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(The Nordic Page)   Snowden is in Iceland if you believe Nordic pirates   (tnp.no) divider line 51
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2013-06-25 09:34:27 AM
Snowden? In Iceland? Too obvious.
 
2013-06-25 09:34:41 AM
Maybe he will be bitten by a møøse?
 
2013-06-25 09:35:30 AM
Snowden is in all of us.  He's all a part of us, and we're all a part of him.
 
2013-06-25 09:38:02 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Snowden is in all of us.  He's all a part of us, and we're all a part of him.


We eat his body and drink his blood every Sunday.
 
2013-06-25 09:40:02 AM
For those counting, there are 69 virgins to go. It's virgin day at the Blue Hole.

totaliceland.com
 
2013-06-25 09:41:02 AM
They want you to think Iceland, he's really in Greenland.
 
2013-06-25 09:44:45 AM
Pretty sure Snowden is in Wales
 
2013-06-25 09:45:11 AM
They'd know for sure if he was in Iceland. "Someone we're not related to, get him girls!"
 
2013-06-25 09:46:29 AM
Come on, CIA, get on with it! Where's the sudden mysterious death with plenty of plausible deniability?
 
2013-06-25 09:47:13 AM
So, I'm thinking drone strike?
 
2013-06-25 09:48:25 AM

give me doughnuts: Come on, CIA, get on with it! Where's the sudden mysterious death with plenty of plausible deniability?


No, we're beyond that now. We've played our hand, the rest of the world knows exactly who and what we are.

We need to start playing the "shock and awe" game. Make it clear that we can operate unilaterally; make it clear that nowhere is safe.
 
2013-06-25 09:48:35 AM
If only the US had some sort of surveillance capability we could use to track Snowden down.
 
2013-06-25 09:48:42 AM

marius2: They'd know for sure if he was in Iceland. "Someone we're not related to, get him girls!"


There's an app for that.
 
2013-06-25 09:50:44 AM

Faddy: Pretty sure Snowden is in Wales


Ddoniol iawn
 
2013-06-25 09:51:17 AM
For the love of God, someone find Bjork for her opinion on this.
 
2013-06-25 09:53:49 AM
Organization Pirate Party Norway claims that spy accused Edward Snowden would land at Oslo Gardermon airport last night.

*sigh*
 
2013-06-25 09:55:25 AM
It's almost a case of nominative determinism, right?
 
2013-06-25 09:55:39 AM

give me doughnuts: Come on, CIA, get on with it! Where's the sudden mysterious death with plenty of plausible deniability?


They shot their wad for the month on Michael Hastings.

I'm kidding, but how can anyone tell?
 
2013-06-25 09:57:01 AM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Organization Pirate Party Norway claims that spy accused Edward Snowden would land at Oslo Gardermon airport last night.

*sigh*


In all fairness, the site's in Norway.  English isn't their first language.
 
2013-06-25 09:57:27 AM

Hawnkee: Maybe he will be bitten by a møøse?


Will he become a weremøøse?
 
2013-06-25 09:59:31 AM
BEHEAD
THOSE
WHO
INFILTRATE
ÍSLAND

 
2013-06-25 10:02:44 AM
He must be worth a LOT for them to be helping him like this. He did give the information to the American people. My huge question is what is going to happen now.
 
2013-06-25 10:04:44 AM
We apologise for the fault in this thread.
Those responsible have been sacked.
 
2013-06-25 10:05:53 AM

wildcardjack: nominative determinism


okay, you're going to have to define that for me.
 
2013-06-25 10:06:08 AM

Anthracite: He must be worth a LOT for them to be helping him like this. He did give the information to the American people. My huge question is what is going to happen now.


It's not every day you can put your thumb in the eye of the US government.
 
2013-06-25 10:06:30 AM
More likely Finland. The country where he want's to be.
 
2013-06-25 10:08:19 AM
^wants^
 
2013-06-25 10:10:19 AM
Snowden is living in the White House!
 
2013-06-25 10:20:15 AM
Kill Snowden? We can do that any time we want. I can send Nikki to do that, for Chrissakes. Mr. Snowden was supposed to be dead three weeks ago. He was supposed to have died in a way where the only possible explanation was that he'd been murdered by a member of his own entourage. I don't send you to kill. I send you to be invisible. I send you because you don't exist.
 
2013-06-25 10:28:31 AM
No way
 
2013-06-25 10:30:15 AM
We need a Snowden Patrol.
 
2013-06-25 10:37:29 AM

Faddy: Pretty sure Snowden is in Wales


No.

Snowden is an unincorporated community in Lincoln County, West Virginia, United States. Its post office [2] is closed.

The fact that its post office is closed is important for some reason.
 
2013-06-25 10:38:11 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Organization Pirate Party Norway claims that spy accused Edward Snowden would land at Oslo Gardermon airport last night.

*sigh*

In all fairness, the site's in Norway.  English isn't their first language.


True. Still, it bugs me. I'll let it go.

Perhaps I should consider a farm holiday in Norway.
 
2013-06-25 10:38:56 AM

buckets_of_fun: We need a Snowden Patrol.


being chased by (black) cars?
 
2013-06-25 10:54:48 AM
MOLE!

www.tnp.noMO
 
2013-06-25 10:57:45 AM
He got on a Jetblue flight and now no one knows where he is.
 
2013-06-25 10:59:16 AM
Rumor is he's still in Moscow and Pootie-Poot has copied all documents and cloned all data.
 
2013-06-25 11:03:24 AM
You know nothing, Snooden!
 
2013-06-25 11:36:22 AM
It's just funny that the guy who revealed a massive surveillance apparatus of the NSA has to flee to nations (except Iceland) that has even worse privacy violations than the U.S. Poor Snowden, he should rename himself Mongo because now he's nothing but a pawn in the game of Life.
 
2013-06-25 11:56:44 AM

BalugaJoe: He got on a Jetblue flight and now no one knows where he is.


Did he hide in my suitcase? 'cause nobody knows where that thing wound up.
 
2013-06-25 11:57:59 AM
Does this mean he's on the Nordic Track?
 
2013-06-25 12:28:06 PM

skinink: It's just funny that the guy who revealed a massive surveillance apparatus of the NSA has to flee to nations (except Iceland) that has even worse privacy violations than the U.S. Poor Snowden, he should rename himself Mongo because now he's nothing but a pawn in the game of Life.


He's going to Iceland because:

1) Hot Blondes
2) Gave Asylum to Bobby Fischer when he went political
3) Hot Blondes
 
2013-06-25 12:30:54 PM
Does nordic pirate not equal viking?
 
2013-06-25 12:53:42 PM
It would be funny if it became a conspiracy of "Hide the Hero", where all the countries around the world report- "Yeah, He's here." off and on, taking turns at screwing with Homerland Security.

Meanwhile the empire grows tired of the game.
 
2013-06-25 01:18:49 PM

shortymac: skinink: It's just funny that the guy who revealed a massive surveillance apparatus of the NSA has to flee to nations (except Iceland) that has even worse privacy violations than the U.S. Poor Snowden, he should rename himself Mongo because now he's nothing but a pawn in the game of Life.

He's going to Iceland because:

1) Hot Blondes
2) Gave Asylum to Bobby Fischer when he went political
3) Hot Blondes


Nah, the guy went through Norway and didn't stop. Have you not seen the caliber of blondes up there?

/I'd have hopped over to Sweden myself
 
2013-06-25 01:33:20 PM
Snowden found - still sitting in Moscow airport, with giant grin on his face.
Putin tells Obama to go fk himself - Russia has no extradition agreement with the US. Besides, he's still on the neutral side of the airport and outside Russian soil, they CAN'T extradite him
 
2013-06-25 04:32:53 PM

marius2: Snowden is living in the White House!


Who put Snowden in the White House?
 
2013-06-25 04:43:44 PM
So does that mean he was captured by Ice Pirates?
 
2013-06-25 07:28:49 PM
So I googled "Iceland" and saw how skinny Rosie O'Donell got.
cdn2.mamapop.com
 
2013-06-26 05:59:18 AM

cyberspacedout: shortymac: skinink: It's just funny that the guy who revealed a massive surveillance apparatus of the NSA has to flee to nations (except Iceland) that has even worse privacy violations than the U.S. Poor Snowden, he should rename himself Mongo because now he's nothing but a pawn in the game of Life.

He's going to Iceland because:

1) Hot Blondes
2) Gave Asylum to Bobby Fischer when he went political
3) Hot Blondes

Nah, the guy went through Norway and didn't stop. Have you not seen the caliber of blondes up there?

/I'd have hopped over to Sweden myself


Yeah but see point 2, Norway and Sweden would have extradited his ass.
 
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