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2013-06-25 09:53:37 AM
JESUS what the fark happened to her?
 
2013-06-25 09:53:53 AM
www.nndb.com

www.theoaklandpress.com

Holy sheet.
 
2013-06-25 09:54:37 AM

Infernalist: [www.nndb.com image 245x297]

[www.theoaklandpress.com image 178x288]

Holy sheet.


Yikes!
 
2013-06-25 09:57:00 AM
43 years old?  The meth has not been kind.
 
2013-06-25 09:58:20 AM
She looks better than she did in 2010
cdn-ugc.cafemom.com
 
2013-06-25 09:59:27 AM
Are we sure this isn't a repeat from the 23 other times she's been arrested?

Also, what say we turn this into a Laura Prepon (Pre-crazy Scientology lady.) or Mila Kunis thread? Who's with me?
 
2013-06-25 09:59:40 AM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-25 10:01:55 AM
PizzaJedi81: Also, what say we turn this into a Laura Prepon (Pre-crazy Scientology lady.) or Mila Kunis thread? Who's with me?

Wherever you lead, PizzaJedi81, I will follow.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-25 10:02:56 AM
According to my math, she was 33 when she was done with "That 70's show"

Also, her IMDB photo isn't very flattering either...

/says her first work was Silk Stockings.......take from that what you will
 
2013-06-25 10:04:05 AM

Wellon Dowd: PizzaJedi81: Also, what say we turn this into a Laura Prepon (Pre-crazy Scientology lady.) or Mila Kunis thread? Who's with me?

Wherever you lead, PizzaJedi81, I will follow.

[i.imgur.com image 500x213]


I, um...need a moment.

Also, how did you get our private video collection?
 
2013-06-25 10:06:30 AM

basemetal: 43 years old?  The meth has not been kind.


I hear it's a hell of a drug.
 
2013-06-25 10:06:42 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-25 10:08:45 AM

cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?


She turned thirty?

Just wanna point out that this is, indeed, what happens to most women over 30. This girl was adorable, cute, spunky, well-proportioned, talented, charming and sweet....

And then she turned 30.

So enjoy your gravy train of love and affection ladies, because there is nothing more pathetic than a woman over 30
 
2013-06-25 10:09:56 AM
Back in season 1 Donna had a sister for an episode. Then she didn't. Go figure.
 
2013-06-25 10:10:24 AM

47 is the new 42: basemetal: 43 years old?  The meth has not been kind.

I hear it's a hell of a drug.



On meth it is.
 
2013-06-25 10:15:10 AM

wildcardjack: Back in season 1 Donna had a sister for an episode. Then she didn't. Go figure.


She hooked up with Chuck Cunningham.
 
2013-06-25 10:16:04 AM

EyeballKid: wildcardjack: Back in season 1 Donna had a sister for an episode. Then she didn't. Go figure.

She hooked up with Chuck Cunningham.


And cousin Oliver in a massive threeway around the world.
 
2013-06-25 10:17:37 AM

wildcardjack: Back in season 1 Donna had a sister for an episode. Then she didn't. Go figure.


Kessler had a dog in the Seinfeld pilot.
 
2013-06-25 10:20:00 AM

PizzaJedi81: EyeballKid: wildcardjack: Back in season 1 Donna had a sister for an episode. Then she didn't. Go figure.

She hooked up with Chuck Cunningham.

And cousin Oliver in a massive threeway around the world.


And Oliver brings Tiger along.  For a little doggie-do.

/Tiger is a friendly pooch
 
2013-06-25 10:20:12 AM

rubi_con_man: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

She turned thirty?

Just wanna point out that this is, indeed, what happens to most women over 30. This girl was adorable, cute, spunky, well-proportioned, talented, charming and sweet....

And then she turned 30.

So enjoy your gravy train of love and affection ladies, because there is nothing more pathetic than a woman over 30


My girl's 42 and she's still adorable, cute, spunky, well-proportioned, talented, charming and sweet.

I'm sorry you hang out with such party girls that burn out so quickly.
 
2013-06-25 10:22:07 AM

rubi_con_man: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

She turned thirty?

Just wanna point out that this is, indeed, what happens to most women over 30. This girl was adorable, cute, spunky, well-proportioned, talented, charming and sweet....

And then she turned 30.

So enjoy your gravy train of love and affection ladies, because there is nothing more pathetic than a woman over 30


40-45 is where that wall is at for most.
 
2013-06-25 10:22:08 AM

wildcardjack: Back in season 1 Donna had a sister for an episode. Then she didn't. Go figure.


The sister had to return to her home planet.

the sister died on her way to her home planet
 
2013-06-25 10:23:53 AM

ristst: PizzaJedi81: EyeballKid: wildcardjack: Back in season 1 Donna had a sister for an episode. Then she didn't. Go figure.

She hooked up with Chuck Cunningham.

And cousin Oliver in a massive threeway around the world.

And Oliver brings Tiger along.  For a little doggie-do.

/Tiger is a friendly pooch


And Topanga's sister.
 
2013-06-25 10:24:26 AM

rubi_con_man: So enjoy your gravy train of love and affection ladies, because there is nothing more pathetic than a woman over 30


You sound dumped.
 
2013-06-25 10:24:49 AM

Infernalist: [www.nndb.com image 245x297]

[www.theoaklandpress.com image 178x288]

Holy sheet.


I will eat your soul

/She is the same age I am? Jeebus.
 
2013-06-25 10:38:04 AM
Old news is so exciting.  2012 news story is not news, it's Fark.
 
2013-06-25 10:39:09 AM
Subby missed a bet w/o mentioning how "hot" she was in mugshot.
 
2013-06-25 10:45:13 AM

ZeroCorpse: rubi_con_man: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

She turned thirty?

Just wanna point out that this is, indeed, what happens to most women over 30. This girl was adorable, cute, spunky, well-proportioned, talented, charming and sweet....

And then she turned 30.

So enjoy your gravy train of love and affection ladies, because there is nothing more pathetic than a woman over 30

My girl's 42 and she's still adorable, cute, spunky, well-proportioned, talented, charming and sweet.

I'm sorry you hang out with such party girls that burn out so quickly.


Pics or GTFO, asshat.

/Asssss-Hat. Say it with me now.
 
2013-06-25 10:47:40 AM

ZeroCorpse: rubi_con_man: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

She turned thirty?

Just wanna point out that this is, indeed, what happens to most women over 30. This girl was adorable, cute, spunky, well-proportioned, talented, charming and sweet....

And then she turned 30.

So enjoy your gravy train of love and affection ladies, because there is nothing more pathetic than a woman over 30

My girl's 42 and she's still adorable, cute, spunky, well-proportioned, talented, charming and sweet.

I'm sorry you hang out with such party girls that burn out so quickly.


Meth and/or lack of exercise brings that wall much further down for most women.
 
2013-06-25 10:48:37 AM

PetePuma: Old news is so exciting.  2012 news story is not news, it's Fark.


Associated Press

Posted on June 23, 2013 at 9:00 P


Dumbass.
 
2013-06-25 10:53:36 AM

rubi_con_man: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

She turned thirty?

Just wanna point out that this is, indeed, what happens to most women over 30. This girl was adorable, cute, spunky, well-proportioned, talented, charming and sweet....

And then she turned 30.

So enjoy your gravy train of love and affection ladies, because there is nothing more pathetic than a woman over 30



Try 43. And while there are plenty of attractive 40-somethings, that's usually where the cute-wall is located. Case in point: The hot pics of this actress are all from a show in which she was 30-33 for most of its production run. So, yeah, you fell in love with a 30-something, and then, shockingly, she aged. Welcome to the rest of your life.
 
2013-06-25 10:55:39 AM

Infernalist: [www.nndb.com image 245x297]

[www.theoaklandpress.com image 178x288]

Holy sheet.


I honestly never found her that attractive in the first place... but holy crap!

Also:  Am I the only one that finds Laura Prepon much, much less attractive as a blonde?
 
2013-06-25 10:58:09 AM

Telos: Am I the only one that finds Laura Prepon much, much less attractive as a blonde?


No.

// REDHEADS 4EVA
 
2013-06-25 11:10:09 AM

PizzaJedi81: Are we sure this isn't a repeat from the 23 other times she's been arrested?

Also, what say we turn this into a Laura Prepon (Pre-crazy Scientology lady.) or Mila Kunis thread? Who's with me?


How about a pre-drugs Lisa Robin Kelly thread?

i202.photobucket.com

In this very special episode, Lisa gets a glimpse of her life in ten years time.
 
2013-06-25 11:18:18 AM

rubi_con_man: So enjoy your gravy train of love and affection ladies, because there is nothing more pathetic than a woman over 30


The idea that anyone over the age of twelve feels this way makes me very sad.
 
2013-06-25 11:30:07 AM

for good or for awesome: rubi_con_man: So enjoy your gravy train of love and affection ladies, because there is nothing more pathetic than a woman over 30

The idea that anyone over the age of twelve feels this way makes me very sad.


I'm sure it's just due to the cabin-fever of Mom's basement. One day he'll be craned into a EMS horse trailer and hauled away for treatment.
 
2013-06-25 11:30:27 AM

wildcardjack: Back in season 1 Donna had a sister for an episode. Then she didn't. Go figure.


I clicked on the link to see if it was her and subby was being funny or if it was this one as you'd expect given her history
 
2013-06-25 11:32:26 AM

Zombie DJ: PetePuma: Old news is so exciting.  2012 news story is not news, it's Fark.

Associated Press

Posted on June 23, 2013 at 9:00 P


Dumbass.


The mug shot in the article is from 2012, so at least they're only 75% stupid.
 
2013-06-25 11:42:14 AM

rubi_con_man: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

She turned thirty?

Just wanna point out that this is, indeed, what happens to most women over 30. This girl was adorable, cute, spunky, well-proportioned, talented, charming and sweet....

And then she turned 30.

So enjoy your gravy train of love and affection ladies, because there is nothing more pathetic than a woman over 30


She was over 30 for most of the show.
 
2013-06-25 11:50:47 AM

rubi_con_man: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

She turned thirty?

Just wanna point out that this is, indeed, what happens to most women over 30. This girl was adorable, cute, spunky, well-proportioned, talented, charming and sweet....

And then she turned 30.

So enjoy your gravy train of love and affection ladies, because there is nothing more pathetic than a woman over 30


geekimperative.files.wordpress.com

"Go on...."
 
2013-06-25 11:53:17 AM

sirgrim: Zombie DJ: PetePuma: Old news is so exciting.  2012 news story is not news, it's Fark.

Associated Press

Posted on June 23, 2013 at 9:00 P


Dumbass.

The mug shot in the article is from 2012, so at least they're only 75% stupid.


We would have also accepted "This is not a repeat from 2012...."
 
2013-06-25 12:02:29 PM
I thought she was dead.  Oh, well.  Keep the Dana Plato thread warmed up--might need it soon.
 
2013-06-25 12:14:23 PM

Telos: Also:  Am I the only one that finds Laura Prepon much, much less attractive as a blondeScientologist?


Fixed.
 
2013-06-25 12:15:03 PM

cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?


Meth. Meth happened to her.
 
2013-06-25 12:28:03 PM

spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.


Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.
 
2013-06-25 12:30:32 PM

texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.


It's easier to bounce back from meth in your teens than meth in your 40.
 
2013-06-25 12:42:02 PM
Not to go all Studman69, but she was a terrible "hot sister", a worse actress, and apparently she's absolutely riddled with psychological problems. No thanks.

/now Laura Prepon....
 
2013-06-25 12:47:18 PM

Burr: /says her first work was Silk Stockings.......take from that what you will


Sticky tube socks
 
2013-06-25 12:49:55 PM

Crewmannumber6: Burr: /says her first work was Silk Stockings.......take from that what you will

Sticky tube socks


New fantasy name!
 
2013-06-25 01:03:12 PM
 
2013-06-25 01:35:36 PM

texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.


Jodie Sweetin just got divorced again. Let the pants off dance off begin!
 
2013-06-25 02:00:25 PM

BATMANATEE: texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.

Jodie Sweetin just got divorced again. Let the pants off dance off begin!


That was the weirdest show I've seen on US television.  Honestly, it looked like it belonged on some Eastern European channel in a country with strong anti-nudity broadcasting laws and no Internet.
 
2013-06-25 02:09:41 PM

meanmutton: BATMANATEE: texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.

Jodie Sweetin just got divorced again. Let the pants off dance off begin!

That was the weirdest show I've seen on US television.  Honestly, it looked like it belonged on some Eastern European channel in a country with strong anti-nudity broadcasting laws and no Internet.


I've never actually seen the show, but your description is what I figured it would be like.
 
2013-06-25 02:14:36 PM

zappaisfrank: She got naked in a film called "Amityville Dollhouse" in 1996.

http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM3867-Lisa Ro binKelly[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]esuohlloDellivytimA[* image 7x13]jpg NSFW!!!


i828.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-25 02:24:17 PM
As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.
 
2013-06-25 02:34:44 PM
This is reaching Dana Plato/Erin Moran levels of "just sad."
 
2013-06-25 03:31:42 PM

BATMANATEE: meanmutton: BATMANATEE: texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.

Jodie Sweetin just got divorced again. Let the pants off dance off begin!

That was the weirdest show I've seen on US television.  Honestly, it looked like it belonged on some Eastern European channel in a country with strong anti-nudity broadcasting laws and no Internet.

I've never actually seen the show, but your description is what I figured it would be like.


*GIS's Jodie Sweetin 2013*

She ought to just do porn. I'd fap to that.
 
2013-06-25 03:49:48 PM

MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.


Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?
 
2013-06-25 03:55:29 PM

meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?


You just proved my point -- out of all the women in Hollywood, you could only come up with five who still have careers playing non-grandmothers.
 
2013-06-25 04:13:50 PM
Nightmare fuel.  That's just her looking at a camera.  I'm terrified to think what she would look like widening her eyes and gnashing her teeth.  She's going to kill us all.
 
2013-06-25 04:19:35 PM

MrEricSir: meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?

You just proved my point -- out of all the women in Hollywood, you could only come up with five who still have careers playing non-grandmothers.


The five highest paid; i.e., the first five whose names come up when you look for "highest paid female actors".

Cameron Diaz, Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, Halle Berry, Gwyneth Paltrow, Naomi Watts, Alyson Hannigan, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Winslet, Renee Zelwiger, Penelope Cruz, Tina Fey, Kristin Wiig, Amy Poehler.

Okay, I'm out.  I'm sure I can think of a couple more, though.
 
2013-06-25 04:19:58 PM
*clicks article*

Jeebusmaryanjoseph KILLITWITHFIRE!
 
2013-06-25 04:25:47 PM

MrEricSir: meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?

You just proved my point -- out of all the women in Hollywood, you could only come up with five who still have careers playing non-grandmothers.


Also, I don't think I could come up with more than 5 Beatles songs off the top of my head.  Does that mean they don't have a ton of good music or that "how many XXX can this particular farker come up with" is a poor metric?
 
2013-06-25 04:35:17 PM

meanmutton: MrEricSir: meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?

You just proved my point -- out of all the women in Hollywood, you could only come up with five who still have careers playing non-grandmothers.

Also, I don't think I could come up with more than 5 Beatles songs off the top of my head.  Does that mean they don't have a ton of good music or that "how many XXX can this particular farker come up with" is a poor metric?


No, it's not a great metric. If you wanted to look at this from a factual perspective, you'd have to register for an IMDb Pro account and write some kind of script that aggregates the data from their API. But who has time for that?
 
2013-06-25 04:37:18 PM

MrEricSir: meanmutton: MrEricSir: meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?

You just proved my point -- out of all the women in Hollywood, you could only come up with five who still have careers playing non-grandmothers.

Also, I don't think I could come up with more than 5 Beatles songs off the top of my head.  Does that mean they don't have a ton of good music or that "how many XXX can this particular farker come up with" is a poor metric?

No, it's not a great metric. If you wanted to look at this from a factual perspective, you'd have to register for an IMDb Pro account and write some kind of script that aggregates the data from their API. But who has time for that?


IMDB has an API?  Wait, is this Pro account free?  I very well MIGHT have the time for that.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-06-25 05:01:38 PM

meanmutton: IMDB has an API?  Wait, is this Pro account free?  I very well MIGHT have the time for that.


Is there anywhere on the internet that offers "pro" or "total-" accounts for free?
 
2013-06-25 05:11:21 PM
I can think of another one who was a complete surprise when I found out..

Pauley Perrette - Abby from NCIS - is 44 right now.

For those who can't place the name to the face:

www.rowtow.com

Definitely not past her expiration date..
 
2013-06-25 06:19:33 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: Jodie Sweetin 2013


I'm assuming you mean this:
oi43.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-25 06:48:56 PM

MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.


He does have a bit of a point.  The use by date for actresses is much younger than the non-existent age for men.

Example Sally Field is 10 years older than Tom Hanks.  She went from being his love interest in one movie to his mother in another.
 
2013-06-25 07:21:10 PM

mjbok: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

He does have a bit of a point.  The use by date for actresses is much younger than the non-existent age for men.

Example Sally Field is 10 years older than Tom Hanks.  She went from being his love interest in one movie to his mother in another.


To be fair, the were both playing a VERY long range of ages in Forrest Gump, from young to old. Hanks was playing Forrest as an 18-year-old, and as a 40-something. Sally was playing his mom from her late 20s to the 60s-ish range. I'd say, if anything, that means Sally's range was greater. She could play young and old without much trouble.
 
2013-06-25 07:39:35 PM

mjbok: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

He does have a bit of a point.  The use by date for actresses is much younger than the non-existent age for men.

Example Sally Field is 10 years older than Tom Hanks.  She went from being his love interest in one movie to his mother in another.


One might say that a woman being a love interest for a man 10 years her junior might be an anecdote suggesting that the "use by date" premise is invalid.
 
2013-06-25 07:55:15 PM

BATMANATEE: texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.

Jodie Sweetin just got divorced again. Let the pants off dance off begin!


Former meth addict with bolt-ons.

Has fap fantasies sunk that low?
 
2013-06-25 07:58:21 PM

peterthx: BATMANATEE: texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.

Jodie Sweetin just got divorced again. Let the pants off dance off begin!

Former meth addict with bolt-ons.

Has fap fantasies sunk that low?


1) Former.
2) Not sure that they're fake.  Might need to see them pants-off, dance-off style.
 
2013-06-25 08:34:45 PM

meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?


Other than Reese has any of them had a major hit in the past few years and please don't include  Secretariat  SJP was uncredited
 
2013-06-25 08:53:33 PM

rubi_con_man: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

She turned thirty?

Just wanna point out that this is, indeed, what happens to most women over 30. This girl was adorable, cute, spunky, well-proportioned, talented, charming and sweet....

And then she turned 30.

So enjoy your gravy train of love and affection ladies, because there is nothing more pathetic than a woman over 30


So you hate women, eh?
 
2013-06-25 08:57:08 PM

SirTanon: I can think of another one who was a complete surprise when I found out..

Pauley Perrette - Abby from NCIS - is 44 right now.

For those who can't place the name to the face:

[www.rowtow.com image 850x637]

Definitely not past her expiration date..


I'd use her before her expiration date, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-25 09:00:39 PM

peterthx: BATMANATEE: texdent: spacemanjones: cman: JESUS what the fark happened to her?

Meth. Meth happened to her.

Yes, but Meth also happened to Jodie Sweetin and she turned out relatively alright.

Jodie Sweetin just got divorced again. Let the pants off dance off begin!

Former meth addict with bolt-ons.

Has fap fantasies sunk that low?


She's pretty and I'm fairly sure the Boobs are real. I can find much better fap material, but considering she is suing for custody of a 13 year old Toyota, I might actually have a chance at nailing the real thing. Most importantly, it was a joke.
 
2013-06-25 09:07:43 PM

Waldo Pepper: meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?

Other than Reese has any of them had a major hit in the past few years and please don't include  Secretariat  SJP was uncredited


The important part is highlighted.
 
2013-06-25 09:12:20 PM

SirTanon: I can think of another one who was a complete surprise when I found out..

Pauley Perrette - Abby from NCIS - is 44 right now.

For those who can't place the name to the face:

[www.rowtow.com image 850x637]

Definitely not past her expiration date..



I heart Pauley Perrette
 
2013-06-25 09:14:59 PM

meanmutton: Waldo Pepper: meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?

Other than Reese has any of them had a major hit in the past few years and please don't include  Secretariat  SJP was uncredited

The important part is highlighted.


Highest paid doesn't mean had a major hit. which was my question
 
2013-06-25 09:34:20 PM

Waldo Pepper: meanmutton: Waldo Pepper: meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?

Other than Reese has any of them had a major hit in the past few years and please don't include  Secretariat  SJP was uncredited

The important part is highlighted.

Highest paid doesn't mean had a major hit. which was my question


I'm not sure how relevant it is to the discussion.  I'd recommend hitting up IMDB.  What's relevant, though, is that the assertion that actresses over 35 can't make a living in Hollywood is false; we've had 22 or so examples of ones who have made a fine living, including the five most successful actresses in Hollywood.
 
2013-06-25 10:01:44 PM
During the show
www.nndb.com

In 2010
cdn-ugc.cafemom.com

In 2012
www.theoaklandpress.com

God only knows what that mugshot from last night looks like.
 
2013-06-25 10:10:03 PM

meanmutton: Waldo Pepper: meanmutton: Waldo Pepper: meanmutton: MrEricSir: As a female in Hollywood, once she turned 35 she had a choice: start playing grandmothers or start sleeping in the gutter with a needle sticking out of her arm.

Right, just like Angelina Jolie (38), Sarah Jessica Parker (45), Jennifer Aniston (44), Reese Witherspoon (37), or Julia Roberts (45)?  You know, the five highest paid female actors last year (none of whom played a single grandmother)?

Other than Reese has any of them had a major hit in the past few years and please don't include  Secretariat  SJP was uncredited

The important part is highlighted.

Highest paid doesn't mean had a major hit. which was my question

I'm not sure how relevant it is to the discussion.  I'd recommend hitting up IMDB.  What's relevant, though, is that the assertion that actresses over 35 can't make a living in Hollywood is false; we've had 22 or so examples of ones who have made a fine living, including the five most successful actresses in Hollywood.


I think in a way it is relevant if those actresses can no longer carry a movie as they could when they were younger. But you are right that they do make very good money and the roles are still there.

That being said the talk is all about Jennifer Lawrence, Kristin Stewart and the other younger ladies. Other than Angelina  who gets a pass for medical reasons do any of the actresses you listed have anything in the works that you are dying to see solely based on their staring in it?
 
2013-06-25 10:27:22 PM

Waldo Pepper: That being said the talk is all about Jennifer Lawrence, Kristin Stewart and the other younger ladies. Other than Angelina who gets a pass for medical reasons do any of the actresses you listed have anything in the works that you are dying to see solely based on their staring in it?


This may be sexist, but I can't think of any actress (and very few actors) that would interest me solely by them being in it.  The only possible exception was Sliver after Basic Instinct and that was a waste.  But it was never let's go see the new Arnold movie, it was let's go see the new Arnold action movie.  Predator:  yes!  Jingle all the Way:  No.  Harrison Ford as Indy:  Yes.  Harrison Ford in the Mosquito Coast:  not so much.  The biggest exception to this (for me, and even this has exceptions) is Tom Hanks.  He's good in just about (just about) everything.  Beyond that it's always an actor/plot or just a plot that gets me to go to a movie, never solely based on the actor.

//Of course a maybe (plot) might become a yes based on an actor.
 
2013-06-25 10:36:39 PM

mjbok: Waldo Pepper: That being said the talk is all about Jennifer Lawrence, Kristin Stewart and the other younger ladies. Other than Angelina who gets a pass for medical reasons do any of the actresses you listed have anything in the works that you are dying to see solely based on their staring in it?

This may be sexist, but I can't think of any actress (and very few actors) that would interest me solely by them being in it.  The only possible exception was Sliver after Basic Instinct and that was a waste.  But it was never let's go see the new Arnold movie, it was let's go see the new Arnold action movie.  Predator:  yes!  Jingle all the Way:  No.  Harrison Ford as Indy:  Yes.  Harrison Ford in the Mosquito Coast:  not so much.  The biggest exception to this (for me, and even this has exceptions) is Tom Hanks.  He's good in just about (just about) everything.  Beyond that it's always an actor/plot or just a plot that gets me to go to a movie, never solely based on the actor.

//Of course a maybe (plot) might become a yes based on an actor.


Sliver was horrible and in truth did you go to see her or just hope she would do something naked and naughty lol. 

I agree with you on Tom Hanks, I would consider a Sandra Bullock comedy or a Meryl Streep movie unless the subject is a turn off.

but would you go to see those actions movies if it wasn't arnold starring in it. I don't know if it is the source material or just nature of the business but female actors seem to have a limited window to be a big draw.  I don't think one can blame on sexism as female movie goers have to be at least 50% of the market (excluding kids movies)
 
2013-06-25 11:15:54 PM

Waldo Pepper: Sliver was horrible and in truth did you go to see her or just hope she would do something naked and naughty lol.


What do you think.  I didn't go out and rent King Solomon's Mines to watch her act.

Waldo Pepper: but would you go to see those actions movies if it wasn't arnold starring in it. I don't know if it is the source material or just nature of the business but female actors seem to have a limited window to be a big draw.


Maybe back then, but it was seldom just the actor (Hanks notwithstanding again).  To this day I haven't seen Twins.  Would I have seen Eraser in the theater sans Arnold? Probably not.  Would I have seen Best Defense if Eddie Murphy wasn't in it?  No.  But I also didn't see Pluto Nash, so it's a combination of actor/subject matter.  I've never thought I have to see a Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, etc. movie no matter the subject matter.
 
2013-06-25 11:34:06 PM

BATMANATEE: She's pretty and I'm fairly sure the Boobs are real. I can find much better fap material, but considering she is suing for custody of a 13 year old Toyota, I might actually have a chance at nailing the real thing. Most importantly, it was a joke.


Look under her armpit:

icydk.com
Implant scars, they can insert them there. Blake Lively has the same scars.

Do a google search, several articles out there.
 
2013-06-26 12:27:17 AM

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: During the show
[www.nndb.com image 245x297]

In 2010
[cdn-ugc.cafemom.com image 300x300]

In 2012
[www.theoaklandpress.com image 178x288]

God only knows what that mugshot from last night looks like.


Really?  Only god knows?  I think not...
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-26 07:02:53 AM

mjbok: Waldo Pepper: Sliver was horrible and in truth did you go to see her or just hope she would do something naked and naughty lol.

What do you think.  I didn't go out and rent King Solomon's Mines to watch her act.

Waldo Pepper: but would you go to see those actions movies if it wasn't arnold starring in it. I don't know if it is the source material or just nature of the business but female actors seem to have a limited window to be a big draw.

Maybe back then, but it was seldom just the actor (Hanks notwithstanding again).  To this day I haven't seen Twins.  Would I have seen Eraser in the theater sans Arnold? Probably not.  Would I have seen Best Defense if Eddie Murphy wasn't in it?  No.  But I also didn't see Pluto Nash, so it's a combination of actor/subject matter.  I've never thought I have to see a Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, etc. movie no matter the subject matter.


Twins is worth watching.  I'm not saying one has to watch every movie a big name star is in to consider their marquee power.  I admit that a friend and I went to see Best Defense (it should be on the worst list) due to both Eddie and Dudley  Moore being in it. Dudley was still hot off his 10 and Arthur hits.    I agree that it is actor/subject matter like I said with M.Streep I would go see a movie she is in unless the subject turned me off.

Now when it comes to rentals/streaming these names do peek my interest a bit more and I might give a movie a shot quicker with one of their names then without knowing that the cost is minor or not at all.

I would add Clint Eastwood to the list with Hanks.
 
2013-06-26 11:34:43 AM

Waldo Pepper: Now when it comes to rentals/streaming these names do peek my interest a bit more and I might give a movie a shot quicker with one of their names then without knowing that the cost is minor or not at all.


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/pique
 
2013-06-26 12:52:12 PM
Again, huh?
 
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