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(Columbus Free Press)   Tim Tebow landing in New England creates mass hysteria, and some great one-liners, on Twitter   (sportschump.net) divider line 23
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2013-06-26 10:57:40 AM  
Great, it's Boston day on the Sports Tab.

Can't I just mourn in peace?
 
2013-06-26 11:07:32 AM  
This one got the biggest laugh from me:

"Patriots also have signed the ground to a 2-year contract, so that Tebow has someone familiar to throw passes to."
 
2013-06-26 11:15:46 AM  

Uncle Pooky: This one got the biggest laugh from me:

"Patriots also have signed the ground to a 2-year contract, so that Tebow has someone familiar to throw passes to."


I liked that one and this one-

God @TheTweetOfGod
Tebow to the Patriots? BRADY: What'd you do last night? TEBOW: Study the Bible. You? BRADY: Bang Gisele Bundchen. [Awkward silence.]
 
2013-06-26 11:17:29 AM  

fatalvenom: Great, it's Boston day on the Sports Tab.

Can't I just mourn in peace?


I tried submitting other things, but my headlines aren't funny.
 
2013-06-26 11:19:11 AM  
I wonder if this Hernandez thing will make them rethink playing Tebow at TE?
 
2013-06-26 11:21:45 AM  

PDX_Hero: I wonder if this Hernandez thing will make them rethink playing Tebow at TE?


No.
If they weren't planning to before, they won't be now.
If they were planning to before, they will still try, but don't expect any special attention to be paid to it.
 
2013-06-26 11:26:09 AM  
Tebow landing in Boston? This is the worst thing to happen at Logan Airport since ... ever.
 
2013-06-26 11:35:34 AM  
I'm hoping a relative of Pontius Pilate lives in the greater Boston area and can get Tebow away from the Patriots before the end of the season. Between this and the Aaron Hernandez news I have the feeling this Patriots season is gonna be a low point in the Belichick/Brady Era.
 
2013-06-26 11:55:53 AM  
Since Tebow landed in Boston:

Aaron Hernandez has been arrested and subsequently released by the Patriots.
Doc Rivers is in LA coaching the Clippers
Bruins lose the Stanley Cup.
 
2013-06-26 12:07:08 PM  

Lee's_Austin: Since Tebow landed in Boston:

Aaron Hernandez has been arrested and subsequently released by the Patriots.
Doc Rivers is in LA coaching the Clippers
Bruins lose the Stanley Cup.


Red Sox will blow a no-hitter in the 9th against the Yankees and lose the game. Calling it now! :P
 
2013-06-26 12:08:49 PM  

PDX_Hero: I wonder if this Hernandez thing will make them rethink playing Tebow at TE?


Belichick is an asshole to such a degree that he would purposely avoid even attempting it just because the media would be suggesting it, even if it was the best option.
 
2013-06-26 12:11:07 PM  

Uncle Pooky: PDX_Hero: I wonder if this Hernandez thing will make them rethink playing Tebow at TE?

Belichick is an asshole to such a degree that he would purposely avoid even attempting it just because the media would be suggesting it, even if it was the best option.


I should mention that I have no ill will towards Belichick, the Patriots, or Boston at all. But he's clearly a huge asshole.
 
2013-06-26 12:27:47 PM  

Uzzah: Tebow landing in Boston? This is the worst thing to happen at Logan Airport since ... ever.


twintowers.jpg
 
2013-06-26 01:34:24 PM  
Tebow and your blog suck.
 
2013-06-26 01:48:41 PM  

PDX_Hero: I wonder if this Hernandez thing will make them rethink playing Tebow at TE?


Yeah sure, you can stick a guy at tight end who not once in college or the NFL caught a ball or blocked for a runner or you can go get a free agent out there who has played the position all his life and was one of the best tight ends in the country and was all conference.  But ya know.......6 in one....half dozen in the other.
 
2013-06-26 02:51:36 PM  
that was stupid
 
2013-06-26 03:12:32 PM  

Uzzah: Tebow landing in Boston? This is the worst thing to happen at Logan Airport since ... ever.


I think that serving as the departure point for all the 9-11 hijackers is a little worse.  A little.
 
2013-06-26 03:23:16 PM  

fatalvenom: Uzzah: Tebow landing in Boston? This is the worst thing to happen at Logan Airport since ... ever.

twintowers.jpg


FLMountainMan: Uzzah: Tebow landing in Boston? This is the worst thing to happen at Logan Airport since ... ever.

I think that serving as the departure point for all the 9-11 hijackers is a little worse.  A little.


drawception.com
 
2013-06-26 03:42:38 PM  

Hang On Voltaire: PDX_Hero: I wonder if this Hernandez thing will make them rethink playing Tebow at TE?

Yeah sure, you can stick a guy at tight end who not once in college or the NFL caught a ball or blocked for a runner or you can go get a free agent out there who has played the position all his life and was one of the best tight ends in the country and was all conference.  But ya know.......6 in one....half dozen in the other.


Well, considering the Patriots' top 5 receivers from 2012 will all be gone at the start of the 2013 season (new team for two; now two released; Gronk's recovery from back surgery), they may not have a better option...
 
2013-06-26 03:42:42 PM  

Uncle Pooky: PDX_Hero: I wonder if this Hernandez thing will make them rethink playing Tebow at TE?

Belichick is an asshole to such a degree that he would purposely avoid even attempting it just because the media would be suggesting it, even if it was the best option.


Belichick would never let the media dictate his actions even through reverse psychology
he'll just keep treating them with his usual passive-aggresive contempt and do exactly what he would do anyway.
 
2013-06-26 03:49:22 PM  

Hang On Voltaire: PDX_Hero: I wonder if this Hernandez thing will make them rethink playing Tebow at TE?

Yeah sure, you can stick a guy at tight end who not once in college or the NFL caught a ball or blocked for a runner or you can go get a free agent out there who has played the position all his life and was one of the best tight ends in the country and was all conference.  But ya know.......6 in one....half dozen in the other.


ballard,fells and hoomanawanui (?) are all real tight ends with NFL credentials
there are also a few prospects that might work out

Tebow goes to full back if he goes anywhere but I think he will just be the third string QB if he makes the team at all

could be a useful special teams guy though,  which might make keeping a 3rd QB more palatable for the Pats
 
2013-06-27 12:37:41 PM  

FLMountainMan: Uzzah: Tebow landing in Boston? This is the worst thing to happen at Logan Airport since ... ever.

I think that serving as the departure point for all the 9-11 hijackers is a little worse.  A little.


Didn't some fly out of Portland, ME? I was living there at the time and I'm pretty sure they were there.
Also, DC beat the Revs in the US Open Cup.
Thanks Tebow.
 
2013-06-27 03:05:38 PM  

Uzzah: fatalvenom: Uzzah: Tebow landing in Boston? This is the worst thing to happen at Logan Airport since ... ever.

twintowers.jpg

FLMountainMan: Uzzah: Tebow landing in Boston? This is the worst thing to happen at Logan Airport since ... ever.

I think that serving as the departure point for all the 9-11 hijackers is a little worse.  A little.

[drawception.com image 300x250]


Imagine what it was like for people who had a view of Logan on 9/11.

You know - the real victims.
 
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