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(Topless Robot)   A review of Hardee's new "MAN OF STEEL" Super Bacon-Burger. "It tastes like I'm gonna get a heart attack. It's not super; It could be any regular day-old burger"   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 29
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2013-06-26 09:37:58 AM
If you refuse lettuce and tomato and complain about raw onions and juice running down your arms, you have no business reviewing a fast food burger.
 
2013-06-26 09:41:22 AM
The one I had tasted like Joseph Stalin.
 
2013-06-26 09:41:31 AM
no cheese please.  that's just gross.
 
2013-06-26 09:43:44 AM
Bacon is nature's meat candy. I'm keeping that one.
 
2013-06-26 09:44:12 AM
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A in-depth review of a franchise burger? - the f**k?
Now there's a Mom & Pop joint down the street that grinds their own meat (no pun intended).
 
2013-06-26 09:45:45 AM

Confabulat: If you refuse lettuce and tomato and complain about raw onions and juice running down your arms, you have no business reviewing a fast food burger.



I don't care for fast food, but Hardees and In and Out make my panties wet and I'm male.
 
2013-06-26 09:45:56 AM
If it takes two people to review a burger because one won't eat ABC and the other won't eat XYZ then maybe you shouldn't have wasted everybody's time and found somebody to write the article that would just eat the damn burger.
 
2013-06-26 09:47:16 AM
An in-depth review of a franchise burger with half the ingredients removed, from a person who professes to hate one of the key ingredients.

Asinine tag asleep on the job?
 
2013-06-26 09:48:22 AM

eventhelosers: Confabulat: If you refuse lettuce and tomato and complain about raw onions and juice running down your arms, you have no business reviewing a fast food burger.


I don't care for fast food, but Hardees and In and Out make my panties wet and I'm male.


Their breakfast is downright boner-inducing.
 
2013-06-26 09:50:29 AM
Seriously, I can see the brainstorming session for this article.

"Ok guys.  I have a great idea!  We're going to review Hardee's new burger!  I think there's a lot of potential for comedy with this one.  Who wants to be the one to try it?  Steve?  Ok Steve, I'm putting you on this to ..oh...you're on a low-carb diet?  Ok.  Well how about this.  Steve, you eat the meat and the veggies and Lauren, you eat the bun.  How about that?  Oh.  Steve, you don't eat onions and pickles?  Ok.  Um.  Lauren how about...oh you don't eat onions.  Ok how about this.  Steve, you eat the meat.  Lauren.  You eat the pickles and the bun.  Alan.  You ok with onions?  Ok Alan, you're on the onions.  So we good?

What do you mean you don't eat bacon Steve?  Goddammit.  Alright.  Fine.  Steve, you eat the beef patty.  Lauren, pickles and bun.  Alan, the onions.  I'll eat the goddamned bacon.  Then we'll compare notes.  LET'S DO THIS."
 
2013-06-26 09:51:25 AM
Just WTF did these idiots expect?

It's Hardees.  Even if you havent had one of their burgers in a year, you'll know exactly what this particular Bacon-Whatever-Burger is going to taste like.
 
2013-06-26 09:57:41 AM
I've had it and it's not bad but nowhere near the jim bean burboun thickburger.
 
2013-06-26 09:59:33 AM
I prefer mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes, big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.
 
2013-06-26 10:01:00 AM
your blog sucks
 
2013-06-26 10:01:22 AM
This is an article written by douchebags to be read explicitedly by douchebags.
 
2013-06-26 10:02:35 AM
I've had it.  It tasted fine.  I prefer their Jim Beam Burger though.
 
2013-06-26 10:02:54 AM
They ripped out half the burger, showed massive bias against what was left and somehow gave it a bad review? Color me shocked.
 
2013-06-26 10:09:58 AM

Confabulat: If you refuse lettuce and tomato and complain about raw onions and juice running down your arms, you have no business reviewing a fast food burger.


2nded.  who eats just a meat patty?
 
2013-06-26 10:18:39 AM

ltdanman44: 2nded. who eats just a meat patty?


Kids under 14 and this jerk?
 
2013-06-26 10:55:53 AM
I was at a Wendy's once and the three ladies behind me in line were daughter, mom , and grandma all 50+. The constant bickering amongst them was pretty funny, but the funniest thing was when they sat down and unwrapped the burgers the grandma, pushing 90 I guess, says "I don't know why they put meat on these hamburgers, I just don't like it."
 
2013-06-26 11:12:12 AM
i'll review it, but only if they hold the beef
 
2013-06-26 11:17:20 AM
 
2013-06-26 12:06:25 PM
Forced attempts at humor are boring. So is a lack of editing; if you put every crappy joke in, the good ones don't stick, the good ones get lost.
 
2013-06-26 12:36:37 PM
The "review" was shiat, and then the "author" tries to defend it in the comments.

/more plumper.
//more plumper.
 
2013-06-26 02:56:34 PM
Umm... they don't think Kansas is known for BBQ eh?  Nice work on that knowledge of food there kids.
 
2013-06-26 03:03:23 PM
A couple of quotes from one of the greatest movies of all time

"Bill Foster: It's plump, juicy, three inches thick. Look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?  "

"Bill Foster: [to customer at WhammyBurger] How are you enjoying your meal?
[customer vomits onto tray]
Bill Foster: [to manager] I think we have a critic here! I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick... That was a joke."
 
2013-06-26 03:12:42 PM

eventhelosers: I don't care for fast food, but Hardees and In and Out make my panties wet and I'm male.


That's commonly referred to as "anal leakage"
 
2013-06-26 03:35:49 PM
Hardees and the Man of Steel DO have something in common - being oblivious of the millions of people they've accidentally killed.
 
2013-06-27 01:27:41 AM
Man of Steel: Best Superman Movie Ever.
 
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