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(KTVB Boise)   Baaaaaad men kidnap little girl's goats she was going to show for 4H   (ktvb.com) divider line 48
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2013-06-25 05:19:49 PM
Was it Billy The Kid?
 
2013-06-25 05:21:00 PM
Men gotta stare at something.
 
2013-06-25 05:21:38 PM
What's the push back?
 
2013-06-25 05:23:04 PM
That's just mean, Porter
 
2013-06-25 05:23:22 PM
And they were DEEEELICIOUS!

newyork.seriouseats.com
 
2013-06-25 05:24:25 PM
Blowback.

/My Pet Goat
 
2013-06-25 05:27:24 PM
He's not a baaaad man. He was just kidding around.
 
2013-06-25 05:28:06 PM
I bet that guy really got her goat.
 
2013-06-25 05:29:42 PM
There's nothing to stop you trolling, now.
 
2013-06-25 05:30:03 PM
I see what ewe did there.
 
2013-06-25 05:31:02 PM
Probably one of those militant vegans from the other animal threads.
 
2013-06-25 05:31:46 PM
p2.trrsf.com

Stories like this never end well.
 
2013-06-25 05:32:23 PM
While we're reading about goats, SCOTUS is making it harder to vote.
C'mon sheeple!
 
2013-06-25 05:33:57 PM

bearded clamorer: [p2.trrsf.com image 619x464]

Stories like this never end well.


You have to handle the situation with kid gloves.
 
2013-06-25 05:34:36 PM

tuna fingers: While we're reading about goats, SCOTUS is making it harder to vote.
C'mon sheeple!


i was under the impression that SCOTUS was making it easier for states to make it harder to vote.

/I'll take a good goat thread over a SCOTUS thread any day.
 
2013-06-25 05:35:54 PM
To be fair, if it was worth stealing that means she probably raised a pretty good goat.  She should get a ribbon anyway.
 
2013-06-25 05:36:14 PM
i43.tinypic.com
If only the goats had been armed ...
 
2013-06-25 05:39:34 PM
One of the suspects?
www.jonathanrosenbaum.com
 
2013-06-25 05:54:43 PM
I think we've already reached the cap re: corny jokes.
 
2013-06-25 06:09:26 PM
The real news is that 4H club still exists.
 
2013-06-25 06:09:52 PM
Three billy goats.  That's gruff.
 
2013-06-25 06:12:11 PM

Maud Dib: And they were DEEEELICIOUS!

[newyork.seriouseats.com image 500x272]


Yup totally this.
 
2013-06-25 06:15:08 PM
Was it Hot?
 
2013-06-25 06:17:58 PM
Welcome to real life kid.  It sucks.

As the police would tell you if these were dogs - just buy some more.
 
2013-06-25 06:19:57 PM

berylman: The real news is that 4H club still exists.


It's only news to dumbass city slickers
 
2013-06-25 06:31:16 PM

Smeggy Smurf: berylman: The real news is that 4H club still exists.

It's only news to dumbass city slickers


Amen.  Goat shows are serious business, and then at the end of the season, you sell your goat to either a cheesemaker or the butcher.  Helps recoup the feed costs, and boarding costs if your HOA won't allow natural grass cutters.  Next spring, rinse and repeat.

Loves our baby goats.  And the girls are sweet at show, while the boys act like the little devils they are.
 
2013-06-25 06:31:58 PM

AUAIOMRN: I think we've already reached the cap re: corny jokes.


Wether you like them or not, I think goat puns are a trip. You should tribe some. I've herd some good ones.
 
2013-06-25 06:36:03 PM

cherryl taggart: Smeggy Smurf: berylman: The real news is that 4H club still exists.

It's only news to dumbass city slickers

Amen.  Goat shows are serious business, and then at the end of the season, you sell your goat to either a cheesemaker or the butcher.  Helps recoup the feed costs, and boarding costs if your HOA won't allow natural grass cutters.  Next spring, rinse and repeat.

Loves our baby goats.  And the girls are sweet at show, while the boys act like the little devils they are.


My stepdaughter is in the running to win the buckle this year at the fair.  I know all too well how serious this stuff is.

/looking forward to the pig auction
 
2013-06-25 06:42:57 PM

berylman: The real news is that 4H club still exists.


Don't get out of the cities much, eh? They're everywhere once you get away from suburbia.
 
2013-06-25 06:45:31 PM
Did the goats see it coming?
 
2013-06-25 07:43:08 PM

zulius: One of the suspects?


Billy goat goat goat goat goat....

Kudos for a fine reference, sir!
 
2013-06-25 08:04:31 PM
Something drove him to it.
 
2013-06-25 08:06:25 PM

AUAIOMRN: I think we've already reached the cap re: corny jokes.


That's a capricious decision.
 
2013-06-25 08:16:38 PM
Yeah, I can't think of a joke for this. Just an angry goat video. 4-H kids put a lot of love and care into their animals. To have them just stolen like that is heartbreaking. Hope they get the goats back, I really do.

/Former 4-Her.
//Sheep, not goats.
///Good times.
 
2013-06-25 08:27:06 PM
s18.postimg.org
 
2013-06-25 08:32:18 PM

Canton:  Hope they get the goats back, I really do.


As a 4H dad/stepdad I'd be happy to introduce the thief to the method Pancho Villa used to interrogate people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fue5ryr_zWw
/damn that looks like it hurts
 
2013-06-25 08:43:30 PM
No kidding?
 
2013-06-25 08:45:16 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Canton:  Hope they get the goats back, I really do.

As a 4H dad/stepdad I'd be happy to introduce the thief to the method Pancho Villa used to interrogate people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fue5ryr_zWw
/damn that looks like it hurts


I'd be happy to watch you do it. Normally I'd have qualms about putting an innocent animal through that, but y'know, they'd probably get over it. It would be for the common good.

Sheep teeth can hurt if they bite your finger. Cow teeth biting a far more sensitive area is just unimaginable.

/Wouldn't normally condone torture
 
2013-06-25 09:10:29 PM

cherryl taggart: Goat shows are serious business, and then at the end of the season, you sell your goat to either a cheesemaker or the butcher.


If I knew how to make the cheese, I'd sooooooooo have a goat right now.
 
2013-06-25 09:17:46 PM
Didn't she know they were trouble when they walked in?
 
2013-06-25 09:24:53 PM
Why, there are no goats here at the 4-H club either!  Am I so out of touch...?

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

No.  It's the goats who are wrong.
 
2013-06-25 11:33:41 PM

berylman: The real news is that 4H club still exists.


I was surprised to learn they had it on Washington. I thought we only had it in the Midwest. It's a pretty big deal here in rural Indiana.

I like goats, if I ever have a lot of land I want to get one of those little pygmy goats.

Seems like a weird thing to steal, though. How much could it cost to buy three juvenile goats? They aren't even ready to eat.
 
2013-06-26 12:59:04 AM
With three goats, two camels, and 100 pounds of rice you can buy some pretty good looking women in Afghanistan.
 
2013-06-26 02:16:26 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-26 07:01:16 AM
It sounds like something an idiot college douche would do as part of some frat hazing. I hope the girl gets her goats back, and the douche gets it in the ass.
 
2013-06-26 07:26:32 AM

Albert911emt: It sounds like something an idiot college douche would do as part of some frat hazing. I hope the girl gets her goats back, and the douche gets it in the ass.


I thought similar, except colleges are out for the summer now. It is, however, senior prank season.

Has anyone checked the principal's office?
 
2013-06-26 09:21:06 AM
They came from Magnetawan!
Where men are men.

And sheep
Are nervous.

/oh, ... goats?
//+snap*
 
2013-06-26 03:05:50 PM

Albert911emt: It sounds like something an idiot college douche would do as part of some frat hazing. I hope the girl gets her goats back, and the douche gets it in the ass.


I hope that's the case. But I hope they've also notified any and all local livestock auctions to be on the lookout for black market kids.

Poor little goats. That's a helluva way to be weaned.
 
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