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(BBC)   Mandela passes message through archbishop visiting him: "I'm not dead yet" Shush, you will be. You've got one foot in the grave. Ready to shuffle off this mortal coil. You're about to sing with the choir invisible. You'll soon be an *un*-president   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Nelson Mandela, Congress of Paraguay, key dates, Cape Town Archbishop Makgoba, private hospital, ANC, Eastern Cape, respiratory tract infections  
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2013-06-26 11:29:24 AM  
3 votes:
2013-06-26 11:18:06 AM  
2 votes:

He feels happy!
2013-06-26 04:03:34 PM  
1 vote:
On that note:

Guy on his deathbed turns towards his wife and whispers hoarsely:
- honey, I have to confess to you...when we were on our honey moon, I snuck out of the room and cheated on you with the cleaning maid
- shhh. I know, just be quiet and rest.
- and...and...*cough* when you had that accident and were in the hospital, I cheated on you with our neighbor.
- shush...i know. just be quiet and close your eyes
- and...and... *coughcoughCOUGH* and when you had to go on that business trip last week...I...I cheated on you with your sister.
-'s ok, I know. Now close your eyes and let the poison do its job.
2013-06-26 03:26:37 PM  
1 vote:

Arkanaut: twobux: Murdering thug.

If you're blaming the violence of the ANC on Mandela, then by that standard we live in a country founded by murdering thugs as well.

Now, now.  You're forgetting...when white people rise up against a government it's for freedom.  When anyone else does it it's thuggery.  Oh...and when non-whites do it to whites?  Well, Chester, that there's just plain ol' Terrorism.
2013-06-26 01:40:50 PM  
1 vote:
Die already. My dead pool is so farked up because of him!
2013-06-26 12:08:10 PM  
1 vote:
He's feeling better.
He thinks he'll maybe go for a walk...
2013-06-26 11:39:08 AM  
1 vote:

Let me say this now in case I miss the event.
2013-06-26 09:58:28 AM  
1 vote:
They are keeping him alive so the Muslim Obama can personally be there to put a pillow over his face.
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