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2013-06-25 08:32:29 AM
The court heard it escalated until Barton barged into 2363's home that October and sexually assaulted her.

He allegedly said: "We're going to have sex and make up."



Make up sex does not work that way!
 
2013-06-25 09:17:32 AM
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2013-06-25 09:25:17 AM
Didn't watch too many Bond films, did he.

If you're going to do this, make sure that she's going to die in the next reel.
 
2013-06-25 09:50:18 AM
I like my terrorized exes shaken not stirred.
 
2013-06-25 09:50:26 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Didn't watch too many Bond films, did he.

If you're going to do this, make sure that she's going to die in the next reel.


Just watched Skyfall last night...still holds true!

/second best Bond movie after Goldfinger.
//nothing will EVER top Goldfinger
 
2013-06-25 09:51:08 AM
Emm fifteen?
 
2013-06-25 09:52:36 AM

Jacob_Roberson: Emm fifteen?


Em eye five
 
2013-06-25 10:07:39 AM

PrivateCaboose: Jacob_Roberson: Emm fifteen?

Em eye five


Well then... they need to make up their minds
 
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2013-06-25 10:08:51 AM
Hmmm...  Unless their identities are disclosed, how are we to know that this isn't some elaborate, staged setup?  Everyone could simply be actors up to and even possibly including the defendant.  On that jury I would be forced to vote not-guilty, simply on those grounds.

Yeah, sucks for the British espionage establishment, but that's what happens when you don't deal with employee crap before it gets out-of-hand.
 
2013-06-25 10:13:55 AM

Jacob_Roberson: Emm fifteen?


M15's motto is "Stirred, not shaken."

/How the hell can a British magazine make that error?!
//Especially considering Americans (like me) know the correct nomenclature due to the Bond films!
 
2013-06-25 10:21:56 AM
the judge used the phrase "Loads of the witnesses" ??? Loads?

no wonder he was at southwark [pronounced, locally, as 'suvvuk'] crown court

/In my day judges knew to use correct grammar
// now get off my lawn
 
2013-06-25 10:27:57 AM
You know, its always a business doing pleasure with you 

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2013-06-25 10:28:06 AM
2363? 2363? Man, you don't know about 2702. Now that's a babe And the new, young one 12304. I personally don't hang around with anyone who's number is less than 9540, but you old guys need some, too.
 
2013-06-25 10:29:46 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: M15
Bond films


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-25 10:29:55 AM
Lannnaaaaaaaaa!
 
2013-06-25 10:50:51 AM
the woman, known as 2363

Demoted?
seattletimes.com
 
2013-06-25 10:53:04 AM
Archer: Oh my God, you killed a hooker!Cyril: Call girl! She was a call girl!Archer: No, Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-25 12:00:07 PM
And we shouldn't worry about them abusing there power over us.
 
2013-06-25 12:52:31 PM
I've heard of MI5 but what the hell is M15?
 
2013-06-25 12:56:29 PM

Jacob_Roberson: DarkSoulNoHope: M15
Bond films

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Is that a young Judi Dench or a B&W of Diana Rigg in the On Her Majesty's Secret Service wedding scene?
 
2013-06-25 12:57:51 PM

dbrossard: I've heard of MI5 but what the hell is M15?


It was going to be a motorway in Britian, TO THE EXTREME!!
 
2013-06-25 12:59:05 PM

dbrossard: I've heard of MI5 but what the hell is M15?


This:
images.wikia.com

Don't get too excited, though. Apparently it's fictional.
 
2013-06-25 01:05:43 PM
When you are a spy do you really have many dating options?
 
2013-06-25 01:36:03 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: or a B&W of Diana Rigg in the On Her Majesty's Secret Service wedding scene?


Heh. Clever.
 
2013-06-25 02:23:14 PM
I prefer to mix brunettes with pleasure... business be damned.
 
2013-06-25 05:19:38 PM
Double Secret Probation Sex ...?
 
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