TwistedFark: Divorced 3 times by the age of 31? Either way you slice that, it's her fault.
omeganuepsilon: Subby, you are bad and should feel bad.Not quite to that point where it's so bad it's good. It lacks polish.Jodie Sweetin shuffled off her morty coyle.
rocky_howard: The actress is seeking custody of their Beatrix, as well as ownership of their 2000 Toyota Avalon.Dang, Jodie, you spent so much money in meth to the point that owning a 2000 Toyota Avalon is one of the important parts of your life? :(I mean, I don't care for cars and it's awesome if you don't think too much of material possessions like most Hollywood starlets out there, so kudos if this is a personal decision and not the work of near bankruptcy.
Easybutton: Why is this coont still relavent enough for a fark headline? Full house ended how long ago?
AverageAmericanGuy: I don't think I could love a meth addict. She would always love meth more than she loved me, and I don't want to be in a relationship where I'm playing second fiddle to anything.Jodie, if you're clean and sober, I am ready, but don't be coming over if you're still under meth's spell.
Here's looking at you, tits.
PizzaJedi81: She probably DIDN'T suffle him off, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.Meanwhile, I'd fill her house, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do./two in one post, yay!
Quantum Apostrophe: She looks like a Dr Seuss character.
PizzaJedi81: Quantum Apostrophe: She looks like a Dr Seuss character.I would, I could in a house...
Quantum Apostrophe: PizzaJedi81: Quantum Apostrophe: She looks like a Dr Seuss character.I would, I could in a house...Oh for sure, I'm not saying it's a bad thing, I mean I have a Smurf's penis after all.
FirstNationalBastard: I always figured it'll end in tears.
LesserEvil: Sad? I don't know about that... she's back on the market, hittable, and probably not out of most Farkers' league.
Girion47: I'd hit it and refuse to play daddy to her crotchfruit while she angrily facebooks about how there's no good men left.
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