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(CNN)   Zimmerman defense lawyer apologizes to jury for telling knock-knock joke about them in his opening statement, asks them if they've heard the one about Trayvon Martin's favorite flavor of Skittles   (cnn.com) divider line 933
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2013-06-25 08:10:11 AM  
DRINK!

Sometimes I wonder if his defense attorney is actively trying to sabotage his case.
 
2013-06-25 08:17:51 AM  
I'm not even interested in this trial but that was uh, something.
 
2013-06-25 08:18:03 AM  
Or, he could ask for the jury's fark handles, insisting, if they have not already read it on fark, it would have been funny.

/wait, even if it was funny, what was the point? What was he trying to accomplish by being funny?
 
2013-06-25 08:19:05 AM  
Well? What's his favorite flavor?
 
2013-06-25 08:20:28 AM  
Knock knock?
Who's There?
George Zimmerman?
George Zim-AHHH!!!! SCARY TEENAGER!!!!BLAMBLAMBLAM!!!!!!

Also, who's been smuggling Zim Zim deep fried ranch donuts into the jail? The guy's a farking blimp now.
 
2013-06-25 08:22:04 AM  

Green Scorpio: Well? What's his favorite flavor?


Favorite Skittles flavor?  I'm not sure.  But I'm guessing his favorite beer is

www.myneonhaven.com
 
2013-06-25 08:22:35 AM  

mayIFark: Or, he could ask for the jury's fark handles, insisting, if they have not already read it on fark, it would have been funny.

/wait, even if it was funny, what was the point? What was he trying to accomplish by being funny?



He's merely illustrating to the court that dead teenagers are funny, as long as they're not white.
 
2013-06-25 08:24:03 AM  
I think he was trying to make a comment about the jury selection process.  I'm not sure what his point was, but I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be disparaging.

Which frankly, if I were on the jury, I'd be insulted.  Perhaps he's trying to set up grounds for appeal.
 
2013-06-25 08:26:21 AM  
At this point, I have a feeling that both sides are just farking around. Trolling, for the lulz, if you will.
 
2013-06-25 08:26:38 AM  
"A prosecuting attorney greeted the jury in the George Zimmerman trial Monday with a quote full of expletives, while his adversary decided it was appropriate to tell jurors a knock-knock joke."

/as if this trial wasn't a joke already
//if the joke something, something, you must acquit?
 
2013-06-25 08:26:57 AM  

stoli n coke: mayIFark: Or, he could ask for the jury's fark handles, insisting, if they have not already read it on fark, it would have been funny.

/wait, even if it was funny, what was the point? What was he trying to accomplish by being funny?


He's merely illustrating to the court that dead teenagers are funny, as long as they're not white.


Not true. Dead white teenagers can be funny
MST3k - 514 - Teenage Strangler
 
2013-06-25 08:27:42 AM  

Zelron: I think he was trying to make a comment about the jury selection process.  I'm not sure what his point was, but I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be disparaging.

Which frankly, if I were on the jury, I'd be insulted.  Perhaps he's trying to set up grounds for appeal.


The 'joke' was that if you haven't heard of Zimmerman, you could be on the jury. Wasn't this a Fark headline a while ago?
 
2013-06-25 08:28:01 AM  

Zelron: I think he was trying to make a comment about the jury selection process.  I'm not sure what his point was, but I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be disparaging.

Which frankly, if I were on the jury, I'd be insulted.  Perhaps he's trying to set up grounds for appeal.


counterpoint:  it could be he was trying to say he felt they would be an impartial jury, having not heard of any news of the case.

/either way, he failed miserably.
 
2013-06-25 08:28:50 AM  
Is the trial on TV, or better yet, web streamed?
 
2013-06-25 08:29:30 AM  
Well, after the prosecutor threw the F-bomb at the jury in his opening statement, the defense could have make a Chewbacca referense and still made a more favorable impression.

/the "this is what those guys really think" argument doesn't really work that well, even on the internet
//it's actually pretty funny that the prosecutor tried it though... especially later when we watch him argue after that that Trayvon's internet history should be kept out of the trial
 
2013-06-25 08:30:14 AM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Zelron: I think he was trying to make a comment about the jury selection process.  I'm not sure what his point was, but I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be disparaging.

Which frankly, if I were on the jury, I'd be insulted.  Perhaps he's trying to set up grounds for appeal.

counterpoint:  it could be he was trying to say he felt they would be an impartial jury, having not heard of any news of the case.

/either way, he failed miserably.


Yeah, whatever his motivation, I don't think that was a good lawyerin' move at all.
 
2013-06-25 08:30:26 AM  

Zelron: I'm not sure what his point was, but I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be disparaging.


The same joke 2 decades ago:
Knock knock?
Who's There?
O.J. Simpson
O.J. Simpson who?
You're on the jury
 
2013-06-25 08:30:38 AM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Green Scorpio: Well? What's his favorite flavor?

Favorite Skittles flavor?  I'm not sure.  But I'm guessing his favorite beer is


[www.myneonhaven.com image 500x375]


forum.maplewoodonline.com

 
2013-06-25 08:31:29 AM  
Orange you glad I didn't say Zimmerman?
 
2013-06-25 08:31:50 AM  

Zelron: I think he was trying to make a comment about the jury selection process.  I'm not sure what his point was, but I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be disparaging.

Which frankly, if I were on the jury, I'd be insulted.  Perhaps he's trying to set up grounds for appeal.


Well hell yeah, that's another opportunity to beg dullards for money.
 
2013-06-25 08:31:54 AM  

Carth: Is the trial on TV, or better yet, web streamed?


Yeah, but I don't know if you want to watch it from this site
http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/06/19/watch-live-coverage-george-zimm er man-trial
 
2013-06-25 08:32:44 AM  

Green Scorpio: Carth: Is the trial on TV, or better yet, web streamed?

Yeah, but I don't know if you want to watch it from this site
http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/06/19/watch-live-coverage-george-zimm er man-trial


Thank you. I have ad block they get nothing from me.
 
2013-06-25 08:35:00 AM  

No Time To Explain: "A prosecuting attorney greeted the jury in the George Zimmerman trial Monday with a quote full of expletives, while his adversary decided it was appropriate to tell jurors a knock-knock joke."

/as if this trial wasn't a joke already
//if the joke something, something, you must acquit?


To be fair, the prosecutor was reading the transcript of what George Zimmerman was saying to the 911 operator as he was hunting down the kid.
 
2013-06-25 08:35:08 AM  
I think what he was trying to say is, this case got more attention than it deserved, and that can sway the outcome. The problem with that logic is, he is basically insulting the jury's judgement to get in their favor.

/anyway, I can't tell what he was trying to do. What I can tell is that he screwed up.
 
2013-06-25 08:35:42 AM  
Whee, the mods are laying on the Tatterdemalian filters thick today!

/I don't even know what "referense" is reefering to
//it's nice to know I'm just that special to you all
 
2013-06-25 08:40:25 AM  

limeyfellow: No Time To Explain: "A prosecuting attorney greeted the jury in the George Zimmerman trial Monday with a quote full of expletives, while his adversary decided it was appropriate to tell jurors a knock-knock joke."

/as if this trial wasn't a joke already
//if the joke something, something, you must acquit?

To be fair, the prosecutor was reading the transcript of what George Zimmerman was saying to the 911 operator as he was hunting down the kid.




Hunting Martin? So you admit that Martin was a wild beast
 
2013-06-25 08:42:07 AM  
I watched the clips of this last night. The prosecutor was masterful. The defense came off as a clueless nincompoop.
 
2013-06-25 08:45:23 AM  

Tatterdemalian: Well, after the prosecutor threw the F-bomb at the jury in his opening statement, the defense could have make a Chewbacca referense and still made a more favorable impression.


He didn't "throw the F-bomb", he quoted the 911 call to show the mindset of Zimmerman a few minutes before the shooting.  Your hero is the one that did the cussing, the prosecutor quoted evidence.
 
2013-06-25 08:45:56 AM  

Green Scorpio: Carth: Is the trial on TV, or better yet, web streamed?

Yeah, but I don't know if you want to watch it from this site
http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/06/19/watch-live-coverage-george-zimm er man-trial


For the Lifetime mini series, John Goodman is a lock to play the judge.

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www.truthdig.com
 
2013-06-25 08:47:10 AM  

No Time To Explain: "A prosecuting attorney greeted the jury in the George Zimmerman trial Monday with a quote full of expletives, while his adversary decided it was appropriate to tell jurors a knock-knock joke."

/as if this trial wasn't a joke already
//if the joke something, something, you must acquit?


So the prosecutor used expletives, but did it while quoting Zimmerman and strengthening his case. The prosecutor used the expletives to drive home his case that Zimmerman actively wanted to kill Martin. The defense attorney started off with a joke that insulted the jury and the jury's intelligence. I wonder which attorney made the better opening statement.
 
2013-06-25 08:48:07 AM  

JuggleGeek: Tatterdemalian: Well, after the prosecutor threw the F-bomb at the jury in his opening statement, the defense could have make a Chewbacca referense and still made a more favorable impression.

He didn't "throw the F-bomb", he quoted the 911 call to show the mindset of Zimmerman a few minutes before the shooting.  Your hero is the one that did the cussing, the prosecutor quoted evidence.


The prosecutor said the F-word in court, though, and that's offensive so Zimmerman should be acquitted.
 
2013-06-25 08:49:09 AM  
Take my skittles, please.
 
2013-06-25 08:49:55 AM  

Tatterdemalian: Well, after the prosecutor threw the F-bomb at the jury in his opening statement, the defense could have make a Chewbacca referense and still made a more favorable impression.

/the "this is what those guys really think" argument doesn't really work that well, even on the internet
//it's actually pretty funny that the prosecutor tried it though... especially later when we watch him argue after that that Trayvon's internet history should be kept out of the trial


Actually, since the f-bombs were in a direct Zimmerman quote from the 911 tapes that illustrate that Zimmerman wanted to kill Martin, I think the prosecutor can get away with it. The defense attorney, on the other hand, had no excuse for the bad knock-knock joke that insulted the jury.
 
2013-06-25 08:50:32 AM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Green Scorpio: Well? What's his favorite flavor?

Favorite Skittles flavor?  I'm not sure.  But I'm guessing his favorite beer is

[www.myneonhaven.com image 500x375]


He's black, not werewolf.
 
2013-06-25 08:51:07 AM  

stoli n coke: Knock knock?
Who's There?
George Zimmerman?
George Zim-AHHH!!!! SCARY TEENAGER!!!!BLAMBLAMBLAM!!!!!!

Also, who's been smuggling Zim Zim deep fried ranch donuts into the jail? The guy's a farking blimp now.


he's not been in jail. He's been living high on the hog in a 5 star hotel off of the racists' money donated to his website.
 
2013-06-25 08:51:51 AM  

markfara: JuggleGeek: Tatterdemalian: Well, after the prosecutor threw the F-bomb at the jury in his opening statement, the defense could have make a Chewbacca referense and still made a more favorable impression.

He didn't "throw the F-bomb", he quoted the 911 call to show the mindset of Zimmerman a few minutes before the shooting.  Your hero is the one that did the cussing, the prosecutor quoted evidence.

The prosecutor said the F-word in court, though, and that's offensive so Zimmerman should be acquitted.



I think a lot of people don't realize that actual trials aren't PG rated, especially murder trials. This isn't Law and Order. Attorneys read 9-1-1 transcripts without deleting any expletives, they'll show graphic and bloody crime scene photos, basically anything at their disposal that helps their case.

They care about the jury's analysis of the evidence, not their moral feelings or the moral feelings of all the pearl clutchers watching on Court TV.
 
2013-06-25 08:52:06 AM  
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Trayvon Martin.
I don't think so.
 
2013-06-25 08:52:31 AM  
i735.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-25 08:54:17 AM  

Carth: Is the trial on TV, or better yet, web streamed?


Pretty sure Comedy Central has exclusive broadcast rights...

\Ladies & Gentlemen of the jury, I think the moral of the story is, don't bring Skittles to a gun fight! Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.  Don't forget to tip your bailiff...
 
2013-06-25 08:56:06 AM  
The irony is that, Zimmerman, all 500 lbs of him, actually looks more menacing now than he did when it all went down.  His defense team is starting off like a bunch of keystone cops...

1.)  The knock knock joke,
2.)  Asserting that DNA doesn't necessarily prove much
3.)  Forgetting a point in the timeline and telling the jury, 'I'm sure you wrote it down.'
 
2013-06-25 08:56:42 AM  
over a year to prep.  and that is the best opening statement he could come up with?

lube up, zimmerman...itll only make things easier
 
2013-06-25 08:56:42 AM  
Sour Skittles are the best. I'd kill for a pack.
 
2013-06-25 08:56:57 AM  
Wait.

Wasn't that knock-knock joke THE headline that was used on Fark.com a couple weeks ago??

GODDAMMITSOMUCH

Seven Mason: [i735.photobucket.com image 827x115]


Yeah...that.
 
2013-06-25 08:58:18 AM  

markfara: I watched the clips of this last night. The prosecutor was masterful. The defense came off as a clueless nincompoop.


yeah I couldn't even follow his narrative with all the maps and stuff. WTH was he trying to prove with all that? Establish his timeline? Because that was about as sloppy and unintelligible presentation I've seen.  Nothing was marked on his maps. He kept jumping back and forth in time and not presenting events as they happened in chronological order. And why did they (both sides) spend so long with the 7-11, it's location and what was bought there etc.? Jeez people cut to the chase. What he bought at the store and all that aren't important.
 
2013-06-25 08:58:27 AM  

Seven Mason: [i735.photobucket.com image 827x115]


Great, so the defense is ripping off Fark, who ripped off an old OJ Simpson joke.
 
2013-06-25 08:59:24 AM  

xanadian: Wait.

Wasn't that knock-knock joke THE headline that was used on Fark.com a couple weeks ago??

GODDAMMITSOMUCH

Seven Mason: [i735.photobucket.com image 827x115]

Yeah...that.


OMG they stole the fark headline? Someone on the defense team is a totalfarker?
 
2013-06-25 08:59:42 AM  

BeatrixK: The irony is that, Zimmerman, all 500 lbs of him, actually looks more menacing now than he did when it all went down.  His defense team is starting off like a bunch of keystone cops...

1.)  The knock knock joke,
2.)  Asserting that DNA doesn't necessarily prove much
3.)  Forgetting a point in the timeline and telling the jury, 'I'm sure you wrote it down.'


Wait, what?  The defense team is calling into question DNA???  In a case where it is 100% clear that their client in fact killed Martin?  What possible angle could they have there?
 
2013-06-25 08:59:52 AM  

greentea1985: No Time To Explain: "A prosecuting attorney greeted the jury in the George Zimmerman trial Monday with a quote full of expletives, while his adversary decided it was appropriate to tell jurors a knock-knock joke."

/as if this trial wasn't a joke already
//if the joke something, something, you must acquit?

So the prosecutor used expletives, but did it while quoting Zimmerman and strengthening his case. The prosecutor used the expletives to drive home his case that Zimmerman actively wanted to kill Martin. The defense attorney started off with a joke that insulted the jury and the jury's intelligence. I wonder which attorney made the better opening statement.


The prosecutor's opening arguments were more or less an emotional plea. The idiotic knock-knock joke aside, the defense had a pretty solid open argument with lots of pertinent information supporting Zimmerman's version of events and it was presented in an efficient, easy to digest manner. Open arguments aside, the prosecution bungled the fark out of the 911 dispatcher's testimony. They did not have a good day.
 
2013-06-25 09:01:02 AM  
Watching the prosecution use farker prosecution tactics was the highlight of my day, yesterday.
My fave was when they tried to make "might be black...ok definitely black" sound like racism.

"He said he's black, AGAIN! Did you ask that second time?!"


The prosecution is hosed.
 
2013-06-25 09:01:55 AM  
Slammin' Strawberry?
 
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