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(KnoxNews)   Black bear scales 10-foot fence to get into Knoxville Zoo   (knoxnews.com) divider line 30
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2013-06-25 02:27:19 PM  
You're doing it wrong.

/if he was a human he would be breaking into jail
 
2013-06-25 02:34:23 PM  
Terrible thing, to live in fear. Brooks Hatlen knew it. Knew it all too well. All I want is to be back where things make sense. Where I won't have to be afraid all the time. Only one thing stops me. A promise I made to Andy. Titty sprinkles.
 
2013-06-25 02:44:27 PM  
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2013-06-25 02:45:41 PM  

the_rev: Terrible thing, to live in fear. Brooks Hatlen knew it. Knew it all too well. All I want is to be back where things make sense. Where I won't have to be afraid all the time. Only one thing stops me. A promise I made to Andy. Titty sprinkles.


I don't know what this comes from but my new saying is now "titty sprinkles." I thank you.
 
2013-06-25 02:49:10 PM  
The black bear probably saw a polar bear and wanted to get some...
 
2013-06-25 02:50:03 PM  
All kinds of tasty, fattened critters inside the fence, and they are captive. It's like an all-you-can-eat buffet for a bear.
 
2013-06-25 02:50:18 PM  
Did he punch himself in the nuts while his friends laughed hysterically?
 
2013-06-25 02:52:04 PM  

pianomom: the_rev: Terrible thing, to live in fear. Brooks Hatlen knew it. Knew it all too well. All I want is to be back where things make sense. Where I won't have to be afraid all the time. Only one thing stops me. A promise I made to Andy. Titty sprinkles.

I don't know what this comes from but my new saying is now "titty sprinkles." I thank you.


Shawshank Redemption and titty sprinkles is nowhere to be found in the movie. it's a reddit thing. You wouldn't understand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1bu54iG58Y
 
2013-06-25 02:54:14 PM  
No Hunters, doesn't have to hunt for food, free medical care.
 Toss in a couple ladies he's got it made.
 
2013-06-25 03:00:37 PM  

ChipNASA: pianomom: the_rev: Terrible thing, to live in fear. Brooks Hatlen knew it. Knew it all too well. All I want is to be back where things make sense. Where I won't have to be afraid all the time. Only one thing stops me. A promise I made to Andy. Titty sprinkles.

I don't know what this comes from but my new saying is now "titty sprinkles." I thank you.

Shawshank Redemption and titty sprinkles is nowhere to be found in the movie. it's a reddit thing. You wouldn't understand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1bu54iG58Y


That's ok. Stealing it anyway. Hubby already liking the titty sprinkles. Haha
 
2013-06-25 03:04:10 PM  
Hey, it's tough out there.
 
2013-06-25 03:07:28 PM  

pianomom: That's ok. Stealing it anyway. Hubby already liking the titty sprinkles. Haha


PICS or it didn't happen.


/TBIE EIP

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2013-06-25 03:08:24 PM  

ChipNASA: TBIE EIP


TSBIE
/eip


//ftfm
 
2013-06-25 03:14:17 PM  
I wonder what Rubio thinks of this...
 
2013-06-25 03:17:28 PM  
www.dvdtalk.com
 
2013-06-25 03:17:36 PM  

FullMetalPanda: The black bear probably saw a polar bear and wanted to get some...


Damn black bears, stealing all our white bears away from us
 
2013-06-25 03:24:41 PM  
The black bear probably saw a polar bear and wanted to get some...

"Where da white bears at ? "
 
2013-06-25 03:27:48 PM  

ChipNASA: ChipNASA: TBIE EIP

TSBIE
/eip


//ftfm


What's the 'B' for?...it's redundent.
Unless your're asking for the whole chest xray

TSIE/eip
 
2013-06-25 04:02:00 PM  

gleaningtheboob: Did he punch himself in the nuts while his friends laughed hysterically?


Hey, I'm Black Bear, and this is 10-foot fence climbing.
 
2013-06-25 04:06:55 PM  
Anybody read where one of their current bears came from?

The 115-pound bear came from the Wildlife Center of Virginia, after being found by animal control officers in Waynesboro, Va., traveling with a group of dogs and wearing a dog collar.

Gotta love the south.
 
2013-06-25 04:22:53 PM  
And he was one of the lucky ones. Most people in Tennessee couldn't scale a 10 foot fence even to get out of Knoxville. (rim shot)
 
2013-06-25 04:31:54 PM  
The Soviet-era satirist, Mikhail Mikhailovich Zoshchenko, wrote a comic story about a monkey that escapes from a Soviet zoo. It is very uncomfortable and afraid as you would expect a little animal to be in unfamiliar surroundings and was happy to get back to its cage in the end. However, the Soviet authorities were not at all amused and thought the implication was that Soviet citizens would be happier and better off in zoos than in "free" Soviet society and Zoschenko was punished for anti-Soviet propaganda.

Say no more, say no more. A word to the wise suffices. Don't explain your jokes.
 
2013-06-25 04:35:42 PM  

Mister Buttons: FullMetalPanda: The black bear probably saw a polar bear and wanted to get some...

Damn black bears, stealing all our white bears away from us


Where all da white bears at?
 
2013-06-25 04:41:01 PM  
Go back to the woods bear, your drunk.
 
2013-06-25 04:47:02 PM  
Hey, Who doesn't like an easy meal?

//that being said, they're mostly solitary predators that come together for mating, so... Odds are the zoo had another bear.
 
2013-06-25 04:47:30 PM  
meanwhile, all the white bears were at work...
 
2013-06-25 04:54:10 PM  
Clearly, the black bear's been institutionalized.
 
2013-06-25 09:21:27 PM  
Hey, its summer in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park - time to escape to the city and avoid the vacation crowds....
 
2013-06-25 09:22:18 PM  

ChipNASA: pianomom: That's ok. Stealing it anyway. Hubby already liking the titty sprinkles. Haha

PICS or it didn't happen.


/TBIE EIP


I was part of the original epic booby thread of 2004. Your EIP doesn't scare me. ;)
 
2013-06-25 10:20:29 PM  
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