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(Yahoo)   The Food Network has replaced Paula Deen's shows with programs by Giada De Laurentiis, so obviously it's Giada's fault   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 95
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2013-06-26 09:56:05 AM
Why not combine the best parts of both their shows to appeal to both fan bases?
Gentlemen I give you:
cdn.abclocal.go.com
Giada's boobs covered with butter

/GENIUS!
 
2013-06-26 10:35:10 AM
The Tits and Teeth show.  I like it.
 
2013-06-26 10:44:51 AM
Why did this get a "stupid" tag? Unless it's for Deen, who can't hire decent PR people to save her career/tv show.
Seriously, all she had to do was claim that she had been oppressed while younger for being female, and announce that she was going to rehab or something.
 
2013-06-26 10:46:48 AM
Welcome to the Teeth and Tits hour!
 
2013-06-26 10:48:42 AM
www.hollywoodchaos.com
 
2013-06-26 10:49:20 AM

NuttierThanEver: Why not combine the best parts of both their shows to appeal to both fan bases?
Gentlemen I give you:
[cdn.abclocal.go.com image 481x730]
Giada's boobs covered with butter

/GENIUS!


I'd cover Giada's boobs with my butter if you know what I mean, and I think you do know what I mean.
 
2013-06-26 10:49:56 AM

NuttierThanEver: Why not combine the best parts of both their shows to appeal to both fan bases?
Gentlemen I give you:
[cdn.abclocal.go.com image 481x730]
Giada's boobs covered with butter

/GENIUS!


Careful that may not be butter.....
 
2013-06-26 10:50:32 AM
imgur.com
 
2013-06-26 10:52:32 AM
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2013-06-26 10:54:20 AM
www.eftekasat.net

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My contributions to the thread.
 
2013-06-26 10:54:39 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
bigger teeth - nicer tits

www.biography.com
Bye, y'all
 
2013-06-26 10:56:43 AM
Don't you people see that this is a good thing? It gets Paula off the TV and gives us more Giada!!

Please keep the Giada pics coming....if you know what I mean.
 
2013-06-26 10:58:21 AM

StrikitRich: Don't you people see that this is a good thing? It gets Paula off the TV and gives us more Giada!!

Please keep the Giada pics coming....if you know what I mean.


I'd come here for some Giada pics if ya know...hold on. That's a bit too straightforward. Hold on, I'll come up with something.
 
2013-06-26 11:00:06 AM
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I'd let her eat my dog if you know what I mean, and I think you do
 
2013-06-26 11:01:00 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: [fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 600x350]

I'd let her eat my dog if you know what I mean, and I think you do


DAMN IT!
 
2013-06-26 11:01:45 AM
Anyone else think she looks like Olivia Wilde?
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2013-06-26 11:03:43 AM

texdent: Anyone else think she looks like Olivia Wilde?
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Hm...I'd like a side by side comparison to be done. And to be safe, I should do it. Wouldn't wanna risk any other Farker's safety. And to be EXTRA certain, they should both be naked, to fully investigate the similarities or differences.
 
2013-06-26 11:03:46 AM
prettier lady that's more interesting to listen to, and cooks better food...

so, success?
 
2013-06-26 11:05:29 AM

PizzaJedi81: IdBeCrazyIf: [fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 600x350]

I'd let her eat my dog if you know what I mean, and I think you do

DAMN IT!


Got one better

patdollard.com

I'd let her shotgun my whip cream if you know what I mean, and I think you do
 
2013-06-26 11:06:37 AM

texdent: Anyone else think she looks like Olivia Wilde?


Hmmmm....

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2013-06-26 11:06:54 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: PizzaJedi81: IdBeCrazyIf: [fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 600x350]

I'd let her eat my dog if you know what I mean, and I think you do

DAMN IT!

Got one better

[patdollard.com image 550x350]

I'd let her shotgun my whip cream if you know what I mean, and I think you do


DAMN IT!
 
2013-06-26 11:10:33 AM
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cremedelauren.files.wordpress.com


/would hit both
 
2013-06-26 11:11:27 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: [nutgatherer.files.wordpress.com image 383x332]

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/would hit both


I'd hug her face, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do!
 
2013-06-26 11:12:13 AM

PizzaJedi81: Jim from Saint Paul: [nutgatherer.files.wordpress.com image 383x332]

[cremedelauren.files.wordpress.com image 395x300]


/would hit both

I'd hug her face, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do!


I'd implant something in her gut if you know what I mean and I think you do
 
2013-06-26 11:13:24 AM

texdent: Anyone else think she looks like Olivia Wilde?
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 183x275]


Damn you, now I'll never get anything done today.
 
2013-06-26 11:13:45 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: PizzaJedi81: Jim from Saint Paul: [nutgatherer.files.wordpress.com image 383x332]

[cremedelauren.files.wordpress.com image 395x300]


/would hit both

I'd hug her face, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do!

I'd implant something in her gut if you know what I mean and I think you do


I'd burst on her chest, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-26 11:14:43 AM

mysticcat: The Tits and Teeth show.  I like it.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Has got the tits part covered.
 
2013-06-26 11:14:43 AM
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2013-06-26 11:17:22 AM
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/you know what the double-D is for, right?
 
2013-06-26 11:44:14 AM
Giada is an incredibly beautiful woman.

I can't imagine why anybody would prefer watching Deen.
 
2013-06-26 11:57:38 AM
More comparison between Ms. DeLaurentiis and Ms. Wilde.
 
2013-06-26 11:58:57 AM
I like Giada's recipe for baked chicken tenders coated in panko and drizzled with herb infused olive oil, if you catch my drift.
 
2013-06-26 12:01:24 PM
I love this thread already.
 
2013-06-26 12:07:56 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: mysticcat: The Tits and Teeth show.  I like it.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 415x289]

Has got the tits part covered.


Yes she does, unfortunately.
 
2013-06-26 12:12:47 PM
Moooootzarella, indeed.
 
2013-06-26 12:14:40 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Moooootzarella, indeed.


I've got something white and creamy for her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-26 12:18:38 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: NuttierThanEver: Why not combine the best parts of both their shows to appeal to both fan bases?
Gentlemen I give you:
[cdn.abclocal.go.com image 481x730]
Giada's boobs covered with butter

/GENIUS!

Careful that may not be butter.....


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-26 12:28:14 PM

jaytkay: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 603x585]


I'd paddle the little man in her boat, if ya know what I mean, and I think ya do.
 
2013-06-26 12:30:35 PM
You notice they never show Giada in profile? That's because she has a nose like Gonzo.

/sharp knees, yada yada
 
2013-06-26 12:39:42 PM
There is no way anyone who looks that good can cook.

/ I have spoken.
 
2013-06-26 12:42:23 PM

The Silver Mullet: You notice they never show Giada in profile? That's because she has a nose like Gonzo.


There's a couple in her twitter media stuff.  Yes she does and I'd still bang her like a meat tenderizing mallet on veal cutlets
 
2013-06-26 12:48:13 PM

bloatboy


Why did this get a "stupid" tag? Unless it's for Deen, who can't hire decent PR people to save her career/tv show.


I think the tag is for the people who think "so obviously it's Giada's fault", as mentioned in the headline and in TFA.


"Her shows got replaced by my shows, so we have a lot of people not happy with me right now, as if I had anything to do with it," Giada told Billy Bush and Kit Hoover.
 
2013-06-26 12:51:23 PM

offacue: The Silver Mullet: You notice they never show Giada in profile? That's because she has a nose like Gonzo.

There's a couple in her twitter media stuff.  Yes she does and I'd still bang her like a meat tenderizing mallet on veal cutlets


That's what y'all consider a "gonzo nose"? She's got a reasonably sized face-rudder, I was expecting something completely hawkish from The Silver Mullet's post.
 
2013-06-26 12:56:53 PM

The Silver Mullet: You notice they never show Giada in profile? That's because she has a nose like Gonzo.


www.meninaprons.net

zomg I thought that was Jimmy Durante

/ No, I did not
 
2013-06-26 12:58:14 PM

The Silver Mullet: You notice they never show Giada in profile? That's because she has a nose like Gonzo.


i40.tinypic.com

Truly a hideous monster. I don't know how she can even be seen in public looking like this.
 
2013-06-26 12:59:34 PM
I tried to figure out what stocks would be affected by this mess and Land o Lakes is a co-op without public shares, and neither beef nor chicken is publicly traded.

I should be glad I wasn't counting on her signed books to be worth anything. She's going to swept into the corners culinary history just like Jeff Smith.
 
2013-06-26 01:00:25 PM

I sound fat: There is no way anyone who looks that good can cook.

/ I have spoken.


Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

 My wife would not let me request this song at our wedding.... that and Hey Joe.
 
2013-06-26 01:01:44 PM

The Silver Mullet: You notice they never show Giada in profile? That's because she has a nose like Gonzo.


Well, she was born in Rome after all, and the Roman nose is quite attractive to some people.

Not as attractive as her sacchetti di divertimento, to be fair but still
 
2013-06-26 01:10:40 PM

DjangoStonereaver: The Silver Mullet: You notice they never show Giada in profile? That's because she has a nose like Gonzo.

Well, she was born in Rome after all, and the Roman nose is quite attractive to some people.

Not as attractive as her sacchetti di divertimento, to be fair but still


What's the Italian word for "damn sexy gams", because she got those, too.
 
2013-06-26 01:12:02 PM

Saiga410: I sound fat: There is no way anyone who looks that good can cook.

/ I have spoken.

Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

 My wife would not let me request this song at our wedding.... that and Hey Joe.


Huh, I also requested Hey Joe be played at my (recent) wedding.

It did not get played.

/ I would fillet Giada and wear her as a masque
// no I wouldn't
/// she has a nice rack of ribs
 
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