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(Coed)   What Your Favorite Fast Food Says About You, besides the fact that just having a favorite means you're about to die in six months   (coed.com) divider line 43
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2013-06-25 07:29:20 AM
Well, that was stupid. I never thought I'd find a bigger waste of my time than BuzzFeed, but coed said "challenge accepted":
 
2013-06-25 07:30:13 AM
Man, the author needs a hug.
 
2013-06-25 07:36:02 AM
So damn clever and thought provoking. I never thought about this kind of thing before but the author seems to be 100% correct.

Bravo.
 
2013-06-25 08:03:22 AM
I just found a new favorite site
 
2013-06-25 08:05:07 AM
I don't eat mass produced food-like garbage for the proles. You'll notice I didn't call it 'fast food'. 'Fast food' is a nickname and nicknames are for friends. And mass produced food-like garbage for the proles is no friend of mine.
 
2013-06-25 08:06:56 AM
You haven't eaten at any of the restaurants listed in years: You look down at people who eat fast food and will surely brag about it in the fark thread.
 
2013-06-25 08:07:11 AM
Pizza wasn't on the list, which is my favorite, unfortunately. And I consider any delivery pizza chain 'fast food.' No fair.
 
2013-06-25 08:10:02 AM
How could someone have a favorite first food? Any first food item you eat 3 days in a row, you would never want to eat it again.
 
2013-06-25 08:10:23 AM
Chik-Fil-A's Chicken Sandwich: You use the term "reader" as an insult

this is the only one i disagree with

Wendy's Baconator: Your mother smoked while you were in the womb

yes i love baconator, yes my mother smoked while i was in the womb, no the 2 things are not related
 
2013-06-25 08:10:55 AM
Site blocked at work? Can someone post the link please?
 
2013-06-25 08:11:47 AM

mayIFark: How could someone have a favorite first food? Any first food item you eat 3 days in a row, you would never want to eat it again.


please reread your post, reorganize your thoughts, try again
 
2013-06-25 08:13:17 AM

mayIFark: Site blocked at work? Can someone post the link please?


I'd oblige but you would be angry at me after discovering the content, and knowing that someone gave it to you after reading it.
 
2013-06-25 08:15:46 AM

bungle_jr: mayIFark: How could someone have a favorite first food? Any first food item you eat 3 days in a row, you would never want to eat it again.

please reread your post, reorganize your thoughts, try again


"fast" not "first", got auto-corrected. Was it that difficult to understand?
 
2013-06-25 08:17:04 AM
This is the true definition of: It's not news. That link was stupid. And, pizza is my only fast food. But, I get it from a corner pizza shop, not Pizza Hut.
 
2013-06-25 08:20:00 AM
Well, that was unfunny.

No Pizza?

/I do avoid outlets selling
//Rapidly prepared food
///ex-fatty....
 
2013-06-25 08:23:50 AM

mayIFark: bungle_jr: mayIFark: How could someone have a favorite first food? Any first food item you eat 3 days in a row, you would never want to eat it again.

please reread your post, reorganize your thoughts, try again

"fast" not "first", got auto-corrected. Was it that difficult to understand?


at 7 am with only 1/2 my mug of coffee drank so far, yes...yes it was that hard to understand.
 
2013-06-25 08:34:12 AM
My favorite fast food is grilled fish tacos from chachos...
 
2013-06-25 08:35:27 AM
WTF am I supposed to do with a website that auto-refreshes to the main page?
 
2013-06-25 08:37:01 AM
Nevermind... clicking empty white space is what takes you to the main page.... I hate that shiat...
 
2013-06-25 08:43:41 AM
Waste. Of. Bandwidth.
 
2013-06-25 08:44:40 AM
Two Dogs,

 I was going to say the same thing.  Of course, maybe I am the one to blame for clicking on the link in the first place.
 
2013-06-25 08:56:03 AM
I have an honest question: What thought process leads some people to the conclusion "Hey, I could write for a blog! I bet I'd be good at that!"? Is it simple narcissism, or is Starbucks not hiring in their area?
 
2013-06-25 08:56:42 AM
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2013-06-25 09:05:44 AM

macadamnut: [cdn2-b.examiner.com image 600x413]


arbys?
 
2013-06-25 09:06:14 AM
I carry a concealed handgun permit? No I don't.
 
2013-06-25 09:11:25 AM
That was sad. Entirely too specific, too insulting, and the author clearly fought a dissertation on grass fed beef.

/$1 says the subby is the author.
 
2013-06-25 09:15:48 AM
1. My mother didn't smoke while I was a non-human foetus, but she did have a sinus infection. I still like a Baconator every now and then.

2. Abandonment issues? Deadbeat father. Love me McRib.

3. I don't carry a CCW permit.

4. I hate fantasy football (real rugby, however, is awesome). But KFC combines potato, cheese, gravy, and chicken in an easy to eat format.

Potatoe. You can all eat me--I am no stereotype.

/Except regarding shoes
//We gays love shopping for shoes
 
2013-06-25 09:23:29 AM
I read this and thought 'Did someone get paid to write this?'
 
2013-06-25 09:25:47 AM
You've never heard of my favorite fast food.

*scratches neck beard, adjusts hand-knitted scarf*
 
2013-06-25 09:38:59 AM
The site wouldn't even open for me. But I tend to choose Taco Bell, and I am a decent person.
 
2013-06-25 09:39:07 AM
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2013-06-25 09:40:54 AM

Dear Jerk: The site wouldn't even open for me. But I tend to choose Taco Bell, and I am a decent person.


i was super addicted to taco bell...but taco casa has recently taken control of that addiction...haven't been to taco bell in at least 3 months now
 
2013-06-25 09:45:15 AM
What I really do most of the time is get stuff from the grocery store and heat it up. Fast food is probably better for me.
 
2013-06-25 09:51:09 AM
the site had some boobies linked on the side so it wasn't a total loss
 
2013-06-25 09:53:13 AM
White Castle listed as : "you drink to forget."  Oh so accurate.  When I drank and had a White Castle nearby, I was a California transplant in the midwest and had never had them before.  Ten sliders later felt like drinking more!  Things were booze sponges.

/ yeah that lifestyle is no more, no longer indestructable
 
2013-06-25 11:20:37 AM
My favorite fast food place is a local Mom & Pop sub/sandwitch shop.

An acceptable alternative would be Wendy's.
 
2013-06-25 11:39:38 AM
Chipotle's Burrito Bowl: You use an exercise bike as a coat rack.

Ha! Yep. It's true, except I have a gym membership that I really should cancel.

Lucky for me, I have a really physical job that forces me to exercise. I dread the day that I actually have to exercise on my own... I'm terrible at committing to it.
 
2013-06-25 11:57:03 AM
Eerily accurate:

McDonald's McRib: You have abandonment issues.
 
2013-06-25 12:07:54 PM

CrazyCurt: White Castle listed as : "you drink to forget."  Oh so accurate.  When I drank and had a White Castle nearby, I was a California transplant in the midwest and had never had them before.  Ten sliders later felt like drinking more!  Things were booze sponges.



I'm convinced this is the sole reason for White Castle's existence.  It's 2am, bar's closing... "What do you guys wanna' do now?".  White Castle!!!

/surprising number of people there at that hour
 
2013-06-25 02:46:58 PM
No Burgerville on the list; I declare it invalid.
 
2013-06-25 04:09:27 PM
What does 7-11 Microwave Bean Burritos say about you?  They missed that one.  Not that I've had such in a dozen or more years, but it's fast food I think....
 
2013-06-25 07:59:32 PM
Most of this shiat makes no sense. Some are even screaming-the-other-way bass-ackwards.
The few that do parse aren't funny. And on top of it all, almost none of the items in the list are appetizing.

Wall_of_Doodoo: So damn clever and thought provoking. I never thought about this kind of thing before but the author seems to be 100% correct.

Bravo.


Wow. Going full tilt on the trolling right out of the gate.

bungle_jr: Chik-Fil-A's Chicken Sandwich: You use the term "reader" as an insult

this is the only one i disagree with


Not only that, but a later, lower-quality sandwich was the "the movies are never as good as the books."

mike_d85: /$1 says the subby is the author.


No bet.

/I'd try the pop tart ice cream, eat Chik-Fil-A when I don't pay for it, would try the cinnabon, would eat the strip basket if DQ wasn't overpriced food hiding behind the ice cream, would eat a chocolate muffin. Never buy any of that stuff, though.
//Eat more fast food than I should
///Rest of list is "meh" to "ugh" to "NOPE.jpg"
 
2013-06-25 10:49:08 PM
It's strange to me; I've never heard of around half the things on this list.

maram500: 4. I hate fantasy football [... b]ut KFC combines potato, cheese, gravy, and chicken in an easy to eat format.


Same here. This is my most guilty comfort food.

Also surprised at lack of Pizza, intelligence of author.
 
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