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2013-06-26 03:00:15 PM

you are a puppet: Weatherkiss: Another player in the NFL arrested on felony charges. Must be a day that ends in y.

But who cares about how morally bankrupt the players are as long as the home team delivers victory, right? Who cares about how many of them get arrested for violent crimes as long as they shine on the field? By buying tickets to this crap, or buying merchandise to this crap, we send a message to the NFL that hiring criminals to play on their teams is inherently a good thing -- and in the end doesn't matter.

But then our kids grow up wanting to be like the players and want to be a pro football player too, and since they think if you're a violent person who gets into fights, then don't worry... the NFL will set you up with a very sweet contract guaranteeing you a fortune. And all you have to do in return is make a few public apologies and/or find Christ on public television and you'll be forgiven... as long as your player statistics are golden. If your stats aren't golden, then gtfo you worthless criminal.

But as log as everyone's favorite teams win, who cares about rewarding criminal behavior? We sure stuck it to the other guys!

What percentage of NFL players do you think are convicted felons? And what percentage of non-NFL players?


Maybe not felons, but it does seem there's a rather high number of players who get the "summer rush."  I don't know if this is representative of the population percentage-wise, but ...

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/police-blotter/
 
2013-06-26 03:00:21 PM

Killer Cars: ongbok: From what I just read it was 1 in the back and 2 in the chest

And two in the arms. Why the arms....no idea.


Torture. Make them feel pain before finishing them off.
 
2013-06-26 03:00:34 PM
Murder one. I guess his brilliant plan to destroy evidence didn't work.
 
2013-06-26 03:00:35 PM
It's wild though, he's showing absolutely no emotion to the charges.
 
2013-06-26 03:01:37 PM

Yanks_RSJ: They've got him all over town with the victime, at the scene of a murder, holding a gun, and they've got him destroying security tapes and his cell.  He's farked.


The NY state lottery The judicial system -

2.bp.blogspot.com

Hey.  You never know.
 
2013-06-26 03:02:01 PM
he was a tight end - prison will change that
 
2013-06-26 03:02:25 PM

Yanks_RSJ: They've got him all over town with the victime, at the scene of a murder, holding a gun, and they've got him destroying security tapes and his cell.  He's farked.


Depends, did he wear gloves?

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2013-06-26 03:03:01 PM

robsul82: Yanks_RSJ: They've got him all over town with the victime, at the scene of a murder, holding a gun, and they've got him destroying security tapes and his cell.  He's farked.

The NY state lottery The judicial system -

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x308]

Hey.  You never know.


dangit, a minute slow because I went for a more precise picture
 
2013-06-26 03:03:08 PM

Yanks_RSJ: robsul82: Hernandez bought "rolling paper, used for marijuana" at a gas station before the murder.

And bubblegum.  That monster!


I thought that reference was odd as well, but after linking it together, sounds like Hernandez was taken down by his love of Blue bubbalicious.
 
2013-06-26 03:06:01 PM

robsul82: ongbok: robsul82: The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.

From what I just read it was 1 in the back and 2 in the chest

Thought I heard the guy said 5.


Before I click the next page, he said that somebody working nearby thought they heard 5 shots.
 
2013-06-26 03:06:40 PM

robsul82: Killer Cars: robsul82: So basically the prosecutor's putting forth the idea that Hernandez decided he couldn't trust the guy anymore because he talked about him at a club, so he picked the guy up under the pretense of hanging out, drove him to the woods, and shot him 5 times.

No one certainly needs to convince me Hernandez is a piece of sh*t, but I still can't grasp him being dumb enough to shoot the guy himself.

Even beyond the morals and such, if true that's some spectacular arrogance to think he could just roll out, shoot a dude 3 or 5 times, leave him in the woods and just go merrily on his way because, I suppose, he's a rich football player.


I think you're giving him too much credit for putting any thought into this.
Really this is anticlimatic, much like the marathon bombings.  It's tragic and terrible, and you sort of think there's an elaborate scheme.  But the reality is he was an idiot who couldn't control his anger.  After hearing the prosecutor, I can't believe Hernandez made it into his 20's.
 
2013-06-26 03:07:16 PM

Pop Goes The Weasel: Yanks_RSJ: robsul82: Hernandez bought "rolling paper, used for marijuana" at a gas station before the murder.

And bubblegum.  That monster!

I thought that reference was odd as well, but after linking it together, sounds like Hernandez was taken down by his love of Blue bubbalicious.


I think the idea is that it shows he is cold blooded - he's calmly getting gum and rolling paper while on his way to kill a guy.
 
2013-06-26 03:08:18 PM

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


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Better?
 
2013-06-26 03:09:49 PM
Sounds like they can't find his two buddies now.
 
2013-06-26 03:11:45 PM
Prosecutors claim to have video of Hernandez (from his own security system) walking around his home holding the firearm saying he's going to kill Lloyd. So yeah, life in prison is the best he can hope for
 
2013-06-26 03:12:55 PM
No bail.
 
2013-06-26 03:13:36 PM
no bail.  later, dude.  Wonder if he'll hear the Foxboro crowds from Walpole.
 
2013-06-26 03:13:38 PM
Early reports were saying no bail, but the defense made a pretty good case for bail.
 
2013-06-26 03:14:18 PM
Bail denied!
 
2013-06-26 03:15:10 PM
Does Mass. have a death penalty?
 
2013-06-26 03:15:14 PM
Oops, I forgot we paused the show for a couple minutes.
 
2013-06-26 03:15:52 PM

Lost Thought 00: Does Mass. have a death penalty?


No
 
2013-06-26 03:15:57 PM

Lost Thought 00: Does Mass. have a death penalty?


I thought I heard the judge say no
 
2013-06-26 03:15:58 PM

Lost Thought 00: Does Mass. have a death penalty?


No.
 
2013-06-26 03:16:49 PM

jaylectricity: Early reports were saying no bail, but the defense made a pretty good case for bail.


Well, yeah he made the only case he really can make - that his client is not legitimate flight risk.  However, they really don't let people out on bail when they're accused of organizing and carrying out an execution, regardless of how likely it is that they show up for their trial.
 
2013-06-26 03:16:52 PM
Wow. Federer lost. Wouldn't have seen the end if not for Hernandez.
 
2013-06-26 03:16:59 PM
I didn't realize the Crips and Bloods were still a thing.
 
2013-06-26 03:17:15 PM
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No bail!  Denied!
 
2013-06-26 03:17:31 PM

Lost Thought 00: Prosecutors claim to have video of Hernandez (from his own security system) walking around his home holding the firearm saying he's going to kill Lloyd. So yeah, life in prison is the best he can hope for


Patriots still aren't very good when it comes to keeping their videotapes private
 
2013-06-26 03:18:18 PM
the video feed freaking blows!
 
2013-06-26 03:18:34 PM

Triumph: Wow. Federer lost. Wouldn't have seen the end if not for Hernandez.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-06-26 03:18:41 PM
Concussion defense?
 
2013-06-26 03:19:19 PM

TheManofPA: Patriots still aren't very good when it comes to keeping their videotapes private


And, again, Hernandez being the real criminal mastermind thought actually destroying the physical security cams in his home would have magically erased recorded footage.
 
2013-06-26 03:19:31 PM
He'll be a hero in prison.
 
2013-06-26 03:19:40 PM
OJ was lucky they didn't have cell phones to track every place you go.

I would comment on shutting off your cell phone before driving around town to ice someone, but that would require some foresight and thinking. Kind of like dumping a body FAR THE fark AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE.
 
2013-06-26 03:21:43 PM

jaylectricity: He'll be a hero in prison.


As long as he has enough money to pay for protection
 
2013-06-26 03:22:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-26 03:23:17 PM

roflmaonow: Triumph: Wow. Federer lost. Wouldn't have seen the end if not for Hernandez.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Andy Murray is a huge favorite now. Fed and Nadal both dropped out of his bracket.
 
2013-06-26 03:23:30 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I think you're giving him too much credit for putting any thought into this.


Hey, idiotic thought is still thought.
 
2013-06-26 03:23:46 PM
bongmiester:

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mommy?

I didn't shoot anyone!  I'm unarmed!
 
2013-06-26 03:23:57 PM

tenton: OJ was lucky they didn't have cell phones to track every place you go.

I would comment on shutting off your cell phone before driving around town to ice someone, but that would require some foresight and thinking. Kind of like dumping a body FAR THE fark AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE.


Shutting it off doesn't turn off the tracking. You have to pull the battery.
 
2013-06-26 03:24:43 PM
At least you could call OJ a crime of passion.  This dude just sounds like a sociopath.
 
2013-06-26 03:25:12 PM
Can someone tell me why the Pats are still favored to win the Super Bowl?
 
2013-06-26 03:27:57 PM

Triumph: roflmaonow: Triumph: Wow. Federer lost. Wouldn't have seen the end if not for Hernandez.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Andy Murray is a huge favorite now. Fed and Nadal both dropped out of his bracket.


Sharapova gone, and a whole load of injury withdrawals including Zombie John Isner and the man who dispatched Nadal. If Murray doesn't win he may as well pack it in.
 
2013-06-26 03:30:50 PM

sephjnr: Triumph: roflmaonow: Triumph: Wow. Federer lost. Wouldn't have seen the end if not for Hernandez.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Andy Murray is a huge favorite now. Fed and Nadal both dropped out of his bracket.

Sharapova gone, and a whole load of injury withdrawals including Zombie John Isner and the man who dispatched Nadal. If Murray doesn't win he may as well pack it in.


He still has to be djoker and it will be tough. Man would that place erupt though if he won.
 
2013-06-26 03:31:08 PM
Aaron stupid Hernandez is going to jail as soon as he leaves the hearing and won't be free until he's in his 40's or beyond.
He's 23 years old and has an 8 month old son who will be a man himself by the time his waste of a father is free.

I used to watch him on TV and jump out of my livingroom chair and cheer for that guy when he scored.
 
2013-06-26 03:31:33 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Can someone tell me why the Pats are still favored to win the Super Bowl?


They'll murder the competition.
 
2013-06-26 03:32:15 PM
my mistake.  He has a daughter
 
2013-06-26 03:32:19 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Can someone tell me why the Pats are still favored to win the Super Bowl?


Coach and quarterback league.

Also, I'm pretty sure SF is the betting favorite.
 
2013-06-26 03:32:23 PM

cameroncrazy1984: tenton: OJ was lucky they didn't have cell phones to track every place you go.

I would comment on shutting off your cell phone before driving around town to ice someone, but that would require some foresight and thinking. Kind of like dumping a body FAR THE fark AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE.

Shutting it off doesn't turn off the tracking. You have to pull the battery.


Noted. Thanks.
 
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