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2013-06-26 12:22:01 AM  
It would be pretty easy to photoshop such a thing, and post it.
The rest their time would be spent back peddling.
 
2013-06-26 02:01:00 AM  

TommyymmoT: It would be pretty easy to photoshop such a thing, and post it.
The rest their time would be spent back peddling.


How do you know there aren't legit pics out there?
 
2013-06-26 02:31:54 AM  
assets.vice.com

You know, with his t-shirt tucked in, well toned physique, and jaunty little stance I'm picking up a vibe from Mr. Sign Man.
 
2013-06-26 03:34:37 AM  
"Amarillo is a very Christian place. You get a lot of people who say they're Christian, but they don't live a Christian life-they're basically hypocrites. We want people to understand what they think they do in the dark, is not in the dark. God sees everything."

Behold! The least self aware person in Texas.
 
2013-06-26 07:10:06 AM  
Wow, that is terrible. I can't imagine the shame these people feel. I mean, having to live in Amarillo?
 
2013-06-26 07:25:31 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: [assets.vice.com image 850x637]

You know, with his t-shirt tucked in, well toned physique, and jaunty little stance I'm picking up a vibe from Mr. Sign Man.


It was the pursed lips for me.
 
2013-06-26 07:35:19 AM  

deffuse: TuteTibiImperes: [assets.vice.com image 850x637]

You know, with his t-shirt tucked in, well toned physique, and jaunty little stance I'm picking up a vibe from Mr. Sign Man.

It was the pursed lips for me.


It's the way he grabs that pole for me.
 
2013-06-26 07:38:13 AM  

grokca: deffuse: TuteTibiImperes: [assets.vice.com image 850x637]

You know, with his t-shirt tucked in, well toned physique, and jaunty little stance I'm picking up a vibe from Mr. Sign Man.

It was the pursed lips for me.

It's the way he grabs that pole for me.


It's the way he cupped my balls for me.
 
2013-06-26 07:40:34 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-06-26 07:48:02 AM  
Wouldn't Jesus try to minister at those places instead of just trying to feel more superior about himself?
FFS, his girlfriend got passed around more than a joint at a Bob Marley concert.
 
2013-06-26 07:51:11 AM  

stoli n coke: Wouldn't Jesus try to minister at those places instead of just trying to feel more superior about himself?
FFS, his girlfriend got passed around more than a joint at a Bob Marley concert.


I need to read the bible better. I remember that nobody know what the f*ck she was like.
 
2013-06-26 07:53:20 AM  

stoli n coke: Wouldn't Jesus try to minister at those places instead of just trying to feel more superior about himself?
FFS, his girlfriend got passed around more than a joint at a Bob Marley concert.


If Jesus came back, the bible thumpers would be the first in line to cruxify him.
 
2013-06-26 07:53:49 AM  
They were doing this in Dallas many years ago at least for strip clubs.  It didn't stop me from going.
 
2013-06-26 07:56:49 AM  
If ever I'm in Amarillo, I'm going to start a gay porn shop with strippers for cashiers.

Right next to their church.
 
2013-06-26 07:58:08 AM  
David has previously been accused of calling the employers of people who frequent a local swingers club in an attempt to get them fired. David denies this accusation, and claims he only called a swinger's employer one time, because he was concerned that the employee might be about to drive while drunk.

Yeah, most people concerned about a potential drunk driver would call the police, not the driver's employer. But whatever, I guess the Bible didn't mention bearing false witness or anything.
 
2013-06-26 07:58:39 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: [assets.vice.com image 850x637]

You know, with his t-shirt tucked in, well toned physique, and jaunty little stance I'm picking up a vibe from Mr. Sign Man.


I read that as HOMO Stop Spinning.
 
2013-06-26 08:02:59 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-26 08:03:45 AM  

Aarontology: grokca: deffuse: TuteTibiImperes: [assets.vice.com image 850x637]

You know, with his t-shirt tucked in, well toned physique, and jaunty little stance I'm picking up a vibe from Mr. Sign Man.

It was the pursed lips for me.

It's the way he grabs that pole for me.

It's the way he cupped my balls for me.


....god I love it when a thread comes together.
 
2013-06-26 08:04:38 AM  
"Amarillo is a very Christian place. You get a lot of people who say they're Christian, but they don't live a Christian life-they're basically hypocrites. We want people to understand what they think they do in the dark, is not in the dark. God sees everything."

If that's true, then why does God need this asshole's help?
 
2013-06-26 08:06:42 AM  

log_jammin: "Amarillo is a very Christian place. You get a lot of people who say they're Christian, but they don't live a Christian life-they're basically hypocrites. We want people to understand what they think they do in the dark, is not in the dark. God sees everything."

Behold! The least self aware person in Texas.


Jesus has night vision....

...2nd or 4th generation?  I mean, when you're talking about license plates, there's a huge difference.
 
2013-06-26 08:07:13 AM  
Cool Story, Sis: the day my friends and I came out of a porn store to see a car with a bumper sticker for a local Southern Baptist Church on it.

So, those attempting to shame "sinners" should be aware: the ones they shame may be their own.
 
2013-06-26 08:09:07 AM  
When this guy gets shot in the back of the head, the trigger man will be a christian.
 
2013-06-26 08:10:00 AM  

numb3r5ev3n: Cool Story, Sis: the day my friends and I came out of a porn store to see a car with a bumper sticker for a local Southern Baptist Church on it.

So, those attempting to shame "sinners" should be aware: the ones they shame may be their own.


Somehow I think you're underestimating their concern over "friendly fire" when it comes to that sort of level of self-righteousness.
 
2013-06-26 08:10:43 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: When this guy gets shot in the back of the head throat, the trigger man will be a christian.


FTFY
 
2013-06-26 08:11:05 AM  

Close2TheEdge: "Amarillo is a very Christian place. You get a lot of people who say they're Christian, but they don't live a Christian life-they're basically hypocrites. We want people to understand what they think they do in the dark, is not in the dark. God sees everything."

If that's true, then why does God need this asshole's help?


God works in mysterious gays.
 
2013-06-26 08:13:19 AM  

Skarekrough: numb3r5ev3n: Cool Story, Sis: the day my friends and I came out of a porn store to see a car with a bumper sticker for a local Southern Baptist Church on it.

So, those attempting to shame "sinners" should be aware: the ones they shame may be their own.

Somehow I think you're underestimating their concern over "friendly fire" when it comes to that sort of level of self-righteousness.



Not until some of the deacons get caught at Slippery Sailor Night over at the Poop Deck.
 
2013-06-26 08:14:05 AM  
So, they're upset if you like men (gay bars), and they're upset if you like women (strip clubs).

Why don't you pious idiot hypocrites find something better to do with your time.
 
2013-06-26 08:14:17 AM  
Christians are just such good people, aren't they?

Seriously, America.  We have zoos.  We have lions in those zoos.  Let's make this happen.
 
2013-06-26 08:15:08 AM  
Seems like a great way to get your head caved in, but hey, whatever, go for it!
 
2013-06-26 08:15:24 AM  
This all reminds me of the time that the pastor of a little hyperconservative fundie church in my hometown got arrested on prostitution charges down in Des Moines.  Not for attempting to purchase the fine services of the DSM talent, no.  For offering his own.  He was wearing a short tight black leather miniskirt and and long blonde wig at the time.
 
2013-06-26 08:16:08 AM  
It's the brainchild of Pastor David Grisham, who you may remember as the guy who tried (and failed) to burn a Qur'an a couple of years ago

Ugh. I hope Westboro Church type hate trolling doesn't become a "thing."

Sadly, I could see that sort of approach, combined with increasing incidents of Christian terrorism (Wendy Davis' office was firebombed last night) being considered a viable strategy as larger numbers of fundies realize their days of being able to get elected are numbered-- and decreasing.

How long before roving gangs of self-appointed "morality police" begin beating or throwing acid on women who work in strip clubs?

All for the love and forgiveness of Christ, of course.
 
2013-06-26 08:16:08 AM  
So why not lead by example, Preacher Man? Sounds like a perfect candidate for Google Glass! Let everyone see what you're doing at all times!
 
2013-06-26 08:16:13 AM  
How do the cars get past the bouncer?
 
2013-06-26 08:18:30 AM  

Snatch Bandergrip: So, they're upset if you like men (gay bars), and they're upset if you like women (strip clubs).

Why don't you pious idiot hypocrites find something better to do with your time.


Difficulty: Amarillo.
 
2013-06-26 08:18:59 AM  
These folks seem a little obsessed if you ask me.
 
2013-06-26 08:20:03 AM  

Xanadone: This all reminds me of the time that the pastor of a little hyperconservative fundie church in my hometown got arrested on prostitution charges down in Des Moines.  Not for attempting to purchase the fine services of the DSM talent, no.  For offering his own.  He was wearing a short tight black leather miniskirt and and long blonde wig at the time.


Murricans  17:76  "and so the lord spoketh, "thou art perfect, it is thine brother and sisters who are sinners, and thou must harass them"
 
2013-06-26 08:20:37 AM  

stoli n coke: Skarekrough: numb3r5ev3n: Cool Story, Sis: the day my friends and I came out of a porn store to see a car with a bumper sticker for a local Southern Baptist Church on it.

So, those attempting to shame "sinners" should be aware: the ones they shame may be their own.

Somehow I think you're underestimating their concern over "friendly fire" when it comes to that sort of level of self-righteousness.


Not until some of the deacons get caught at Slippery Sailor Night over at the Poop Deck.


Why did "El Bimbo" play in my head right after I read that?
 
2013-06-26 08:22:51 AM  
One can only hope that an intrepid photographer is on the scene when Pastor Grisham -- after telling his wife he's "off to my Men's Christian Fellowship Prayer Weekend" -- is photographed at Master Rod's Dungeon getting quadruple-teamed by the surviving members of "Menudo" while a shaved albino midget shoves a Commercial Size bottle of Zesty Italian Dressing up Grisham's ass so far the resulting tears smear the grease-painted words "HUMAN URINAL" on his cheeks.
 
2013-06-26 08:26:09 AM  

log_jammin: "Amarillo is a very Christian place. You get a lot of people who say they're Christian, but they don't live a Christian life-they're basically hypocrites. We want people to understand what they think they do in the dark, is not in the dark. God sees everything."

Behold! The least self aware person in Texas.


And that is quite an achievement.
 
2013-06-26 08:27:49 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One can only hope that an intrepid photographer is on the scene when Pastor Grisham -- after telling his wife he's "off to my Men's Christian Fellowship Prayer Weekend" -- is photographed at Master Rod's Dungeon getting quadruple-teamed by the surviving members of "Menudo" while a shaved albino midget shoves a Commercial Size bottle of Zesty Italian Dressing up Grisham's ass so far the resulting tears smear the grease-painted words "HUMAN URINAL" on his cheeks.

 We should totally hang out sometime.  I like the way you think.
 
2013-06-26 08:30:18 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One can only hope that an intrepid photographer is on the scene when Pastor Grisham -- after telling his wife he's "off to my Men's Christian Fellowship Prayer Weekend" -- is photographed at Master Rod's Dungeon getting quadruple-teamed by the surviving members of "Menudo" while a shaved albino midget shoves a Commercial Size bottle of Zesty Italian Dressing up Grisham's ass so far the resulting tears smear the grease-painted words "HUMAN URINAL" on his cheeks.


Oh. That's what I had for dinner.
 
2013-06-26 08:33:55 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One can only hope that an intrepid photographer is on the scene when Pastor Grisham -- after telling his wife he's "off to my Men's Christian Fellowship Prayer Weekend" -- is photographed at Master Rod's Dungeon getting quadruple-teamed by the surviving members of "Menudo" while a shaved albino midget shoves a Commercial Size bottle of Zesty Italian Dressing up Grisham's ass so far the resulting tears smear the grease-painted words "HUMAN URINAL" on his cheeks.


Well, that's one way for it to happen. In my version these details are a little more PG13, and the results are the same.
 
2013-06-26 08:34:55 AM  
Why is it any of their business?
 
2013-06-26 08:36:19 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One can only hope that an intrepid photographer is on the scene when Pastor Grisham -- after telling his wife he's "off to my Men's Christian Fellowship Prayer Weekend" -- is photographed at Master Rod's Dungeon getting quadruple-teamed by the surviving members of "Menudo" while a shaved albino midget shoves a Commercial Size bottle of Zesty Italian Dressing up Grisham's ass so far the resulting tears smear the grease-painted words "HUMAN URINAL" on his cheeks.


That's a disturbingly specific image.
 
2013-06-26 08:38:34 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One can only hope that an intrepid photographer is on the scene when Pastor Grisham -- after telling his wife he's "off to my Men's Christian Fellowship Prayer Weekend" -- is photographed at Master Rod's Dungeon getting quadruple-teamed by the surviving members of "Menudo" while a shaved albino midget shoves a Commercial Size bottle of Zesty Italian Dressing up Grisham's ass so far the resulting tears smear the grease-painted words "HUMAN URINAL" on his cheeks.


Don't stop now....i'm almost there!
 
2013-06-26 08:42:22 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Why is it any of their business?


Because judging other people is fun. It means you're superior to them.

That's the entire purpose of these social clubs. You strive to fit in with the small group you're with, and to do so, you judge everyone else into a pecking order. It works the same way as high school.
 
2013-06-26 08:44:28 AM  

grokca: deffuse: TuteTibiImperes: [assets.vice.com image 850x637]

You know, with his t-shirt tucked in, well toned physique, and jaunty little stance I'm picking up a vibe from Mr. Sign Man.

It was the pursed lips for me.

It's the way he grabs that pole for me.


it was the ball tickler on his chin that gave him away
 
2013-06-26 08:44:31 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Why is it any of their business?


None.  But because they have turned their religion into a justification for intolerance rather than a source of spiritual strength, they find it unfulfilling and empty, much like their souls.  So, they try to keep everyone else from having fun, and force us to live by their set of rules (which is all they can comprehend of their religion).
 
2013-06-26 08:45:58 AM  
it's like the busybody olympics.
 
2013-06-26 08:47:28 AM  
The gay people should start staging gay nights at straight, good ol' boy bars in retaliation. "We'll we were cool and all hanging out by ourselves, but if you want us to integrate that badly..."
 
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