesn't matter what bad things you do in your private life, as long as you can deliver on the field.

It's not a good message to be sending to young athletes.
2013-06-26 09:51:50 AM
2 votes:
News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?
2013-06-26 09:48:48 AM
2 votes:
How many other members of the Patriots, and the NFL, are active gang members actively murdering their rivals? Me thinks Hernandez wasn't a lone wolf
2013-06-26 07:31:02 PM
1 votes:

EraserDH: Not news.

Can we take the "News" and "News Flash" tags away from the sportsdinks?


Go to Reddit fool
2013-06-26 03:44:42 PM
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: degenerate-afro: Just leave the phone home. Can't track what isn't with you.

Can't do that, what better opportunity to take a new pic for the facebook profile


Kids these days.

Facebook, Twitter, Cloud storage, Xbox One, Google Plus and then they wonder why NSA has dirt on them.
2013-06-26 03:33:39 PM
1 votes:
I can understand complaints of newsflash abuse from TFers, but it's pretty lame when it's a bunch of liters doing the biatching.
2013-06-26 12:52:22 PM
1 votes:

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


And yet you took the time to post in the thread
2013-06-26 10:52:05 AM
1 votes:
So, what you're telling me is that the Ravens just won the Super Bowl and a Patriot is a suspect in a murder?

That's different
2013-06-26 10:50:39 AM
1 votes:
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Hernandez can fill in as Sandler's stunt double during the murder scenes
2013-06-26 10:42:01 AM
1 votes:

Walker: Since he's been released does he get to keep the $40 million? Not that it will do him much good in jail.


Only $16M was guaranteed, but his $12.5M signing bonus is a rather large cap hit here.
2013-06-26 10:40:40 AM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Let's all jerk off about football now.
Because this is obviously more important than the use of the constitution as toilet paper, women's rights, racist voting laws in the south, global climate change, droughts, fires, floods, and plagues of locusts (spring breakers) invading towns.


Thanks for taking the time to post in a sports thread about how no one should be posting in sports threads.
But why aren't you out protesting somewhere?
2013-06-26 10:36:25 AM
1 votes:

kdawg7736: I have not been following this closely since I was on vacation last week, but did they get the murderer? If not, I still speculate Mr. Hernandez might have murdered him. Regardless, he is pretty FARKed now.


If he's not the murderer, he knows who is.

Judging by the cell phone, security system, and cleaning crew...Hernandez is covering up for himself or someone else. That's a legal no-no.
2013-06-26 10:29:49 AM
1 votes:

highvaluetarget: And now he's been officially cut by the Patriots.


That is the most Belichick move of all time. "Oh, he's been arrested? Cut him, we've got to find a different cog now."
2013-06-26 10:29:07 AM
1 votes:
Annndd....he's released by the Pats.
2013-06-26 10:28:05 AM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Let's all jerk off about football now.
Because this is obviously more important than the use of the constitution as toilet paper, women's rights, racist voting laws in the south, global climate change, droughts, fires, floods, and plagues of locusts (spring breakers) invading towns.


Some people have the brain capacity to follow and discuss a variety of different stories covering a variety of different topics.  I guess some people don't.
2013-06-26 10:22:03 AM
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: How does Tebow effect Aaron Hernandez's arrest?


He prayed for a starting spot....

/God works in mysterious ways...
2013-06-26 10:02:58 AM
1 votes:
Let's all jerk off about football now.
Because this is obviously more important than the use of the constitution as toilet paper, women's rights, racist voting laws in the south, global climate change, droughts, fires, floods, and plagues of locusts (spring breakers) invading towns.
2013-06-26 10:01:37 AM
1 votes:

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


So we should base al newsflashes on sh*t you personally care about? Piss off.
2013-06-26 10:00:02 AM
1 votes:

Nana's Vibrator: rufus-t-firefly: mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?

Such natural talent...

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You just can't teach that.

That's sad, but what's worse is that it was a bad throw by (assumedly) Buttfumble and an equally bad route by Tebow.  Plus he was covered.


This guy was covered, overthrown, didn't flinch, and still made the pivotal play in a Super Bowl...plus it was the last catch he made in his career.

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2013-06-26 09:55:15 AM
1 votes:
f*cking idiot.  How dumb and drunk does anyone have to be to 1. kill someone 2a. in the middle of a road 2b. with enough traffic to find him quickly 3. and just leave him there 4. after being seen with him within a short time earlier.  5 Also, you're a local celebrity with a multimillion dollar contract?
2013-06-26 09:54:38 AM
1 votes:

ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?


When it happens right after a homicide of someone Hernandez was closely connected to, it's suspicious as hell.
2013-06-26 09:53:10 AM
1 votes:

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.


I bet you're awesome at parties.
2013-06-26 09:48:53 AM
1 votes:
He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.
2013-06-26 09:48:18 AM
1 votes:
Will he be the next Ray Lewis or the next Rae Curruth?
2013-06-26 09:46:53 AM
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: This is what happens when you run a sophisticated, team-wide, steroid masking program.


When was Hernandez traded to the Seahawks?
2013-06-26 09:46:33 AM
1 votes:
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"The Bronco's been discontinued. We're trying to shed that whole fugitive on the run thing. This is the Escape. "
2013-06-26 09:46:12 AM
1 votes:
Great, now we can get back to more important local news, like how you'll probably gave to get a full body cavity search to see the Pops on the 4th, at the Hatch Shell.
2013-06-26 09:44:40 AM
1 votes:
Something something white bronco something tight end something replacement make your own goddamn joke.
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