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2013-06-26 09:37:54 AM  
So he was just able to call a loaded cement mixer that could show up on the spot? And the driver was willing to pour part of his load into a car? Yup, seems legit. Wow, those crazy Russians. Be sure to forward this everywhere, it's awesome and totally real.
 
2013-06-26 10:03:50 AM  
At least nobody was shooting vertical video.
 
2013-06-26 10:06:15 AM  

Pocket Ninja: So he was just able to call a loaded cement mixer that could show up on the spot? And the driver was willing to pour part of his load into a car? Yup, seems legit. Wow, those crazy Russians. Be sure to forward this everywhere, it's awesome and totally real.


It's a little known fact that the Russians do not have tow truck technology, due to an oversight by the government to steal it from the West.  So people have to resort to extreme measures like the ones seen here.

It's a sad commentary on the failure of socialism, really.
 
2013-06-26 10:09:19 AM  
What a douchenozzle, and I mean that in the flattering and complimentary sense of the word as he is probably a well-concected mobster douchenozzle that could have me filleted and sold to a dog food factory with a mere twitch of his pinkie finger.
 
2013-06-26 10:47:16 AM  
Meh, I strongly suspect this was staged.
 
2013-06-26 10:49:38 AM  

brap: What a douchenozzle, and I mean that in the flattering and complimentary sense of the word as he is probably a well-concected mobster douchenozzle that could have me filleted and sold to a dog food factory with a mere twitch of his pinkie finger.


Well... he has a douchenozzlemobile, so you may be right.
 
2013-06-26 10:54:25 AM  
I might buy a concrete truck and advertise a service like that.

But yeah, this vid is bullshiat.
 
2013-06-26 11:16:30 AM  
The trouble people go through to make a viral video.
 
2013-06-26 11:28:16 AM  
I want to do that to a few people.
 
2013-06-26 11:37:11 AM  
On the upside, it's probably that crappy Russian concrete and will begin to crumble within a few years.
 
2013-06-26 11:47:03 AM  
I was all in 'till the cement truck showed up.
 
2013-06-26 11:48:45 AM  
Someone has seen the movie Stroker Ace a couple of times too many.
 
2013-06-26 11:53:10 AM  
By "Russian" I believe you mean "The Stone Cold Steve Austin back in 1998" version.

www.wwe.com
 
2013-06-26 12:04:39 PM  
That's heavy!
 
2013-06-26 12:08:14 PM  
What's not to believe? I believed it.
 
2013-06-26 12:12:29 PM  
guerrilla marketing for a concrete company.
 
2013-06-26 12:18:03 PM  
 
2013-06-26 12:19:39 PM  
Ah. A Chrysler 300 driver. This now makes sense.
 
2013-06-26 12:27:52 PM  

Pocket Ninja: So he was just able to call a loaded cement mixer that could show up on the spot? And the driver was willing to pour part of his load into a car? Yup, seems legit. Wow, those crazy Russians. Be sure to forward this everywhere, it's awesome and totally real.


True. Nobody in organized crime has access to concrete trucks.
 
2013-06-26 12:31:12 PM  

fatbear: Pocket Ninja: So he was just able to call a loaded cement mixer that could show up on the spot? And the driver was willing to pour part of his load into a car? Yup, seems legit. Wow, those crazy Russians. Be sure to forward this everywhere, it's awesome and totally real.

True. Nobody in organized crime has access to concrete trucks.


It seems just about everyone in Russia involved in organized crime. 

The women are hot, but it is not on  my list of places to visit.
 
2013-06-26 12:31:49 PM  
IS involved.
 
2013-06-26 12:33:19 PM  
Is there any part of Russia that doesn't look like it was built 50 years ago?
 
2013-06-26 12:44:59 PM  

theesir: Is there any part of Russia that doesn't look like it was built 50 years ago?


Siberia.  It doesn't look like it was ever built.
 
2013-06-26 01:12:34 PM  

Kevin72: What's not to believe? I believed it.


You need to know pretty much exactly where and when wet concrete from one of those trucks is being delivered. You do not have it sitting around on standby and it would take quite awhile to prepare it and get it there.
 
2013-06-26 01:32:54 PM  
Either a stunt with his own car, or organized crime.

If organized crime, it would have been less-obvious with no bystanders filming it.

Therefore FAKE.
 
2013-06-26 01:33:18 PM  
He really cemented his position on the situation
 
2013-06-26 01:34:38 PM  
I was enjoying it until the cement truck. It would have been awesome if it was actually real. Assholes who block other cars deserve their vehicle being destroyed.
 
2013-06-26 01:40:58 PM  
Oakenshield

Ah. A Chrysler 300 driver. This now makes sense.


The car actually belongs to his sisters pimp.
 
2013-06-26 01:49:49 PM  
This is concrete evidence that all drivers need to lay down a proper foundation of parking manners.

But yeah, fake as hell.
 
2013-06-26 01:59:06 PM  
. . . cement mixes YOU!
 
2013-06-26 02:00:22 PM  
They play baseball in Russia?
 
2013-06-26 02:18:10 PM  
Why do I have a sneaking suspicion there was a body in the back seat?
 
2013-06-26 02:46:07 PM  

Pocket Ninja: So he was just able to call a loaded cement mixer that could show up on the spot?


Not that I'm calling this video real but there was an obvious cut.  Hell, if had connections, he could of possibly walked off for 20 minutes during that cut and got a truck rerouted.

/no idea if the movie rendition of mobsters is true where they can get anything just about anytime.
//no idea if the guy was involved in the mob, just pointing out the cut.
///predicting fake.  I expected the guy to walk away screaming "I'm The Machine!"
 
2013-06-26 02:59:03 PM  

theesir: Is there any part of Russia that doesn't look like it was built 50 years ago?


To be fair the Nazis did blow up most of their country back in the 40's.
 
2013-06-26 03:02:21 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: theesir: Is there any part of Russia that doesn't look like it was built 50 years ago?

To be fair the Nazis did blow up most of their country back in the 40's.


Totally. I mean, look at Japan. It's a barren wastela...what? Oh. Oops.
 
2013-06-26 03:32:24 PM  

Pocket Ninja: So he was just able to call a loaded cement mixer that could show up on the spot? And the driver was willing to pour part of his load into a car? Yup, seems legit. Wow, those crazy Russians. Be sure to forward this everywhere, it's awesome and totally real.


Even NASA doesn't stage things as hard as that.
 
2013-06-26 03:39:21 PM  

toetag: Pocket Ninja: So he was just able to call a loaded cement mixer that could show up on the spot?

Not that I'm calling this video real but there was an obvious cut.  Hell, if had connections, he could of possibly walked off for 20 minutes during that cut and got a truck rerouted.

/no idea if the movie rendition of mobsters is true where they can get anything just about anytime.
//no idea if the guy was involved in the mob, just pointing out the cut.
///predicting fake.  I expected the guy to walk away screaming "I'm The Machine!"


planned yes, fake no. he really filled up that car with cement...like, i saw it.
 
2013-06-26 03:47:57 PM  
i3.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-26 04:16:34 PM  
Next morning, the douchebag's car:

Text says "you've got two unread messages".

nepeshkom.ru

Also, it looks fake.
 
2013-06-26 04:16:55 PM  
Dammit.

... my iPod's in there.
 
2013-06-26 05:38:30 PM  
Also did you see the mix on that concrete? Waaaaayyyyy too wet. No way that will be structurally sound - what a dick...
 
2013-06-26 06:01:22 PM  
 
2013-06-26 07:42:36 PM  
If it were possible to steer a car without the steering lock engaging, I'd do this to every single sack of shiat that blocks off my driveway (not the cement part, just the smashing of the window and the pushing it out of the way).  Instead, I'll just have to keep keying the ever loving shiat out of their vehicles.

/I'd never fark with someone's car just to be a dick
//But if you park your shiat in front of a driveway, even though it's CLEARLY not a parking spot, you're fair game.
 
2013-06-26 07:43:48 PM  
I like the American version better...

The owner of a cement company suspected his wife was having an affair, and found
a fancy car parked at his house when he told his wife he would be out of town all day.

He took one of his cement mixers and filled the car to the windowsills.
Then his wife called....
"Honey... Remember how you said you wanted a classic Cadillac convertible?"
 
2013-06-26 09:20:12 PM  
I can call and have concrete delivered in 30 minutes. Plausible.
 
2013-06-26 09:58:57 PM  
 
2013-06-26 10:42:31 PM  
That bimmer photo is fake.

Not nearly enough damage for a Russian armed with an axe and a family history of alcholism going back a thousand years.
 
2013-06-26 10:47:08 PM  

jayessell: I like the American version better...

The owner of a cement company suspected his wife was having an affair, and found
a fancy car parked at his house when he told his wife he would be out of town all day.

He took one of his cement mixers and filled the car to the windowsills.
Then his wife called....
"Honey... Remember how you said you wanted a classic Cadillac convertible?"


You mean like this gem from 2008?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqWCvHh9zTM
 
2013-06-26 11:57:56 PM  
How did he get it into neutral without the keys?   I'm calling shenanigans.
 
2013-06-27 12:23:21 AM  

melkson: jayessell: I like the American version better...

The owner of a cement company suspected his wife was having an affair, and found
a fancy car parked at his house when he told his wife he would be out of town all day.

He took one of his cement mixers and filled the car to the windowsills.
Then his wife called....
"Honey... Remember how you said you wanted a classic Cadillac convertible?"

You mean like this gem from 2008?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqWCvHh9zTM


I was thinking more of the version that I'd heard in the mid-60's, but close enough
 
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