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(The Onion)   Well, time to go out in front of a bunch of people and lie to them   ( divider line
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1565 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Jun 2013 at 10:11 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-26 10:17:45 AM  
When did the Dunkin Donuts guy get into politics?
d23 [BareFark]
2013-06-26 10:24:06 AM  
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good at it..

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so good at it that he should be considered a war criminal.  (Went on CNN saying how great it was that Obama was using torture).

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Fat asshole.  I would love to throw water in his face.
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Somewhat good, therefore he died early.
2013-06-26 10:24:34 AM  
I liked their cases for and against George Zimmerman. My favorites:

Actions fall within the letter of Florida's "Get Out Of Your Car, Track Down Your Target, Provoke A Fight, Then Stand Your Ground" law

Chilling 911 call features Zimmerman saying, "Hold on a sec, I'm going to kill this black kid real quick"
2013-06-26 11:59:28 AM  
Ari Fleischer was the MASTER.  I am always amazed at the guys persuasion abilities despite my moral opposition to the sides he takes.

It's like he was plucking the truth out, feather-by-feather, and gently putting in his version of it.
2013-06-26 12:41:03 PM  
Now THAT'S what I call satire.  It hits the mark, but is just a little bit too true.
2013-06-26 03:08:51 PM  
I dont mean to quibble, but what exactly has he lied about? is this related to the non-scandals?
2013-06-26 03:55:55 PM  
If the Fark Politics tab bothered to act like the rest of Fark, EVERY Politics submission should read something like this.

Instead, everyone here takes the Red Team/Blue Team thing deadly seriously. Trolls trolling trolls on stuff that's all make believe.

Maybe it's just a very high form of dead-pan self-satire, Fark-style. Yeah, that's it.
2013-06-27 12:00:55 AM  
We seriously need laws protecting the freedom of the press so they won't be tame lapdogs and can actually ask hard questions and insist on solid answers without being denied access.
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