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(Contact Music)   Unattended candle leaves Ozzy Osbourne with a 'very weird haircut'   (contactmusic.com) divider line 13
    More: Dumbass, Ozzy Osbourne, haircut, Sharon Osbourne, relapses, America's Got Talent  
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2013-06-25 11:37:42 AM  
"The rock legend suffered a painful burn that left him with a ''very weird haircut'' in December 2012"

Way to stay on top of the news folks.
 
2013-06-25 11:43:08 AM  

ReapTheChaos: "The rock legend suffered a painful burn that left him with a ''very weird haircut'' in December 2012"

Way to stay on top of the news folks.


You'd think they would at least dig up a photo of the weird haircut.
 
2013-06-25 11:45:40 AM  
untaken_name:

You'd think they would at least dig up a photo of the weird haircut.

bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com

/What a "weird haircut" may look like
 
2013-06-25 11:53:31 AM  
You know this might have been relevant six months ago when people were wondering about the weird haircut.
Or not.
 
2013-06-25 12:00:33 PM  
He must have taken a pretty deep draw off that "unattended candle".
 
2013-06-25 12:15:57 PM  
If he was there to get burned... then doesn't that make the candle attended?
 
2013-06-25 12:31:30 PM  

naz-drala: If he was there to get burned... then doesn't that make the candle attended?



content7.flixster.com

"Could I buy some pot from you?"

 
2013-06-25 12:51:48 PM  
Someone wasn't paying attention in high school.  NEVER leave an open flame that close to a huge pile of volatile chemicals!
 
2013-06-25 01:00:28 PM  
"SHARRON!!"
 
2013-06-25 01:44:13 PM  
Dear Mr. Darwin,

WTF do we have to do to kill this guy?!?!

- Grim Reaper

/likes Ozzy
//hates the Osbournes
///is  Kelly hawt yet?
 
2013-06-25 02:46:15 PM  
Hmm.. That could explain a sudden urge to find a pepsi..
 
2013-06-25 04:57:31 PM  
Doesn't even sound like a 0.2 on the Pryor Scale, not news.
 
2013-06-25 05:20:41 PM  
"Would you please give a big, warm welcome for Bob biatchin'?! C'mon, let's have a hand for Bob biatchin'! Here he is, all the way from Harvard, Bob biatchin'. Well, it's really great to have you on the show tonight, Bob, how you doin'?"
"biatchin'."
"biatchin'! Well, isn't that far out & solid & right on, Bob? Tell us, Bob -- here's a question I ask of all our contestants -- what made you drop out?"
"Well a lot of people think it was the four-hundred acid trips I took, you know."
"Uh-huh, but what was it really, Bob?"
"One day I played Black Sabbath at seventy-eight speed, man."
"Black Sa-- and then what happened?"
"I saw God."
"You saw God! Well, that sounds like true enlightenment to me, Bob. Uh, tell us, Bob, what have you been doing with all those degrees? I noticed you had a PhD, an MA, and a BA -- what have you been doing with all that knowledge?"
"Making candles, man."
"Making candles? Well, that sounds creative, Bob. What kind of candles are they?"
"Uh, they're these really neat table candles, you know."
"Table candles?"
"Yeah, you pour wax on the table..."
"Uh-huh."
"And you set it on fire, man."
 
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