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(Mirror.co.uk)   British postal worker enjoys leaving a wee special delivery on couple's doorstep   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 23
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8218 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jun 2013 at 12:54 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-26 12:56:30 AM  
@Royal Mail postman: Urine sane.
 
2013-06-26 01:00:31 AM  
Did it look something like this?
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2013-06-26 01:01:15 AM  
Just when you thought they had every weapon in here
media.moddb.com
 
2013-06-26 01:01:25 AM  
If your job requires you to be out to the same people's house all the time and not near a bathroom, you're going to pee in the same people's yard a lot.

But on the front stoop is not cool.
 
2013-06-26 01:03:07 AM  
He really put the P in the P.O. Box.
 
2013-06-26 01:07:14 AM  
This is the Royal Mail, they deliver in the Queen's name and there he was having a wee on my front step.

Man up, Ringo. It's just a little piss.
 
2013-06-26 01:15:48 AM  
I know that guy.  He was the only foreigner in our school in Delaware, so we called him "Euro-Nate."

Glad to see he lived up to the name.
 
2013-06-26 02:05:33 AM  
The royal mail isn't going to be royal for long.  It's being privitized.
 
2013-06-26 02:21:08 AM  
I used to live directly across the street from the Scottish Storytelling Centre in Edinburgh. Every single night, without fail, at least one person will pish in the dark corner next to John Knox's house. Even in winter.
 
2013-06-26 02:25:41 AM  
At least their address isn't #2
 
2013-06-26 03:24:28 AM  
Disgusted Luke, of Exeter, Devon, said: "For months my partner and I have been having to walk through urine.

Seriously who names their kid "Discusted" ? What kind of farked up family do you have to come from to get a name like that?
 
2013-06-26 04:24:14 AM  
His pals call him "Wee Willie Winkie".
 
2013-06-26 04:55:51 AM  
Please Mr. Postman look and pee,
 
2013-06-26 05:30:30 AM  

FabulousFreep: Disgusted Luke, of Exeter, Devon, said: "For months my partner and I have been having to walk through urine.

Seriously who names their kid "Discusted" ? What kind of farked up family do you have to come from to get a name like that?


It's a very popular name in Tunbridge Wells.
 
2013-06-26 06:16:12 AM  
Urine trouble, Postie
 
2013-06-26 06:19:32 AM  
I witnessed a garbage collector with a weird face urinating on my parents' garage and called the sanitation dept to complain. I was very surprised when an elected official returned my call and told me flat-out "he has Down's syndrome". I was so flummoxed I was just like uh... okay. Click.

I'm still not sure what I should have done. He pissed in the corner by the compost pile, and I'm pretty sure he was hidden from every possible vantage point except from the second floor window I happened to be looking out of at 6am. Plus, he has Down's syndrome. At least he has a job, right?
 
2013-06-26 06:49:24 AM  
This just in: Idiot has never heard of hidden cameras, surprised his actions got him into trouble.
 
2013-06-26 07:03:26 AM  
Oh, so THAT'S what became of Piss Aaron.

/they always caught him pissing in the hall.
 
2013-06-26 07:35:45 AM  
did they use the IT Crowd gang to catch him?

b.vimeocdn.com
 
2013-06-26 08:17:49 AM  
Doorstep? Is it connected to Garage?
 
2013-06-26 09:14:51 AM  
'Going Postal' sure doesn't have the same fatality rate when your gun is a water pistol... or is it too soon to politicise this?
 
2013-06-26 11:30:32 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Just when you thought they had every weapon in here


I guess he preferred Postal 2.
 
2013-06-27 12:58:16 AM  
Lucky it wasn't UPS.

What can Brown do for you?
 
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