If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Jalopnik)   Street drifter dies in the exact way that you and everyone else thought   (jalopnik.com) divider line 74
    More: Dumbass  
•       •       •

13428 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2013 at 9:29 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



74 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-06-25 11:43:31 AM

SmithHiller: He should have signed up for overdrift protection


Karma has once again protected me since I did not have a mouthful of coffee when I read that.
 
2013-06-25 11:45:53 AM
Through no fault of his own?
 
2013-06-25 11:54:50 AM
Dissolved in DIP?

web-images.chacha.com
 
2013-06-25 11:55:46 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BWM?

A: With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.



Good thing I drive a BMW.

/farking acronyms!1!! HOW DO THEY WORK!??
 
2013-06-25 12:02:26 PM
That drift video was absolutely insane.  And, since his plate was clearly visible, how was he not arrested?
 
2013-06-25 12:04:13 PM

Maud Dib: Hopefully, he died as he lived...with his head firmly planted in his anus.


This.  Street Racers have it coming.
 
2013-06-25 12:05:55 PM
Stabbed by Puertorican toughs?
 
2013-06-25 12:07:26 PM
"HERO" tag!

for the tree
 
2013-06-25 12:09:05 PM

Euk: *He tried to take on Takumi on Mt. Akina?


*Obscure anime reference.


Initial D is hardly obscure.
 
2013-06-25 12:13:56 PM
He wasn't driving. Guy had skills. And I like those older M5's. Unlike all those rich kid arabs you see doing stupid shiat in $400K cars.
 
2013-06-25 12:15:03 PM
Is it the same guy as in this video?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Fe17mCBzAk
 
2013-06-25 12:20:31 PM
What a non-tragedy that he's gone.
 
2013-06-25 12:32:55 PM
A dumbass died doing a dumbass thing, and not a fark was given.
 
2013-06-25 12:34:16 PM
He went against a Sicilian when death was on the line?
 
2013-06-25 12:46:10 PM
Best post in TAFT: "Driver fine, passenger dead and Google Translate in serious condition"
 
2013-06-25 01:17:50 PM

WorkingInParadise: He went against a Sicilian when death was on the line?


I heard it was a lnad war in asia
 
2013-06-25 01:18:45 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BWM?

A: With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.


I've always heard that one with a cow, a Saab, and an asshole.

In other news, once I realized this wasn't an article about a dead hobo, and finished wondering....did we all think a particular hobo was going to die in a particular way that didn't include VD, needles or suddenly connecting train cars?  Then I rtfa and wtfv and...well, my sympathies to the hobos.

/this activity reeks of douchebaggery
 
2013-06-25 01:22:51 PM
I'm just glad to see such an awesome car die.

Miss my E34
 
2013-06-25 01:23:47 PM

agsfark: I'm just glad to see such an awesome car die.

Miss my E34


SAD!  Dammit! I'm SAD to see such an awesome car die.
 
2013-06-25 04:08:35 PM
"street drifter dies in exactly the way you thought"

You mean being killed by someone that was nowhere near as good a driver while he was doing the responsible thing and not driving because he was inebriated?
 
2013-06-25 04:48:51 PM

lack of warmth: KrispyKritter: industrial high pressure toilet back flow prevention valve failure?

Kinky

/especially if it was the Vatican's toilet


I got this reference, and I must tell you I appreciated it.

/stampedes off
 
2013-06-25 05:22:29 PM
In a ball of twisted metal and fire with his body reduced to Spam?

/guessing
//no 'urban' out here
 
2013-06-25 06:34:32 PM
Andrew Mueller, Aussie war journalist, once asked his Georgian cab driver "Why do you people always drive like farking idiots?"  He responded "Because in Georgia, life is short."

One less Georgian on the road is never a bad thing.
 
2013-06-25 07:35:15 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: A dumbass died doing a dumbass thing, and not a fark was given.


Being a passenger in your own car is doing a dumbass thing ?

Teaser: That drift video was absolutely insane.  And, since his plate was clearly visible, how was he not arrested?


Although I don't know the actual answer, let me venture a guess: because Georgia...
 
Displayed 24 of 74 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report