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(Jalopnik)   Street drifter dies in the exact way that you and everyone else thought   (jalopnik.com) divider line 74
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2013-06-25 09:32:29 AM  
Somebody superglued a jar of rats to his face then blowtorched the other end so the rats would have to eat their way out through his face?
 
2013-06-25 09:32:43 AM  
Tree-1
Car-0
 
2013-06-25 09:32:47 AM  
Freak Water Polo accident?
 
2013-06-25 09:33:17 AM  

Donnchadha: Somebody superglued a jar of rats to his face then blowtorched the other end so the rats would have to eat their way out through his face?


tsk... my grandfather went the same way.
 
2013-06-25 09:33:23 AM  
images4.static-bluray.com

Shot in the chest with a .36 cal Colt Navy?
 
2013-06-25 09:34:02 AM  
In a freak gasoline fight accident?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-06-25 09:34:16 AM  
In a shootout with the high plains drifter?

There can be only one.
 
2013-06-25 09:36:45 AM  
Trying to take down dk?
 
2013-06-25 09:41:00 AM  
Swimming with stingrays?
 
2013-06-25 09:42:24 AM  
Freak accident falling off a library step stool?
 
2013-06-25 09:42:48 AM  
Not exactly.  I assumed he'd be the one driving.

BTW, if you haven't seen the video, this reckless no-goodnik gives reckless no-goodniks a bad name.
 
2013-06-25 09:44:51 AM  
industrial high pressure toilet back flow prevention valve failure?
 
2013-06-25 09:44:55 AM  
Hopefully, he died as he lived...with his head firmly planted in his anus.
 
2013-06-25 09:45:01 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Not exactly.  I assumed he'd be the one driving.

BTW, if you haven't seen the video, this reckless no-goodnik gives reckless no-goodniks a bad name.


He purposely ran over women and children?

/that's what it would take to lower my opinion of reckless no-goodniks
 
2013-06-25 09:45:50 AM  
Good for him.  one less idiot.  he's out of the gene pool now.
 
2013-06-25 09:46:41 AM  

blatz514: Tree-1
Car-0



lol

i'm thinking more like Tree:2
                                       Idiot:0

it was a blow out.
 
2013-06-25 09:47:53 AM  

KrispyKritter: industrial high pressure toilet back flow prevention valve failure?


Kinky

/especially if it was the Vatican's toilet
 
2013-06-25 09:48:02 AM  
Peaceful in his sleep? Unlike his passengers, screaming in terror. Bye grandpa /waves
 
2013-06-25 09:48:05 AM  
Those right-hand trees get you every time.
 
2013-06-25 09:50:21 AM  
Street racer died?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-25 09:50:22 AM  
You should all be worried about the guy driving, who couldn't do what the passenger did whilst he was behind the wheel.  With the driver surviving, it's only a matter of time before he attempts it again, which could result in a much more serious accident.
 
2013-06-25 09:50:31 AM  
Slipped on a banana peel and fell into molten lava?
 
2013-06-25 09:52:53 AM  

lack of warmth: Freak accident falling off a library step stool?


Did he break his whatchamacallit and then lie on the floor until his body turned to carrion?
 
2013-06-25 09:53:19 AM  
Nobody ever cares about homeless people.
 
2013-06-25 09:53:59 AM  
Meh
I drive my Accent like that when I have to be at the gym in 26 min.
 
2013-06-25 09:58:02 AM  

QueenMamaBee: Slipped on a banana peel and fell into molten lava?


Those banana peels can get slippery...

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-25 09:58:07 AM  
We have successfully turned into gostishku suddenly 30-40 meters from the entrance of the strongest all heard the clap, it was him. M5 skidded and fell down the tree from all the maha, slamming the door on the right-hand tree

I...see...
 
2013-06-25 10:01:56 AM  
Jason Statham's character ran into him causing the car to flip and then the car blew up while Jason called Torretto that he and his crew were doomed?
 
2013-06-25 10:02:06 AM  
Was he ghost ridin' tha whip, yo?

/YOLO
 
2013-06-25 10:07:20 AM  
Syphilitic buboes?
 
2013-06-25 10:12:34 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Was he ghost ridin' tha whip, yo?

/YOLO


If you only live once, shouldn't you take better care of yourself?
 
2013-06-25 10:13:18 AM  
Darwin always seems to find a way to eliminate deviant genes.
 
2013-06-25 10:14:18 AM  
He should have signed up for overdrift protection
 
2013-06-25 10:15:20 AM  
He'd fallen, and he couldn't get up?
 
2013-06-25 10:24:37 AM  
The only way this would have been better if the car slid into his family first. They deserve death for bringing such a shiatty person into the world.
 
2013-06-25 10:25:02 AM  
Hoon.
 
2013-06-25 10:25:31 AM  
He broke his johnson rod ?
 
Euk
2013-06-25 10:26:16 AM  
*He tried to take on Takumi on Mt. Akina?


*Obscure anime reference.
 
2013-06-25 10:26:57 AM  

Donnchadha: Somebody superglued a jar of rats to his face then blowtorched the other end so the rats would have to eat their way out through his face?


newsletter?
 
2013-06-25 10:34:45 AM  
Street racers are scum
 
2013-06-25 10:36:22 AM  

lack of warmth: KrispyKritter: industrial high pressure toilet back flow prevention valve failure?

Kinky

/especially if it was the Vatican's toilet


Does the Vatican have toilets? I thought it relied on immaculate evacuation.
 
2013-06-25 10:40:00 AM  

Bob Down: Nobody ever cares about homeless people.


i2.kym-cdn.com

I get your drift.
 
2013-06-25 10:46:01 AM  

ukexpat: lack of warmth: KrispyKritter: industrial high pressure toilet back flow prevention valve failure?

Kinky

/especially if it was the Vatican's toilet

Does the Vatican have toilets? I thought it relied on immaculate evacuation.


That would save on TP.
 
2013-06-25 10:53:15 AM  
In a crash in a tunnel while pursued by the paparazzi?
 
2013-06-25 10:57:07 AM  

Euk: *He tried to take on Takumi on Mt. Akina?


*Obscure anime reference.


Initial D?
 
2013-06-25 10:59:08 AM  

Linux_Yes: it was a blow out.


What?  A blow out of a tire on a car used for drifting a lot?  Unthinkable!
 
2013-06-25 11:02:42 AM  

Crewmannumber6: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Was he ghost ridin' tha whip, yo?

/YOLO

If you only live once, shouldn't you take better care of yourself?


I don't know whether to be sad or happy that I finally know what "YOLO" stands for.

/did that come one of the Fast & Furious movies...?
\\wouldn't be surprised
 
2013-06-25 11:05:22 AM  
Good.

How many crashes did he cause, but leave in his rearview mirror, over his "career"?
 
2013-06-25 11:22:17 AM  
Multi track drifting?
 
2013-06-25 11:40:06 AM  
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BWM?

A: With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
 
2013-06-25 11:43:31 AM  

SmithHiller: He should have signed up for overdrift protection


Karma has once again protected me since I did not have a mouthful of coffee when I read that.
 
2013-06-25 11:45:53 AM  
Through no fault of his own?
 
2013-06-25 11:54:50 AM  
Dissolved in DIP?

web-images.chacha.com
 
2013-06-25 11:55:46 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BWM?

A: With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.



Good thing I drive a BMW.

/farking acronyms!1!! HOW DO THEY WORK!??
 
2013-06-25 12:02:26 PM  
That drift video was absolutely insane.  And, since his plate was clearly visible, how was he not arrested?
 
2013-06-25 12:04:13 PM  

Maud Dib: Hopefully, he died as he lived...with his head firmly planted in his anus.


This.  Street Racers have it coming.
 
2013-06-25 12:05:55 PM  
Stabbed by Puertorican toughs?
 
2013-06-25 12:07:26 PM  
"HERO" tag!

for the tree
 
2013-06-25 12:09:05 PM  

Euk: *He tried to take on Takumi on Mt. Akina?


*Obscure anime reference.


Initial D is hardly obscure.
 
2013-06-25 12:13:56 PM  
He wasn't driving. Guy had skills. And I like those older M5's. Unlike all those rich kid arabs you see doing stupid shiat in $400K cars.
 
2013-06-25 12:15:03 PM  
Is it the same guy as in this video?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Fe17mCBzAk
 
2013-06-25 12:20:31 PM  
What a non-tragedy that he's gone.
 
2013-06-25 12:32:55 PM  
A dumbass died doing a dumbass thing, and not a fark was given.
 
2013-06-25 12:34:16 PM  
He went against a Sicilian when death was on the line?
 
2013-06-25 12:46:10 PM  
Best post in TAFT: "Driver fine, passenger dead and Google Translate in serious condition"
 
2013-06-25 01:17:50 PM  

WorkingInParadise: He went against a Sicilian when death was on the line?


I heard it was a lnad war in asia
 
2013-06-25 01:18:45 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BWM?

A: With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.


I've always heard that one with a cow, a Saab, and an asshole.

In other news, once I realized this wasn't an article about a dead hobo, and finished wondering....did we all think a particular hobo was going to die in a particular way that didn't include VD, needles or suddenly connecting train cars?  Then I rtfa and wtfv and...well, my sympathies to the hobos.

/this activity reeks of douchebaggery
 
2013-06-25 01:22:51 PM  
I'm just glad to see such an awesome car die.

Miss my E34
 
2013-06-25 01:23:47 PM  

agsfark: I'm just glad to see such an awesome car die.

Miss my E34


SAD!  Dammit! I'm SAD to see such an awesome car die.
 
2013-06-25 04:08:35 PM  
"street drifter dies in exactly the way you thought"

You mean being killed by someone that was nowhere near as good a driver while he was doing the responsible thing and not driving because he was inebriated?
 
2013-06-25 04:48:51 PM  

lack of warmth: KrispyKritter: industrial high pressure toilet back flow prevention valve failure?

Kinky

/especially if it was the Vatican's toilet


I got this reference, and I must tell you I appreciated it.

/stampedes off
 
2013-06-25 05:22:29 PM  
In a ball of twisted metal and fire with his body reduced to Spam?

/guessing
//no 'urban' out here
 
2013-06-25 06:34:32 PM  
Andrew Mueller, Aussie war journalist, once asked his Georgian cab driver "Why do you people always drive like farking idiots?"  He responded "Because in Georgia, life is short."

One less Georgian on the road is never a bad thing.
 
2013-06-25 07:35:15 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: A dumbass died doing a dumbass thing, and not a fark was given.


Being a passenger in your own car is doing a dumbass thing ?

Teaser: That drift video was absolutely insane.  And, since his plate was clearly visible, how was he not arrested?


Although I don't know the actual answer, let me venture a guess: because Georgia...
 
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