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(STLToday)   St. Louis, which has banned condoms since 1934, has the highest rate of chlamydia in the country   (stltoday.com) divider line 109
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2013-06-25 04:48:21 PM
Wait, it's illegal to sell condoms in St Louis?  Don't tell the lawmakers in Okla that shiat.
 
2013-06-25 05:00:39 PM
Wait.... What?  Condoms are illegal in St. Louis?
 
2013-06-25 05:07:47 PM
St. Louis, which has banned condoms since 1934

You what, now?
 
2013-06-25 05:14:15 PM
that's not the only social disease on the loose there.
 
2013-06-25 05:17:33 PM
The article says that condoms are available everywhere and it's more a move to get an old unenforced law off the books.

The real story contained in the article is that the population of St. Louis is made up of filthy crotch diseased animals you should never stick your dick in.

Since most people were aware of this I'm calling this a non-story.
 
2013-06-25 05:39:16 PM
St. Louis, pullin out since 1934.
 
2013-06-25 05:48:14 PM
Chlamydia sounds like the name of a planet or a moon.
 
2013-06-25 05:49:47 PM
Ward 13 Alderman Fred Wessels cautioned that the ordinances' repeal will do little to cut STD rates.

And exactly what good will keeping it do, f*ckwit?

/Please people.... STOP VOTING FOR IDIOTS
 
2013-06-25 06:17:27 PM
That's nothing to clap about.
 
2013-06-25 06:31:33 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ward 13 Alderman Fred Wessels cautioned that the ordinances' repeal will do little to cut STD rates.

And exactly what good will keeping it do, f*ckwit?

/Please people.... STOP VOTING FOR IDIOTS


Not to let him off the hook, but I think he's referring to people who are expecting rates to go down because of this. He just doesn't want to be accused of failing to fix STD rates.
 
2013-06-25 06:38:55 PM

Honest Bender: Wait.... What?  Condoms are illegal in St. Louis?


News to me. I bought some there a few weeks ago.
/Um...I mean.....I allegedly did.
 
2013-06-25 06:39:37 PM

Godscrack: Chlamydia sounds like the name of a planet or a moon.


I think its a pleasant sounding word.  I think I might name my daughter Chlamydia.
 
2013-06-25 06:39:42 PM
Meet me in St Louis, Louis
Meet me at the fair
Don't tell me the sores are itching
Anyplace but there


/Let a smile be your umbrella test.
 
2013-06-25 06:39:58 PM
According to the article, the law is unenforced but they want to clear the books of such a goofy law.

/one of the side articles is about some alderman trying to ban saggy pants, so I guess St Louie is still pushing for pointless laws.
 
2013-06-25 06:40:31 PM
First I've heard of this law.  Condoms are available everywhere you expect to find them.

/doesn't have the clap
 
2013-06-25 06:41:06 PM

Jekylman: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ward 13 Alderman Fred Wessels cautioned that the ordinances' repeal will do little to cut STD rates.

And exactly what good will keeping it do, f*ckwit?

/Please people.... STOP VOTING FOR IDIOTS

Not to let him off the hook, but I think he's referring to people who are expecting rates to go down because of this. He just doesn't want to be accused of failing to fix STD rates.


Which goes to show that whatever one says , some farkwit will take it the moran way.
 
2013-06-25 06:41:07 PM
Put a tarp on your arch.
 
2013-06-25 06:41:12 PM
Meh, chlamydia isn't all bad. For example, try singing Def Leppard's Hysteria, but instead replace all instances of hysteria with chlamydia. Fun right? Or you can just keep the lyrics the same. Still fun. Good song.
 
2013-06-25 06:41:54 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: That's nothing to clap about.


A sense of humor aids in appreciating that pun.
 
2013-06-25 06:43:05 PM
Jesus din't use condoms either. Let;s make a law.
 
2013-06-25 06:44:01 PM

Fish in a Barrel: First I've heard of this law.  Condoms are available everywhere you expect to find them.

/doesn't have the clap


That's what they all say.
 
2013-06-25 06:44:49 PM
Well, balloon sales are gonna drop.
 
2013-06-25 06:48:01 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ward 13 Alderman Fred Wessels cautioned that the ordinances' repeal will do little to cut STD rates.

And exactly what good will keeping it do, f*ckwit?

/Please people.... STOP VOTING FOR IDIOTS


I'm sure that there are people who will say this is a "stupid Democrats" situation but it isn't about a particular party.  Whenever you have one party dominate politics for decades (like Democrats in Detroit or Republicans in Alaska), you get idiots who are more interested in lining their own politics than working for the good of the populace.
 
2013-06-25 06:48:50 PM
Is that a candy wrapper?!?!?

/just the tip
 
2013-06-25 06:49:15 PM

BumpInTheNight: Godscrack: Chlamydia sounds like the name of a planet or a moon.

I think its a pleasant sounding word.  I think I might name my daughter Chlamydia.


Mine are named Gahana and Dhia.

/last name is Rhea, in case you care.
 
2013-06-25 06:49:21 PM
...has the highest rate of chlamydia in the country.

Thanks for telling everyone the secret ingredient in our barbecue sauce, jerk.
 
2013-06-25 06:51:19 PM
Someone who knows all about it

www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-06-25 06:54:26 PM
K L A

Don't have sex. Have sex and you'll die. Here's free condoms
 
2013-06-25 06:54:33 PM

Fish in a Barrel: First I've heard of this law.  Condoms are available everywhere you expect to find them.

/doesn't have the clap


Perhaps people are acting in Defiance of the law.

/watch out for the law keeper
 
2013-06-25 06:56:32 PM
I lived there for a year and had no idea there was a condom ban.  I think that says more about me than I'd care to admit.
 
2013-06-25 06:56:48 PM
I think this is actually a good idea, really.  Actually, most laws should have sunset provisions in them, so if they are not renewed periodically, they expire.  It prevents at least the possibility of some whack-job cop or D.A. using a BS law to harass someone.

Keep the laws simple and few I say.
 
2013-06-25 06:58:34 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: That's nothing to clap about.


Fish in a Barrel: First I've heard of this law.  Condoms are available everywhere you expect to find them.

/doesn't have the clap


"The clap" is  gonorrhea.
I knew chlamydia to be referred to as "the drip", but that seems to be for gonorrhea too.
 
2013-06-25 06:59:20 PM
And the cities with the highest rate of gonorrhea and syphilis ostensibly allow condom use.
 
2013-06-25 07:00:15 PM
Used to be:

St. Louis, first in booze, first in shoes and last in the American League

Now:

First in booze, first in ooze and last in the National Hockey League
 
2013-06-25 07:00:18 PM
St Louis, where the rubber meets the road
 
2013-06-25 07:12:16 PM
Did no one read through to the last line?

FTA:  Condom use was once more controversial. The Catholic Church has long opposed the use of condoms, and remains steadfast in its prohibition of birth control.

/Not that the clergy needed to practice birth control. . .
 
2013-06-25 07:20:28 PM
So the ladies aren't allowed to wear condoms? Sounds amazing.

/they are trying to boost sex tourism I'd say
 
2013-06-25 07:20:45 PM

Lord Jubjub: Did no one read through to the last line?

FTA:  Condom use was once more controversial. The Catholic Church has long opposed the use of condoms, and remains steadfast in its prohibition of birth control.

/Not that the clergy needed to practice birth control. . .


I think it's more that we were all surprised about the law, and not at all surprised about the Catholic Church's stance since everyone already knows what it is.

Though I admit I didn't actually RTFA. I just wanted to state my surprise.
 
2013-06-25 07:22:07 PM

BumpInTheNight: Godscrack: Chlamydia sounds like the name of a planet or a moon.

I think its a pleasant sounding word.  I think I might name my daughter Chlamydia.


CSB:

My wife has planted a Clematis in the front yard, in hopes it will climb and cover a very ugly drain pipe.  I can never, neverremember the name of the plant, so I'm constantly referring to it as the Chlamydia on the pipe.

\end CSB
 
2013-06-25 07:22:58 PM

BumpInTheNight: Godscrack: Chlamydia sounds like the name of a planet or a moon.

I think its a pleasant sounding word.  I think I might name my daughter Chlamydia.


A good friend of mine's sister is named Rubella. Nice girl.
 
2013-06-25 07:24:48 PM

BumpInTheNight: Godscrack: Chlamydia sounds like the name of a planet or a moon.

I think its a pleasant sounding word..


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2013-06-25 07:25:18 PM
Was the "Obvious" tag picking up its prescription for azithromycin?


it's illegal to make "for sale, or give away, within the City, any contraceptive or sex-inciting device or contrivance

Where can I get me one of those??
 
2013-06-25 07:28:20 PM
Most of the grocery stores that I frequented made you buy them from the customer service desk--which was usually a blue haired old lady who hadn't had a good farking since the Nixon administration.
 
2013-06-25 07:31:21 PM

Vercengetorix: Most of the grocery stores that I frequented made you buy them from the customer service desk--which was usually a blue haired old lady who hadn't had a good farking since the Nixon administration.


Those blue haired old ladies are some freaks. I remember once reading that one of the groups with the highest STD rates were senior citizens. Chew on that.
 
2013-06-25 07:31:32 PM
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2013-06-25 07:36:09 PM
ongbok: I remember once reading that one of the groups with the highest STD rates were senior citizens. Chew on that.
In defense of Barbara Bush after decades of massive whoredom there are prices to pay. /so sorry
 
2013-06-25 07:39:22 PM
well, condoms ARE really uncomfortable, and chlamydia IS curable.  Just saying.
 
2013-06-25 07:42:19 PM
Unenforced law is unenforced?
 
2013-06-25 07:43:18 PM

ongbok: Vercengetorix: Most of the grocery stores that I frequented made you buy them from the customer service desk--which was usually a blue haired old lady who hadn't had a good farking since the Nixon administration.

Those blue haired old ladies are some freaks. I remember once reading that one of the groups with the highest STD rates were senior citizens. Chew on GUM that.

 
2013-06-25 07:43:46 PM
To be fair, St. Louis' main purple pose is to eat Chicago's shiat. It's real to, study.
 
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