Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Orlando Sentinel)   Good news: Your state is well on its way to breaking a record. Bad news: It's for most children killed because their parents left them in a hot car   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Richard Schwamm, San Francisco State University, child deaths  
•       •       •

2678 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jun 2013 at 5:11 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

51 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

2013-06-27 08:34:52 AM  

namegoeshere: Better yet, put it on top of the baby.

I actually did used to do something a lot like that. I worked very early hours when my first kid was a baby and so I'd pick her up at day care and put my wallet and house keys and so forth in a little pouch that was attached to the car seat, knowing that I couldn't get into the house unless I also remembered the baby.

The trick with babies is to use the few lucid moments a parent has to anticipate the inevitable stupid moments. My wife looked at me like I was insane the first time I made the bed with multiple alternating layers of mattress pads and sheets - until the first time my daughter puked in her crib at 2:00am. Peel off the nasty sheet and pad - tada! Instead of trying to walk around keeping a baby calm at two in the morning, there's already a fresh bed, a baby gone back to sleep, and two parents figuring 'what the hell, we're awake, the kid's sexytime, yes?'
Displayed 1 of 51 comments

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.