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(Boston.com)   Paula Deen breaks down in tears in Today show interview. Delicious, buttery tears   (boston.com) divider line 58
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2013-06-26 11:04:34 AM
6 votes:
This may be the most important news story of all time.  I can only hope it continues to get the attention it requires.
2013-06-26 06:58:45 PM
5 votes:
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2013-06-26 11:17:00 AM
5 votes:
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2013-06-26 11:07:01 AM
5 votes:

nealzebub: If she is such a racist why did she campaign for Obama?


She thought he would be serving the public ... in a white suit.
2013-06-26 11:05:30 AM
5 votes:
Thank God this monster has been silenced. Now black people can finally have some peace and closure.
2013-06-26 11:03:41 AM
5 votes:
Well the Supreme Court ruled the south is no longer racist so we're good right?
2013-06-26 11:00:25 AM
5 votes:
Maybe she'll have dinner with Bill O'Reilly at Sylvia's
2013-06-26 11:28:13 AM
4 votes:
i44.tinypic.com
2013-06-26 10:40:59 AM
4 votes:
Maybe next time try not being a racist old coont, mmmkay?
2013-06-26 10:38:55 AM
4 votes:
Too soon, Paula.  Get the forgiveness playbook out, go do some sensitivity rehab 30 day 12 step forgiveness thing, get your publicist to get that info out to all of the press outlets, give some money to charity, then in a few months, go as forgiveness on the major morning talk shows.

/meanwhile, Paula Deen cookware 50% off at the local bargain centers!
2013-06-26 11:12:28 AM
3 votes:
Paula then added that she don't know nuffin' 'bout birfin' babies.
2013-06-26 11:07:13 AM
3 votes:
"I wouldn't have fired me."


Also, Jodi Arias wouldn't have convicted herself.  O.J. Simpson wouldn't have voted for his own indictment if he'd been on the grand jury.

And Murderin' Mike Mahoney wouldn't have thrown the switch on Old Sparky and executed himself, neither.
2013-06-26 11:06:54 AM
3 votes:
In the green room, she was seen eating fried chicken and washing it down with a 40oz.
2013-06-26 11:01:44 AM
3 votes:
i44.tinypic.com
2013-06-26 11:00:32 AM
3 votes:
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2013-06-26 02:11:35 PM
2 votes:
What's it called when Paula Deen crys? A Butterball.
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2013-06-26 12:52:05 PM
2 votes:
news.3yen.com
2013-06-26 11:27:03 AM
2 votes:
Keep up the good fight, *Fark Racist Hunters. Not since the Communist outings of the 50's has there been such diligence in identifying and outing thought criminals. Keep up the brave fight, your work is important!
2013-06-26 11:23:23 AM
2 votes:

airsupport: DubtodaIll: Right but associating her with murderers is totally cool because she's a racist.

You are reading far too much into my choice of analogies.  I chose murderers because they were extreme examples of the point I was trying to make, but examples nonetheless.

I am not "associating her with murderers", I am using murderers in an example of a similar trait of human nature.

Calm the fark down.


WAAAH DONT CALL ME ON MY BULLshiat OPINIONS
2013-06-26 11:16:10 AM
2 votes:

Jake Havechek: A lot of old people are still like this.

Anyone who uses the term "colored", and does not know why it is wrong is an example.

They grew up in the 1950s, and for some reason, their mentality remained in that era.


Does supporting NAACP count?
2013-06-26 11:11:26 AM
2 votes:
Racists defending a racist.  This thread delivers.
2013-06-26 11:11:25 AM
2 votes:
www.godlikeproductions.com
2013-06-26 11:09:39 AM
2 votes:

Jake Havechek: Maybe she'll have dinner with Bill O'Reilly at Sylvia's


I recommend the mother-farking iced tea.
2013-06-26 11:03:15 AM
2 votes:
She's a blathering old southern granny who cooks fattening food. Jesus christ, find another target for your faux racial outrage.
2013-06-26 10:59:31 AM
2 votes:
Good.

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2013-06-26 10:45:23 AM
2 votes:
Just retire and enjoy it, sweetie.  Lots of rich people are perfectly happy out of the public eye.
2013-06-26 08:08:46 PM
1 votes:
theboondocksfiles.com
Fails to see what she did wrong...
2013-06-26 05:12:10 PM
1 votes:

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: FTA
''I've had to hold friends in my arms while they've sobbed because they know what's been said about me is not true and I'm having to comfort them,'' she said

Guize, don't forget that her friends are suffering too.


Then I assume none of them work for her or her family.
2013-06-26 05:05:49 PM
1 votes:
FTA
''I've had to hold friends in my arms while they've sobbed because they know what's been said about me is not true and I'm having to comfort them,'' she said

Guize, don't forget that her friends are suffering too.
2013-06-26 03:31:50 PM
1 votes:
Well, she should've been canned long ago for her cooking.  Seriously?  How to cook English peas?

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/english-peas-recipe/in de x.html

Meanwhile she's been diagnosed with diabetus and taking drugs for it.  Only in the past year did she finally disclose that, and now endorses the diabetes drug that she is using.
2013-06-26 03:20:12 PM
1 votes:
So, are white people suppose to be offended by this restaurant?

blog.rv.net

Well, I mean by the name - the food is offensive to all races.
2013-06-26 02:03:48 PM
1 votes:
"Lifting up a fat fold, Paula stuck in a whole stick of butter. 'In a few minutes, it will be nice and slippery, like my buttery, creamy pussy' Paula cooed. She took my man-wurst out of my pants and started kneading it with her hands like she was making a strudel. "Now that's tasty enough to eat!'"

/I'm going to throw up and die now.
2013-06-26 01:49:08 PM
1 votes:
Paula slowly dripped the melted butter over her body.....

/I couldn't write anymore in good conscience.
2013-06-26 01:29:32 PM
1 votes:

cig-mkr: Launch Code: I'm glad we're occupied with this old fat white chick that dropped the n bomb decades ago. Otherwise someone might pickup on the nanny cam video from NJ yesterday that shows a 210 lb obama supporter beating the crap out of a skinny white girl in front of her 3 year old kid during a home invasion.

Link ?


Google.com
2013-06-26 12:48:41 PM
1 votes:

wambu: Why all the hat . . . Oh, a rich fat old Southern white woman? OK.


Here's all the reason one needs to hate Paula Deen:
http://www.pauladeen.com/recipes/recipe_view/english_peas/
2013-06-26 12:26:34 PM
1 votes:

Another Government Employee: So, when's the foreclosure auction?  And the IRS charges?


I get dibs on the ranges!
2013-06-26 12:26:07 PM
1 votes:
Oh, and her line about "I is what I is?" Not the ideal punchline you want to use when you're protesting that you're not racist.
2013-06-26 12:22:04 PM
1 votes:

Huggermugger: Clemkadidlefark: I wish there were something funny to say, but the legal system used as a pathway to character assassination in service to Extortion is not funny.

She loved butter. Not margarine like you liberal weenies.

Nonsense! Liberals use butter from grass-fed cows. Southerners use Crisco and margarine.


Yeah, well you try deep-frying in butter. Put 911 on speed dial first, though.
2013-06-26 12:05:38 PM
1 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: I wish there were something funny to say, but the legal system used as a pathway to character assassination in service to Extortion is not funny.

She loved butter. Not margarine like you liberal weenies.


Nonsense! Liberals use butter from grass-fed cows. Southerners use Crisco and margarine.
2013-06-26 12:02:29 PM
1 votes:

someonelse: doubled99: Keep up the good fight, *Fark Racist Hunters. Not since the Communist outings of the 50's has there been such diligence in identifying and outing thought criminals. Keep up the brave fight, your work is important!

Talk about disproportionate outrage. Get yourself a tissue and calm down. Put a cool cloth on your forehead or something.

Her words, on the record, likely violated whatever morals clause her employers and sponsors had. The free market reacted normally. Get over it.


Oh man...

You just HAD to go and drag the free market into this, didn't you?

::sigh::  This thread is doomed.
2013-06-26 12:01:02 PM
1 votes:
This is a non-issue.  A delicious, deep fried, powered sugar covered non-issue
2013-06-26 11:57:46 AM
1 votes:
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2013-06-26 11:56:03 AM
1 votes:

bungle_jr: DubtodaIll: airsupport: DubtodaIll: airsupport: "I wouldn't have fired me."


Also, Jodi Arias wouldn't have convicted herself.  O.J. Simpson wouldn't have voted for his own indictment if he'd been on the grand jury.

And Murderin' Mike Mahoney wouldn't have thrown the switch on Old Sparky and executed himself, neither.

Seriously? She didn't kill anyone.

You missed the point.  What I'm trying to say is, of course she wouldn't have fired herself.  Nobody allowed to weigh their own fate ever decides to do the just thing.

Right but associating her with murderers is totally cool because she's a racist.

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2013-06-26 11:46:08 AM
1 votes:

basemetal: Too soon, Paula.  Get the forgiveness playbook out, go do some sensitivity rehab 30 day 12 step forgiveness thing, get your publicist to get that info out to all of the press outlets, give some money to charity, then in a few months, go as forgiveness on the major morning talk shows.


So does "I misspoke" come before or after "I have sinned" , I can't remember.
2013-06-26 11:43:43 AM
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: Is there such thing as "Outrage Fatigue Syndrome"? I'm willing to collect money for it - well, not really. I might wear a button or sumpin'.


How pathetic.  A button?  Get up and really do something about it!  Create a Twitter hashtag.

/activism
2013-06-26 11:30:43 AM
1 votes:

doubled99: Keep up the good fight, *Fark Racist Hunters. Not since the Communist outings of the 50's has there been such diligence in identifying and outing thought criminals. Keep up the brave fight, your work is important!


You're right.  I'm sorry I fired Paula Deen for things she did.  How wrong I was.
2013-06-26 11:19:27 AM
1 votes:
At this point she should just lay low for a bit. She was right in the fact that we have all said dumb stuff, but 99.99% dont have our stuff broadcasted all over. Just here on fark. I can only imagine the stuff that would come out about me if I was ever in the public eye.
2013-06-26 11:19:25 AM
1 votes:
Meh. I've already had my fill of Paula Deen tears. Today, I will savor Republican tears over the Supreme Court striking down DOMA.
2013-06-26 11:14:41 AM
1 votes:
Blecch, salted butter.
2013-06-26 11:14:20 AM
1 votes:
On a scale of 1 to 10 on the importance meter, I give this a negative 20. She's a TV cook...OMG, she may be/is racist...ohnoes! (rolls eyes). Yeah, this is news alright.
2013-06-26 11:11:48 AM
1 votes:

nealzebub: If she is such a racist why did she campaign for Obama?
http://dailycaller.com/2013/06/21/n-word-user-paula-deen-is-an-obama -s upporter/


Well, she doesn't have anything against people from other countries....
2013-06-26 11:08:56 AM
1 votes:
Why is this ding-dong famous anyhow?
2013-06-26 11:08:51 AM
1 votes:
I don't buy sorry, but I do buy "Sorry I got caught."
2013-06-26 11:08:11 AM
1 votes:
Hey, there's only two Paula Deen threads today!  Come on, this kind of slacking should not be tolerated!
2013-06-26 11:07:59 AM
1 votes:
She proved today that she's the real victim here. Her friends even said so.
2013-06-26 11:01:54 AM
1 votes:
wow. dried up, self absorbed, prejudiced biatch
2013-06-26 11:01:33 AM
1 votes:
"I only did it the one time."

/yeahright
Bf+
2013-06-26 11:00:27 AM
1 votes:
Maybe her supporters will turn out en masse.  This could be a popularity bump for her.
Maybe even get a tie-in with Chick-fil-A...
 
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