Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I've found vigorous exercise burns more calories than vigorous prayer, but maybe I'm just not lifting enough spiritual weight or giving my faith enough recovery time.
nocturnal001: In related news, the placebo effect is a real thing.
Monkeyhouse Zendo: Voiceofreason01: SphericalTime: What in the 72 hells? My gods that makes no sense to me.This has to be fakeAtheism has a distinct lack of spontaneous expressions of disbelief and incredulity. Christians have "Jesus Christ", Jews have "Oy vey", punk rock Jews have "Oi vey", Muslims have something that probably translates to "where is my bomb/vest". Atheists open their mouths and have nothing. It can be very frustrating.I've taken to exclaiming "Knights of Columbus!" and "Great Odin's beard!"
RobSeace: If you "need" to worship and pray to something, why not just do like George Carlin and worship the sun and pray to Joe Pesci? At least they both exist!
Farking Canuck: untaken_name: Atheism is the worst religion ever.Anvils are the worst boats ever.
untaken_name: Farking Canuck: untaken_name: Atheism is the worst religion ever.Anvils are the worst boats ever.Yes, which is why people who are ACTUALLY rational don't try making anvils into boats. Because it's stupid. Like atheism.
Alonjar: As an atheist, I must say I am highly confident that I would lead a much happier more fulfilling life if I could convince myself that there was a god, my place in the universe was "meant to be", and that I should be doing things for a higher purpose than stimulating my bodies receptors until they cease to function.Oh well.
letrole: Atheism is a Religion.
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