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(People Magazine)   After just one year of marriage, Jodie Sweetin shuffles off this Morty Coyle   (people.com) divider line 74
    More: Sad, Jodie Sweetin, legal separation, Los Angeles Superior Court, Full House, shuffle  
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2013-06-26 12:58:16 AM  
How rude.
 
2013-06-26 01:11:16 AM  
I always figured it'll end in tears.
 
2013-06-26 02:21:19 AM  
Boobs
 
2013-06-26 02:35:43 AM  
Divorced 3 times by the age of 31? Either way you slice that, it's her fault.
 
2013-06-26 02:48:09 AM  
Subby, you are bad and should feel bad.

Not quite to that point where it's so bad it's good.  It lacks polish.

Jodie Sweetin shuffled off her morty coyle.
 
2013-06-26 02:52:03 AM  

TwistedFark: Divorced 3 times by the age of 31? Either way you slice that, it's her fault.


Meth is a helluva drug.
 
2013-06-26 02:59:36 AM  
She must be completely forking nuts. That said, I'd still kimmy her gibbler.
 
2013-06-26 03:10:58 AM  
A divorce can be extremely stressful. I know she had a wicked drug problem in the past. Hopefully she can maintain her sobriety through this.
 
2013-06-26 03:17:17 AM  
Wait, she divorced the guy with the neck tattoos too? I can't believe it!
 
2013-06-26 03:25:17 AM  
I wouldn't mind being ex numero four as long as I got to motorboat those wholesome twins. She could even have full custody of my 1983 Gremlin.
 
2013-06-26 03:27:35 AM  
This is why you don't marry a meth whore.
 
2013-06-26 03:28:57 AM  

omeganuepsilon: Subby, you are bad and should feel bad.

Not quite to that point where it's so bad it's good.  It lacks polish.

Jodie Sweetin shuffled off her morty coyle.


Behind every successful author is a great editor.
 
2013-06-26 03:34:51 AM  

TwistedFark: Divorced 3 times by the age of 31? Either way you slice that, it's her fault.


Motherfarking THIS.

Reminds me of Jennifer Aniston: she's hot as fark, but she's drove away so many men that you know she's gotta be either insane or a complete coont.
 
2013-06-26 04:08:45 AM  
The actress is seeking custody of their Beatrix, as well as ownership of their 2000 Toyota Avalon.

Dang, Jodie, you spent so much money in meth to the point that owning a 2000 Toyota Avalon is one of the important parts of your life? :(

I mean, I don't care for cars and it's awesome if you don't think too much of material possessions like most Hollywood starlets out there, so kudos if this is a personal decision and not the work of near bankruptcy.
 
2013-06-26 04:13:30 AM  
Also, should be posted in every Sweetin thread:

2.bp.blogspot.comi.imgur.com
cdn04.cdn.justjared.comi.imgur.com
 
2013-06-26 04:14:46 AM  
bhanks.encblogs.comfarm4.static.flickr.com
 
2013-06-26 04:33:17 AM  

rocky_howard: The actress is seeking custody of their Beatrix, as well as ownership of their 2000 Toyota Avalon.

Dang, Jodie, you spent so much money in meth to the point that owning a 2000 Toyota Avalon is one of the important parts of your life? :(

I mean, I don't care for cars and it's awesome if you don't think too much of material possessions like most Hollywood starlets out there, so kudos if this is a personal decision and not the work of near bankruptcy.



Hey, she did awful things with Saget to pay for that Corolla. Leave the little meth head alone.
 
2013-06-26 04:51:18 AM  
Why is this coont still relavent enough for a fark headline? Full house ended how long ago?
 
2013-06-26 05:21:53 AM  

Easybutton: Why is this coont still relavent enough for a fark headline? Full house ended how long ago?


Not a fan of spectacular breasts I see, or maybe you missed the display above.
 
2013-06-26 05:22:39 AM  

Easybutton: Why is this coont still relavent enough for a fark headline? Full house ended how long ago?


Because boobies.

And also, as she's generally down on her luck, there's a vague hope that a lonely Farker could get with her.
 
2013-06-26 05:23:47 AM  
I don't think I could love a meth addict. She would always love meth more than she loved me, and I don't want to be in a relationship where I'm playing second fiddle to anything.

Jodie, if you're clean and sober, I am ready, but don't be coming over if you're still under meth's spell.
 
2013-06-26 05:25:05 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I don't think I could love a meth addict. She would always love meth more than she loved me, and I don't want to be in a relationship where I'm playing second fiddle to anything.

Jodie, if you're clean and sober, I am ready, but don't be coming over if you're still under meth's spell.


Also why you should avoid a single mom, despite the dent and damaged bargains.
 
2013-06-26 05:38:51 AM  
And we're laughing at North West? With a name like Morty Coyle, he was doomed to a Fark headline.
 
2013-06-26 06:05:00 AM  

TwistedFark: Divorced 3 times by the age of 31? Either way you slice that, it's her fault.


"The actress is seeking custody of their 2½-year-old daughter Beatrix, as well as ownership of their 2000 Toyota Avalon."

If your wife is after the 2000 Toyota Avalon as her divorce settlement, you have not provided enough to keep ANY woman.
 
2013-06-26 06:05:05 AM  
She looks great for a 31 year old mom.

I guaranfarkingtee that she looks better than any 31 year old single mom within 500 miles of my rust belt shiathole of a city.
 
2013-06-26 06:26:24 AM  
Jodie Sweetin Herpin Holguin Coyle,
Jodie Sweetin Herpin Holguin Coyle,
Jodie Sweetin Herpin Holguin Coyle.
Just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it.
 
2013-06-26 06:48:43 AM  
Damn! Look at them titties!
 
2013-06-26 06:52:44 AM  
So you're saying I have a chance
 
2013-06-26 07:11:18 AM  
Who?
 
2013-06-26 07:25:13 AM  
Who gets possession of those enormous fake jugs she bought ?

/ Don't care - would still get on.
 
2013-06-26 07:58:54 AM  
FTA:The actress is seeking [...] ownership of their 2000 Toyota Avalon.

Downside: Tired old car and relapse potential.
Upside: Jodie's Sweetins are back on the market.
Bonus upside: I drive a nicer car than Jodie Sweetin.
 
2013-06-26 08:23:58 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Here's looking at you, tits.


 
2013-06-26 08:32:05 AM  

Easybutton: Why is this coont still relavent enough for a fark headline? Full house ended how long ago?


i44.tinypic.com

i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-26 08:39:05 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-26 08:46:30 AM  
I'd hit it and refuse to play daddy to her crotchfruit while she angrily facebooks about how there's no good men left.
 
2013-06-26 09:01:07 AM  
She probably DIDN'T suffle him off, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Meanwhile, I'd fill her house, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/two in one post, yay!
 
2013-06-26 09:11:42 AM  

PizzaJedi81: She probably DIDN'T suffle him off, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Meanwhile, I'd fill her house, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/two in one post, yay!


Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more!
 
2013-06-26 09:11:57 AM  
She looks like a Dr Seuss character.
 
2013-06-26 09:16:03 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: She looks like a Dr Seuss character.


I would, I could in a house...
 
2013-06-26 09:16:22 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: She looks like a Dr Seuss character.


Mitzy Tittzy?
 
2013-06-26 09:17:21 AM  
I'd stick it in her pooper
 
2013-06-26 09:32:41 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Quantum Apostrophe: She looks like a Dr Seuss character.

I would, I could in a house...


Oh for sure, I'm not saying it's a bad thing, I mean I have a Smurf's penis after all.
 
2013-06-26 09:34:35 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I don't think I could love a meth addict. She would always love meth more than she loved me, and I don't want to be in a relationship where I'm playing second fiddle to anything.

Jodie, if you're clean and sober, I am ready, but don't be coming over if you're still under meth's spell.


You're missing the up side, meth addicts will do anything for meth

anything

any....thing

Now couple that with dem titties and think about the possibilities.
 
2013-06-26 09:36:09 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: PizzaJedi81: Quantum Apostrophe: She looks like a Dr Seuss character.

I would, I could in a house...

Oh for sure, I'm not saying it's a bad thing, I mean I have a Smurf's penis after all.


That's funny, because I have a penis shaped exactly like a Smurf.
 
2013-06-26 10:12:04 AM  
Sad? I don't know about that... she's back on the market, hittable, and probably not out of most Farkers' league.
 
2013-06-26 10:20:15 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I always figured it'll end in tears.


you mean a hug right?
 
2013-06-26 11:27:14 AM  
Is sad tag for the ex?
 
2013-06-26 11:29:02 AM  

LesserEvil: Sad? I don't know about that... she's back on the market, hittable, and probably not out of most Farkers' league.


She's fighting him for a 13 year old Avalon?  I think you are probably right...
 
2013-06-26 11:37:48 AM  

Girion47: I'd hit it and refuse to play daddy to her crotchfruit while she angrily facebooks about how there's no good men left.


I like when other Farkers post what I'm thinking already
 
2013-06-26 11:55:16 AM  
In the article I read a few days ago also said she wanted to split the $200 balance on their Kohl's credit card.
 
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