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(Jalopnik)   Street drifter dies in the exact way that you and everyone else thought   ( divider line
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13447 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2013 at 9:29 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-25 10:14:18 AM  
4 votes:
He should have signed up for overdrift protection
2013-06-25 09:34:02 AM  
4 votes:
In a freak gasoline fight accident?
2013-06-25 09:44:51 AM  
2 votes:
industrial high pressure toilet back flow prevention valve failure?
2013-06-25 09:33:23 AM  
2 votes:

Shot in the chest with a .36 cal Colt Navy?
2013-06-25 09:32:29 AM  
2 votes:
Somebody superglued a jar of rats to his face then blowtorched the other end so the rats would have to eat their way out through his face?
2013-06-25 01:23:47 PM  
1 vote:

agsfark: I'm just glad to see such an awesome car die.

Miss my E34

SAD!  Dammit! I'm SAD to see such an awesome car die.
2013-06-25 12:34:16 PM  
1 vote:
He went against a Sicilian when death was on the line?
2013-06-25 10:36:22 AM  
1 vote:

lack of warmth: KrispyKritter: industrial high pressure toilet back flow prevention valve failure?


/especially if it was the Vatican's toilet

Does the Vatican have toilets? I thought it relied on immaculate evacuation.
2013-06-25 09:53:19 AM  
1 vote:
Nobody ever cares about homeless people.
2013-06-25 09:50:21 AM  
1 vote:
Street racer died?
2013-06-25 09:41:00 AM  
1 vote:
Swimming with stingrays?
2013-06-25 09:32:43 AM  
1 vote:
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