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(WCAX Vermont)   "I started to choke it with my left hand and then it started to fall off and then it grabbed a hold of me right here. I started to choke it with both hands. Then it jumped up and got me on my hand and now I have four stitches there"   (wcax.com) divider line 5
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2013-06-26 09:53:37 AM
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vudukungfu: Piper?

What kind of self entitled ass-hat names their child Piper?
Oh, a farking suburban Vermonter.
not even a verified woodchuck.
One of those nimby soccer moms.


More like what kind of self entitled ass-hat worries about what somebody names their child? My friend and his wife just named their new daughter Piper. But then again me and my friends are rednecked backwoods suburban Mississippians.

/I know I know, Welcome to Fark!
//glad the kids were okay
2013-06-26 12:56:51 PM
1 votes:
Eh, he was just pissed the kid took his Gideon's Bible.
2013-06-26 11:27:26 AM
1 votes:
That 'coon was rabid. Also, grabbing one by the neck is not generally going to turn out well, a 'coon's skin is pretty loose, they can pivot around and bite the crap out of you. Think of it as a 30 pound ferret.
2013-06-26 09:56:56 AM
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gizmokid18: More like what kind of self entitled ass-hat worries about what somebody names their child?


I don't think he's worried. I just think he thinks it's dopey.

gizmokid18: My friend and his wife just named their new daughter Piper.


Ohhh, so it's wrong because it hits close to home, then. On behalf of vudukungfu I'd like to apologize for the dumb name your friend gave his kid.
2013-06-26 09:27:14 AM
1 votes:
I thought the article would be about mastubation.
 
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