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(WCAX Vermont)   "I started to choke it with my left hand and then it started to fall off and then it grabbed a hold of me right here. I started to choke it with both hands. Then it jumped up and got me on my hand and now I have four stitches there"   (wcax.com) divider line 14
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2013-06-26 09:27:14 AM
3 votes:
I thought the article would be about mastubation.
2013-06-26 09:27:04 AM
3 votes:
Fapping is hard.
2013-06-26 09:31:12 AM
2 votes:

MutantMotherMouse: Found one on our deck last week. I promptly locked the door and turned off all the lights. You can never be too cautious when dealing with 'coons.


Paula Deen knows what you're talking about.

/A-Train to hell, that's what I'm on.
2013-06-26 09:27:19 AM
2 votes:
Chicken? DNRTFA,
2013-06-26 04:24:46 PM
1 votes:

washington-babylon: Eh, he was just pissed the kid took his Gideon's Bible.


Yep, that kid drew fast and shot.
2013-06-26 11:51:57 AM
1 votes:
Had a raccoon once. Ex-wife brought him home. We named him Sigerson. For Sigerson Holmes, Sherlock's smarter younger brother ... because that little burglar could get into and out ofanything. Including the day I brought her home from the hospital and the Ex is out cold, sleeping off the meds when I find Sigerson trying to undo the staples in her stomach.

Drove fifty miles to Sigerson's new home in the woods. He gave me the finger as I drove away. She yelled at me for getting rid of him.

/raccoon
2013-06-26 11:13:03 AM
1 votes:
You choke it like a girl.
2013-06-26 09:56:56 AM
1 votes:

gizmokid18: More like what kind of self entitled ass-hat worries about what somebody names their child?


I don't think he's worried. I just think he thinks it's dopey.

gizmokid18: My friend and his wife just named their new daughter Piper.


Ohhh, so it's wrong because it hits close to home, then. On behalf of vudukungfu I'd like to apologize for the dumb name your friend gave his kid.
2013-06-26 09:49:08 AM
1 votes:
www.miataturbo.net
2013-06-26 09:46:28 AM
1 votes:
Honey? Is that you?
2013-06-26 09:40:34 AM
1 votes:
The Raccoon charges the Human Child
The Human Child looks surprised by the ferocity of the Raccoons onslaught!
The Raccoon bites the Human Child in the left thigh, bruising the muscle
The Human Child grabs the Raccoon by the throat
The Human Child breaks the grip of the Raccoons teeth on her left thigh
The Human Child strangles the Raccoons throat!
2013-06-26 09:35:18 AM
1 votes:
ts3.mm.bing.net
2013-06-26 09:30:12 AM
1 votes:
Found one on our deck last week. I promptly locked the door and turned off all the lights. You can never be too cautious when dealing with 'coons.
2013-06-26 09:29:49 AM
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Fapping is hard.


You got problems when you own dick is beating you off.
 
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