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(Mirror.co.uk)   Teen suffering from rare disease that makes her look far older than her actual age undergoes surgery to feel better about herself. But enough about Courtney Stodden   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 55
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2013-06-25 12:04:17 AM
Ariel Winter?
 
2013-06-25 12:06:10 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-25 02:48:00 AM
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-06-25 02:48:18 AM
the side by side at the bottom of the page reminds me of
www.comicsandmemes.com
 
2013-06-25 02:51:15 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-06-25 02:51:47 AM
I still call it 'Jack' syndrome.
 
2013-06-25 02:54:03 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

The one in the middle ain't half-bad.
 
2013-06-25 02:55:18 AM
I loved her son in Bladerunner.
 
2013-06-25 02:56:01 AM
She should have no problem buying booze.   Score.
 
2013-06-25 02:56:25 AM
Who's Courtney Stodden?
Guess if you're going for a green, might as well go ahead and use a ref for one that your buddies now about
 
2013-06-25 02:57:37 AM
If she was in the US she'd be the cool kid who could buy beer at the age of 13..

She should date that guy who is 32 but looks 9 and constantly pulled over because people think he shouldn't be driving.

/got nothing
//glad she found happy somehow
 
2013-06-25 03:03:29 AM
so she can buy booze, is probably desperate, and has a tight teen snatch?

of course shes taken
 
2013-06-25 03:13:18 AM

DownDaRiver: Who's Courtney Stodden?
Guess if you're going for a green, might as well go ahead and use a ref for one that your buddies now about


You don't visit the entertainment tab much I guess. She has a thread evry other week or so.
 
2013-06-25 03:15:49 AM

RatMaster999: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x421]

The one in the middle ain't half-bad.


looks pretty good for a 5 year old.
 
2013-06-25 03:20:40 AM
Maybe Robin Williams will play her in the shiatty movie.
 
2013-06-25 03:24:00 AM

farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x421]


Well, you can see where she gets her looks from.
 
2013-06-25 03:26:28 AM
That could have been a MILF/Pedo doubleheader.
 
2013-06-25 03:26:42 AM

TheJoe03: I still call it 'Jack' syndrome.


Different aging disease,
This chick has   lipodystrophy -  a degenerative part of the skin essentially does not seem to impact life span much.
Not so much aging, but for appearances.


Jack supposedly had "Werner syndrome", but it was more typical of Progeria(proper) which has a greatly reduced life span(hence the sad part of the movie where he's practically dead at the end), Werner people can live into their 50s).  the movie's disease was ultimately fictional, some mythical hybrid of multiple diseases and they slapped a real name on it.
 
2013-06-25 03:27:38 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x421]

Well, you can see where she gets her looks from.


Ernest P. Worrel?
 
2013-06-25 03:37:01 AM

farkingismybusiness: AverageAmericanGuy: farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x421]

Well, you can see where she gets her looks from.

Ernest P. Worrel?


Iggy Pop man, you totally missed the chance.
 
2013-06-25 03:53:28 AM
Teenage kids can be horrible about teasing people who are different. When I was in high school, I often refused to go to school on the days we had gym class because of the tormenting I'd receive over my extremely large cock. I'd endure the constant jeers from the others calling me "elephant dick" or "gargantubone". It was horrible.

But one day, a very kind plastic surgeon heard of my problem and removed 1/3 of my penis for free. Now I'm able to tuck it discretely down my pant leg, into my sock, and no one teases me anymore.
 
2013-06-25 03:54:16 AM
As someone who just buzzed the hair off his balding head in an attempt to look a bit younger, only to discover everyone thinks it makes him look older, I have some sympathy.
 
2013-06-25 03:55:08 AM
Seniors discount, come on...
 
2013-06-25 04:04:03 AM

Virtuoso80: As someone who just buzzed the hair off his balding head in an attempt to look a bit younger, only to discover everyone thinks it makes him look older, I have some sympathy.


You have to buzz the sides, too, not just the top.
 
2013-06-25 04:12:25 AM

RatMaster999: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x421]

The one in the middle ain't half-bad.


i.dailymail.co.uk

Phuq...all three of them whores would get nut butter from my hanging acorns
 
2013-06-25 04:24:19 AM
I feel really bad for her.  The teenage years suck no matter what.  She's missing teeth and looks like an old bar fly and she's only 16? Christ. That's a horrible farking disease. The asshole part of my brain wants to punch the mother for having children knowing she could pass this onto her children.
 
2013-06-25 04:34:29 AM

DownDaRiver: Who's Courtney Stodden?
Guess if you're going for a green, might as well go ahead and use a ref for one that your buddies now about


try key word "search engines" for helpful sites loaded with information
 
2013-06-25 04:36:41 AM
1-media-cdn.foolz.us

Nature's cruelest joke!

/I know. I read tfa... She doesn't have Progeria.
 
2013-06-25 04:59:45 AM

mialynneb: The asshole

brain part of my brain wants to punch sterilize the mother for having children. knowing she could pass this onto her children.

FTFY
 
2013-06-25 05:38:56 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Looks like this chick.
 
2013-06-25 05:50:16 AM

omeganuepsilon: TheJoe03: I still call it 'Jack' syndrome.

Different aging disease,
This chick has   lipodystrophy -  a degenerative part of the skin essentially does not seem to impact life span much.
Not so much aging, but for appearances.


Jack supposedly had "Werner syndrome", but it was more typical of Progeria(proper) which has a greatly reduced life span(hence the sad part of the movie where he's practically dead at the end), Werner people can live into their 50s).  the movie's disease was ultimately fictional, some mythical hybrid of multiple diseases and they slapped a real name on it.


Speaking of progeria, there's a great documentary I got to see over the weekend during a film festival called Life According to Sam (Sam has progeria and is 13, which is the average lifespan for these kids, when the movie starts).  It was really good, though heartbreaking at the same time.
 
2013-06-25 06:09:02 AM

DownDaRiver: Who's Courtney Stodden?
Guess if you're going for a green, might as well go ahead and use a ref for one that your buddies now about


And after all this typing my fingers are way too exhausted to even think about using google to answer my question....
 
2013-06-25 06:12:07 AM

omeganuepsilon: Different aging disease,
This chick has   lipodystrophy -  a degenerative part of the skin essentially does not seem to impact life span much.
Not so much aging, but for appearances.


Jack supposedly had "Werner syndrome", but it was more typical of Progeria(proper) which has a greatly reduced life span(hence the sad part of the movie where he's practically dead at the end), Werner people can live into their 50s).  the movie's disease was ultimately fictional, some mythical hybrid of multiple diseases and they slapped a real name on it.


Damn, a stupid joke on my part actually led to me learning something new.
 
2013-06-25 06:17:16 AM
The condition is more commonly know as Rumpled Stilt Skin.
 
2013-06-25 06:19:37 AM

ChromoSomes: The condition is more commonly know as Rumpled Stilt Skin.


I'd give her a Rumpled Stilt Skin, if ya know what I mean.

/wait, so is she legal?
//She looks legal
 
2013-06-25 06:33:47 AM
because she looks old doesn't mean her vagina doesn't hurt when you put your penis in.  DONT fark UNDERAGE MINORS!!
 
2013-06-25 06:35:37 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: because she looks old doesn't mean her vagina doesn't hurt when you put your penis in.  DONT fark UNDERAGE MINORS!!


I'm not going to ask how you know that.
 
2013-06-25 07:01:54 AM
She's one of those girls you should be nice to before the surgery, just in case.
 
2013-06-25 07:25:04 AM
Couldn't resist with that lazy eye:

i.imgur.com

I am so going to Hell for making fun of someone real-life medical condtion.  But at least I'll have friends there.
 
2013-06-25 07:25:15 AM

not5am: RatMaster999: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x421]

The one in the middle ain't half-bad.

looks pretty good for a 5 year old.


Five-year-olds, Dude...
 
2013-06-25 07:26:11 AM

abhorrent1: ChromoSomes: The condition is more commonly know as Rumpled Stilt Skin.

I'd give her a Rumpled Stilt Skin, if ya know what I mean.

/wait, so is she legal?
//She looks legal



I swear officer she looked 57!
 
2013-06-25 07:30:43 AM
popculturenerd.files.wordpress.com

"I'm seven years old"
 
2013-06-25 07:36:04 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

WHAT ABOUT PROGERIA, NATURE'S CRUELEST JOKE!?
 
2013-06-25 07:44:02 AM

Atomic Spunk: Teenage kids can be horrible about teasing people who are different. When I was in high school, I often refused to go to school on the days we had gym class because of the tormenting I'd receive over my extremely large cock. I'd endure the constant jeers from the others calling me "elephant dick" or "gargantubone". It was horrible.

But one day, a very kind plastic surgeon heard of my problem and removed 1/3 of my penis for free. Now I'm able to tuck it discretely down my pant leg, into my sock, and no one teases me anymore.


I had a similar problem. I used to have a micro penis. In fact it was so small, that I was sometimes mistaken for a female who had balls. They would all laugh and say "Look at that chick with the sack!" and then I would say "I'm no chick, I'm a man. That clit is actualy my penis" They would get real quiet for a second and then laugh even harder. But one day a very kind plastic surgeon heard of my problem and grafted a 1 and a half foot section of donor penis into mine for only $76,000 dollars. Now I command healthy respect in the locker room. Occasionaly someone laughs at my slightly larger than average wang, but then I just slap them across the face with it, and that usualy puts an end to that. In fact, I've actualy made some new friends during my locker room cock slaps. One guy, after suffering the instant wang justice of my cock meat, actualy invited me over to his place to listen to his k. d. lang albums. He also mumbed something about 'touch' and 'balls' I can only assume he was talking about a game of touch football. Though I don't understand why he would want to play in his bedroom. He must have a really huge bedroom.
 
2013-06-25 07:52:10 AM

xanadian: not5am: RatMaster999: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x421]

The one in the middle ain't half-bad.

looks pretty good for a 5 year old.

Five-year-olds, Dude...


There's five of them?
 
2013-06-25 07:56:57 AM
Lay off the meth girl
 
2013-06-25 08:38:43 AM

Tumunga: RatMaster999: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x421]

The one in the middle ain't half-bad.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x421]

Phuq...all three of them whores would get nut butter from my hanging acorns


Oh look, school is out for the summer.
 
2013-06-25 09:37:48 AM
I'd be much more concerned that my daughter was dating Private Pyle.
 
2013-06-25 09:43:21 AM
MythDragon:
donor penis

Not to be confused with "doner penis"...
i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com

/omg get back to work, me
 
2013-06-25 09:58:05 AM
While I'm glad this girl got surgery to make her feel better, I think she should have given the middle finger to the highschool guys and waited until college for a fresh start. How is it love to say "Oh I wouldn't date you when you looked like a granny, but now that your fixed we should totally go out some time!"
 
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