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2013-06-26 09:42:17 AM  
I don't think the Broncos were interested in him, anyhow.
 
2013-06-26 09:43:04 AM  
This is what happens when you run a sophisticated, team-wide, steroid masking program.
 
2013-06-26 09:43:47 AM  
This makes Tebow the new Tight End?
 
2013-06-26 09:43:55 AM  
Breaking NewzZzZzZzZzZzZz
 
2013-06-26 09:44:40 AM  
Something something white bronco something tight end something replacement make your own goddamn joke.
media.npr.org
 
2013-06-26 09:44:48 AM  

mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?


Such natural talent...

i48.photobucket.com

You just can't teach that.
 
2013-06-26 09:45:07 AM  
How does Tebow effect Aaron Hernandez's arrest?
 
2013-06-26 09:45:32 AM  

mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?


Awww yeah.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-26 09:46:08 AM  
Well, there's an opening for Jesus at tight end now.
 
2013-06-26 09:46:12 AM  
Great, now we can get back to more important local news, like how you'll probably gave to get a full body cavity search to see the Pops on the 4th, at the Hatch Shell.
 
2013-06-26 09:46:13 AM  

mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?


Surely, the Lord works in mysterious ways!
 
2013-06-26 09:46:29 AM  
cache.boston.com

mommy?
 
2013-06-26 09:46:33 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
"The Bronco's been discontinued. We're trying to shed that whole fugitive on the run thing. This is the Escape. "
 
2013-06-26 09:46:53 AM  

Rapmaster2000: This is what happens when you run a sophisticated, team-wide, steroid masking program.


When was Hernandez traded to the Seahawks?
 
2013-06-26 09:47:06 AM  
Gisele's going to throw a shiat-fit
 
2013-06-26 09:48:18 AM  
Will he be the next Ray Lewis or the next Rae Curruth?
 
2013-06-26 09:48:48 AM  
How many other members of the Patriots, and the NFL, are active gang members actively murdering their rivals? Me thinks Hernandez wasn't a lone wolf
 
2013-06-26 09:48:53 AM  
He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.
 
2013-06-26 09:50:07 AM  

Lost Thought 00: How many other members of the Patriots, and the NFL, are active gang members actively murdering their rivals? Me thinks Hernandez wasn't a lone wolf


Check out Marvin Harrison. Seemed like a good guy, all the while he was basically running a gang back home.
 
2013-06-26 09:50:10 AM  
Except that Tebow doesn't have a tight end anymore...if that guy has as many dicks sticking out of him as he has had stuck in him he would look like a porcupine...

/not my joke
 
2013-06-26 09:50:31 AM  
Headline fail. He's already been in the white SUV, he owns one.
 
2013-06-26 09:50:38 AM  

Tom_Slick: Will he be the next Ray Lewis or the next Rae Curruth?


OJ?
 
2013-06-26 09:51:50 AM  
News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?
 
2013-06-26 09:52:12 AM  
I accidently shotted the whole thing
 
2013-06-26 09:52:33 AM  

MacEnvy: mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?

Awww yeah.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x395]


He better watch out for Brandon Marshall. (pNSFW)
 
2013-06-26 09:52:33 AM  
He'll leave the light on for ya:

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2013-06-26 09:52:37 AM  

NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.


destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?
 
2013-06-26 09:52:49 AM  

degenerate-afro: Tom_Slick: Will he be the next Ray Lewis or the next Rae Curruth?

OJ?


Jayson Williams?
 
2013-06-26 09:53:10 AM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.


I bet you're awesome at parties.
 
2013-06-26 09:54:38 AM  

ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?


When it happens right after a homicide of someone Hernandez was closely connected to, it's suspicious as hell.
 
2013-06-26 09:54:43 AM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


Go make your own farking news aggregator to only accumulate things you are concerned with
 
2013-06-26 09:55:15 AM  
f*cking idiot.  How dumb and drunk does anyone have to be to 1. kill someone 2a. in the middle of a road 2b. with enough traffic to find him quickly 3. and just leave him there 4. after being seen with him within a short time earlier.  5 Also, you're a local celebrity with a multimillion dollar contract?
 
2013-06-26 09:55:34 AM  

ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?


When you just so happen to do both of those things while police are investigating the death of someone that was last seen alive with you.
 
2013-06-26 09:56:03 AM  

NightOwl2255: Lost Thought 00: How many other members of the Patriots, and the NFL, are active gang members actively murdering their rivals? Me thinks Hernandez wasn't a lone wolf

Check out Marvin Harrison. Seemed like a good guy, all the while he was basically running a gang back home.


Marvin Harrison might as well have been a Corleone.

Quiet guy, respected, didn't make a media splash... would execute you in a heartbeat with a custom Italian pistol.
 
2013-06-26 09:56:04 AM  
Google Plus??
 
2013-06-26 09:56:10 AM  
This is what happens when you make decisions about players based on athleticism rather than moral character. These players are heroes for kids who look up to them. When you hire thugs like Hernandez, you send a message that it doesn't matter what bad things you do in your private life, as long as you can deliver on the field.

It's not a good message to be sending to young athletes.
 
2013-06-26 09:56:34 AM  
wouldnt be surprised if he doesn't spend a week in jail
 
2013-06-26 09:56:46 AM  

moistD: degenerate-afro: Tom_Slick: Will he be the next Ray Lewis or the next Rae Curruth?

OJ?

Jayson Williams?


Eric Naposki
 
2013-06-26 09:57:05 AM  

mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?


Hernandez will be moved to wide receiver.
 
2013-06-26 09:57:14 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?

Such natural talent...

[i48.photobucket.com image 258x250]

You just can't teach that.


That's sad, but what's worse is that it was a bad throw by (assumedly) Buttfumble and an equally bad route by Tebow.  Plus he was covered.
 
2013-06-26 09:57:18 AM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.


And you care so little that you 1) click the link and 2) comment about how little you care.

As a result, Fark gets one more pageclick AND a comment that helps guarantee more "news flashes" like this in the future.

Well done.
 
2013-06-26 09:58:59 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: This is what happens when you make decisions about players based on athleticism rather than moral character. These players are heroes for kids who look up to them. When you hire thugs like Hernandez, you send a message that it doesn't matter what bad things you do in your private life, as long as you can deliver on the field.

It's not a good message to be sending to young athletes.


Parents who let their kids look up to athletes are terrible parents.

/water is wet
 
2013-06-26 10:00:02 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: rufus-t-firefly: mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?

Such natural talent...

[i48.photobucket.com image 258x250]

You just can't teach that.

That's sad, but what's worse is that it was a bad throw by (assumedly) Buttfumble and an equally bad route by Tebow.  Plus he was covered.


This guy was covered, overthrown, didn't flinch, and still made the pivotal play in a Super Bowl...plus it was the last catch he made in his career.

brentwhite.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-26 10:00:37 AM  
What's if he's acting all shady and whatnot because he's covering for someone?
 
2013-06-26 10:01:37 AM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


So we should base al newsflashes on sh*t you personally care about? Piss off.
 
2013-06-26 10:02:58 AM  
Let's all jerk off about football now.
Because this is obviously more important than the use of the constitution as toilet paper, women's rights, racist voting laws in the south, global climate change, droughts, fires, floods, and plagues of locusts (spring breakers) invading towns.
 
2013-06-26 10:03:19 AM  

texdent: What's if he's acting all shady and whatnot because he's covering for someone?


he would be guilty of murder, accessory-after-the-fact ?
 
2013-06-26 10:03:20 AM  
Didn't they have Kellen Winslow for a couple weeks last season? Maybe they could bring him back, turns out his decision making isn't as bad as previously thought.
 
2013-06-26 10:04:43 AM  

Tarl3k: Except that Tebow doesn't have a tight end anymore...if that guy has as many dicks sticking out of him as he has had stuck in him he would look like a porcupine...

/not my joke


Then don't forward someone else's bad jokes.
 
2013-06-26 10:05:10 AM  

Aarontology: ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?

When it happens right after a homicide of someone Hernandez was closely connected to, it's suspicious as hell.


I'd leave it to the lawyers to discuss the details, but destroying evidence is as obstructiony as obstruction of justice can get.  He's essenmially saying "I don't want to go to jail for murder, but now that it's inevitable I'll have to hedge that by destroying the evidence and gambling for a lesser charge and fewer years in jail.
 
2013-06-26 10:05:56 AM  

texdent: What's if he's acting all shady and whatnot because he's covering for someone?


He would do the same time for the murder as the guy who pulled the trigger
 
2013-06-26 10:06:36 AM  
Another player in the NFL arrested on felony charges. Must be a day that ends in y.

But who cares about how morally bankrupt the players are as long as the home team delivers victory, right? Who cares about how many of them get arrested for violent crimes as long as they shine on the field? By buying tickets to this crap, or buying merchandise to this crap, we send a message to the NFL that hiring criminals to play on their teams is inherently a good thing -- and in the end doesn't matter.

But then our kids grow up wanting to be like the players and want to be a pro football player too, and since they think if you're a violent person who gets into fights, then don't worry... the NFL will set you up with a very sweet contract guaranteeing you a fortune. And all you have to do in return is make a few public apologies and/or find Christ on public television and you'll be forgiven... as long as your player statistics are golden. If your stats aren't golden, then gtfo you worthless criminal.

But as log as everyone's favorite teams win, who cares about rewarding criminal behavior? We sure stuck it to the other guys!
 
2013-06-26 10:09:32 AM  
I really like football and live in what I'm told is New England. Not flash worthy.
 
2013-06-26 10:09:42 AM  
Not news.

Can we take the "News" and "News Flash" tags away from the sportsdinks?
 
2013-06-26 10:11:56 AM  
I think "Lou" is all over this one.
 
2013-06-26 10:14:45 AM  
Will he be a costar in the next remake of The Longest Yard?
 
2013-06-26 10:15:11 AM  

Weatherkiss: Another player in the NFL arrested on felony charges. Must be a day that ends in y.

But who cares about how morally bankrupt the players are as long as the home team delivers victory, right? Who cares about how many of them get arrested for violent crimes as long as they shine on the field? By buying tickets to this crap, or buying merchandise to this crap, we send a message to the NFL that hiring criminals to play on their teams is inherently a good thing -- and in the end doesn't matter.

But then our kids grow up wanting to be like the players and want to be a pro football player too, and since they think if you're a violent person who gets into fights, then don't worry... the NFL will set you up with a very sweet contract guaranteeing you a fortune. And all you have to do in return is make a few public apologies and/or find Christ on public television and you'll be forgiven... as long as your player statistics are golden. If your stats aren't golden, then gtfo you worthless criminal.

But as log as everyone's favorite teams win, who cares about rewarding criminal behavior? We sure stuck it to the other guys!


What percentage of NFL players do you think are convicted felons? And what percentage of non-NFL players?
 
2013-06-26 10:21:03 AM  

you are a puppet: Didn't they have Kellen Winslow for a couple weeks last season? Maybe they could bring him back, turns out his decision making isn't as bad as previously thought.


He signed with the Jets last week.
 
2013-06-26 10:21:43 AM  
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Even without arms he is probably a better receiver than Tebow.
 
2013-06-26 10:22:03 AM  

WTF Indeed: How does Tebow effect Aaron Hernandez's arrest?


He prayed for a starting spot....

/God works in mysterious ways...
 
2013-06-26 10:22:40 AM  

buckeyebrain: you are a puppet: Didn't they have Kellen Winslow for a couple weeks last season? Maybe they could bring him back, turns out his decision making isn't as bad as previously thought.

He signed with the Jets last week.


Oh nice, so they did bring in a replacement for Tebow.
 
2013-06-26 10:23:46 AM  
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2013-06-26 10:24:01 AM  
Wait, the pats released aaron hdz? Im guessing a murder charge
 
2013-06-26 10:24:41 AM  
I hate it when sports page stories end up on the main page. Too many losers on the main page who don't know who the player is and want to let everyone know that they don't know who the player is but need to let everyone know that because these guys are rich and famous that is what is wrong with the country.
 
2013-06-26 10:24:48 AM  
And now he's been officially cut by the Patriots.
 
2013-06-26 10:25:09 AM  
ESPN just announced that the Pats have released Hernandez.

Maybe Tebow will be playing tight end after all.
 
2013-06-26 10:25:43 AM  
Tebow moves up to #2 on the tight end depth chart!
 
2013-06-26 10:26:30 AM  
Im sensing the cops told the pats what he was gonna be charged with before making it public.
 
2013-06-26 10:26:39 AM  

JohnnyCanuck: [cache.boston.com image 259x162]

Even without arms he is probably a better receiver than Tebow.


Probably a better passer, too.
 
2013-06-26 10:27:02 AM  
Bubba has a new friend.
 
2013-06-26 10:27:48 AM  

bulldg4life: Tebow moves up to #2 on the tight end depth chart!


They would have to be keep gronk from falling apart in the first place.
 
2013-06-26 10:28:05 AM  

vudukungfu: Let's all jerk off about football now.
Because this is obviously more important than the use of the constitution as toilet paper, women's rights, racist voting laws in the south, global climate change, droughts, fires, floods, and plagues of locusts (spring breakers) invading towns.


Some people have the brain capacity to follow and discuss a variety of different stories covering a variety of different topics.  I guess some people don't.
 
2013-06-26 10:29:07 AM  
Annndd....he's released by the Pats.
 
2013-06-26 10:29:21 AM  

xaks: JohnnyCanuck: [cache.boston.com image 259x162]

Even without arms he is probably a better receiver than Tebow.

Probably a better passer, too.


Yeah, but that goes without saying.
 
2013-06-26 10:29:40 AM  
Take this for what it's worth coming from some guy on the internet. I heard from a good source that they cut off the guys private parts prior to killing him. Damn
 
2013-06-26 10:29:43 AM  

Dinobot: bulldg4life: Tebow moves up to #2 on the tight end depth chart!

They would have to be keep gronk from falling apart in the first place.


that doesn't seem to be too difficult lately
 
2013-06-26 10:29:49 AM  

highvaluetarget: And now he's been officially cut by the Patriots.


That is the most Belichick move of all time. "Oh, he's been arrested? Cut him, we've got to find a different cog now."
 
2013-06-26 10:30:37 AM  
But the question remains whether they have to take a huge salary cap hit for cutting him so early in his new contract. And whether how much guaranteed money they still have to pay him
 
2013-06-26 10:31:05 AM  
Was going to say that he's been released by the Pats, but that's already been covered. So here's the pic that TMZ put up to go along with that
ll-media.tmz.com
 
2013-06-26 10:31:37 AM  

Lost Thought 00: But the question remains whether they have to take a huge salary cap hit for cutting him so early in his new contract. And whether how much guaranteed money they still have to pay him


i'm guessing the morality clause takes care of that
 
2013-06-26 10:33:21 AM  

Lost Thought 00: But the question remains whether they have to take a huge salary cap hit for cutting him so early in his new contract. And whether how much guaranteed money they still have to pay him


I assume it will work just like Micheal Vick, salary off the books, any guarantee money they can get back goes back to the cap.
 
2013-06-26 10:35:21 AM  
I have not been following this closely since I was on vacation last week, but did they get the murderer? If not, I still speculate Mr. Hernandez might have murdered him. Regardless, he is pretty FARKed now.
 
2013-06-26 10:35:46 AM  

ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?


he be trolling.
 
2013-06-26 10:36:25 AM  

kdawg7736: I have not been following this closely since I was on vacation last week, but did they get the murderer? If not, I still speculate Mr. Hernandez might have murdered him. Regardless, he is pretty FARKed now.


If he's not the murderer, he knows who is.

Judging by the cell phone, security system, and cleaning crew...Hernandez is covering up for himself or someone else. That's a legal no-no.
 
2013-06-26 10:37:01 AM  
Since he's been released does he get to keep the $40 million? Not that it will do him much good in jail.
 
2013-06-26 10:37:55 AM  

vudukungfu: Let's all jerk off about football now.
Because this is obviously more important than the use of the constitution as toilet paper, women's rights, racist voting laws in the south, global climate change, droughts, fires, floods, and plagues of locusts (spring breakers) invading towns.


That's what the Politics and News threads are for.
 
2013-06-26 10:38:46 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: rufus-t-firefly: mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?

Such natural talent...

[i48.photobucket.com image 258x250]

You just can't teach that.

That's sad, but what's worse is that it was a bad throw by (assumedly) Buttfumble and an equally bad route by Tebow.  Plus he was covered.


a ball so horribly thrown it hit him in the helmet.
 
2013-06-26 10:38:47 AM  
C'mon people, he's Hispanic. You KNEW they were going to find a way to pin this on him eventually.

'MURICA. yeah.
 
2013-06-26 10:39:50 AM  

highvaluetarget: Take this for what it's worth coming from some guy on the internet. I heard from a good source that they cut off the guys private parts prior to killing him. Damn


Makes it worth listening to the arraignment today.  Hopefully they don't clear the court.
 
2013-06-26 10:39:54 AM  

Walker: Since he's been released does he get to keep the $40 million? Not that it will do him much good in jail.


Unless they can prove that he knowingly signed the contract in bad faith, they may have difficulty recovering the money. If he had committed the crime before signing, they could get the money back pretty easily (ie: the Vick case). This will be much tougher to sell to a judge. However, they will certainly try.
 
2013-06-26 10:40:40 AM  

vudukungfu: Let's all jerk off about football now.
Because this is obviously more important than the use of the constitution as toilet paper, women's rights, racist voting laws in the south, global climate change, droughts, fires, floods, and plagues of locusts (spring breakers) invading towns.


Thanks for taking the time to post in a sports thread about how no one should be posting in sports threads.
But why aren't you out protesting somewhere?
 
2013-06-26 10:40:45 AM  

bulldg4life: kdawg7736: I have not been following this closely since I was on vacation last week, but did they get the murderer? If not, I still speculate Mr. Hernandez might have murdered him. Regardless, he is pretty FARKed now.

If he's not the murderer, he knows who is.

Judging by the cell phone, security system, and cleaning crew...Hernandez is covering up for himself or someone else. That's a legal no-no.


Yep, you don't cover up any major crimes like this.
 
2013-06-26 10:40:46 AM  

Lost Thought 00: How many other members of the Patriots, and the NFL, are active gang members actively murdering their rivals? Me thinks Hernandez wasn't a lone wolf


Let's just come right out and say it. This man has the obvious telltale marks of a life in gang activity, and poses a threat to anybody who crosses him.

a.espncdn.com
 
2013-06-26 10:40:52 AM  

Walker: Since he's been released does he get to keep the $40 million? Not that it will do him much good in jail.


He's already been paid 9.25m or something like that. He is guaranteed something like 2.5m over the next two years and, amazingly, his contract doesn't have a "failure to perform" clause which would cover the Patriots if he was, say, in jail and unable to make a road game (or a home game).
 
2013-06-26 10:42:01 AM  

Walker: Since he's been released does he get to keep the $40 million? Not that it will do him much good in jail.


Only $16M was guaranteed, but his $12.5M signing bonus is a rather large cap hit here.
 
2013-06-26 10:44:11 AM  

SlothB77: Nana's Vibrator: rufus-t-firefly: mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?

Such natural talent...

[i48.photobucket.com image 258x250]

You just can't teach that.

That's sad, but what's worse is that it was a bad throw by (assumedly) Buttfumble and an equally bad route by Tebow.  Plus he was covered.

a ball so horribly thrown it hit him in the helmet.


It's supposed to be low and away (lower and further to the left), in a place where the defender can't get at it..  It's definitely a bad throw, in pick 6 territory.  Maybe we're a little spoiled by Brady up here.
 
2013-06-26 10:47:04 AM  
Jake Ballard signing is all that more important now.
 
2013-06-26 10:47:40 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 670x377]
"The Bronco's been discontinued. We're trying to shed that whole fugitive on the run thing. This is the Escape. "


+2

/Clever
 
2013-06-26 10:49:35 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: Nana's Vibrator: rufus-t-firefly: mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?

Such natural talent...

[i48.photobucket.com image 258x250]

You just can't teach that.

That's sad, but what's worse is that it was a bad throw by (assumedly) Buttfumble and an equally bad route by Tebow.  Plus he was covered.

This guy was covered, overthrown, didn't flinch, and still made the pivotal play in a Super Bowl...plus it was the last catch he made in his career.

[brentwhite.files.wordpress.com image 850x616]


You're just being mean, and failed to mention the 2 things that would have left me in tears:  The holding that started at the snap and led up to the throw (and that no NFL ref in his right mind would have called at that point in a SB), and the fact that Asante Samuel was supposed to be covering him man-to-man and had just let him go 20 yards prior (after Samuel gave up an earlier goal-line touchdown and also dropped the game clinching interception.)
 
2013-06-26 10:50:39 AM  
i280.photobucket.com

Hernandez can fill in as Sandler's stunt double during the murder scenes
 
2013-06-26 10:50:46 AM  

vudukungfu: Let's all jerk off about football now.
Because this is obviously more important than the use of the constitution as toilet paper, women's rights, racist voting laws in the south, global climate change, droughts, fires, floods, and plagues of locusts (spring breakers) invading towns.


and a cheery good morning to you too!

You're right. Let's all jerk off about everything you think is wrong with society. That sounds like a hoot! lol

On the off chance that you didn't just emerge from under a bridge, you should try having sex. It might improve your whiny disposition.
 
2013-06-26 10:51:45 AM  
Pats still have Ballard, Fells, Hoomanawanoui, Amendola, Edelman, Donald Jones, Michael Jenkins, and possible TEs in Sudfeld and Brandon Ford.  Dobson, Boyce, Slate, Thompkins.
 
2013-06-26 10:52:05 AM  
So, what you're telling me is that the Ravens just won the Super Bowl and a Patriot is a suspect in a murder?

That's different
 
2013-06-26 10:59:06 AM  
I hate it when sports page stories end up on the main page. Now I have to share that I don't know who the player is but need to let everyone know that because these guys are rich and famous that is what is wrong with the country. Thanks Obama.
 
2013-06-26 10:59:37 AM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


Don't listen to them.  I agree with you.

But when these worthless (to me and you) newsflashes happen and there is such a majority who finds some interest in it, it is in our best interests to find the one item which DOES interest us.

Why?

Because it gives a topic of conversation which is widely used (sports) to use to engage conversation with those around us.  In this case, even if the audience is not a sports fan, he or she could possible enjoy the drama of the story itself.

Either way, yes, this is "worthless and not news FLASH" to us but we must always try to find the merit in everything.  You may just find you actually like something you didn't think you did.
 
2013-06-26 11:00:38 AM  

SlothB77: Pats still have Ballard, Fells, Hoomanawanoui, Amendola, Edelman, Donald Jones, Michael Jenkins, and possible TEs in Sudfeld and Brandon Ford.  Dobson, Boyce, Slate, Thompkins.


So, they only lost one murderer from their Murders Row?
 
2013-06-26 11:01:16 AM  

Gonz: NightOwl2255: Lost Thought 00: How many other members of the Patriots, and the NFL, are active gang members actively murdering their rivals? Me thinks Hernandez wasn't a lone wolf

Check out Marvin Harrison. Seemed like a good guy, all the while he was basically running a gang back home.

Marvin Harrison might as well have been a Corleone.

Quiet guy, respected, didn't make a media splash... would execute you in a heartbeat with a custom Italian pistol.


Citation please?
I found one article which mentioned Marvin, two shootings and guns in a car but couldn't find anything regarding gangs.
 
2013-06-26 11:06:39 AM  

vudukungfu: Let's all jerk off about football now.
Because this is obviously more important than the use of the constitution as toilet paper, women's rights, racist voting laws in the south, global climate change, droughts, fires, floods, and plagues of locusts (spring breakers) invading towns.


Sometimes people need a little fluff to take a break from the super serious stuff. If all we ever had was the super serious stuff, a lot more people would be suicidal.
 
2013-06-26 11:09:10 AM  

Tom_Slick: I assume it will work just like Micheal Vick


I don't know about that. Remember how the Falcons were not allowed to recover the money they had paid to Vick. When the league renegotiated the player's agreement, there was language put in place because of that fiasco. I don't know how this incident will play out, but I don't think he is as protected as Vick was.
 
2013-06-26 11:09:26 AM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


For $400: Who is George ZImmerman, Alex?
 
2013-06-26 11:14:58 AM  

Earpj: Sometimes people need a little fluff to take a break from the super serious stuff.


How is a murder NOT "super serious stuff"?
 
2013-06-26 11:15:23 AM  

japlemon: So, what you're telling me is that the Ravens just won the Super Bowl and a Patriot is a suspect in a murder?


Mind blown.
 
2013-06-26 11:17:09 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Tom_Slick: I assume it will work just like Micheal Vick

I don't know about that. Remember how the Falcons were not allowed to recover the money they had paid to Vick. When the league renegotiated the player's agreement, there was language put in place because of that fiasco. I don't know how this incident will play out, but I don't think he is as protected as Vick was.


I thought the league eventually allowed them to go after Vick, I know the Falcons sued him.
 
2013-06-26 11:17:48 AM  
So does this mean that Pete Carroll can pick him up on waivers?
 
2013-06-26 11:20:44 AM  

Tom_Slick: Sin_City_Superhero: Tom_Slick: I assume it will work just like Micheal Vick

I don't know about that. Remember how the Falcons were not allowed to recover the money they had paid to Vick. When the league renegotiated the player's agreement, there was language put in place because of that fiasco. I don't know how this incident will play out, but I don't think he is as protected as Vick was.

I thought the league eventually allowed them to go after Vick, I know the Falcons sued him.


Falcons sued for the full $37 million signing bonus. They won $20 million, which was reduced to $7 million in bankruptcy settlements.
 
2013-06-26 11:21:47 AM  
In other news. Aaron Hernandez's new prison marriage is now legal in the eyes of the federal government.
 
2013-06-26 11:26:49 AM  
Neat. The Bills could face the Pats on week 1 without either Gronk or Hernandez. Brady will be throwing to Danny Amendola and Jake Ballard.
 
2013-06-26 11:28:42 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Aarontology: ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?

When it happens right after a homicide of someone Hernandez was closely connected to, it's suspicious as hell.

I'd leave it to the lawyers to discuss the details, but destroying evidence is as obstructiony as obstruction of justice can get.  He's essenmially saying "I don't want to go to jail for murder, but now that it's inevitable I'll have to hedge that by destroying the evidence and gambling for a lesser charge and fewer years in jail.


Its basic property ownership, the owning of property gives you the right to determine what to do with it,  this includes destroying it.
 
2013-06-26 11:32:25 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Neat. The Bills could face the Pats on week 1 without either Gronk or Hernandez. Brady will be throwing to Danny Amendola and Jake Ballard.


I would rather wait until around Week 3, after Amendola gets injured.
 
2013-06-26 11:34:57 AM  

Warlordtrooper: Its basic property ownership, the owning of property gives you the right to determine what to do with it, this includes destroying it.


But it's not JUST property. It's ALSO evidence. And destroying evidence is a crime.
 
2013-06-26 11:38:13 AM  

Warlordtrooper: Nana's Vibrator: Aarontology: ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?

When it happens right after a homicide of someone Hernandez was closely connected to, it's suspicious as hell.

I'd leave it to the lawyers to discuss the details, but destroying evidence is as obstructiony as obstruction of justice can get.  He's essenmially saying "I don't want to go to jail for murder, but now that it's inevitable I'll have to hedge that by destroying the evidence and gambling for a lesser charge and fewer years in jail.

Its basic property ownership, the owning of property gives you the right to determine what to do with it,  this includes destroying it.


I'm pretty sure that if I shoot somebody and then destroy the gun, it's destruction of evidence.

Or, if my wife shoots somebody with my gun and then I destroy it to protect her, it's destruction of evidence.
 
2013-06-26 11:40:24 AM  

Warlordtrooper: Nana's Vibrator: Aarontology: ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?

When it happens right after a homicide of someone Hernandez was closely connected to, it's suspicious as hell.

I'd leave it to the lawyers to discuss the details, but destroying evidence is as obstructiony as obstruction of justice can get.  He's essenmially saying "I don't want to go to jail for murder, but now that it's inevitable I'll have to hedge that by destroying the evidence and gambling for a lesser charge and fewer years in jail.

Its basic property ownership, the owning of property gives you the right to determine what to do with it,  this includes destroying it.


Knowing that something is linked to a crime and damaging it, even if the police do not know if it is linked to a crime, is obstruction. The obvious out for him on that would be to try and claim that both the security system and the phone damage were coincidental and in no way linked to the crime. Probably a tough sell with all the other evidence swirling around
 
2013-06-26 11:45:05 AM  

Odd Bird: Gonz: NightOwl2255: Lost Thought 00: How many other members of the Patriots, and the NFL, are active gang members actively murdering their rivals? Me thinks Hernandez wasn't a lone wolf

Check out Marvin Harrison. Seemed like a good guy, all the while he was basically running a gang back home.

Marvin Harrison might as well have been a Corleone.

Quiet guy, respected, didn't make a media splash... would execute you in a heartbeat with a custom Italian pistol.

Citation please?
I found one article which mentioned Marvin, two shootings and guns in a car but couldn't find anything regarding gangs.


http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3827402

http://www.gq.com/sports/profiles/201002/marvin-harrison

Not gangbanger... More Godfather.
 
2013-06-26 11:45:23 AM  
The Broncos have Wes Welker. Why would they want Hernandez?
 
2013-06-26 11:48:18 AM  

Warlordtrooper: Nana's Vibrator: Aarontology: ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?

When it happens right after a homicide of someone Hernandez was closely connected to, it's suspicious as hell.

I'd leave it to the lawyers to discuss the details, but destroying evidence is as obstructiony as obstruction of justice can get.  He's essenmially saying "I don't want to go to jail for murder, but now that it's inevitable I'll have to hedge that by destroying the evidence and gambling for a lesser charge and fewer years in jail.

Its basic property ownership, the owning of property gives you the right to determine what to do with it,  this includes destroying it.


I'm not bored enough to read through laws & case laws, but there have to be some good arguments that destroying evidence is protected by 5th Amendment Rights against self incrimination.  I suppose timing would be critical part of those arguments.
 
2013-06-26 11:51:00 AM  

ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?


Deystroying evidence gives the apperance of hiding something, and wouldn't that also make him guilty of Obstruction of justice?
 
2013-06-26 11:53:03 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Warlordtrooper: Nana's Vibrator: Aarontology: ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?

When it happens right after a homicide of someone Hernandez was closely connected to, it's suspicious as hell.

I'd leave it to the lawyers to discuss the details, but destroying evidence is as obstructiony as obstruction of justice can get.  He's essenmially saying "I don't want to go to jail for murder, but now that it's inevitable I'll have to hedge that by destroying the evidence and gambling for a lesser charge and fewer years in jail.

Its basic property ownership, the owning of property gives you the right to determine what to do with it,  this includes destroying it.

I'm not bored enough to read through laws & case laws, but there have to be some good arguments that destroying evidence is protected by 5th Amendment Rights against self incrimination.  I suppose timing would be critical part of those arguments.


The Supreme Court just ruled on something similar a little while ago, didn't they? That you have to affirmatively announce that you are exercising the 5th amendment before you are protected by it?
 
2013-06-26 11:58:00 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Warlordtrooper: Nana's Vibrator: Aarontology: ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?

When it happens right after a homicide of someone Hernandez was closely connected to, it's suspicious as hell.

I'd leave it to the lawyers to discuss the details, but destroying evidence is as obstructiony as obstruction of justice can get.  He's essenmially saying "I don't want to go to jail for murder, but now that it's inevitable I'll have to hedge that by destroying the evidence and gambling for a lesser charge and fewer years in jail.

Its basic property ownership, the owning of property gives you the right to determine what to do with it,  this includes destroying it.

I'm not bored enough to read through laws & case laws, but there have to be some good arguments that destroying evidence is protected by 5th Amendment Rights against self incrimination.  I suppose timing would be critical part of those arguments.


I haven't researched it either, but I can see a big difference between being forced to incriminate yourself, and being permitted to destroy evidence of your guilt.

/Thinking that I just got trolled.
 
2013-06-26 12:03:53 PM  
Wow....just wow...a potential Hall of Fame career down the drain. Why is it so hard to leave the gangbanging life behind when you have options? Is it the power? Just very very sad.
 
2013-06-26 12:16:26 PM  
Why are you Fark assholes purposely going to the Sports Tab, clicking on a Sports comment thread, then whining about a Sports event being focused on instead of whatever it is you think is better? No one forced you to read anything about football anyways.
 
2013-06-26 12:19:51 PM  

skinink: Why are you Fark assholes purposely going to the Sports Tab, clicking on a Sports comment thread, then whining about a Sports event being focused on instead of whatever it is you think is better? No one forced you to read anything about football anyways.


This thread is on the main page as well.  There's a sports tab only thread with less comments that you can join.
 
2013-06-26 12:21:04 PM  
muwaryer:
I haven't researched it either, but I can see a big difference between being forced to incriminate yourself, and being permitted to destroy evidence of your guilt.

/Thinking that I just got trolled.


I f*ck around here a lot, so I can understand why you'd think that.
I don't see it as black and white as you do.  Self incrimination can be verbal or physical (think flag burning and the First Amendment).  I understand there's a distinguishable difference between refusing to answer a question during testimony in a trial and destroying evidence prior to even being arrested, but I think there could be an argument that they both apply under the intent of the 5th Amendment.
 
2013-06-26 12:21:37 PM  
Man, I cannot wait for all the shows on the Murder Channel to get to this story.  "Sins and Secrets," "Most Likely To...," "Behind Mansion Walls"...guess "Swamp Murders" and "Southern Fried Homicide" are out, though.
 
TWX
2013-06-26 12:21:42 PM  

skinink: Why are you Fark assholes purposely going to the Sports Tab, clicking on a Sports comment thread, then whining about a Sports event being focused on instead of whatever it is you think is better? No one forced you to read anything about football anyways.


This showed up on the main page for this liter...

/off to play some Duke Nukem 3D...
 
2013-06-26 12:22:12 PM  
No Bail?
 
2013-06-26 12:25:27 PM  
 
2013-06-26 12:31:28 PM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


It's as if Fark didn't have a Politics tab or something.

Poor precious snowflake.
 
2013-06-26 12:32:45 PM  

robsul82: PFT: Source on what charges Hernandez is facing - "Assume the worst"


The 'worst' would be first degree murder, so....

/or genocide
 
2013-06-26 12:35:32 PM  

nvmac: robsul82: PFT: Source on what charges Hernandez is facing - "Assume the worst"

The 'worst' would be first degree murder, so....

/or genocide


Kiddy Rape Dungeon
 
2013-06-26 12:40:29 PM  
Looks like another chapter to be added to Pros and Cons.
 
2013-06-26 12:41:05 PM  

Lost Thought 00: nvmac: robsul82: PFT: Source on what charges Hernandez is facing - "Assume the worst"

The 'worst' would be first degree murder, so....

/or genocide

Kiddy Rape Dungeon


Using a cell phone in a movie theatre
 
2013-06-26 12:42:31 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Neat. The Bills could face the Pats on week 1 without either Gronk or Hernandez. Brady will be throwing to Danny Amendola and Jake Ballard.


Amendola will be hurt by week one.
 
2013-06-26 12:43:35 PM  

robsul82: PFT: Source on what charges Hernandez is facing - "Assume the worst"


I refuse to believe a guy who dumps a body about a mile away from his house would be dumb enough to leave a substantial body of evidence for the prosecution in a murder charge.   I thought were were dealing with a criminal mastermind.
 
2013-06-26 12:44:59 PM  

nvmac: robsul82: PFT: Source on what charges Hernandez is facing - "Assume the worst"

The 'worst' would be first degree murder, so....

/or genocide


www.anomalousmaterial.com

You've got to get rid of the bloody plastic suit too, house cleaners.
 
2013-06-26 12:46:40 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: This is what happens when you make decisions about players based on athleticism rather than moral character. These players are heroes for kids who look up to them. When you hire thugs like Hernandez, you send a message that it doesn't matter what bad things you do in your private life, as long as you can deliver on the field.

It's not a good message to be sending to young athletes.


there's only so much any organization can do to steer somebody in the right direction, it sounds like Hernandez's worst behaviors came back out once he got paid

also blame Urban Meyer for letting this kid's behavior go on for the sake of winning some college games

InmanRoshi: So does this mean that Pete Carroll can pick him up on waivers?


or Chip Kelly
 
2013-06-26 12:52:22 PM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


And yet you took the time to post in the thread
 
2013-06-26 01:05:22 PM  
Hernandez will be arraigned at 2 PM eastern, so unless there's any spoilers (NO SPOILERS), we'll know the charges then.

i.qkme.me
 
2013-06-26 01:06:57 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Warlordtrooper: Nana's Vibrator: Aarontology: ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?

When it happens right after a homicide of someone Hernandez was closely connected to, it's suspicious as hell.

I'd leave it to the lawyers to discuss the details, but destroying evidence is as obstructiony as obstruction of justice can get.  He's essenmially saying "I don't want to go to jail for murder, but now that it's inevitable I'll have to hedge that by destroying the evidence and gambling for a lesser charge and fewer years in jail.

Its basic property ownership, the owning of property gives you the right to determine what to do with it,  this includes destroying it.

I'm not bored enough to read through laws & case laws, but there have to be some good arguments that destroying evidence is protected by 5th Amendment Rights against self incrimination.  I suppose timing would be critical part of those arguments.


The relevant text only says he cannot be compelled to be a witness against himself, so I'm not sure how destruction of evidence would be protected by the 5th...

(No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation. )
 
2013-06-26 01:08:13 PM  
Have they arrested any of the other two guys?  Not a damn thing is really being said about any other part of the investigation except whether Hernandez was in his house.
 
2013-06-26 01:13:22 PM  
Good.

/Patriots fan
 
2013-06-26 01:15:31 PM  
Damn, didn't even let the dude put on his t-shirt.
 
2013-06-26 01:23:07 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: This is what happens when you make decisions about players based on athleticism rather than moral character. These players are heroes for kids who look up to them. When you hire thugs like Hernandez, you send a message that it doesn't matter what bad things you do in your private life, as long as you can deliver on the field.

It's not a good message to be sending to young athletes.


What about young people interested in banking, finance, real estate, corporate or big firm law, politics, or essentially anything involving money and business.

In a 'free-market' you are worth what you produce, morals be damned, so long as your actions don't hurt the bottom line. If you make money for someone leep it quiet or do something people don't give a shiat about. If you're not as profitable as the next guy no one cares how good a person you are. Get lost.

Welcome to raw capitalism. Don't decry it in the business of sports but praise it everywhere else. Money is money.
 
2013-06-26 01:28:42 PM  

Kygz: Have they arrested any of the other two guys?  Not a damn thing is really being said about any other part of the investigation except whether Hernandez was in his house.


That is what I want to know. Because if they did I'm pretty sure they are all pointing the finger at Hernandez.
 
2013-06-26 01:34:46 PM  

Deneb81: AverageAmericanGuy: This is what happens when you make decisions about players based on athleticism rather than moral character. These players are heroes for kids who look up to them. When you hire thugs like Hernandez, you send a message that it doesn't matter what bad things you do in your private life, as long as you can deliver on the field.

It's not a good message to be sending to young athletes.

What about young people interested in banking, finance, real estate, corporate or big firm law, politics, or essentially anything involving money and business.

In a 'free-market' you are worth what you produce, morals be damned, so long as your actions don't hurt the bottom line. If you make money for someone leep it quiet or do something people don't give a shiat about. If you're not as profitable as the next guy no one cares how good a person you are. Get lost.

Welcome to raw capitalism. Don't decry it in the business of sports but praise it everywhere else. Money is money.



Wow. This.
 
2013-06-26 01:52:43 PM  

Gonz: http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3827402

http://www.gq.com/sports/profiles/201002/marvin-harrison

Not gangbanger... More Godfather.


Thanks for the links, Gonz
 
2013-06-26 01:53:57 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Lost Thought 00: nvmac: robsul82: PFT: Source on what charges Hernandez is facing - "Assume the worst"

The 'worst' would be first degree murder, so....

/or genocide

Kiddy Rape Dungeon

Using a cell phone in a movie theatre


Electric chair.  Don't wet the sponge.
 
2013-06-26 02:07:00 PM  

degenerate-afro: Tom_Slick: Will he be the next Ray Lewis or the next Rae Curruth?

OJ?


A Naked Gun reboot?
 
2013-06-26 02:23:13 PM  
 
2013-06-26 02:24:37 PM  
ESPN is surreal right now. Breaking news on Hernandez's arraignment and then breaking into the breaking news some Browns rookie arrested for attempted murder.
 
2013-06-26 02:25:54 PM  
Murder.  Attempted murder.  Tebow.
 
2013-06-26 02:34:27 PM  

robsul82: Hernandez will be arraigned at 2 PM eastern, so unless there's any spoilers (NO SPOILERS), we'll know the charges then.

[i.qkme.me image 350x350]


Can we get another main page Newsflash to troll the butthurt asshat crybabies who hate that this is a main page story?
 
2013-06-26 02:38:55 PM  

Deneb81: AverageAmericanGuy: This is what happens when you make decisions about players based on athleticism rather than moral character. These players are heroes for kids who look up to them. When you hire thugs like Hernandez, you send a message that it doesn't matter what bad things you do in your private life, as long as you can deliver on the field.

It's not a good message to be sending to young athletes.

What about young people interested in banking, finance, real estate, corporate or big firm law, politics, or essentially anything involving money and business.

In a 'free-market' you are worth what you produce, morals be damned, so long as your actions don't hurt the bottom line. If you make money for someone leep it quiet or do something people don't give a shiat about. If you're not as profitable as the next guy no one cares how good a person you are. Get lost.

Welcome to raw capitalism. Don't decry it in the business of sports but praise it everywhere else. Money is money.


exactly.  the same asshats who decry the a. hernandez' of the world are more than willing to give a pass to the bankers who plundered wall street...and none of those "white collar" folks went to jail.

Wittenberg Dropout: robsul82: Hernandez will be arraigned at 2 PM eastern, so unless there's any spoilers (NO SPOILERS), we'll know the charges then.

[i.qkme.me image 350x350]

Can we get another main page Newsflash to troll the butthurt asshat crybabies who hate that this is a main page story?


heh.  agreed.  these threads are as much fun for the butthurtees than than the topic!!
 
2013-06-26 02:40:40 PM  
All rise.  The honorable Judge Dre presiding.
 
2013-06-26 02:41:57 PM  
Murder, carrying a firearm without a license, possession of a large firearm, possession of a firearm blah blah blah, possession of a firearm without an ID card are the charges.
 
2013-06-26 02:43:08 PM  

robsul82: All rise.  The honorable Judge Dre presiding.


Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help your black ass?
 
2013-06-26 02:43:51 PM  

sephjnr: robsul82: All rise.  The honorable Judge Dre presiding.

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help your black ass?


Damn right.

So yeah, the "assume the worst" source was accurate.  Murder like a mofo.
 
2013-06-26 02:43:52 PM  
The charge is murder
 
2013-06-26 02:44:44 PM  
The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.
 
2013-06-26 02:45:31 PM  

robsul82: The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.


Wow. That's heinous.
 
2013-06-26 02:45:41 PM  

robsul82: The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.


So you are saying Murder is the case that they gave him?
 
2013-06-26 02:46:54 PM  

robsul82: sephjnr: robsul82: All rise.  The honorable Judge Dre presiding.

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help your black ass?

Damn right.

So yeah, the "assume the worst" source was accurate.  Murder like a mofo.


yeah...i kinda thought that's the way they were leaning when they didn't charge him with obstruction right away.  bet his two homies rolled on him.
 
2013-06-26 02:47:35 PM  

TheManofPA: robsul82: The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.

So you are saying Murder is the case that they gave him?


And that Bob Kraft is the Paula Deen that pays paid him, that is correct.
 
2013-06-26 02:48:08 PM  

TheManofPA: robsul82: The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.

So you are saying Murder is the case that they gave him?


yep, murder and 5? (correct me if i'm wrong) counts of banned firearm possession
 
2013-06-26 02:48:50 PM  

robsul82: The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.


If true, this case just got worse AND dumber.

Christ Hernandez, you just got a new lucrative deal last year...you couldn't throw a few grand towards some lesser thug to kill the guy?
 
2013-06-26 02:49:04 PM  
s15.postimg.org

"What? Me murder-ry?"
 
2013-06-26 02:49:24 PM  
I wonder if the reason the Pats signed Jesus Tebow was to have him try to bring Odin Lloyd back to life so that Hernandez wouldn't be facing these murder charges.  A solid plan, really.
 
2013-06-26 02:50:18 PM  
Hernandez bought "rolling paper, used for marijuana" at a gas station before the murder.
 
2013-06-26 02:50:36 PM  

robsul82: The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.


That's as many as five ones. And that's terrible.
 
2013-06-26 02:50:49 PM  
Nothing good that's sports-related happens in places with "Bristol" in the name.
 
2013-06-26 02:51:48 PM  

Killer Cars: robsul82: The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.

If true, this case just got worse AND dumber.

Christ Hernandez, you just got a new lucrative deal last year...you couldn't throw a few grand towards some lesser thug to kill the guy?


I am somewhat stunned. I assumed since they took their time that he was involved but I would not have guessed he was the actual shooter.
 
2013-06-26 02:51:53 PM  
First degree murder & weapons charges.  Just heard
 
2013-06-26 02:52:18 PM  
Hernandez was pissed that he couldn't "trust" the victim, because he went to a club called Rumor (?) and talked about him to people.
 
2013-06-26 02:52:34 PM  

robsul82: Hernandez bought "rolling paper, used for marijuana" at a gas station before the murder.


And bubblegum.  That monster!
 
2013-06-26 02:52:46 PM  

JDawgNJ: Nothing good that's sports-related happens in places with "Bristol" in the name.


sephjnr.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk

Sadly, yes.
 
2013-06-26 02:53:00 PM  

AdamK: also blame Urban Meyer for letting this kid's behavior go on for the sake of winning some college games


Don't worry, BSPN will start doing that any minute, since he coaches oh-so-filthy Ohio State now.
 
2013-06-26 02:53:00 PM  
Twitter feeds:

Prosecutor: Police have Hernandez on tape with firearm and saying "you can't trust anyone anymore" before picking up Lloyd.

The 3 left at 1:12 am toward RI. Cell tracked to gas station. 2:10am stopped bought gas and continued to victim's home

Hernandez picks up Odin LLoyd at LLyod's home 2:30 am. Car heads to Boston then goes to North Attleboro.
 
2013-06-26 02:53:44 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: robsul82: Hernandez bought "rolling paper, used for marijuana" at a gas station before the murder.

And bubblegum.  That monster!


Bubble gum and rolling papers!  Who would think to combine the two!
 
2013-06-26 02:54:25 PM  

stir22: bet his two homies rolled on him.


Yeah, that seems pretty clear now with all the information that the prosecutor has regarding specific events of that night.
 
2013-06-26 02:55:21 PM  

robsul82: The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.


From what I just read it was 1 in the back and 2 in the chest
 
2013-06-26 02:55:43 PM  
So basically the prosecutor's putting forth the idea that Hernandez decided he couldn't trust the guy anymore because he talked about him at a club, so he picked the guy up under the pretense of hanging out, drove him to the woods, and shot him 5 times.
 
2013-06-26 02:56:19 PM  

ongbok: robsul82: The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.

From what I just read it was 1 in the back and 2 in the chest


Thought I heard the guy said 5.
 
2013-06-26 02:56:58 PM  

robsul82: So basically the prosecutor's putting forth the idea that Hernandez decided he couldn't trust the guy anymore because he talked about him at a club, so he picked the guy up under the pretense of hanging out, drove him to the woods, and shot him 5 times.


No one certainly needs to convince me Hernandez is a piece of sh*t, but I still can't grasp him being dumb enough to shoot the guy himself.
 
2013-06-26 02:57:02 PM  
The timeline the prosecutor is dropping in court right now  on TMZ is insane, this dude is farked.
 
2013-06-26 02:57:24 PM  

robsul82: ongbok: robsul82: The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.

From what I just read it was 1 in the back and 2 in the chest

Thought I heard the guy said 5.


"I know what you're thinking, 'Did he fire six shots or only five?'...."
 
2013-06-26 02:57:40 PM  

ongbok: From what I just read it was 1 in the back and 2 in the chest


And two in the arms. Why the arms....no idea.
 
2013-06-26 02:58:56 PM  
Wow.

Just...wow.

I didn't even consider this as a real possibility. Charging him with murder directly? Surely he's not THAT stupid, right? I mean, he just signed a 40 farking million dollar contract, he's not absurdly retarded enough to shoot this dumbass hisself, is he?

Really?
 
2013-06-26 02:59:04 PM  

Killer Cars: robsul82: So basically the prosecutor's putting forth the idea that Hernandez decided he couldn't trust the guy anymore because he talked about him at a club, so he picked the guy up under the pretense of hanging out, drove him to the woods, and shot him 5 times.

No one certainly needs to convince me Hernandez is a piece of sh*t, but I still can't grasp him being dumb enough to shoot the guy himself.


Even beyond the morals and such, if true that's some spectacular arrogance to think he could just roll out, shoot a dude 3 or 5 times, leave him in the woods and just go merrily on his way because, I suppose, he's a rich football player.
 
2013-06-26 02:59:24 PM  

Killer Cars: ongbok: From what I just read it was 1 in the back and 2 in the chest

And two in the arms. Why the arms....no idea.


Maybe the victim put his hands up in front of him and took two through his arms and into his chest, fell over, and then Aaron iced him in the back.
 
2013-06-26 02:59:30 PM  
They've got him all over town with the victime, at the scene of a murder, holding a gun, and they've got him destroying security tapes and his cell.  He's farked.
 
2013-06-26 03:00:01 PM  

Killer Cars: ongbok: From what I just read it was 1 in the back and 2 in the chest

And two in the arms. Why the arms....no idea.


Maybe he did the arms first to torture him
 
2013-06-26 03:00:15 PM  

you are a puppet: Weatherkiss: Another player in the NFL arrested on felony charges. Must be a day that ends in y.

But who cares about how morally bankrupt the players are as long as the home team delivers victory, right? Who cares about how many of them get arrested for violent crimes as long as they shine on the field? By buying tickets to this crap, or buying merchandise to this crap, we send a message to the NFL that hiring criminals to play on their teams is inherently a good thing -- and in the end doesn't matter.

But then our kids grow up wanting to be like the players and want to be a pro football player too, and since they think if you're a violent person who gets into fights, then don't worry... the NFL will set you up with a very sweet contract guaranteeing you a fortune. And all you have to do in return is make a few public apologies and/or find Christ on public television and you'll be forgiven... as long as your player statistics are golden. If your stats aren't golden, then gtfo you worthless criminal.

But as log as everyone's favorite teams win, who cares about rewarding criminal behavior? We sure stuck it to the other guys!

What percentage of NFL players do you think are convicted felons? And what percentage of non-NFL players?


Maybe not felons, but it does seem there's a rather high number of players who get the "summer rush."  I don't know if this is representative of the population percentage-wise, but ...

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/police-blotter/
 
2013-06-26 03:00:21 PM  

Killer Cars: ongbok: From what I just read it was 1 in the back and 2 in the chest

And two in the arms. Why the arms....no idea.


Torture. Make them feel pain before finishing them off.
 
2013-06-26 03:00:34 PM  
Murder one. I guess his brilliant plan to destroy evidence didn't work.
 
2013-06-26 03:00:35 PM  
It's wild though, he's showing absolutely no emotion to the charges.
 
2013-06-26 03:01:37 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: They've got him all over town with the victime, at the scene of a murder, holding a gun, and they've got him destroying security tapes and his cell.  He's farked.


The NY state lottery The judicial system -

2.bp.blogspot.com

Hey.  You never know.
 
2013-06-26 03:02:01 PM  
he was a tight end - prison will change that
 
2013-06-26 03:02:25 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: They've got him all over town with the victime, at the scene of a murder, holding a gun, and they've got him destroying security tapes and his cell.  He's farked.


Depends, did he wear gloves?

cdn.ientry.com
 
2013-06-26 03:03:01 PM  

robsul82: Yanks_RSJ: They've got him all over town with the victime, at the scene of a murder, holding a gun, and they've got him destroying security tapes and his cell.  He's farked.

The NY state lottery The judicial system -

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x308]

Hey.  You never know.


dangit, a minute slow because I went for a more precise picture
 
2013-06-26 03:03:08 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: robsul82: Hernandez bought "rolling paper, used for marijuana" at a gas station before the murder.

And bubblegum.  That monster!


I thought that reference was odd as well, but after linking it together, sounds like Hernandez was taken down by his love of Blue bubbalicious.
 
2013-06-26 03:06:01 PM  

robsul82: ongbok: robsul82: The dude got shot, allegedly by Hernandez, five times.

From what I just read it was 1 in the back and 2 in the chest

Thought I heard the guy said 5.


Before I click the next page, he said that somebody working nearby thought they heard 5 shots.
 
2013-06-26 03:06:40 PM  

robsul82: Killer Cars: robsul82: So basically the prosecutor's putting forth the idea that Hernandez decided he couldn't trust the guy anymore because he talked about him at a club, so he picked the guy up under the pretense of hanging out, drove him to the woods, and shot him 5 times.

No one certainly needs to convince me Hernandez is a piece of sh*t, but I still can't grasp him being dumb enough to shoot the guy himself.

Even beyond the morals and such, if true that's some spectacular arrogance to think he could just roll out, shoot a dude 3 or 5 times, leave him in the woods and just go merrily on his way because, I suppose, he's a rich football player.


I think you're giving him too much credit for putting any thought into this.
Really this is anticlimatic, much like the marathon bombings.  It's tragic and terrible, and you sort of think there's an elaborate scheme.  But the reality is he was an idiot who couldn't control his anger.  After hearing the prosecutor, I can't believe Hernandez made it into his 20's.
 
2013-06-26 03:07:16 PM  

Pop Goes The Weasel: Yanks_RSJ: robsul82: Hernandez bought "rolling paper, used for marijuana" at a gas station before the murder.

And bubblegum.  That monster!

I thought that reference was odd as well, but after linking it together, sounds like Hernandez was taken down by his love of Blue bubbalicious.


I think the idea is that it shows he is cold blooded - he's calmly getting gum and rolling paper while on his way to kill a guy.
 
2013-06-26 03:08:18 PM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


www.forkparty.com

Better?
 
2013-06-26 03:09:49 PM  
Sounds like they can't find his two buddies now.
 
2013-06-26 03:11:45 PM  
Prosecutors claim to have video of Hernandez (from his own security system) walking around his home holding the firearm saying he's going to kill Lloyd. So yeah, life in prison is the best he can hope for
 
2013-06-26 03:12:55 PM  
No bail.
 
2013-06-26 03:13:36 PM  
no bail.  later, dude.  Wonder if he'll hear the Foxboro crowds from Walpole.
 
2013-06-26 03:13:38 PM  
Early reports were saying no bail, but the defense made a pretty good case for bail.
 
2013-06-26 03:14:18 PM  
Bail denied!
 
2013-06-26 03:15:10 PM  
Does Mass. have a death penalty?
 
2013-06-26 03:15:14 PM  
Oops, I forgot we paused the show for a couple minutes.
 
2013-06-26 03:15:52 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Does Mass. have a death penalty?


No
 
2013-06-26 03:15:57 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Does Mass. have a death penalty?


I thought I heard the judge say no
 
2013-06-26 03:15:58 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Does Mass. have a death penalty?


No.
 
2013-06-26 03:16:49 PM  

jaylectricity: Early reports were saying no bail, but the defense made a pretty good case for bail.


Well, yeah he made the only case he really can make - that his client is not legitimate flight risk.  However, they really don't let people out on bail when they're accused of organizing and carrying out an execution, regardless of how likely it is that they show up for their trial.
 
2013-06-26 03:16:52 PM  
Wow. Federer lost. Wouldn't have seen the end if not for Hernandez.
 
2013-06-26 03:16:59 PM  
I didn't realize the Crips and Bloods were still a thing.
 
2013-06-26 03:17:15 PM  
cdn.hark.com

No bail!  Denied!
 
2013-06-26 03:17:31 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Prosecutors claim to have video of Hernandez (from his own security system) walking around his home holding the firearm saying he's going to kill Lloyd. So yeah, life in prison is the best he can hope for


Patriots still aren't very good when it comes to keeping their videotapes private
 
2013-06-26 03:18:18 PM  
the video feed freaking blows!
 
2013-06-26 03:18:34 PM  

Triumph: Wow. Federer lost. Wouldn't have seen the end if not for Hernandez.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-06-26 03:18:41 PM  
Concussion defense?
 
2013-06-26 03:19:19 PM  

TheManofPA: Patriots still aren't very good when it comes to keeping their videotapes private


And, again, Hernandez being the real criminal mastermind thought actually destroying the physical security cams in his home would have magically erased recorded footage.
 
2013-06-26 03:19:31 PM  
He'll be a hero in prison.
 
2013-06-26 03:19:40 PM  
OJ was lucky they didn't have cell phones to track every place you go.

I would comment on shutting off your cell phone before driving around town to ice someone, but that would require some foresight and thinking. Kind of like dumping a body FAR THE fark AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE.
 
2013-06-26 03:21:43 PM  

jaylectricity: He'll be a hero in prison.


As long as he has enough money to pay for protection
 
2013-06-26 03:22:24 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-26 03:23:17 PM  

roflmaonow: Triumph: Wow. Federer lost. Wouldn't have seen the end if not for Hernandez.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Andy Murray is a huge favorite now. Fed and Nadal both dropped out of his bracket.
 
2013-06-26 03:23:30 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: I think you're giving him too much credit for putting any thought into this.


Hey, idiotic thought is still thought.
 
2013-06-26 03:23:46 PM  
bongmiester:

l3.yimg.com
mommy?

I didn't shoot anyone!  I'm unarmed!
 
2013-06-26 03:23:57 PM  

tenton: OJ was lucky they didn't have cell phones to track every place you go.

I would comment on shutting off your cell phone before driving around town to ice someone, but that would require some foresight and thinking. Kind of like dumping a body FAR THE fark AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE.


Shutting it off doesn't turn off the tracking. You have to pull the battery.
 
2013-06-26 03:24:43 PM  
At least you could call OJ a crime of passion.  This dude just sounds like a sociopath.
 
2013-06-26 03:25:12 PM  
Can someone tell me why the Pats are still favored to win the Super Bowl?
 
2013-06-26 03:27:57 PM  

Triumph: roflmaonow: Triumph: Wow. Federer lost. Wouldn't have seen the end if not for Hernandez.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Andy Murray is a huge favorite now. Fed and Nadal both dropped out of his bracket.


Sharapova gone, and a whole load of injury withdrawals including Zombie John Isner and the man who dispatched Nadal. If Murray doesn't win he may as well pack it in.
 
2013-06-26 03:30:50 PM  

sephjnr: Triumph: roflmaonow: Triumph: Wow. Federer lost. Wouldn't have seen the end if not for Hernandez.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Andy Murray is a huge favorite now. Fed and Nadal both dropped out of his bracket.

Sharapova gone, and a whole load of injury withdrawals including Zombie John Isner and the man who dispatched Nadal. If Murray doesn't win he may as well pack it in.


He still has to be djoker and it will be tough. Man would that place erupt though if he won.
 
2013-06-26 03:31:08 PM  
Aaron stupid Hernandez is going to jail as soon as he leaves the hearing and won't be free until he's in his 40's or beyond.
He's 23 years old and has an 8 month old son who will be a man himself by the time his waste of a father is free.

I used to watch him on TV and jump out of my livingroom chair and cheer for that guy when he scored.
 
2013-06-26 03:31:33 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Can someone tell me why the Pats are still favored to win the Super Bowl?


They'll murder the competition.
 
2013-06-26 03:32:15 PM  
my mistake.  He has a daughter
 
2013-06-26 03:32:19 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Can someone tell me why the Pats are still favored to win the Super Bowl?


Coach and quarterback league.

Also, I'm pretty sure SF is the betting favorite.
 
2013-06-26 03:32:23 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: tenton: OJ was lucky they didn't have cell phones to track every place you go.

I would comment on shutting off your cell phone before driving around town to ice someone, but that would require some foresight and thinking. Kind of like dumping a body FAR THE fark AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE.

Shutting it off doesn't turn off the tracking. You have to pull the battery.


Noted. Thanks.
 
2013-06-26 03:33:39 PM  
I can understand complaints of newsflash abuse from TFers, but it's pretty lame when it's a bunch of liters doing the biatching.
 
2013-06-26 03:33:48 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Aaron stupid Hernandez is going to jail as soon as he leaves the hearing and won't be free until he's in his 40's or beyond.
He's 23 years old and has an 8 month old son who will be a man himself by the time his waste of a father is free.

I used to watch him on TV and jump out of my livingroom chair and cheer for that guy when he scored.


Talk about having it all and throwing it away. I can't wait to find out the motive.
 
2013-06-26 03:35:05 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Can someone tell me why the Pats are still favored to win the Super Bowl?


Tom Brady's top 4 receiving targets for week 1 will possibly be Amendola, Michael Jenkins, Jake Ballard, and Michael Hoomanawanui.

You might be just as good rolling with whomever is on Jacksonville's practice squad.
 
2013-06-26 03:35:32 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: cameroncrazy1984: tenton: OJ was lucky they didn't have cell phones to track every place you go.

I would comment on shutting off your cell phone before driving around town to ice someone, but that would require some foresight and thinking. Kind of like dumping a body FAR THE fark AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE.

Shutting it off doesn't turn off the tracking. You have to pull the battery.

Noted. Thanks.


I would like to point out that I am in no way going to a club to talk bad about Debeo Summa Credo. I just want that on the record.
 
2013-06-26 03:38:01 PM  
I'm predicting a 3000 yard rushing performance this season in New England.
 
2013-06-26 03:38:54 PM  
Now you just got to find a jury in MA that isn't filled with Pat homers.
 
2013-06-26 03:39:39 PM  
Geez, CNN can't have a blank top header. They moved AH to the main story and now Mendela is on life support.
 
2013-06-26 03:40:01 PM  

JDawgNJ: Nothing good that's sports-related happens in places with "Bristol" in the name.


I can't seem to find the clip from the old Kilbourne Daily Show where Keith Olbermann calls Bristol, CT "the most god-forsaken place on the east coast".
 
2013-06-26 03:41:38 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: cameroncrazy1984: tenton: OJ was lucky they didn't have cell phones to track every place you go.

I would comment on shutting off your cell phone before driving around town to ice someone, but that would require some foresight and thinking. Kind of like dumping a body FAR THE fark AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE.

Shutting it off doesn't turn off the tracking. You have to pull the battery.

Noted. Thanks.


Just leave the phone home.  Can't track what isn't with you.

Nana's Vibrator: Aaron stupid Hernandez is going to jail as soon as he leaves the hearing and won't be free until he's in his 40's or beyond.
He's 23 years old and has an 8 month old son who will be a man himself by the time his waste of a father is free.

I used to watch him on TV and jump out of my livingroom chair and cheer for that guy when he scored.


Due process, innocent until proven guilty and all that jazz.

/not saying he's innocent, just prefer to see the details first.
 
2013-06-26 03:42:25 PM  

TheManofPA: Debeo Summa Credo: cameroncrazy1984: tenton: OJ was lucky they didn't have cell phones to track every place you go.

I would comment on shutting off your cell phone before driving around town to ice someone, but that would require some foresight and thinking. Kind of like dumping a body FAR THE fark AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE.

Shutting it off doesn't turn off the tracking. You have to pull the battery.

Noted. Thanks.

I would like to point out that I am in no way going to a club to talk bad about Debeo Summa Credo. I just want that on the record.


No, don't worry you're safe. I realized I have an iPhone so I'd basically have to destroy the thing to remove the battery to turn off the tracking before murdering someone and dumping their body. And these things are expensive.
 
2013-06-26 03:42:32 PM  

degenerate-afro: Just leave the phone home. Can't track what isn't with you.


Can't do that, what better opportunity to take a new pic for the facebook profile
 
2013-06-26 03:44:09 PM  
YABBA DABBA DOOOO in Brazil
 
2013-06-26 03:44:42 PM  

Lost Thought 00: degenerate-afro: Just leave the phone home. Can't track what isn't with you.

Can't do that, what better opportunity to take a new pic for the facebook profile


Kids these days.

Facebook, Twitter, Cloud storage, Xbox One, Google Plus and then they wonder why NSA has dirt on them.
 
2013-06-26 03:44:50 PM  

InmanRoshi: Now you just got to find a jury in MA that isn't filled with Pat homers.


You need 6 Pats homers and 6 Steelers fans.
 
2013-06-26 03:45:25 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: TheManofPA: Debeo Summa Credo: cameroncrazy1984: tenton: OJ was lucky they didn't have cell phones to track every place you go.

I would comment on shutting off your cell phone before driving around town to ice someone, but that would require some foresight and thinking. Kind of like dumping a body FAR THE fark AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE.

Shutting it off doesn't turn off the tracking. You have to pull the battery.

Noted. Thanks.

I would like to point out that I am in no way going to a club to talk bad about Debeo Summa Credo. I just want that on the record.

No, don't worry you're safe. I realized I have an iPhone so I'd basically have to destroy the thing to remove the battery to turn off the tracking before murdering someone and dumping their body. And these things are expensive.


Yeah, I'm definitely not worth destorying an iphone. Not to mention the hassle if you have to re-up your contract or change off an unlimited plan.
 
2013-06-26 03:49:12 PM  

Weatherkiss: Another player in the NFL arrested on felony charges. Must be a day that ends in y.

But who cares about how morally bankrupt the players are as long as the home team delivers victory, right? Who cares about how many of them get arrested for violent crimes as long as they shine on the field? By buying tickets to this crap, or buying merchandise to this crap, we send a message to the NFL that hiring criminals to play on their teams is inherently a good thing -- and in the end doesn't matter.

But then our kids grow up wanting to be like the players and want to be a pro football player too, and since they think if you're a violent person who gets into fights, then don't worry... the NFL will set you up with a very sweet contract guaranteeing you a fortune. And all you have to do in return is make a few public apologies and/or find Christ on public television and you'll be forgiven... as long as your player statistics are golden. If your stats aren't golden, then gtfo you worthless criminal.

But as log as everyone's favorite teams win, who cares about rewarding criminal behavior? We sure stuck it to the other guys!


You sir, are a nerd.
 
2013-06-26 03:50:32 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Aaron stupid Hernandez is going to jail as soon as he leaves the hearing and won't be free until he's in his 40's or beyond.
He's 23 years old and has an 8 month old son who will be a man himself by the time his waste of a father is free.

I used to watch him on TV and jump out of my livingroom chair and cheer for that guy when he scored.


I know I did whwn he played for UF.
 
2013-06-26 03:50:47 PM  
If I was ever lead away in handcuffs on charges of a murder I didn't commit, I would scream "I'm innocent!" until I went hoarse.  Especially with cameras around.

Yeah, I'm sure his lawyer probably told him to keep his mouth shut, but I would think emotion would get the better of it.
 
2013-06-26 03:51:03 PM  
The correlation of murders to Jesus tattoos never ceases to amaze.
 
2013-06-26 03:51:13 PM  
degenerate-afro:

Due process, innocent until proven guilty and all that jazz.

/not saying he's innocent, just prefer to see the details first.


I am not a court, so the presumption of innocence has no bearing on my opinion.  From the evidence that the prosecution has presented at the arraignment, I am sure that Hernandez murdered Odin Lloyd or had him murdered by the two thugs with guns that he brought with him.  He is guilty.
 
2013-06-26 03:52:37 PM  
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-26 03:52:59 PM  
Without actual video of him pulling the trigger, his lawyer will beat the murder charge (reasonable doubt: why would a pro bowl footballer do the killing himself?) and get it dropped to accessory or a much lesser charge. He'll spend less time in jail than Vick did.

Now, if he had killed a pregnant woman...
 
2013-06-26 03:53:30 PM  
Well, a little bit of good news amid the really bad news for Boston sports fans, Teixeira's out for the year.
 
2013-06-26 03:56:21 PM  
PLEASE tell me he used his credit card at that gas station.

/What a moron.
 
2013-06-26 03:58:21 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: Without actual video of him pulling the trigger, his lawyer will beat the murder charge (reasonable doubt: why would a pro bowl footballer do the killing himself?) and get it dropped to accessory or a much lesser charge. He'll spend less time in jail than Vick did.

Now, if he had killed a pregnant woman...


Since the prosecution went for a 1st degree charge, he might beat it on a technicality, arguing that it was somehow 2nd degree murder. Of course, that's why the firearms charges are there. By themselves they are probably worth 5-10 years
 
2013-06-26 03:58:50 PM  

Cucumber_Breath: degenerate-afro:

Due process, innocent until proven guilty and all that jazz.

/not saying he's innocent, just prefer to see the details first.

I am not a court, so the presumption of innocence has no bearing on my opinion.  From the evidence that the prosecution has presented at the arraignment, I am sure that Hernandez murdered Odin Lloyd or had him murdered by the two thugs with guns that he brought with him.  He is guilty.


Casey Anthony
OJ Simpson
George Zimmerman*

* = maybe
 
2013-06-26 03:59:09 PM  

robsul82: [27.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


My co-worker walked by my desk the second I scrolled past this pic and immediately burst into laughter.

/Long Live Chappelle's Show
 
2013-06-26 03:59:15 PM  

InmanRoshi: Now you just got to find a jury in MA that isn't filled with Pat homers.


He's half-dahkie, he won't get any help from the people of New England.

If it were Gronk, he'd be a free man right now.
 
2013-06-26 04:01:11 PM  

Deneb81: Pop Goes The Weasel: Yanks_RSJ: robsul82: Hernandez bought "rolling paper, used for marijuana" at a gas station before the murder.

And bubblegum.  That monster!

I thought that reference was odd as well, but after linking it together, sounds like Hernandez was taken down by his love of Blue bubbalicious.

I think the idea is that it shows he is cold blooded - he's calmly getting gum and rolling paper while on his way to kill a guy.


According to TMZ (consider the source), the significance of purchasing the gum is that a piece of chewed cotton candy Bubbalicious was found at the scene of the murder near a shell casing.  That would also provide pretty compelling DNA evidence, I'd think.
 
2013-06-26 04:01:23 PM  

degenerate-afro: Casey Anthony
OJ Simpson


Didn't really give a shiat about Casey Anthony, but just based on his arraignment they got a hell of a lot more evidence on Hernandez than they had on OJ.
 
2013-06-26 04:03:05 PM  

robsul82: Well, a little bit of good news amid the really bad news for Boston sports fans, Teixeira's out for the year.


I don't like hearing that stuff.  And that's on the list somewhere below "Will Pierce follow Doc?" or "Why is our backup catcher on the 60 day DL?"
I only have enough space in my head for this Hernandez stuff, the Stanley Cup aftertaste and Patrice Bergeron's lungs, Doc Rivers replacement (he got off the hook easy today), and when will Clay Bucholz pitch again?
 
2013-06-26 04:04:19 PM  

InmanRoshi: The correlation of murders to Jesus tattoos never ceases to amaze.


Fixed.
 
2013-06-26 04:04:34 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Since the prosecution went for a 1st degree charge, he might beat it on a technicality, arguing that it was somehow 2nd degree murder. Of course, that's why the firearms charges are there. By themselves they are probably worth 5-10 years


I'm not really sure how 2nd degree murder is possible in a case where it is alleged that the victim was shot several times.  This wasn't a beating that got out of hand, they picked him up, took him to a field and shot him, a lot.
 
2013-06-26 04:06:35 PM  
I think it says something about his mental state that they walked him out in sweats and a tshirt.

Wouldn't his lawyer know he's getting arrested and wouldn't he dress for it, to look professional and not look like a lowlife getting busted?

What if he's a lowlife and proud of it?  That, or in denial, that would explain it.  I can't believe this was a surprise to him.
 
2013-06-26 04:06:54 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: I'm not really sure how 2nd degree murder is possible in a case where it is alleged that the victim was shot several times. This wasn't a beating that got out of hand, they picked him up, took him to a field and shot him, a lot.


Especially since they also apparently have texts coming from him coordinating the murder.

Ultimately I think the two other guys are going to cooperate, and Hernandez is going to plea.   He's toast.
 
2013-06-26 04:07:54 PM  
Two counts of illegal firearm possession, two of oversized clips....

And apparently he's coming to my town, since I live about ten minutes from the Bristol County House of Corrections. Sucks that he couldn't go down I-195 to get here, he'd go right by my street that way.  Faunce Corner Road (where the jail is) is gonna be an absolute zoo in about half an hour, if it isn't already.
 
2013-06-26 04:08:40 PM  

InmanRoshi: The correlation of murders to Jesus tattoos never ceases to amaze.


Or tattoos in general.
 
2013-06-26 04:10:18 PM  

Birnone: Wouldn't his lawyer know he's getting arrested and wouldn't he dress for it, to look professional and not look like a lowlife getting busted?


His lawyer was the moron who yesterday blasted media reports that warrants were out for Hernandez's arrest and that would take place imminently.

That little diatribe probably cost his client the opportunity to avoid this morning's perp walk.
 
2013-06-26 04:11:05 PM  

FriarReb98: Two counts of illegal firearm possession, two of oversized clips....

And apparently he's coming to my town, since I live about ten minutes from the Bristol County House of Corrections. Sucks that he couldn't go down I-195 to get here, he'd go right by my street that way.  Faunce Corner Road (where the jail is) is gonna be an absolute zoo in about half an hour, if it isn't already.


Condolences on your commute home if you are at work.
 
2013-06-26 04:11:16 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: That little diatribe probably cost his client the opportunity to avoid this morning's perp walk.


Or "cuff and stuff," in the parlance of the DA's times.  That was nice.
 
2013-06-26 04:11:19 PM  

InmanRoshi: degenerate-afro: Casey Anthony
OJ Simpson

Didn't really give a shiat about Casey Anthony, but just based on his arraignment they got a hell of a lot more evidence on Hernandez than they had on OJ.


They have DNA and Blood evidence on Hernandez?
 
2013-06-26 04:11:23 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Lost Thought 00: Since the prosecution went for a 1st degree charge, he might beat it on a technicality, arguing that it was somehow 2nd degree murder. Of course, that's why the firearms charges are there. By themselves they are probably worth 5-10 years

I'm not really sure how 2nd degree murder is possible in a case where it is alleged that the victim was shot several times.  This wasn't a beating that got out of hand, they picked him up, took him to a field and shot him, a lot.


Actually, I vaguely recall hearing of a case(s) where multiple shots were specifically argued to show second degree -- a fit of passion/rage.  The argument typically goes that in a fit of rage, the shooter emptied the clip.  As compared to a single, calculated execution-style shot.

Not saying that this will fly in this case.  From what I've heard/read, there's plenty to show premeditation.
 
2013-06-26 04:12:08 PM  

degenerate-afro: Cucumber_Breath: degenerate-afro:

Due process, innocent until proven guilty and all that jazz.

/not saying he's innocent, just prefer to see the details first.

I am not a court, so the presumption of innocence has no bearing on my opinion.  From the evidence that the prosecution has presented at the arraignment, I am sure that Hernandez murdered Odin Lloyd or had him murdered by the two thugs with guns that he brought with him.  He is guilty.

Casey Anthony
OJ Simpson
George Zimmerman*

* = maybe


I agree with your list of murderers who were set free(or will be set free), but should have been found guilty.
 
2013-06-26 04:12:23 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Lost Thought 00: Since the prosecution went for a 1st degree charge, he might beat it on a technicality, arguing that it was somehow 2nd degree murder. Of course, that's why the firearms charges are there. By themselves they are probably worth 5-10 years

I'm not really sure how 2nd degree murder is possible in a case where it is alleged that the victim was shot several times.  This wasn't a beating that got out of hand, they picked him up, took him to a field and shot him, a lot.


shot him while he was on the ground, according to the prosecution's description from the autopsy report.
 
2013-06-26 04:12:33 PM  
Anyone else watching this riveting drive to the jail?
 
2013-06-26 04:14:37 PM  

2 grams: InmanRoshi: degenerate-afro: Casey Anthony
OJ Simpson

Didn't really give a shiat about Casey Anthony, but just based on his arraignment they got a hell of a lot more evidence on Hernandez than they had on OJ.

They have DNA and Blood evidence on Hernandez?


They probably will ultimately.  They do have cellphone tracking on Hernandez putting him at the vicitim's residence and then to the murder site the time the murder is believed to have happened.  Did they have that with OJ?
 
2013-06-26 04:14:44 PM  

degenerate-afro: FriarReb98: Two counts of illegal firearm possession, two of oversized clips....

And apparently he's coming to my town, since I live about ten minutes from the Bristol County House of Corrections. Sucks that he couldn't go down I-195 to get here, he'd go right by my street that way.  Faunce Corner Road (where the jail is) is gonna be an absolute zoo in about half an hour, if it isn't already.

Condolences on your commute home if you are at work.


I'm home already.  I literally went the way he's currently going about an hour ago.  If I had gone back to the office before going home, I probably would be right behind him right now.
 
2013-06-26 04:16:15 PM  

InmanRoshi: They probably will ultimately.  They do have cellphone tracking on Hernandez putting him at the vicitim's residence and then to the murder site the time the murder is believed to have happened.  Did they have that with OJ?


So basically, this will be the case that teaches perps once and for all to shut off their phones before killing people.
 
2013-06-26 04:17:10 PM  
Did the dude on ESPN news just say, "Aaron Rodgers" was being hauled off to jail?
 
2013-06-26 04:19:08 PM  

Cucumber_Breath: I agree with your list of murderers who were set free(or will be set free), but should have been found guilty.


That was my point.  Being guilty doesn't mean anything until you are proven guilty.
 
2013-06-26 04:23:08 PM  

2 grams: InmanRoshi: degenerate-afro: Casey Anthony
OJ Simpson

Didn't really give a shiat about Casey Anthony, but just based on his arraignment they got a hell of a lot more evidence on Hernandez than they had on OJ.

They have DNA and Blood evidence on Hernandez?


If the rumors are true that he spit out some of that gum he purchased earlier in the night at the crime scene, then yes.  Yes, they do.
 
2013-06-26 04:23:33 PM  

2 grams: InmanRoshi: degenerate-afro: Casey Anthony
OJ Simpson

Didn't really give a shiat about Casey Anthony, but just based on his arraignment they got a hell of a lot more evidence on Hernandez than they had on OJ.

They have DNA and Blood evidence on Hernandez?


Video of Hernandez getting into car saying "you can't trust anyone anymore"
Cell tower data from Hernandez at Lloyd's house
Video of Hernandez driving up to the gravel lot where Lloyd was shot
Texts from Lloyd

and a few other things that will probably be listed bullet point around the web soon enough.
 
2013-06-26 04:23:55 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Lost Thought 00: Since the prosecution went for a 1st degree charge, he might beat it on a technicality, arguing that it was somehow 2nd degree murder. Of course, that's why the firearms charges are there. By themselves they are probably worth 5-10 years

I'm not really sure how 2nd degree murder is possible in a case where it is alleged that the victim was shot several times.  This wasn't a beating that got out of hand, they picked him up, took him to a field and shot him, a lot.


High priced lawyers can argue just about anything. All it takes is 1 person to be convinced. And I'm sure the jury pool will be crawling with the great intellectual weights from the greater boston area who have never followed the Pats
 
2013-06-26 04:24:02 PM  
Channel 7 is finally getting to the point of talking about the football ramifications of this one.  Not that it matters, but ya, the Patriots are in trouble this year.  I sense an 8-8 division this year.
 
2013-06-26 04:24:39 PM  

FriarReb98: InmanRoshi: They probably will ultimately.  They do have cellphone tracking on Hernandez putting him at the vicitim's residence and then to the murder site the time the murder is believed to have happened.  Did they have that with OJ?

So basically, this will be the case that teaches perps once and for all to shut off their phones before killing people.


Even if you forget to turn off your cellphone, how about not actively coordinating your murder on it?

Hernandez, the prosecutor said, texted Lloyd about 9 p.m. on June 16 to arrange a meeting with him. He then texted friends in Connecticut to "get up here," the prosecutor said. Surveillance footage at Hernandez's home showed the football player leaving with a gun, the prosecutor said. He had also said he was upset and couldn't trust anyone anymore, the prosecutor said.
Hernandez and two others picked up Lloyd at his Dorchester home about 2:30 a.m. on June 17, the prosecutor said, as Lloyd's sister watched. After Lloyd was picked up at the home, Hernandez told Lloyd he was upset that Lloyd had talked to people he "had troubles with" at the Rumor nightclub in Boston on Friday night, the prosecutor said.
Lloyd texted his sister at 3:07 a.m., saying "Did you see who I'm with," the prosecutor said. When his sister responded, Lloyd again texted at 3:22 a.m. "NFL" and then "Just so you know."
Surveillance footage showed the rented silver Nissan Altima that Hernandez was driving went down the remote gravel road in North Attleboro leading to the industrial area where Lloyd's body was found at 3:23 a.m., the prosecutor said. "At 3:27 a.m., the car came back up the road, the prosecutor said. People who were working the overnight shift at a nearby business reported hearing multiple gunshots at about that time, the prosecutor said.
- See more at: http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/06/aaron_her n andez_charged_with_murder_held_without_bail#sthash.P0hWxEWS.dpuf Her nandez, the prosecutor said, texted Lloyd about 9 p.m. on June 16 to arrange a meeting with him. He then texted friends in Connecticut to "get up here," the prosecutor said. Surveillance footage at Hernandez's home showed the football player leaving with a gun, the prosecutor said. He had also said he was upset and couldn't trust anyone anymore, the prosecutor said.

Hernandez and two others picked up Lloyd at his Dorchester home about 2:30 a.m. on June 17, the prosecutor said, as Lloyd's sister watched. After Lloyd was picked up at the home, Hernandez told Lloyd he was upset that Lloyd had talked to people he "had troubles with" at the Rumor nightclub in Boston on Friday night, the prosecutor said.

Lloyd texted his sister at 3:07 a.m., saying "Did you see who I'm with," the prosecutor said. When his sister responded, Lloyd again texted at 3:22 a.m. "NFL" and then "Just so you know."

Surveillance footage showed the rented silver Nissan Altima that Hernandez was driving went down the remote gravel road in North Attleboro leading to the industrial area where Lloyd's body was found at 3:23 a.m., the prosecutor said. "At 3:27 a.m., the car came back up the road, the prosecutor said. People who were working the overnight shift at a nearby business reported hearing multiple gunshots at about that time, the prosecutor said.


Hernandez, the prosecutor said, texted Lloyd about 9 p.m. on June 16 to arrange a meeting with him. He then texted friends in Connecticut to "get up here," the prosecutor said. Surveillance footage at Hernandez's home showed the football player leaving with a gun, the prosecutor said. He had also said he was upset and couldn't trust anyone anymore, the prosecutor said.
Hernandez and two others picked up Lloyd at his Dorchester home about 2:30 a.m. on June 17, the prosecutor said, as Lloyd's sister watched. After Lloyd was picked up at the home, Hernandez told Lloyd he was upset that Lloyd had talked to people he "had troubles with" at the Rumor nightclub in Boston on Friday night, the prosecutor said.
Lloyd texted his sister at 3:07 a.m., saying "Did you see who I'm with," the prosecutor said. When his sister responded, Lloyd again texted at 3:22 a.m. "NFL" and then "Just so you know."
Surveillance footage showed the rented silver Nissan Altima that Hernandez was driving went down the remote gravel road in North Attleboro leading to the industrial area where Lloyd's body was found at 3:23 a.m., the prosecutor said. "At 3:27 a.m., the car came back up the road, the prosecutor said. People who were working the overnight shift at a nearby business reported hearing multiple gunshots at about that time, the prosecutor said.
- See more at: http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/06/aaron_her n andez_charged_with_murder_held_without_bail#sthash.P0hWxEWS.dpuf
Hernandez, the prosecutor said, texted Lloyd about 9 p.m. on June 16 to arrange a meeting with him. He then texted friends in Connecticut to "get up here," the prosecutor said. Surveillance footage at Hernandez's home showed the football player leaving with a gun, the prosecutor said. He had also said he was upset and couldn't trust anyone anymore, the prosecutor said.
Hernandez and two others picked up Lloyd at his Dorchester home about 2:30 a.m. on June 17, the prosecutor said, as Lloyd's sister watched. After Lloyd was picked up at the home, Hernandez told Lloyd he was upset that Lloyd had talked to people he "had troubles with" at the Rumor nightclub in Boston on Friday night, the prosecutor said.
Lloyd texted his sister at 3:07 a.m., saying "Did you see who I'm with," the prosecutor said. When his sister responded, Lloyd again texted at 3:22 a.m. "NFL" and then "Just so you know."
Surveillance footage showed the rented silver Nissan Altima that Hernandez was driving went down the remote gravel road in North Attleboro leading to the industrial area where Lloyd's body was found at 3:23 a.m., the prosecutor said. "At 3:27 a.m., the car came back up the road, the prosecutor said. People who were working the overnight shift at a nearby business reported hearing multiple gunshots at about that time, the prosecutor said.
- See more at: http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/06/aaron_her n andez_charged_with_murder_held_without_bail#sthash.P0hWxEWS.dpuf
 
2013-06-26 04:25:03 PM  

FriarReb98: Channel 7 is finally getting to the point of talking about the football ramifications of this one.  Not that it matters, but ya, the Patriots are in trouble this year.  I sense an 8-8 division this year.


The Bills' number finally came up!
 
2013-06-26 04:27:36 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Yanks_RSJ: Lost Thought 00: Since the prosecution went for a 1st degree charge, he might beat it on a technicality, arguing that it was somehow 2nd degree murder. Of course, that's why the firearms charges are there. By themselves they are probably worth 5-10 years

I'm not really sure how 2nd degree murder is possible in a case where it is alleged that the victim was shot several times.  This wasn't a beating that got out of hand, they picked him up, took him to a field and shot him, a lot.

High priced lawyers can argue just about anything. All it takes is 1 person to be convinced. And I'm sure the jury pool will be crawling with the great intellectual weights from the greater boston area who have never followed the Pats


Well, since it happened in my county, I'll guess that there will be a bunch of pink hats and barely-English-speaking soccer fans.  Or really old Giants fans (which there are far too many of around here, if you ask me).
 
2013-06-26 04:31:54 PM  

Lost Thought 00: FriarReb98: Channel 7 is finally getting to the point of talking about the football ramifications of this one.  Not that it matters, but ya, the Patriots are in trouble this year.  I sense an 8-8 division this year.

The Bills' number finally came up!


I sense that the Patriots, Bills & Fins will all be between 7-9 and 9-7, and the Jets will have no more than 5 wins for their dysfunctional butt-fumbling.
 
2013-06-26 04:34:30 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Yanks_RSJ: Lost Thought 00: Since the prosecution went for a 1st degree charge, he might beat it on a technicality, arguing that it was somehow 2nd degree murder. Of course, that's why the firearms charges are there. By themselves they are probably worth 5-10 years

I'm not really sure how 2nd degree murder is possible in a case where it is alleged that the victim was shot several times.  This wasn't a beating that got out of hand, they picked him up, took him to a field and shot him, a lot.

High priced lawyers can argue just about anything. All it takes is 1 person to be convinced. And I'm sure the jury pool will be crawling with the great intellectual weights from the greater boston area who have never followed the Pats


The most retahded people I've encountered in my life were in Foxboro and Gillette Stadiums, so I think we're in the clear here.
 
2013-06-26 04:34:39 PM  
Im curious how the Pats season turns out, I dont think it'll be disastrous. I mean they've gone without Tom frickin Brady for a whole season and went 11-5. Granted they had some great WRs. I'm sure this season will be no different.
 
2013-06-26 04:37:49 PM  

FriarReb98: Lost Thought 00: FriarReb98: Channel 7 is finally getting to the point of talking about the football ramifications of this one.  Not that it matters, but ya, the Patriots are in trouble this year.  I sense an 8-8 division this year.

The Bills' number finally came up!

I sense that the Patriots, Bills & Fins will all be between 7-9 and 9-7, and the Jets will have no more than 5 wins for their dysfunctional butt-fumbling.


I don't know.  Bellichick & Brady took tghe Pats to the AFC title game with WR1 Reche Caldwell, then Matt Cassel got them to 11-5.  I'm not gonna flush this season just yet.  But I do see a hearty 9-7 or 8-8 from the Fins.
 
2013-06-26 04:39:52 PM  
Huh.  They're taking the back way to the jail, pretty much through the woods....
 
2013-06-26 04:42:53 PM  

FriarReb98: Lost Thought 00: Yanks_RSJ: Lost Thought 00: Since the prosecution went for a 1st degree charge, he might beat it on a technicality, arguing that it was somehow 2nd degree murder. Of course, that's why the firearms charges are there. By themselves they are probably worth 5-10 years

I'm not really sure how 2nd degree murder is possible in a case where it is alleged that the victim was shot several times.  This wasn't a beating that got out of hand, they picked him up, took him to a field and shot him, a lot.

High priced lawyers can argue just about anything. All it takes is 1 person to be convinced. And I'm sure the jury pool will be crawling with the great intellectual weights from the greater boston area who have never followed the Pats

Well, since it happened in my county, I'll guess that there will be a bunch of pink hats and barely-English-speaking soccer fans.  Or really old Giants fans (which there are far too many of around here, if you ask me).


I'm in Bristol County and haven't had jury duty in 9 years.  I have to get in there.  Live Farkblog from the jury box!
 
2013-06-26 04:43:47 PM  
Lot of my lovely townsfolk out watching the van being brought in....
 
2013-06-26 04:45:31 PM  
He was a tight end now he needs a tight end. Cedar Junction, he's all yours!
 
2013-06-26 04:46:21 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: tenton: OJ was lucky they didn't have cell phones to track every place you go.

I would comment on shutting off your cell phone before driving around town to ice someone, but that would require some foresight and thinking. Kind of like dumping a body FAR THE fark AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE.

Shutting it off doesn't turn off the tracking. You have to pull the battery.


I know. How about smashing the phone up?

/BEFORE I go all shooty
 
2013-06-26 04:46:40 PM  

FriarReb98: Lot of my lovely townsfolk out watching the van being brought in....


Suspect #2 lived down near you, too.  You hang with the wrong crowd down there.
 
2013-06-26 04:47:37 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: I'm in Bristol County and haven't had jury duty in 9 years.  I have to get in there.  Live Farkblog from the jury box!


I had it last year, so I've got no chance, unfortunately.  The one time I'm actually annoyed to have had jury duty... :P
 
2013-06-26 04:48:27 PM  

tenton: BEFORE I go all shooty


I like to joke around with my GF all the time when we watch American Justice or Cold Case Files, things like, "they'll never find your body" or "they'll never take me alive" or "I'll be in Peru before your corpse is even cold".

Good way to keep her in line, I think.
 
2013-06-26 04:50:47 PM  

Dog Welder: 2 grams: InmanRoshi: degenerate-afro: Casey Anthony
OJ Simpson

Didn't really give a shiat about Casey Anthony, but just based on his arraignment they got a hell of a lot more evidence on Hernandez than they had on OJ.

They have DNA and Blood evidence on Hernandez?

If the rumors are true that he spit out some of that gum he purchased earlier in the night at the crime scene, then yes.  Yes, they do.



TMZ has amended their story to say that the chewed gum was found next to a shell casing in the rental car that Hernandez was driving.  The presence of chewed gum in Hernandez's rental car isn't nearly as incriminating as if it had been at the scene of the crime.  The presence of a shell casing in the car...well that warrants an explanation, I suppose.  On it's own, it wouldn't be so incriminating.  In the context of all the other evidence that has been described, it's another piece of the puzzle.
 
2013-06-26 04:50:50 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: FriarReb98: Lot of my lovely townsfolk out watching the van being brought in....

Suspect #2 lived down near you, too.  You hang with the wrong crowd down there.


Hope the modmins think about that the next time they redlight my headlines!
 
2013-06-26 04:55:30 PM  
A quick Facebook status that anyone who's ever heard about our sheriff will laugh at:

"that flood watch that was just issued for North Dartmouth is due to Sheriff Hodgson's drooling over a certain ex-Patriot being transported to his facilities. Tommy boy never met a camera/microphone that he didn't like. "
 
2013-06-26 05:03:29 PM  
Rich white male will never be in jail long.
 
2013-06-26 05:04:48 PM  
Wow, they hit him with the whole smash, eh? Hey, maybe OJ can stop looking, he's the real killer!
 
2013-06-26 05:04:54 PM  
This is an obvious racial argument, and Odin was killed because of his race. Aaron Hernandez is a white hispanic and we need to dig into his background to see if he had any other previous racial issues with other african-americans.
Im anxiously awaiting a statement from the Obama administration.
 
2013-06-26 05:37:42 PM  

germ78: JDawgNJ: Nothing good that's sports-related happens in places with "Bristol" in the name.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-26 05:54:53 PM  

torr5962: This is an obvious racial argument, and Odin was killed because of his race. Aaron Hernandez is a white hispanic and we need to dig into his background to see if he had any other previous racial issues with other african-americans.
Im anxiously awaiting a statement from the Obama administration.


Odin was killed over Skittles and Arizona iced tea. Hoodie-wearing bastard...
 
2013-06-26 06:08:55 PM  
did he burn his clothes in time?

wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-06-26 06:12:03 PM  
I knew when the Pats cut him and the State Police refused to say what the charges were that he was getting a murder charge.  And it seems all the evidence does point in his direction. Especially those texts from the victim.
 
2013-06-26 06:22:23 PM  

Professor Farksworth: I knew when the Pats cut him and the State Police refused to say what the charges were that he was getting a murder charge.


I knew it when the police showed up at his house, unannounced this morning. If it were an obstruction charge or something like that, they would've worked out a "surrender agreement" with his lawyer so that he could turn himself into the court, and avoid the perp-walk. The fact that they didn't extend him that courtesy told me that they had bigger charges for him, and that they viewed him as a flight risk.
 
2013-06-26 06:23:27 PM  

thecpt: I really like football and live in what I'm told is New England is essentially an extention of New York City. Not flash worthy.


FTFY

Anything west and south of Springfield, MA is Noo Yawk territory, as far as any real New Englander is concerned.
 
2013-06-26 06:49:18 PM  
 
2013-06-26 07:01:43 PM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-26 07:02:33 PM  
ll-media.tmz.com
 
2013-06-26 07:07:46 PM  
Cue the "Hitler finds out Hernandez got arrested" in 5...4...3...2...
 
2013-06-26 07:31:02 PM  

EraserDH: Not news.

Can we take the "News" and "News Flash" tags away from the sportsdinks?


Go to Reddit fool
 
2013-06-26 07:46:42 PM  

InmanRoshi: The correlation of murders to Jesus tattoos never ceases to amaze.


FTFY
 
2013-06-26 07:54:58 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Professor Farksworth: I knew when the Pats cut him and the State Police refused to say what the charges were that he was getting a murder charge.

I knew it when the police showed up at his house, unannounced this morning. If it were an obstruction charge or something like that, they would've worked out a "surrender agreement" with his lawyer so that he could turn himself into the court, and avoid the perp-walk. The fact that they didn't extend him that courtesy told me that they had bigger charges for him, and that they viewed him as a flight risk.


I knew it when I read it on Fark.com
 
2013-06-26 07:56:58 PM  

Lost Thought 00: How many other members of the Patriots, and the NFL, are active gang members actively murdering their rivals? Me thinks Hernandez wasn't a lone wolf



Sam Hurd comes to mind. Not a murder case, but felonies galore. NOBODY saw that one coming either.
 
2013-06-26 09:03:15 PM  

italie: Lost Thought 00: How many other members of the Patriots, and the NFL, are active gang members actively murdering their rivals? Me thinks Hernandez wasn't a lone wolf


Sam Hurd comes to mind. Not a murder case, but felonies galore. NOBODY saw that one coming either.


Such an absurd amount of drugs too. His weekly buys were big boy deals.
 
2013-06-26 10:34:27 PM  

ltdanman44: destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?


the cell phone triangulation records have already placed hernandez with the victim at the appx time of death. Those records are preserved with the carrier (and released with a warrant) even if you beat your phone with the business end of a 9-iron.
 
2013-06-26 11:20:01 PM  
Girls still think Aaron Hernandez is hot.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore
 
2013-06-26 11:44:22 PM  
meanwhile, Jimmy Graham has unified the belts and is Undisputed NFL Tight End of the World

/next to Tebow, of course.
 
2013-06-26 11:45:49 PM  

buckeyebrain: Girls still think Aaron Hernandez is hot.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore


girls always think murderers are hot

girls are insane.
 
2013-06-26 11:51:43 PM  

buckeyebrain: Girls still think Aaron Hernandez is hot.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore


Please...half of those are fake accounts by guys. I mean, one of them makes an Adam Sandler reference.
 
2013-06-27 12:02:18 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x602]


Holy shiat. Is that an evidence disclosure from today? The murder weapon?
 
2013-06-27 12:13:10 AM  
Gotdamn, this guy Hernandez is like Jose Canseco on steroids....wait.....uhhhh....
 
2013-06-27 01:04:55 AM  

10up: buckeyebrain: Girls still think Aaron Hernandez is hot.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

girls always think murderers are hot

girls are insane.


Yeah really. Do you ever here of a guy marrying some chick that's in jail for life, on death row or locked up at all?
 
2013-06-27 01:33:22 AM  

Pep Streebeck: thecpt: I really like football and live in what I'm told is New England is essentially an extention of New York City. Not flash worthy.

FTFY

Anything west and south of Springfield, MA is Noo Yawk territory, as far as any real New Englander is concerned.


no. i live west of springfield. its 90%  boston sports fans.
true new englader.
 
2013-06-27 07:12:22 AM  

Rapmaster2000: This is what happens when you run a sophisticated, team-wide league-wide, steroid masking program.


FTFY
 
2013-06-27 07:33:39 AM  

Triumph: Holy shiat. Is that an evidence disclosure from today? The murder weapon?


No, it's back from 2009 when he was still at Florida.
 
2013-06-27 08:09:58 AM  
Have to wonder if it's even his first murder
 
2013-06-27 08:33:44 AM  

SevenSeven: Pep Streebeck: thecpt: I really like football and live in what I'm told is New England is essentially an extention of New York City. Not flash worthy.

FTFY

Anything west and south of Springfield, MA is Noo Yawk territory, as far as any real New Englander is concerned.

no. i live west of springfield. its 90%  boston sports fans.
true new englader.


You're right. I meant southwest of Springfield, or to be more accurate, southwest of Amherst.
 
2013-06-27 09:55:14 AM  

Pep Streebeck: SevenSeven: Pep Streebeck: thecpt: I really like football and live in what I'm told is New England is essentially an extention of New York City. Not flash worthy.

FTFY

Anything west and south of Springfield, MA is Noo Yawk territory, as far as any real New Englander is concerned.

no. i live west of springfield. its 90%  boston sports fans.
true new englader.

You're right. I meant southwest of Springfield, or to be more accurate, southwest of Amherst.


The old NFL New York Football Giants legacy creeps up into Mass somewhat, but the New York/New England fan border is definitely somewhere in Connecticut.
 
2013-06-27 09:57:15 AM  
Two men who accompanied Hernandez on the night in question.

mediamikes.com
 
2013-06-27 11:30:21 AM  
Pop quiz: Who was the last player to tackle Aaron Hernandez in an NFL game?
 
2013-06-27 11:45:31 AM  

netweavr: Pop quiz: Who was the last player to tackle Aaron Hernandez in an NFL game?


Im guessing Ray Lewis.
 
2013-06-27 11:58:32 AM  

netweavr: Pop quiz: Who was the last player to tackle Aaron Hernandez in an NFL game?


Bernard Pollard assisted by Courtney Upshaw
 
2013-06-27 12:00:08 PM  

roflmaonow: netweavr: Pop quiz: Who was the last player to tackle Aaron Hernandez in an NFL game?

Im guessing Ray Lewis.


Nope, Pollard tackled him right before Brady threw the final INT.
 
2013-06-27 12:28:56 PM  

degenerate-afro: Nope, Pollard tackled him right before Brady threw the final INT.


so it was pass interference?
 
2013-06-27 04:31:49 PM  

Alonjar: Have to wonder if it's even his first murder


WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

They just said he's the prime suspect in a 2012 double homicide.
 
2013-06-27 05:38:08 PM  

bongmiester: degenerate-afro: Nope, Pollard tackled him right before Brady threw the final INT.

so it was pass interference?


Okay, so the play before Brady threw the final INT.
 
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