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2013-06-25 08:21:58 PM
Thief allegedly stole wallet - leaving behind his birth certificate and a letter from his mother  www.inflexwetrust.com
 
2013-06-25 09:57:13 PM
I know, Ill commit a robbery and leave my worst enemy's birth certificate behind.

Cops are sure to get fooled.
 
2013-06-26 04:21:46 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
/oblig
 
2013-06-26 04:32:14 AM
Dear Zachary,

Don't forget to not take your birth certificate the next time you rob someone.

Love,
Mom

P.S. Don't take this letter either.
 
2013-06-26 04:46:50 AM
Ah... The fringe benefits of requiring ID to vote....
 
2013-06-26 05:02:06 AM
And people say Prove your Citizenship laws are onerous because not everybody can produce a birth certificate!  Hell, those things are blowing around in the wind.
 
2013-06-26 05:17:29 AM
Officers...poke with a woman who said a man had followed her into the yard and then snatched her wallet, which contained her ID, Charlie Card, and $40 in cash

i.ebayimg.com
What a Charlie Card might look like.
 
2013-06-26 05:28:27 AM
Did you check the place you committed your last robbery?

The 7-Eleven in Nairobi?

www.wpbf.com
 
2013-06-26 05:49:30 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Officers...poke with a woman who said a man had followed her into the yard and then snatched her wallet, which contained her ID, Charlie Card, and $40 in cash

[i.ebayimg.com image 300x194]
What a Charlie Card might look like.


Probably a transit pass...you know "did he ever return, etc, etc"
 
2013-06-26 06:03:12 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: AverageAmericanGuy: Officers...poke with a woman who said a man had followed her into the yard and then snatched her wallet, which contained her ID, Charlie Card, and $40 in cash

[i.ebayimg.com image 300x194]
What a Charlie Card might look like.

Probably a transit pass...you know "did he ever return, etc, etc"


Yep, it's a transit pass. I have no clue what you were referencing though.
 
2013-06-26 07:32:39 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Officers...poke with a woman who said a man had followed her into the yard and then snatched her wallet, which contained her ID, Charlie Card, and $40 in cash


What a Charlie Card might look like.


I'm heinously curious about this image.

I meant to type genuinely instead of heinously, but the auto-correct was funnier.
 
2013-06-26 07:33:20 AM
Also, obvious frame-job.
 
2013-06-26 07:36:02 AM

mike_d85: Day_Old_Dutchie: AverageAmericanGuy: Officers...poke with a woman who said a man had followed her into the yard and then snatched her wallet, which contained her ID, Charlie Card, and $40 in cash

[i.ebayimg.com image 300x194]
What a Charlie Card might look like.

Probably a transit pass...you know "did he ever return, etc, etc"

Yep, it's a transit pass. I have no clue what you were referencing though.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VMSGrY-IlU">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=3VMSGrY-IlU

/not a rickroll
 
2013-06-26 07:49:06 AM
Prison is for stupid criminals. Euthanasia should be too.
 
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