Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's nothing -- there was an amendment that requires any woman seeking breast reduction surgery to submit to approval via gubernatorial motorboating
Felgraf: I wonder how fast it will take folks to mount a law suit against him, personally, for his decisions?Seems like this would expose him to liability you''d think he'd rather avoid.
Philip Francis Queeg: Felgraf: I wonder how fast it will take folks to mount a law suit against him, personally, for his decisions?Seems like this would expose him to liability you''d think he'd rather avoid.I don't think government officials can be personally sued for decisions made as part of the official duties.
Karac: To any ladies in Iowa whose request for an abortion is denied: I personally recommend coming back and giving birth right on top the desk in his office. Give him an up close and personal view of the consequences of his decisions.
FlashHarry: [i43.tinypic.com image 843x360]Approves.
zetar: The governor's last gig was president of a college of podiatry and osteopathy (true) so he's eminently qualified for this.
Jake Havechek: You idiots in Iowa elected this farking jackoff?
Jake Havechek: This tracks with recent medical research that conclusively demonstrates only a miniscule number of women are capable of becoming pregnant through these methodsYou idiots in Iowa elected this farking jackoff?
nocturnal001: FlashHarry: [i43.tinypic.com image 843x360]Approves.Came for this.
give me doughnuts: This is all about Medicaid reimbursement for the procedure, not permission to have it done.If you can scrape up the money for it, you can still get an abortion in Iowa.
p the boiler: You Iowa folks, and those of you in Kansas too - just come over to Illinois and we can take care of this for you - one thing you must do though. For every abortion we perform you must take a gun back with you to help lower our gun crime - it is a win, win, win situation
TJWitz: Times like these I wish we could give some of the western portion of the state to nebraska.
coeyagi: Yep, it's time for the Kos rant:Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**........mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction.......perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions......face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and depraved Nazi homunculi preserved in formaldehyde to frighten children...sick, ominous, loathsome, Nosferatu-impersonating Gollum-acolytes feasting on the flesh of our society while complaining about its taste...tax-evading, sommelier-abusing, election-buying, yacht-aficionado hemmorhoids flying flags of convenience and berating their six-year-old Chinese employees for requesting bathroom breaks...Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum. You're not leading this country. You're not contributing to this country. You're not even part of this country. You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors. And you are not welcome in this country anymore..
Alphakronik: Oh look, the people of Iowa got exactly what they voted for. I feel as bad for them as I do Kansans and Texans. Maybe they'll learn their lesson next time.
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