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(Politico)   Congressman Louie Gohmert says we don't need sex education in schools because mankind survived for millenia before it existed, of course you could say that about all knowledge and learnin--oh, god, I've just uncovered his endgame haven't I?   (politico.com) divider line 160
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2013-06-25 02:09:01 PM  
An informed populace does not bode well for the long term prospects of the GOP. Hence the current state of public education in Texas
 
2013-06-25 02:09:59 PM  
Says the man whose head looks like a stork egg.
 
2013-06-25 02:13:15 PM  
Go Go Gohmert

/watch him go, go, go
 
2013-06-25 02:13:32 PM  
Congressman Louie Gohmert says

My brain just filled it in with 'something incredibly stupid'.
 
2013-06-25 02:16:00 PM  

bdub77: Congressman Louie Gohmert says

My brain just filled it in with 'something incredibly stupid'.


and you're absolutely correct!  are you psychic?
 
2013-06-25 02:17:47 PM  
Is this another Gohmert pile?
 
2013-06-25 02:19:53 PM  

bdub77: Congressman Louie Gohmert says

My brain just filled it in with 'something incredibly stupid'.


There's quite a bit of incredibly stupid, too.  Here's a taste:

On Monday, the Texas Republican was discussing indoctrination through education on a conservative radio show "Wallbuilders Live," and decrying what he said was a liberal agenda to push homosexuality and sexuality on children too young.

Sex ed was where I first learned of teh ghey buttsecks.  Live demo and everything.  It was like The Meaning of Life.

And for dessert:

"And I thought, well, thank God that we don't have that in our country, and now I've seen this coming with the lady from MSNBC saying, 'Hey children belong to the state not the children,' and it just sent chills because it took me back to the '70s when that's what the Soviet Union used to say."

I'd like to know what he was doing in the Soviet Union in the first place.  I think he's an undercover agent, trying to take our government from within.  And he's doing a fantastic job of it.
 
2013-06-25 02:25:23 PM  
Gov. Rick Perry's amazing abstinence only education Q&A performance. Link
 
2013-06-25 02:28:35 PM  
Goddamn our state produces the most vile politicians. It's an embarrassment.
 
2013-06-25 02:41:50 PM  
oi39.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-25 02:45:52 PM  
I think a good bit of the point is to slow down the procreation.

/Well that and the Herp.
 
2013-06-25 02:50:32 PM  
Wow, he really did say it, verbatim... how is it that so many of these "adult" politicians feel that they can freely use the concept "history tells us" when they actually mean "I've never looked into this topic, but I imagine that I'm right when saying..."

I guess the "greatest nation on earth" still has its short bus, even among the 535 that run the place.  I can't believe that out of 535 distilled-out "leaders" of this country, there are so many that are brazenly and unabashedly ignorant.
 
2013-06-25 02:51:41 PM  
You know, in the old days, people got married early and had numerous children.

/they also died when they were 30.
 
2013-06-25 02:54:03 PM  
So what I'm hearing is that eventually there will be a lot of Texan women who will let you hit it raw.
 
2013-06-25 02:56:07 PM  
He also supports traditional marriage:

He'll sell you his daughter for 10 goats.
 
2013-06-25 03:22:50 PM  
Goddam lying lib liars. It's just ONE guy saying something stupid, not the whole GOP!
 
2013-06-25 03:27:27 PM  

vernonFL: He also supports traditional marriage:

He'll sell you his daughter for 10 goats.


unless she's raped of course, and then her rapist will be "punished" by being forced to marry her
 
2013-06-25 03:30:52 PM  

propasaurus: Goddam lying lib liars. It's just ONE guy saying something stupid, not the whole GOP!


heh, it's funny because, well
 
2013-06-25 03:35:51 PM  
And now we feel like, oh gosh people are too stupid unless we force them to sit and listen to instructions. It is just incredible.

Louie Gohmert seems to think the Kama Sutra is the main text book used in sex ed classes.
 
2013-06-25 03:38:33 PM  

Aarontology: So what I'm hearing is that eventually there will be a lot of Texan women who will let you hit it raw.


Nah. They're saving themselves for marriage, so they take it in the rear. No really. I'm not kidding
 
2013-06-25 03:45:41 PM  

propasaurus: Goddam lying lib liars. It's just ONE guy saying something stupid, not the whole GOP!


Well you must admit that the GOP has been fairly ignorant & uptight when it comes to sexual education.
 
2013-06-25 03:50:47 PM  

Di Atribe: propasaurus: Goddam lying lib liars. It's just ONE guy saying something stupid, not the whole GOP!

Well you must admit that the GOP has been fairly ignorant & uptight when it comes to sexual education.


Fairly?  At least they know that a raped woman can't get pregnant.  That is true.
 
2013-06-25 03:52:01 PM  

propasaurus: Goddam lying lib liars. It's just ONE guy saying something stupid, not the whole GOP!


obviously you haven't been listening to the whole GOP.
 
2013-06-25 03:54:13 PM  
Congressman Louie Gohmert

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Louie Gohmert, proof that the developmentally disabled CAN be evil.
 
2013-06-25 03:54:38 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Di Atribe: propasaurus: Goddam lying lib liars. It's just ONE guy saying something stupid, not the whole GOP!

Well you must admit that the GOP has been fairly ignorant & uptight when it comes to sexual education.

Fairly?  At least they know that a raped woman can't get pregnant.  That is true.


But if she does get pregnant, it's a gift from God.
 
2013-06-25 03:55:27 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Aarontology: So what I'm hearing is that eventually there will be a lot of Texan women who will let you hit it raw.

Nah. They're saving themselves for marriage, so they take it in the rear. No really. I'm not kidding


I absolutely love that argument:

Premarital sex is apparently more sinful than an act that got two cities destroyed by hellfire and brimstone.
 
2013-06-25 03:55:29 PM  
Urg teach Lurg birds and bees. Lurg eat bird. Eat bee. Unf-unf woman. You good eleventh year, Lurg. Sex things.
 
2013-06-25 03:56:36 PM  
There is no way he said millenia, I would have bet money he was a "young earth creationist"

(clinks link)

FTA "pretty long time"

He's too stupid to even be correct at being wrong.
 
2013-06-25 03:56:51 PM  
And now we feel like, oh gosh people are too stupid unless we force them to sit and listen to instructions

but I'm sure he is okay with forced ultrasounds.
 
2013-06-25 03:57:36 PM  
The stupid does indeed burn.
 
2013-06-25 03:57:55 PM  
Isn't all the "A man must leave his family and go into his wife, two become one" bit from the Bible?  Or Song of Solomon in its entirety?

/From the book of Wham, Chapter Bam, Verse Thankyamaam
 
2013-06-25 03:57:57 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Di Atribe: propasaurus: Goddam lying lib liars. It's just ONE guy saying something stupid, not the whole GOP!

Well you must admit that the GOP has been fairly ignorant & uptight when it comes to sexual education.

Fairly?  At least they know that a raped woman can't get pregnant.  That is true.


Well be fair, SOME Texas polticians acknowledge that a woman COULD get preganant from a rape, which is why, according to the sponsor of TX's latest anti-abortion bill "Hospitals have these things called 'Rape kits' so a woman can go and get cleaned out"
 
2013-06-25 03:58:27 PM  

propasaurus: Goddam lying lib liars. It's just ONE guy saying something stupid, not the whole GOP!


And Rick Perry.

And Rick Santorum

And Paul Stam (NC State Rep)

And Calvin Hill (Georgia)

And Sarah Palin

And Christine Radagno

And Kyle McCarter

And.... And.... this goes on forever, bro.
 
2013-06-25 03:58:46 PM  
Anybody bring up yet that we did just fine without a Christian god for longer than that?

/I assumed so
 
2013-06-25 04:00:16 PM  
Because what this country needs is more people dying of syphilis.
 
2013-06-25 04:02:02 PM  
FTA: "Actually, mankind has existed for a pretty long time without anyone ever having to give a sex ed lesson to anybody."

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Indeed, Louie.  Indeed.
 
2013-06-25 04:03:11 PM  

efgeise: Peter von Nostrand: Aarontology: So what I'm hearing is that eventually there will be a lot of Texan women who will let you hit it raw.

Nah. They're saving themselves for marriage, so they take it in the rear. No really. I'm not kidding

I absolutely love that argument:

Premarital sex is apparently more sinful than an act that got two cities destroyed by hellfire and brimstone.


It's what happens when you follow the letter, not the spirit of the law.  Which is what modern religious conservatism is.  If you read the bible, end to end, and decide to focus on the  spirit of the text you would never arrive at this premarital sex embargo, prosperity gospel, celibate priest, quiverfull, homesexual hating nonsense.

You would be nice to people.

But right wing styleauthoritarianism doesn't encourageinterpretation of the rules for greater simplified meaning.  It values obedience and loyalty.  It values consistency.  Questioning something is an act of agression against your superiors, weakening them.  And in such a dominance basedphilosophy  introspection is a threat and act of agression against thevery worldviewitself.

TLDR: Republicans are dumb because being smart scares them.
 
2013-06-25 04:03:31 PM  
It's very simple: Mankind was cast from the Garden of Eden for eating from the Tree of Knowledge.  The only way we can ever hope to return to Paradise is to achieve complete ignorance.
 
2013-06-25 04:03:45 PM  
"Actually, mankind has existed for a pretty long time without anyone ever having to give a sex ed lesson to anybody. And now we feel like, oh gosh people are too stupid unless we force them to sit and listen to instructions. It is just incredible," Gohmert said. "For heaven's sake, let the kids be innocent."

Here's what I don't get about his logic. He starts by saying no one needs to be taught sex-ed, because people are smart enough to know it on their own. But then he says he wants the kids to stay innocent. But if the kids are innocent, how do they know about sex? He's trying to say, "kids already know about sex" and "kids don't know about sex" in the same breath. Which is it?
 
2013-06-25 04:04:04 PM  
"Actually, mankind has existed for a pretty long time without anyone ever having to give a sex ed lesson to anybody. And now we feel like, oh gosh people are too stupid unless we force them to sit and listen to instructions. It is just incredible," Gohmert said. "For heaven's sake, let the kids be innocent."

Pssst. Hey dude, just so you know, people were pretty much boinking about the time their biological clocks started ticking at puberty. You looking to go back to that? Maybe even just 110 years or so ago when people were marrying as young 14 or so? Because WITHOUT sexual education, kids are gonna start boinking at a much younger age. Is that what you're looking for?
 
2013-06-25 04:04:11 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Di Atribe: propasaurus: Goddam lying lib liars. It's just ONE guy saying something stupid, not the whole GOP!

Well you must admit that the GOP has been fairly ignorant & uptight when it comes to sexual education.

Fairly?  At least they know that a raped woman can't get pregnant.  That is true.


Well, if she gets raped, the rape kit will clean her out.
 
2013-06-25 04:05:46 PM  

Magorn: Well be fair, SOME Texas polticians acknowledge that a woman COULD get preganant from a rape, which is why, according to the sponsor of TX's latest anti-abortion bill "Hospitals have these things called 'Rape kits' so a woman can go and get cleaned out"


If I may grouse, I submitted two links about that derpstorm and both got shelved, and the only thing close that got posted was the one about "rape kits fix rapes". It's not that I had awesome headlines, I just thought the bullshiat needed to be aired on Fark.

/butthurt mode off
 
2013-06-25 04:06:25 PM  
Dogs don't need to be taught sex-ed. Of course, there's a reason we tend to disable their nads.

This asshole is looking at sex education like the other Texas asshole is looking at rape kits. Completely missing the structure, design, and purpose of these things in favor of what their names sound like.

This dumb bastard thinks sexual education is literally teaching kids how to fark.
 
2013-06-25 04:06:38 PM  

Aarontology: So what I'm hearing is that eventually there will be a lot of Texan women who will let you hit it raw.


Be warned, for they are diseased and your planet's medical science has not cured the herp yet.
 
2013-06-25 04:06:38 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: An informed populace does not bode well for the long term prospects of the GOP. Hence the current state of public education in Texas


Besides, if having kids at age 14 out of wedlock was good enough for hunter gatherers then it is good enough for the GOP!!!!!

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2013-06-25 04:06:51 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Di Atribe: propasaurus: Goddam lying lib liars. It's just ONE guy saying something stupid, not the whole GOP!

Well you must admit that the GOP has been fairly ignorant & uptight when it comes to sexual education.

Fairly?  At least they know that a raped woman can't get pregnant.  That is true.


True. I'm REALLY glad they cleared that up for us. And that's why 31 states allow rapists to sue for custody of their rape babies.
 
2013-06-25 04:07:02 PM  
Yall go ahead and laugh, but these retards have every intention on retaking the WH and dragging us all down to their ignorant level.
 
2013-06-25 04:07:24 PM  
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2013-06-25 04:08:01 PM  
apparently my browser eats half of my spaces?  It should have told me it was hungry I would have gotten enough lunch to share.
 
2013-06-25 04:08:07 PM  
I only heard of this guy a couple of months ago and he's already a contender for the stupidest person I've ever heard of.
 
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