If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail)   Study concludes the shape of a woman's head may predict the length of her relationships. (Findings to the left, tasteless jokes to the right)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 101
    More: Interesting, Glasgow University, British Journal of Psychology, CTV News, wasps, Paula Deen  
•       •       •

10039 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2013 at 11:40 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



101 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-06-25 07:09:34 PM
I'm guessing the research came directly from the university's Phrenology research department.
 
2013-06-25 08:02:49 PM
Well, the flat-headed type does give you a place to put your beer but the chances of meeting one who is also a nymphomaniac who loves to do housework...slim, mighty slim.
 
2013-06-25 08:11:28 PM

NFA: I'm guessing the research came directly from the university's Phrenology research department.


Done in one.  That was perfect.
 
2013-06-25 08:16:36 PM
As reported in CTV News, men are subconsciously driven towards less attractive women because - as has been found in previous studies - they are less likely to be unfaithful.
'If his partner cheats on him, a man risks raising a child which is not his own,' explained study authors Anthony Little from the University of Stirling and Benedict Jones from the University of Glasgow, in the British Journal of Psychology.


Also, this entire project was covered by a rap song 25 years ago.
 
2013-06-25 08:17:27 PM
It's not the shape of the head so much as the length of the tongue.
 
2013-06-25 08:48:44 PM
If my girl has an incorrectly shaped head, can I send her to a retrophrenologist and get it adjusted.

/nod to terry pratchett
 
2013-06-25 08:55:11 PM
More: Interesting, Glasgow University, British Journal of Psychology, CTV News, wasps, Paula Deen

What the hell does this have to do with wasps and Paula Deen?

WTF
 
2013-06-25 08:58:16 PM
So, Sarah Jessica Parker's relationships last a LOOOONG time.
 
2013-06-25 09:11:21 PM

jehovahs witness protection: So, Sarah Jessica Parker's relationships last a LOOOONG time.


neigh
 
2013-06-25 09:20:20 PM

NFA: I'm guessing the research came directly from the university's Phrenology research department.


i636.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-25 09:24:49 PM
www.toddalcott.com

Hmm...
 
2013-06-25 09:46:15 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-25 09:52:09 PM
My ex gf had a head shaped like a slut, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-06-25 10:06:49 PM

phlegmmo: More: Interesting, Glasgow University, British Journal of Psychology, CTV News, wasps, Paula Deen

What the hell does this have to do with wasps and Paula Deen?

WTF


Welcome to Fark. Glad you've started noticing things.
 
2013-06-25 10:23:33 PM

jaylectricity: phlegmmo: More: Interesting, Glasgow University, British Journal of Psychology, CTV News, wasps, Paula Deen

What the hell does this have to do with wasps and Paula Deen?

WTF

Welcome to Fark. Glad you've started noticing things.


What an odd thing to say.
 
2013-06-25 10:54:51 PM

phlegmmo: jaylectricity: phlegmmo: More: Interesting, Glasgow University, British Journal of Psychology, CTV News, wasps, Paula Deen

What the hell does this have to do with wasps and Paula Deen?

WTF

Welcome to Fark. Glad you've started noticing things.

What an odd thing to say.


You're really batting 1.000 now. Look at all the threads. Lots them have seemingly bizarre tags on them.
 
2013-06-25 11:04:06 PM

jaylectricity: phlegmmo: jaylectricity: phlegmmo: More: Interesting, Glasgow University, British Journal of Psychology, CTV News, wasps, Paula Deen

What the hell does this have to do with wasps and Paula Deen?

WTF

Welcome to Fark. Glad you've started noticing things.

What an odd thing to say.

You're really batting 1.000 now. Look at all the threads. Lots them have seemingly bizarre tags on them.


I know it's nothing new.  I'm just sometimes amazed at what comes up.  No biggie.
 
2013-06-25 11:42:36 PM
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife?
 
2013-06-25 11:44:04 PM
Study concludes the shape of a amount that a woman's gives head may predict the length of her relationships.

FTFRs
 
2013-06-25 11:44:05 PM
I recently sewed additional elastic into my housemate's "one size fits all" head bands because she has a bigass head, so I am getting a kick out of these replies...
 
2013-06-25 11:44:07 PM
It's the more rectangular headed women who are sluts, right?
 
2013-06-25 11:44:22 PM
I could use a little head once in a while. Who doesn't?
 
2013-06-25 11:47:29 PM
I think the skill and enthusiasm of the head matter more than the shape.
 
2013-06-25 11:48:11 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-25 11:53:17 PM

NFA: I'm guessing the research came directly from the university's Phrenology research department.


Who could forget such a monstrous visage? She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal.
 
2013-06-25 11:54:07 PM
www.classicalvalues.com
 
2013-06-25 11:54:10 PM
What shapes show a tendency towards crazy?
I say shapes, because I am assuming there are more than one, many more.
 
2013-06-25 11:54:25 PM
Oops, ate my image.

i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-25 11:54:34 PM
I love how they illustrate this with pictures of just random hot chicks with no apparent pattern or logical connection to the story. One of them has short hair is she supposed to be the butch one?

Also the science is just pathetic. So men thought less attractive women were more like 'wives' and more attractive women were more attractive for sexy times? Wow. That's just so deep man. I bet we could extrapolate this into a completely made-up paper and get it published! Not like there could be a huge number of alternative explanations for the results or anything?
 
2013-06-25 11:55:36 PM
i141.photobucket.com
Wanted for...er...um...interrogation
 
2013-06-25 11:56:17 PM
Let's get this show on the road.
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-25 11:57:47 PM
I thought it was more the shape of her knees that determined her success in life.
 
2013-06-25 11:59:16 PM

RodneyToady: Also, this entire project was covered by a rap song 25 years ago.



This song is better, and older... possibly uglier to
 
2013-06-26 12:00:00 AM

RodneyToady: NFA: I'm guessing the research came directly from the university's Phrenology research department.

Done in one.  That was perfect.


I dunno, Barfmaker may not have been the fastest with the mostest, but I know he posted what I was racing to make a joke about. Solid one two punch for the thread, I think.
 
2013-06-26 12:01:10 AM
lindsaysusla.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-26 12:04:12 AM

phlegmmo: jaylectricity: phlegmmo: jaylectricity: phlegmmo: More: Interesting, Glasgow University, British Journal of Psychology, CTV News, wasps, Paula Deen

What the hell does this have to do with wasps and Paula Deen?

WTF

Welcome to Fark. Glad you've started noticing things.

What an odd thing to say.

You're really batting 1.000 now. Look at all the threads. Lots them have seemingly bizarre tags on them.

I know it's nothing new.  I'm just sometimes amazed at what comes up.  No biggie.


Since the tags first appeared, I've been mystified. I assume they are selected as part of some "as if by an occult hand" level of humor that only mods are privy to. Then again, I've only tasted totalfark, not ultrafark, so perhaps you are initiated into the arcane process there. I assume it involves whiskey.
 
2013-06-26 12:07:07 AM

Barfmaker: Well, the flat-headed type does give you a place to put your beer but the chances of meeting one who is also a nymphomaniac who loves to do housework...slim, mighty slim.


Came for the "flat" comments. Glad to see it's all under control.
 
2013-06-26 12:07:13 AM
cdn-channels.netscape.com

0.tqn.com

www.firstclassfashionista.com
 
2013-06-26 12:07:37 AM

Fano: Since the tags first appeared, I've been mystified. I assume they are selected as part of some "as if by an occult hand" level of humor that only mods are privy to. Then again, I've only tasted totalfark, not ultrafark, so perhaps you are initiated into the arcane process there. I assume it involves whiskey.


Maybe a dartboard.
 
2013-06-26 12:09:43 AM
More nonsense from the Daily Fail.
 
2013-06-26 12:10:37 AM

Hoopy Frood: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife?


Boy, did I take a wrong turn.
 
2013-06-26 12:11:15 AM
I've known a few guys who date women who are below their league because attractive women make them feel insecure.  It's like they subconsciously feel "If I ask out a woman like that, she'll just end up dumping me later on for a guy who's richer and more handsome than I am."

Ironically, attractive women are often dateless because guys are too scared to ask them out.  I remember hearing a story once about a gorgeous supermodel who got married to some average-looking comedian, and when a reporter asked her why she was with him she replied with "He was the only guy brave enough to ask me out."
 
2013-06-26 12:12:38 AM
I'm not sure about shape, but if there is a tattoo that says " Don't pull on my ears, I know what I'm doing", you just know there's good head ahead.
 
2013-06-26 12:12:47 AM
If by "shape of" you mean "her ability to give it", then this article may have a point.
 
2013-06-26 12:33:34 AM
cdn.hark.com It's okay, just admiring the shape of your skull.
 
2013-06-26 12:36:53 AM
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

cdn1.hark.com
 
2013-06-26 12:39:04 AM

darkjezter: I've known a few guys who date women who are below their league because attractive women make them feel insecure.  It's like they subconsciously feel "If I ask out a woman like that, she'll just end up dumping me later on for a guy who's richer and more handsome than I am."

Ironically, attractive women are often dateless because guys are too scared to ask them out.  I remember hearing a story once about a gorgeous supermodel who got married to some average-looking comedian, and when a reporter asked her why she was with him she replied with "He was the only guy brave enough to ask me out."


starsjournal.com

?
 
2013-06-26 12:41:51 AM
Well, she's got nice ears, but they're beside the point.
 
2013-06-26 12:42:21 AM
web-images.chacha.com

Monsieur Candy approves of these findings.
 
2013-06-26 12:43:15 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
Displayed 50 of 101 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report