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(BBC)   Plans underway for the first liquorice museum in the UK, surprising many with the thought that somewhere outside of the UK, one exists already   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 37
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2013-06-25 02:36:27 PM
What kind of godless commie lovin' socialist euro-trash hipster alley dwelling scuzz bucket spells it liquorish? The word is licorice, damnit. LICORICE.

I think we can all agree, though, that black licorice is one of the most vile substances every concocted by man. There is no excuse for it. It must be destroyed.
 
2013-06-25 02:49:04 PM
A British licorice museum sounds like fun, until the Earl hits the anise.
 
2013-06-25 02:49:13 PM

Pocket Ninja: What kind of godless commie lovin' socialist euro-trash hipster alley dwelling scuzz bucket spells it liquorish? The word is licorice, damnit. LICORICE.

I think we can all agree, though, that black licorice is one of the most vile substances every concocted by man. There is no excuse for it. It must be destroyed.


MOAR for ME, biatchES!!
 
2013-06-25 02:52:23 PM
I am planning a European vacation right now with this museum the centerpiece destination.  It's going to be epic.  Glycyrrhiza glabra fark yeah.  I need a valium to calm down after this news...
 
2013-06-25 03:03:57 PM
I farkin love liquorish allsorts.
 
2013-06-25 03:04:12 PM

Pocket Ninja: What kind of godless commie lovin' socialist euro-trash hipster alley dwelling scuzz bucket spells it liquorish? The word is licorice, damnit. LICORICE.

I think we can all agree, though, that red licorice like candy (Twizzlers) is one of the most vile substances every concocted by man. There is no excuse for it. It must be destroyed.


FTFY
 
2013-06-25 03:04:54 PM

berylman: I am planning a European vacation right now with this museum the centerpiece destination.  It's going to be epic.  Glycyrrhiza glabra fark yeah.  I need a valium to calm down after this news...


www.betterment.com
 
2013-06-25 03:06:42 PM

ChipNASA: MOAR for ME, biatchES!!


You be careful with that stuff.  Licorice toxicity can fark you right up.  Hypertension, hypokalemia, nasty stuff.

Then again, most "licorice" consumed in America contains little or no actual Licorice, so...
 
2013-06-25 03:09:35 PM
You don't know the power of The DarK side black licorice, I must obey my master.

/Seriously, I love it.
 
2013-06-25 03:09:40 PM

Evil Mackerel: Pocket Ninja: What kind of godless commie lovin' socialist euro-trash hipster alley dwelling scuzz bucket spells it liquorish? The word is licorice, damnit. LICORICE.

I think we can all agree, though, that red licorice like candy (Twizzlers) is one of the most vile substances every concocted by man. There is no excuse for it. It must be destroyed.

FTFY


No, there was no "fixing." Red licorice (real red licorice, not Twizzlers, although Twizzlers are good in their own right) is candy from the gods.
 
2013-06-25 03:12:02 PM

Deucednuisance: ChipNASA: MOAR for ME, biatchES!!

You be careful with that stuff.  Licorice toxicity can fark you right up.  Hypertension, hypokalemia, nasty stuff.

Then again, most "licorice" consumed in America contains little or no actual Licorice, so...


I only ear good and plenty and maybe once a year or so....not *REALLY* a junkie but not a hater either
 
2013-06-25 03:14:50 PM
I hear Mr Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious
 
2013-06-25 03:14:50 PM
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Salt licorice is evil. Please trust me and don't try it. No matter how badly you want to put black spunk in your mouth you will be sorry.
 
2013-06-25 03:18:33 PM
I never could stand black licorice. The taste reminded me of Paregoric.
 
2013-06-25 03:22:41 PM

Evil Mackerel: Pocket Ninja: What kind of godless commie lovin' socialist euro-trash hipster alley dwelling scuzz bucket spells it liquorish? The word is licorice, damnit. LICORICE.

I think we can all agree, though, that red licorice like candy (Twizzlers)

Red Vines is one of the most vile substances every concocted by man. There is no excuse for it. It must be destroyed.

FTFY



Twizzlers rock, Red Vines always seems... stale to me.
 
2013-06-25 03:23:48 PM
Licorice tastes like anise.
 
2013-06-25 03:27:56 PM
Drop.
 
2013-06-25 03:28:40 PM
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2013-06-25 03:30:25 PM

illannoyin: [munkismusings.files.wordpress.com image 480x640]


Salt licorice is evil. Please trust me and don't try it. No matter how badly you want to put black spunk in your mouth you will be sorry.


What the....is....I dont even......


/Goes to throw up
 
2013-06-25 03:35:32 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Licorice tastes like anise.

anus.
 
2013-06-25 03:36:21 PM

Deucednuisance: ChipNASA: MOAR for ME, biatchES!!

You be careful with that stuff.  Licorice toxicity can fark you right up.  Hypertension, hypokalemia, nasty stuff.

Then again, most "licorice" consumed in America contains little or no actual Licorice, so...


I get mine from Finland.
 
2013-06-25 03:43:56 PM

Coming on a Bicycle: Drop.


Yeah I didn't even know there existed non-Dutch who like the stuff. Much less dedicate a museum to it.
 
2013-06-25 03:46:00 PM
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"Licorice allsorts are always a problem."
 
2013-06-25 04:04:22 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: [application.denofgeek.com image 351x269]

"Licorice allsorts are always a problem."


A jelly baby goes to the doctor. "Doctor, I think I've got an STI."
"How can you have an STI? You're a jelly baby!"
"Yes, Doctor, but I've been sleeping with Allsorts."

/that stuff is foul, however you spell it. I've heard the Pontefract festival involves adding it to sausages and pork pies, which may go some way toward explaining our culinary reputation.
 
2013-06-25 04:16:41 PM
Never understood why the USA has a drought when it comes to licorice. Even if it is fairly toxic in quantity.

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2013-06-25 04:16:51 PM
That sounds Truly Scrumptious!
 
2013-06-25 04:19:10 PM

Coming on a Bicycle: Drop.


double salted drop

well worth the hearth-attack
 
2013-06-25 04:27:48 PM
I found a recipe to make licorice chews cor xmas last year and they were exquisite. Yes, they use anise, but I don't even know where you'd get real licorice around here.
 
2013-06-25 04:29:32 PM

Ilmarinen: Coming on a Bicycle: Drop.

Yeah I didn't even know there existed non-Dutch who like the stuff. Much less dedicate a museum to it.


I'm not Dutch and I like it, even the salty stuff.
 
2013-06-25 04:44:09 PM

bearded clamorer: A British licorice museum sounds like fun, until the Earl hits the anise.


I think your joke lost its barons and missed its marquess.

/+1
 
2013-06-25 07:10:33 PM
What is black licorice, anyway?  I assume it's the leftovers after petroleum refining.
 
2013-06-25 07:57:14 PM
Mmmm black licorice. Loved it as a kid. And I was the only one of a million grandkids who liked it, so I had my own candy dish of it while the others had to share their red vines and red nibs or whatever they were.
 
2013-06-25 08:19:13 PM

Pocket Ninja: I think we can all agree, though, that black licorice is one of the most vile substances every concocted by man.


Nope, we'll have to disagree. Real black licorice is amazing.

That crappy Twizzler crap is crap. It's like gnawing on a flavorless, plastic drinking straws. That's the stuff that should be erased from all human knowledge.

mrswood: Mmmm black licorice. Loved it as a kid. And I was the only one of a million grandkids who liked it


My Grandad and I were the only ones in the family that liked it. I was about three when he introduced me to black licorice "shoe laces". 39 years later, I'm still eating the stuff.
 
2013-06-25 10:38:44 PM
www.hollandsbest.com

Dubbel Zout. Not even once.
 
2013-06-25 10:42:58 PM

cedarpark: [www.hollandsbest.com image 250x250]

Dubbel Zout. Not even once.


Those look like fuel pellets for some sort of emergency ration kit.  "Burn these to use mini cookstove to boil crickets."
 
2013-06-26 03:46:32 AM
I love liquorish. Salt, sweet, hard, soft. It's awsome.
In norway we had liquorish ice cream. I miss those :/
Didn't sell well enough i suppose.
 
2013-06-26 07:58:57 PM

cedarpark: Dubbel Zout. Not even once.


They're nasty because they're loaded with ammonium chloride, not regular table salt.

wickedragon: In norway we had liquorish ice cream.


Yeah, I'd be all over that!
 
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