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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Ah, to be 23 again and believe you can find everything you want on Craigslist, including a hit man   (press-citizen.com) divider line 18
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2013-06-25 07:38:28 AM
Authorities are still investigating Schmidt's motive.


She was probably angry that he probably dropped his shipment at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com
 
2013-06-25 08:01:40 AM
She has got some luxurious plush going on up there on her noggin.
 
2013-06-25 08:04:24 AM
GACK!  KILL IT WITH FIRE!
 
2013-06-25 08:07:41 AM
She blames him for her looks and why she has to live under a bridge.
 
2013-06-25 08:09:54 AM
TFA: "Usually this is something that takes place in a seedy bar or something like that," Lynn said. "Who utilizes Craigslist?"

This is a question that is going to keep psychology students in theses for many years to come.

Is it just me, or does she look like an Ewok?
 
2013-06-25 08:09:58 AM
Does anyone ever succeed at hiring a hit man? It's always a cop.
 
2013-06-25 08:25:54 AM

CJHardin: Does anyone ever succeed at hiring a hit man? It's always a cop.


Presumably if enough people tried, someone would eventually succeed in finding a hit man on CL.

/keep trying, folks
//here's hoping that the one who succeeds ends up with the most inept hit man ever, nobody ends up dead, and we get an absurd Fark news story out of it
 
2013-06-25 08:37:57 AM

Sybarite: Authorities are still investigating Schmidt's motive.


She was probably angry that he probably dropped his shipment at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 462x760]


I get the Jabba reference, but to me she looks more like General Ackbar.

/Also: It's a trap!
 
2013-06-25 08:56:58 AM
SHE?
 
2013-06-25 09:11:30 AM
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Available on Craigslist for your wet work needs.
 
2013-06-25 09:12:20 AM

Sybarite: Authorities are still investigating Schmidt's motive.


She was probably angry that he probably dropped his shipment at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.


bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com


Bring me Solo and the Wookie!
 
2013-06-25 09:13:08 AM

Public Savant: Sybarite: Authorities are still investigating Schmidt's motive.


She was probably angry that he probably dropped his shipment at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 462x760]

I get the Jabba reference, but to me she looks more like General Ackbar.

/Also: It's a trap!



I'm more distressed that the lack of caffeine in my brain made me type probably twice.
 
2013-06-25 09:54:59 AM

Sybarite: Authorities are still investigating Schmidt's motive.


She was probably angry that he probably dropped his shipment at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 462x760]


Bobby Hill?!?!?!
 
2013-06-25 10:22:06 AM
I didn't know lesbians were so violent.
 
2013-06-25 10:46:21 AM
Daddy issues, huh?
*shudder*
 
2013-06-25 11:33:36 AM
Good god what a swamp donkey! I remember back in the day in the back of Soldier of Fortune they would have ads for ex military people looking for "jobs". Even as a kid I thought those were shady.
 
2013-06-25 01:43:52 PM
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.comwww.jimlindsaysongwriter.com
 
hej
2013-06-25 04:11:01 PM

CJHardin: Does anyone ever succeed at hiring a hit man? It's always a cop.


Why do you want to know?
 
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