Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(AZ Family)   Actress who played the sister in "That 70s Show" arrested for DUI. Dumbass   (azfamily.com) divider line 86
    More: Dumbass, Lisa Robin Kelly, Fox Series, Topher Grace, Mooresville  
•       •       •

6537 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Jun 2013 at 9:51 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



86 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-06-25 01:35:36 PM  

texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.


Jodie Sweetin just got divorced again. Let the pants off dance off begin!
 
2013-06-25 02:00:25 PM  

BATMANATEE: texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.

Jodie Sweetin just got divorced again. Let the pants off dance off begin!


That was the weirdest show I've seen on US television.  Honestly, it looked like it belonged on some Eastern European channel in a country with strong anti-nudity broadcasting laws and no Internet.
 
2013-06-25 02:09:41 PM  

meanmutton: BATMANATEE: texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.

Jodie Sweetin just got divorced again. Let the pants off dance off begin!

That was the weirdest show I've seen on US television.  Honestly, it looked like it belonged on some Eastern European channel in a country with strong anti-nudity broadcasting laws and no Internet.


I've never actually seen the show, but your description is what I figured it would be like.
 
2013-06-25 02:14:36 PM  

zappaisfrank: She got naked in a film called "Amityville Dollhouse" in 1996.

http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM3867-Lisa Ro binKelly[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]esuohlloDellivytimA[* image 7x13]jpg NSFW!!!


i828.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-25 02:24:17 PM  
As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.
 
2013-06-25 02:34:44 PM  
This is reaching Dana Plato/Erin Moran levels of "just sad."
 
2013-06-25 03:31:42 PM  

BATMANATEE: meanmutton: BATMANATEE: texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.

Jodie Sweetin just got divorced again. Let the pants off dance off begin!

That was the weirdest show I've seen on US television.  Honestly, it looked like it belonged on some Eastern European channel in a country with strong anti-nudity broadcasting laws and no Internet.

I've never actually seen the show, but your description is what I figured it would be like.


*GIS's Jodie Sweetin 2013*

She ought to just do porn. I'd fap to that.
 
2013-06-25 03:49:48 PM  

MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.


Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?
 
2013-06-25 03:55:29 PM  

meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?


You just proved my point -- out of all the women in Hollywood, you could only come up with five who still have careers playing non-grandmothers.
 
2013-06-25 04:13:50 PM  
Nightmare fuel.  That's just her looking at a camera.  I'm terrified to think what she would look like widening her eyes and gnashing her teeth.  She's going to kill us all.
 
2013-06-25 04:19:35 PM  

MrEricSir: meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?

You just proved my point -- out of all the women in Hollywood, you could only come up with five who still have careers playing non-grandmothers.


The five highest paid; i.e., the first five whose names come up when you look for "highest paid female actors".

Cameron Diaz, Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, Halle Berry, Gwyneth Paltrow, Naomi Watts, Alyson Hannigan, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Winslet, Renee Zelwiger, Penelope Cruz, Tina Fey, Kristin Wiig, Amy Poehler.

Okay, I'm out.  I'm sure I can think of a couple more, though.
 
2013-06-25 04:19:58 PM  
*clicks article*

Jeebusmaryanjoseph KILLITWITHFIRE!
 
2013-06-25 04:25:47 PM  

MrEricSir: meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?

You just proved my point -- out of all the women in Hollywood, you could only come up with five who still have careers playing non-grandmothers.


Also, I don't think I could come up with more than 5 Beatles songs off the top of my head.  Does that mean they don't have a ton of good music or that "how many XXX can this particular farker come up with" is a poor metric?
 
2013-06-25 04:35:17 PM  

meanmutton: MrEricSir: meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?

You just proved my point -- out of all the women in Hollywood, you could only come up with five who still have careers playing non-grandmothers.

Also, I don't think I could come up with more than 5 Beatles songs off the top of my head.  Does that mean they don't have a ton of good music or that "how many XXX can this particular farker come up with" is a poor metric?


No, it's not a great metric. If you wanted to look at this from a factual perspective, you'd have to register for an IMDb Pro account and write some kind of script that aggregates the data from their API. But who has time for that?
 
2013-06-25 04:37:18 PM  

MrEricSir: meanmutton: MrEricSir: meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?

You just proved my point -- out of all the women in Hollywood, you could only come up with five who still have careers playing non-grandmothers.

Also, I don't think I could come up with more than 5 Beatles songs off the top of my head.  Does that mean they don't have a ton of good music or that "how many XXX can this particular farker come up with" is a poor metric?

No, it's not a great metric. If you wanted to look at this from a factual perspective, you'd have to register for an IMDb Pro account and write some kind of script that aggregates the data from their API. But who has time for that?


IMDB has an API?  Wait, is this Pro account free?  I very well MIGHT have the time for that.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-06-25 05:01:38 PM  

meanmutton: IMDB has an API?  Wait, is this Pro account free?  I very well MIGHT have the time for that.


Is there anywhere on the internet that offers "pro" or "total-" accounts for free?
 
2013-06-25 05:11:21 PM  
I can think of another one who was a complete surprise when I found out..

Pauley Perrette - Abby from NCIS - is 44 right now.

For those who can't place the name to the face:

www.rowtow.com

Definitely not past her expiration date..
 
2013-06-25 06:19:33 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Jodie Sweetin 2013


I'm assuming you mean this:
oi43.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-25 06:48:56 PM  

MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.


He does have a bit of a point.  The use by date for actresses is much younger than the non-existent age for men.

Example Sally Field is 10 years older than Tom Hanks.  She went from being his love interest in one movie to his mother in another.
 
2013-06-25 07:21:10 PM  

mjbok: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

He does have a bit of a point.  The use by date for actresses is much younger than the non-existent age for men.

Example Sally Field is 10 years older than Tom Hanks.  She went from being his love interest in one movie to his mother in another.


To be fair, the were both playing a VERY long range of ages in Forrest Gump, from young to old. Hanks was playing Forrest as an 18-year-old, and as a 40-something. Sally was playing his mom from her late 20s to the 60s-ish range. I'd say, if anything, that means Sally's range was greater. She could play young and old without much trouble.
 
2013-06-25 07:39:35 PM  

mjbok: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

He does have a bit of a point.  The use by date for actresses is much younger than the non-existent age for men.

Example Sally Field is 10 years older than Tom Hanks.  She went from being his love interest in one movie to his mother in another.


One might say that a woman being a love interest for a man 10 years her junior might be an anecdote suggesting that the "use by date" premise is invalid.
 
2013-06-25 07:55:15 PM  

BATMANATEE: texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.

Jodie Sweetin just got divorced again. Let the pants off dance off begin!


Former meth addict with bolt-ons.

Has fap fantasies sunk that low?
 
2013-06-25 07:58:21 PM  

peterthx: BATMANATEE: texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.

Jodie Sweetin just got divorced again. Let the pants off dance off begin!

Former meth addict with bolt-ons.

Has fap fantasies sunk that low?


1) Former.
2) Not sure that they're fake.  Might need to see them pants-off, dance-off style.
 
2013-06-25 08:53:33 PM  

rubi_con_man: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

She turned thirty?

Just wanna point out that this is, indeed, what happens to most women over 30. This girl was adorable, cute, spunky, well-proportioned, talented, charming and sweet....

And then she turned 30.

So enjoy your gravy train of love and affection ladies, because there is nothing more pathetic than a woman over 30


So you hate women, eh?
 
2013-06-25 08:57:08 PM  

SirTanon: I can think of another one who was a complete surprise when I found out..

Pauley Perrette - Abby from NCIS - is 44 right now.

For those who can't place the name to the face:

[www.rowtow.com image 850x637]

Definitely not past her expiration date..


I'd use her before her expiration date, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-25 09:00:39 PM  

peterthx: BATMANATEE: texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.

Jodie Sweetin just got divorced again. Let the pants off dance off begin!

Former meth addict with bolt-ons.

Has fap fantasies sunk that low?


She's pretty and I'm fairly sure the Boobs are real. I can find much better fap material, but considering she is suing for custody of a 13 year old Toyota, I might actually have a chance at nailing the real thing. Most importantly, it was a joke.
 
2013-06-25 09:07:43 PM  

Waldo Pepper: meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?

Other than Reese has any of them had a major hit in the past few years and please don't include  Secretariat  SJP was uncredited


The important part is highlighted.
 
2013-06-25 09:12:20 PM  

SirTanon: I can think of another one who was a complete surprise when I found out..

Pauley Perrette - Abby from NCIS - is 44 right now.

For those who can't place the name to the face:

[www.rowtow.com image 850x637]

Definitely not past her expiration date..



I heart Pauley Perrette
 
2013-06-25 09:34:20 PM  

Waldo Pepper: meanmutton: Waldo Pepper: meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?

Other than Reese has any of them had a major hit in the past few years and please don't include  Secretariat  SJP was uncredited

The important part is highlighted.

Highest paid doesn't mean had a major hit. which was my question


I'm not sure how relevant it is to the discussion.  I'd recommend hitting up IMDB.  What's relevant, though, is that the assertion that actresses over 35 can't make a living in Hollywood is false; we've had 22 or so examples of ones who have made a fine living, including the five most successful actresses in Hollywood.
 
2013-06-25 10:01:44 PM  
During the show
www.nndb.com

In 2010
cdn-ugc.cafemom.com

In 2012
www.theoaklandpress.com

God only knows what that mugshot from last night looks like.
 
2013-06-25 10:27:22 PM  

Waldo Pepper: That being said the talk is all about Jennifer Lawrence, Kristin Stewart and the other younger ladies. Other than Angelina who gets a pass for medical reasons do any of the actresses you listed have anything in the works that you are dying to see solely based on their staring in it?


This may be sexist, but I can't think of any actress (and very few actors) that would interest me solely by them being in it.  The only possible exception was Sliver after Basic Instinct and that was a waste.  But it was never let's go see the new Arnold movie, it was let's go see the new Arnold action movie.  Predator:  yes!  Jingle all the Way:  No.  Harrison Ford as Indy:  Yes.  Harrison Ford in the Mosquito Coast:  not so much.  The biggest exception to this (for me, and even this has exceptions) is Tom Hanks.  He's good in just about (just about) everything.  Beyond that it's always an actor/plot or just a plot that gets me to go to a movie, never solely based on the actor.

//Of course a maybe (plot) might become a yes based on an actor.
 
2013-06-25 11:15:54 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Sliver was horrible and in truth did you go to see her or just hope she would do something naked and naughty lol.


What do you think.  I didn't go out and rent King Solomon's Mines to watch her act.

Waldo Pepper: but would you go to see those actions movies if it wasn't arnold starring in it. I don't know if it is the source material or just nature of the business but female actors seem to have a limited window to be a big draw.


Maybe back then, but it was seldom just the actor (Hanks notwithstanding again).  To this day I haven't seen Twins.  Would I have seen Eraser in the theater sans Arnold? Probably not.  Would I have seen Best Defense if Eddie Murphy wasn't in it?  No.  But I also didn't see Pluto Nash, so it's a combination of actor/subject matter.  I've never thought I have to see a Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, etc. movie no matter the subject matter.
 
2013-06-25 11:34:06 PM  

BATMANATEE: She's pretty and I'm fairly sure the Boobs are real. I can find much better fap material, but considering she is suing for custody of a 13 year old Toyota, I might actually have a chance at nailing the real thing. Most importantly, it was a joke.


Look under her armpit:

icydk.com
Implant scars, they can insert them there. Blake Lively has the same scars.

Do a google search, several articles out there.
 
2013-06-26 12:27:17 AM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: During the show
[www.nndb.com image 245x297]

In 2010
[cdn-ugc.cafemom.com image 300x300]

In 2012
[www.theoaklandpress.com image 178x288]

God only knows what that mugshot from last night looks like.


Really?  Only god knows?  I think not...
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-26 11:34:43 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Now when it comes to rentals/streaming these names do peek my interest a bit more and I might give a movie a shot quicker with one of their names then without knowing that the cost is minor or not at all.


blog.lib.umn.edu

/pique
 
2013-06-26 12:52:12 PM  
Again, huh?
 
Displayed 36 of 86 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report