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2013-06-26 09:42:17 AM
I don't think the Broncos were interested in him, anyhow.
 
2013-06-26 09:43:04 AM
This is what happens when you run a sophisticated, team-wide, steroid masking program.
 
2013-06-26 09:43:47 AM
This makes Tebow the new Tight End?
 
2013-06-26 09:43:55 AM
Breaking NewzZzZzZzZzZzZz
 
2013-06-26 09:44:40 AM
Something something white bronco something tight end something replacement make your own goddamn joke.
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2013-06-26 09:44:48 AM

mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?


Such natural talent...

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You just can't teach that.
 
2013-06-26 09:45:07 AM
How does Tebow effect Aaron Hernandez's arrest?
 
2013-06-26 09:45:32 AM

mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?


Awww yeah.
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2013-06-26 09:46:08 AM
Well, there's an opening for Jesus at tight end now.
 
2013-06-26 09:46:12 AM
Great, now we can get back to more important local news, like how you'll probably gave to get a full body cavity search to see the Pops on the 4th, at the Hatch Shell.
 
2013-06-26 09:46:13 AM

mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?


Surely, the Lord works in mysterious ways!
 
2013-06-26 09:46:29 AM
cache.boston.com

mommy?
 
2013-06-26 09:46:33 AM
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"The Bronco's been discontinued. We're trying to shed that whole fugitive on the run thing. This is the Escape. "
 
2013-06-26 09:46:53 AM

Rapmaster2000: This is what happens when you run a sophisticated, team-wide, steroid masking program.


When was Hernandez traded to the Seahawks?
 
2013-06-26 09:47:06 AM
Gisele's going to throw a shiat-fit
 
2013-06-26 09:48:18 AM
Will he be the next Ray Lewis or the next Rae Curruth?
 
2013-06-26 09:48:48 AM
How many other members of the Patriots, and the NFL, are active gang members actively murdering their rivals? Me thinks Hernandez wasn't a lone wolf
 
2013-06-26 09:48:53 AM
He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.
 
2013-06-26 09:50:07 AM

Lost Thought 00: How many other members of the Patriots, and the NFL, are active gang members actively murdering their rivals? Me thinks Hernandez wasn't a lone wolf


Check out Marvin Harrison. Seemed like a good guy, all the while he was basically running a gang back home.
 
2013-06-26 09:50:10 AM
Except that Tebow doesn't have a tight end anymore...if that guy has as many dicks sticking out of him as he has had stuck in him he would look like a porcupine...

/not my joke
 
2013-06-26 09:50:31 AM
Headline fail. He's already been in the white SUV, he owns one.
 
2013-06-26 09:50:38 AM

Tom_Slick: Will he be the next Ray Lewis or the next Rae Curruth?


OJ?
 
2013-06-26 09:51:50 AM
News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?
 
2013-06-26 09:52:12 AM
I accidently shotted the whole thing
 
2013-06-26 09:52:33 AM

MacEnvy: mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?

Awww yeah.
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He better watch out for Brandon Marshall. (pNSFW)
 
2013-06-26 09:52:33 AM
He'll leave the light on for ya:

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2013-06-26 09:52:37 AM

NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.


destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?
 
2013-06-26 09:52:49 AM

degenerate-afro: Tom_Slick: Will he be the next Ray Lewis or the next Rae Curruth?

OJ?


Jayson Williams?
 
2013-06-26 09:53:10 AM

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.


I bet you're awesome at parties.
 
2013-06-26 09:54:38 AM

ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?


When it happens right after a homicide of someone Hernandez was closely connected to, it's suspicious as hell.
 
2013-06-26 09:54:43 AM

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


Go make your own farking news aggregator to only accumulate things you are concerned with
 
2013-06-26 09:55:15 AM
f*cking idiot.  How dumb and drunk does anyone have to be to 1. kill someone 2a. in the middle of a road 2b. with enough traffic to find him quickly 3. and just leave him there 4. after being seen with him within a short time earlier.  5 Also, you're a local celebrity with a multimillion dollar contract?
 
2013-06-26 09:55:34 AM

ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?


When you just so happen to do both of those things while police are investigating the death of someone that was last seen alive with you.
 
2013-06-26 09:56:03 AM

NightOwl2255: Lost Thought 00: How many other members of the Patriots, and the NFL, are active gang members actively murdering their rivals? Me thinks Hernandez wasn't a lone wolf

Check out Marvin Harrison. Seemed like a good guy, all the while he was basically running a gang back home.


Marvin Harrison might as well have been a Corleone.

Quiet guy, respected, didn't make a media splash... would execute you in a heartbeat with a custom Italian pistol.
 
2013-06-26 09:56:04 AM
Google Plus??
 
2013-06-26 09:56:10 AM
This is what happens when you make decisions about players based on athleticism rather than moral character. These players are heroes for kids who look up to them. When you hire thugs like Hernandez, you send a message that it doesn't matter what bad things you do in your private life, as long as you can deliver on the field.

It's not a good message to be sending to young athletes.
 
2013-06-26 09:56:34 AM
wouldnt be surprised if he doesn't spend a week in jail
 
2013-06-26 09:56:46 AM

moistD: degenerate-afro: Tom_Slick: Will he be the next Ray Lewis or the next Rae Curruth?

OJ?

Jayson Williams?


Eric Naposki
 
2013-06-26 09:57:05 AM

mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?


Hernandez will be moved to wide receiver.
 
2013-06-26 09:57:14 AM

rufus-t-firefly: mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?

Such natural talent...

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You just can't teach that.


That's sad, but what's worse is that it was a bad throw by (assumedly) Buttfumble and an equally bad route by Tebow.  Plus he was covered.
 
2013-06-26 09:57:18 AM

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.


And you care so little that you 1) click the link and 2) comment about how little you care.

As a result, Fark gets one more pageclick AND a comment that helps guarantee more "news flashes" like this in the future.

Well done.
 
2013-06-26 09:58:59 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This is what happens when you make decisions about players based on athleticism rather than moral character. These players are heroes for kids who look up to them. When you hire thugs like Hernandez, you send a message that it doesn't matter what bad things you do in your private life, as long as you can deliver on the field.

It's not a good message to be sending to young athletes.


Parents who let their kids look up to athletes are terrible parents.

/water is wet
 
2013-06-26 10:00:02 AM

Nana's Vibrator: rufus-t-firefly: mrmyxolodian: This makes Tebow the new Tight End?

Such natural talent...

[i48.photobucket.com image 258x250]

You just can't teach that.

That's sad, but what's worse is that it was a bad throw by (assumedly) Buttfumble and an equally bad route by Tebow.  Plus he was covered.


This guy was covered, overthrown, didn't flinch, and still made the pivotal play in a Super Bowl...plus it was the last catch he made in his career.

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2013-06-26 10:00:37 AM
What's if he's acting all shady and whatnot because he's covering for someone?
 
2013-06-26 10:01:37 AM

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: News Flash!.... A person I don't know, who's famous for something I don't care about, is being charged in connection with murdering someone else I don't know, who isn't as famous as the other guy. All this takes place, in a State I don't care about.

/Probably the first of many news flashes today, isn't SCOTUS convening in like 10 minutes?


So we should base al newsflashes on sh*t you personally care about? Piss off.
 
2013-06-26 10:02:58 AM
Let's all jerk off about football now.
Because this is obviously more important than the use of the constitution as toilet paper, women's rights, racist voting laws in the south, global climate change, droughts, fires, floods, and plagues of locusts (spring breakers) invading towns.
 
2013-06-26 10:03:19 AM

texdent: What's if he's acting all shady and whatnot because he's covering for someone?


he would be guilty of murder, accessory-after-the-fact ?
 
2013-06-26 10:03:20 AM
Didn't they have Kellen Winslow for a couple weeks last season? Maybe they could bring him back, turns out his decision making isn't as bad as previously thought.
 
2013-06-26 10:04:43 AM

Tarl3k: Except that Tebow doesn't have a tight end anymore...if that guy has as many dicks sticking out of him as he has had stuck in him he would look like a porcupine...

/not my joke


Then don't forward someone else's bad jokes.
 
2013-06-26 10:05:10 AM

Aarontology: ltdanman44: NightOwl2255: He may not be guilty of any crime, but he's damn sure acting guilt as fark.

destroying your own security system and smashing your own smartphone?  how is that acting guilty?

When it happens right after a homicide of someone Hernandez was closely connected to, it's suspicious as hell.


I'd leave it to the lawyers to discuss the details, but destroying evidence is as obstructiony as obstruction of justice can get.  He's essenmially saying "I don't want to go to jail for murder, but now that it's inevitable I'll have to hedge that by destroying the evidence and gambling for a lesser charge and fewer years in jail.
 
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