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2013-06-26 10:55:11 AM  
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jamon
 
2013-06-26 11:23:57 AM  
Hey um.... hate to break it to ya, but there's these things called privacy settings where you can go in and change who can and can not post to your wall or ask to be your friend, etc.  Now if she has a public page for her "celebrity" profile, well, her management farked up.
 
2013-06-26 11:25:11 AM  
I'm sorry, did I say management?  I meant her grandparents.  Fark them!
 
2013-06-26 11:27:55 AM  
People are making mean comments about her "father?" No wonder she's upset.
 
2013-06-26 11:28:19 AM  
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Look I know he has become more of a role player for the Lions the last couple of years but he's still playing, hardly had his life 'ruined'.
 
2013-06-26 11:35:18 AM  
Please Lord Jesus, Protect PARIS JACKSON from harming herself or from others!! I ask this in your name lord Jesus, King of the Jews!!
 
2013-06-26 11:40:48 AM  
Do we mark her "Team Eduardo" or "Team Winklevoss"?
 
2013-06-26 11:43:20 AM  

Dahnkster: Please Lord Jesus, Protect PARIS JACKSON from harming herself or from others!! I ask this in your name lord Jesus, King of the Jews!!


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2013-06-26 11:44:01 AM  
This is Paris "Michael Jackson's legal daughter" Jackson, right? Yeah, I'm sure her greatest source of trauma in this world is Facebook comments.
 
2013-06-26 11:46:24 AM  
I'm hearing a lot about Paris Jackson lately. Are they trying to pull another Jaden Smith on us?
 
2013-06-26 11:48:09 AM  
...the 15-year-old has been reeling from comments left on her Facebook page --- many aboutMichael Jackson and his lifestyle.  Some of the comments involve the various molestation allegations ... others involve the odd life Paris lived while Michael was alive.

You know, I haven't heard single bad thing about this girl. I don't understand people's need to hate. If they were addressing Michael Jackson's FB page(If he was still alive, of course), that would be one thing, but to just seek whoever turns up and start bashing them is just childish.
 
2013-06-26 11:55:54 AM  
That nefarious Facebook, with its unignorable display and interminable power supply, strikes again!
 
2013-06-26 12:09:08 PM  
In other news, apparently Michael Jackson used to make his children call him "Facebook".
 
2013-06-26 12:21:18 PM  
Next: The Jackson Family is suing Facebook for Billions of Dollars.
 
2013-06-26 12:40:00 PM  
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2013-06-26 12:41:52 PM  
If only there was a way she could have avoided being subjected to Facebook in the first place.

/if you can't stand the heat...
 
2013-06-26 12:51:38 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: Next: The Jackson Family is suing Facebook for Billions of Dollars.


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ah jeez not this shiat again
 
2013-06-26 12:52:47 PM  
I hate to break it to her but life is going to be hard for her with or without Facebook. She's Michael Jackson's daughter, and he lead an unusual life that will be criticized for years to come. It is what it is.
 
2013-06-26 12:59:32 PM  
So having one of the weirdest fathers in history, including his rank irresponsibility that got him killed, and now being in a cesspool of even more farked-up relatives, has nothing to do with your rudderless sense of abandonment and isolation?

Step away from the FB, toots, and ignore virtually everything around you if you want to have a chance at sanity.
 
2013-06-26 01:00:11 PM  
Submitter fail.

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2013-06-26 01:02:10 PM  
Who cares. She's gonna be another attention whore celeb's kid and nothing else. They should put out a mini pops album of her and Madonna's spawn and have Will Smith's kid DJ it with special guest Wolfgang Van Halen
 
2013-06-26 01:18:13 PM  
She's gonna be a fattie.
 
2013-06-26 01:36:22 PM  
I'm sure she thinks her blue eyes came from her dad.
 
2013-06-26 01:38:31 PM  
She should change her name, move to a small town and not use FB.....EVER! It will be the only thing even close to a chance she will have. That goes for the rest of Jacksons kids. GTFA from the rest of the family.
 
2013-06-26 01:43:03 PM  
I actually feel bad for her. I mean... what chance does she stand with such a bizarre (at a minimum) father?  With that whole family around her?  How can she just be normal?  Sure, change her name, move and hide away - but does she even know HOW to be normal? Or even a close approximation of what we recognize as normal? Probably not, because she's never really been exposed to it.

The kid does NOT have an easy life ahead of her, and everyone around her seems to selfish/farked up to realize it if they think Facebook is the cause of it.
 
2013-06-26 02:07:40 PM  

Mikey1969: ...the 15-year-old has been reeling from comments left on her Facebook page --- many aboutMichael Jackson and his lifestyle.  Some of the comments involve the various molestation allegations ... others involve the odd life Paris lived while Michael was alive.

You know, I haven't heard single bad thing about this girl. I don't understand people's need to hate. If they were addressing Michael Jackson's FB page(If he was still alive, of course), that would be one thing, but to just seek whoever turns up and start bashing them is just childish.


People are assholes. Picking on a famous child orphan from the safety of the other side of the internet is the world's greatest ITG troll.

shifter_: Who cares. She's gonna be another attention whore celeb's kid and nothing else. They should put out a mini pops album of her and Madonna's spawn and have Will Smith's kid DJ it with special guest Wolfgang Van Halen


Bslim: She's gonna be a fattie.


uncleacid: I'm sure she thinks her blue eyes came from her dad.

 
2013-06-26 02:14:26 PM  
She's fifteen. She's just a kid, and no doubt still grieving MJ's death. Her upbringing has been bizarre in the extreme, but for all that it sounds like her dad did his best for her and her brothers. Whether or not they were his biological children is immaterial. They were his kids, and they loved him. What's happening to her now is sad, and I can't find a single thing about the situation worthy of a lol or a snark.
 
2013-06-26 02:17:46 PM  

Sass-O-Rev: She's fifteen. She's just a kid, and no doubt still grieving MJ's death. Her upbringing has been bizarre in the extreme, but for all that it sounds like her dad did his best for her and her brothers. Whether or not they were his biological children is immaterial. They were his kids, and they loved him. What's happening to her now is sad, and I can't find a single thing about the situation worthy of a lol or a snark.


She still not going to sleep with you.
 
2013-06-26 02:20:23 PM  
No,sweetie. Having a family full of fame-whoring, selfish idiots is ruining your life. It's too bad you won't realize this until after your second stint in rehab.
 
2013-06-26 02:21:47 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: People are assholes. Picking on a famous child orphan from the safety of the other side of the internet is the world's greatest ITG troll.


You know, it's one thing when the quasi-celebrity kid starts asking for it, but I was serious when I said I hadn't heard much from/about this girl. Too bad people are such assholes.
 
2013-06-26 02:26:52 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: Mikey1969: ...the 15-year-old has been reeling from comments left on her Facebook page --- many aboutMichael Jackson and his lifestyle.  Some of the comments involve the various molestation allegations ... others involve the odd life Paris lived while Michael was alive.

You know, I haven't heard single bad thing about this girl. I don't understand people's need to hate. If they were addressing Michael Jackson's FB page(If he was still alive, of course), that would be one thing, but to just seek whoever turns up and start bashing them is just childish.

People are assholes. Picking on a famous child orphan from the safety of the other side of the internet is the world's greatest ITG troll.

shifter_: Who cares. She's gonna be another attention whore celeb's kid and nothing else. They should put out a mini pops album of her and Madonna's spawn and have Will Smith's kid DJ it with special guest Wolfgang Van Halen

Bslim: She's gonna be a fattie.

uncleacid: I'm sure she thinks her blue eyes came from her dad.


Haven't said anything here that I wouldn't say to her face. In fact I'd smile while doing it.
 
2013-06-26 02:29:10 PM  

Mikey1969: Mike Chewbacca: People are assholes. Picking on a famous child orphan from the safety of the other side of the internet is the world's greatest ITG troll.

You know, it's one thing when the quasi-celebrity kid starts asking for it, but I was serious when I said I hadn't heard much from/about this girl. Too bad people are such assholes.


Yeah, I know, and I agree.

shifter_: Mike Chewbacca: Mikey1969: ...the 15-year-old has been reeling from comments left on her Facebook page --- many aboutMichael Jackson and his lifestyle.  Some of the comments involve the various molestation allegations ... others involve the odd life Paris lived while Michael was alive.

You know, I haven't heard single bad thing about this girl. I don't understand people's need to hate. If they were addressing Michael Jackson's FB page(If he was still alive, of course), that would be one thing, but to just seek whoever turns up and start bashing them is just childish.

People are assholes. Picking on a famous child orphan from the safety of the other side of the internet is the world's greatest ITG troll.

shifter_: Who cares. She's gonna be another attention whore celeb's kid and nothing else. They should put out a mini pops album of her and Madonna's spawn and have Will Smith's kid DJ it with special guest Wolfgang Van Halen

Bslim: She's gonna be a fattie.

uncleacid: I'm sure she thinks her blue eyes came from her dad.

Haven't said anything here that I wouldn't say to her face. In fact I'd smile while doing it.


And that'd make you an even bigger asshole.
 
2013-06-26 02:29:50 PM  
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2013-06-26 02:33:35 PM  
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2013-06-26 02:36:18 PM  
shifter_: Who cares. She's gonna be another attention whore celeb's kid and nothing else. They should put out a mini pops album of her and Madonna's spawn and have Will Smith's kid DJ it with special guest Wolfgang Van Halen

Haven't said anything here that I wouldn't say to her face. In fact I'd smile while doing it.

And that'd make you an even bigger asshole.


So saying something honestly to discourage someone from being a needy attention whore is a bad thing? I've not said anything about MJ or her life or his for that matter, I'm not attacking her personally, but that makes me an asshole? Better re-assess yourself dude, you are being the judgemental troll here, my friend, not I. (PS, she could also do worse than to colaborate with those other celeb kids, all of whom have their shiat in order....)
 
2013-06-26 02:46:53 PM  
Send to me I will make her very happy and feeling great.
 
2013-06-26 03:10:10 PM  
Here's an idea. Stop using facebook.
 
2013-06-26 03:23:37 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: Mikey1969: Mike Chewbacca: People are assholes. Picking on a famous child orphan from the safety of the other side of the internet is the world's greatest ITG troll.

You know, it's one thing when the quasi-celebrity kid starts asking for it, but I was serious when I said I hadn't heard much from/about this girl. Too bad people are such assholes.

Yeah, I know, and I agree. shifter_: Mike Chewbacca: Mikey1969: ...the 15-year-old has been reeling from comments left on her Facebook page --- many aboutMichael Jackson and his lifestyle.  Some of the comments involve the various molestation allegations ... others involve the odd life Paris lived while Michael was alive.

You know, I haven't heard single bad thing about this girl. I don't understand people's need to hate. If they were addressing Michael Jackson's FB page(If he was still alive, of course), that would be one thing, but to just seek whoever turns up and start bashing them is just childish.

People are assholes. Picking on a famous child orphan from the safety of the other side of the internet is the world's greatest ITG troll.

shifter_: Who cares. She's gonna be another attention whore celeb's kid and nothing else. They should put out a mini pops album of her and Madonna's spawn and have Will Smith's kid DJ it with special guest Wolfgang Van Halen

Bslim: She's gonna be a fattie.

uncleacid: I'm sure she thinks her blue eyes came from her dad.

Haven't said anything here that I wouldn't say to her face. In fact I'd smile while doing it.

And that'd make you an even bigger asshole.


No kidding!  Dude, she is 15yo and living in a really farked up situation.  I know this is Fark and all, but usually being an asshole on Fark is only tolerated if it is funny.
 
2013-06-26 03:29:05 PM  

shifter_: shifter_: Who cares. She's gonna be another attention whore celeb's kid and nothing else. They should put out a mini pops album of her and Madonna's spawn and have Will Smith's kid DJ it with special guest Wolfgang Van Halen

Haven't said anything here that I wouldn't say to her face. In fact I'd smile while doing it.

And that'd make you an even bigger asshole.

So saying something honestly to discourage someone from being a needy attention whore is a bad thing? I've not said anything about MJ or her life or his for that matter, I'm not attacking her personally, but that makes me an asshole? Better re-assess yourself dude, you are being the judgemental troll here, my friend, not I. (PS, she could also do worse than to colaborate with those other celeb kids, all of whom have their shiat in order....)


She's actually not being an attention whore. She's in a mental facility with no contact with the outside world. It's her family that's attention whoring. And you're still an asshole for making fun of a suicidal teenager.
 
2013-06-26 03:32:44 PM  
uncleacid: I'm sure she thinks her blue eyes came from her dad.

And not her blond, blue-eyed biological mom.  (insert eye roll here if you're not trolling).

If I were fifteen years old and my beloved dad died when I was eleven and I was being made to testify in a money fight between a greedy promoter and my greedy family, yeah, I think I'd be a little suicidal too.  The only difference between her generation and all the other dramatic teenage girls that have come through the world is that they have super-good technology available to them.  Show me one teenager who hasn't done at least one stupid impulsive thing and I'll show you a saint, sometimes a corpse.
 
2013-06-26 03:34:10 PM  

abhorrent1: Here's an idea. Stop using facebook.


This.

Or just don't invite everyone and their brother as friends and set your page to private so you don't get all the random comments from douchebags.  It's not rocket science.

I have nieces and nephews that gripe about things that people say on their FB page.  Then I point out that they can't possibly have 1300+ real friends, and to just de-friend everyone that they aren't actually close to, problem solved.
 
2013-06-26 04:34:16 PM  

lordargent: Submitter fail.

Perfect opportunity for an ASCII joke

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A bunch of white boxes? I don't get it.
 
2013-06-26 05:19:31 PM  
 
2013-06-26 06:04:11 PM  

BigMevy: abhorrent1: Here's an idea. Stop using facebook.

This.

Or just don't invite everyone and their brother as friends and set your page to private so you don't get all the random comments from douchebags.  It's not rocket science.

I have nieces and nephews that gripe about things that people say on their FB page.  Then I point out that they can't possibly have 1300+ real friends, and to just de-friend everyone that they aren't actually close to, problem solved.



Or you could just NOT USE Facebook.

I've never seen it and never will.
 
2013-06-26 06:32:53 PM  

jmr61: BigMevy: abhorrent1: Here's an idea. Stop using facebook.

This.

Or just don't invite everyone and their brother as friends and set your page to private so you don't get all the random comments from douchebags.  It's not rocket science.

I have nieces and nephews that gripe about things that people say on their FB page.  Then I point out that they can't possibly have 1300+ real friends, and to just de-friend everyone that they aren't actually close to, problem solved.


Or you could just NOT USE Facebook.

I've never seen it and never will.


Is this the new version of the "I don't own a tv" trope?
 
2013-06-26 07:01:54 PM  

Sass-O-Rev: She's fifteen. She's just a kid, and no doubt still grieving MJ's death. Her upbringing has been bizarre in the extreme, but for all that it sounds like her dad did his best for her and her brothers. Whether or not they were his biological children is immaterial. They were his kids, and they loved him. What's happening to her now is sad, and I can't find a single thing about the situation worthy of a lol or a snark.


Mikey1969: Mike Chewbacca: People are assholes. Picking on a famous child orphan from the safety of the other side of the internet is the world's greatest ITG troll.

You know, it's one thing when the quasi-celebrity kid starts asking for it, but I was serious when I said I hadn't heard much from/about this girl. Too bad people are such assholes.


These.  Seriously, she's a kid AND an orphan.  Even if she does have enough money to buy and sell your entire extended family tree, she's still just a grieving kid.  Back the fark up, Internet Farkwads.
 
2013-06-26 08:10:30 PM  

dualplains: jmr61: BigMevy: abhorrent1: Here's an idea. Stop using facebook.

This.

Or just don't invite everyone and their brother as friends and set your page to private so you don't get all the random comments from douchebags.  It's not rocket science.

I have nieces and nephews that gripe about things that people say on their FB page.  Then I point out that they can't possibly have 1300+ real friends, and to just de-friend everyone that they aren't actually close to, problem solved.


Or you could just NOT USE Facebook.

I've never seen it and never will.

Is this the new version of the "I don't own a tv" trope?


No, I choose not to broadcast my life to everyone because it isn't any good.
 
2013-06-26 08:27:26 PM  
dualplains Is this the new version of the "I don't own a tv" trope?

You didn't know Tom from MySpace was on Fark?
 
2013-06-26 08:34:38 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: [cfl.uploads.mrx.ca image 639x322]

Look I know he has become more of a role player for the Lions the last couple of years but he's still playing, hardly had his life 'ruined'.


Rest assured there is one person in Farkdom that gets this joke.
 
2013-06-26 08:43:27 PM  

Sass-O-Rev: She's fifteen. She's just a kid, and no doubt still grieving MJ's death. Her upbringing has been bizarre in the extreme, but for all that it sounds like her dad did his best for her and her brothers. Whether or not they were his biological children is immaterial. They were his kids, and they loved him. What's happening to her now is sad, and I can't find a single thing about the situation worthy of a lol or a snark.


I feel sorry for her, too...being fifteen sucks bad enough butvshe has all this extra crap to deal with. It is not like yoi can pick your family. Maybe she needs to hook up with Francis Bean's emanicipation attorney and just get the fark away from them all.
 
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