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2013-06-25 12:05:05 AM
Ha! Couldn't imagine a better headline for this.
 
2013-06-25 12:08:56 AM

crypticsatellite: Ha! Couldn't imagine a better headline for this.


Nor could I.
 
2013-06-25 12:41:04 AM
I've got a bad feeling about this.
 
2013-06-25 02:02:37 AM
I presume the mother-in-law will be edited out of the wedding video and replaced with Hayden Christiansen?
 
2013-06-25 02:16:36 AM
Bravo, submitter.

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2013-06-25 02:34:57 AM
I'd say that he went to the dark side but we know that he did that years ago.
 
2013-06-25 03:58:45 AM
"Luke, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?"

Greatest. Line. Evar.

Well done, Subs!
 
2013-06-25 04:59:26 AM
In reality, Lucas would have written "I do too" instead of "I know".
 
2013-06-25 05:15:35 AM

Clipsy: In reality, Lucas would have written "I do too" instead of "I know".


He actually did. The line was "I love you too," but Harrison Ford (may he live long) insisted that Han Solo wouldn't roll that way.
 
2013-06-25 05:16:31 AM
oh, also:

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

/alternatively, "Get in there, you big hairy oaf! Get in there! I don't care what you smell."
 
2013-06-25 05:58:53 AM
you came in that thing?
 
2013-06-25 06:11:49 AM

Paris1127: I presume the mother-in-law will be edited out of the wedding video and replaced with Hayden Christiansen?


That's even funnier when you see his wife.
 
2013-06-25 06:25:54 AM
Expect the wedding video to have more guests and decoractions when it is shown again on their 20th anniversary.
 
2013-06-25 06:36:14 AM
i44.tinypic.com
/hot like Daisy
 
2013-06-25 07:07:42 AM
Well, there went my "gay" theory...
 
2013-06-25 07:13:26 AM
Pick on the guy for the prequels all you want, but he sold Star Wars to Disney for like a billion dollars and then gave all of it to charity.
 
2013-06-25 07:19:00 AM

Tommy Moo: Pick on the guy for the prequels all you want, but he sold Star Wars to Disney for like a billion dollars and then gave all of it to charity.


So? Maybe he's a good guy. He probably also doesn't kick dogs. Still, doesn't mean the prequels were any good.
 
2013-06-25 07:23:38 AM
He like his women like his coffee.

/I thought it might have been a short person instead.
 
2013-06-25 07:24:27 AM
Looks like he lost a ton of weight for the wedding, or for her. I like him.
 
2013-06-25 07:25:38 AM
Later that night. . .

"Curse my metal body; I wasn't fast enough!"
 
2013-06-25 07:26:12 AM

eiger: Tommy Moo: Pick on the guy for the prequels all you want, but he sold Star Wars to Disney for like a billion dollars and then gave all of it to charity.

So? Maybe he's a good guy. He probably also doesn't kick dogs. Still, doesn't mean the prequels were any good.


wasn't it more like 8 billion?
 
2013-06-25 07:26:41 AM
Just wait until he starts re-editing his wedding video a few years from now.  It's going to be completely different.
 
2013-06-25 07:31:40 AM
69 and 44...I have to get rich one day.
 
2013-06-25 07:35:46 AM
In true Hollywood celebrity fashion, he's marrying a gorgeous woman much younger than himself.

Respect.
 
2013-06-25 07:38:56 AM
You know why they shouldn't be married?  Well, did you speak up?
 
2013-06-25 07:46:04 AM
Meh. His original wife was better.
 
2013-06-25 07:54:10 AM

Virtuoso80: 69 and 44...I have to get rich one day.


My boss and his girl are 65ish and 42. He's not rich by any stretch. You have to be a good person.
 
2013-06-25 07:54:51 AM
nowiknow.com
thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2013-06-25 08:08:15 AM
That night, George shot first.
 
2013-06-25 08:11:10 AM
He is... [old enough to be....] her father......
 
2013-06-25 08:25:04 AM
I heard he was going to go back and digitally replace his first wife with this one.
 
2013-06-25 08:26:17 AM
I guess she's not a Senator.
 
2013-06-25 08:33:59 AM

OnlyM3:


She ain't hangin' around with no broke Gungans.
 
2013-06-25 08:38:08 AM
oblig
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2013-06-25 08:56:56 AM

OnlyM3: nowiknow.com
thumbs.dreamstime.com


I see the misogyny squad is up early today.

Hobson is president of Chicago-based Ariel Investments and sits on numerous corporate boards.
 
2013-06-25 08:59:27 AM

Paris1127: I presume the mother-in-law will be edited out of the wedding video and replaced with Hayden Christiansen?



Doc Daneeka: Just wait until he starts re-editing his wedding video a few years from now.  It's going to be completely different.


And then Yoda's forceghost will show up and say, "Doesn't know when to quit, this one does" and /facepalm.
 
2013-06-25 09:51:38 AM

kronicfeld: Hobson is president of Chicago-based Ariel Investments and sits on numerous corporate boards.


And she went to my high school.
 
2013-06-25 09:54:40 AM
Dude's nearly 70....


"...negative.  Just impacted on the surface."
 
2013-06-25 10:05:57 AM

Virtuoso80: 69 and 44...I have to get rich one day.


Seriously. Although I don't want to be there when he has to wrap little George in bandages and popsicle sticks just to maintain a softie.
 
2013-06-25 10:30:07 AM
Doesn't look like George is going to have anyone to leave his estate to.
 
2013-06-25 10:32:18 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Virtuoso80: 69 and 44...I have to get rich one day.

Seriously. Although I don't want to be there when he has to wrap little George in bandages and popsicle sticks just to maintain a softie.


New keyboard, please.

Though it's likely not an issue, given how effective pharmaceuticals have gotten.
 
2013-06-25 11:26:20 AM

Enemabag Jones: He like his women like his coffee.

/I thought it might have been a short person instead.


I was going to say that he has embraced the dark side.  NTTIATWWT.

/not racist
 
2013-06-25 11:28:44 AM
PsyLord,
Enemabag Jones: He like his women like his coffee.
/I thought it might have been a short person instead.
I was going to say that he has embraced the dark side. NTTIATWWT.
/not racist


Nothing wrong with that.

She is pretty hot too. Holding onto her looks at well over 40.
 
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2013-06-25 12:43:46 PM
securecdn.disqus.com
 
2013-06-25 02:19:42 PM

OnlyM3: [nowiknow.com image 500x353]
[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 387x450]


Theres a reason the article includes the following line:

"Hobson is president of Chicago-based Ariel Investments and sits on numerous corporate boards."
 
2013-06-25 02:29:10 PM

kronicfeld: OnlyM3: nowiknow.com
thumbs.dreamstime.com

I see the misogyny squad is up early today.

Hobson is president of Chicago-based Ariel Investments and sits on numerous corporate boards.


Oh, so she's a piece of shiat banker. Glad that got cleared up.
 
2013-06-25 03:37:30 PM

eiger: Tommy Moo: Pick on the guy for the prequels all you want, but he sold Star Wars to Disney for like a billion dollars and then gave all of it to charity.

So? Maybe he's a good guy. He probably also doesn't kick dogs. Still, doesn't mean the prequels were any good.


Yes, he will still get picked on for the prequels. There's no editing that.

But as to the other, wow. Way to set the bar high for philanthropy. Hopefully this will start some kind of trend.
 
2013-06-25 04:02:08 PM
She might not look like much but she's got it where it counts
 
2013-06-25 04:58:49 PM
Huh. On Sunday my wife and I were doing a mini-marathon run on Star Tours in Florida. It's kind of cool to think that we were doing that while he was in the process of getting hitched.
 
2013-06-25 04:59:35 PM

JayCab: Huh. On Sunday Saturday my wife and I were doing a mini-marathon run on Star Tours in Florida. It's kind of cool to think that we were doing that while he was in the process of getting hitched.


Forgot which day was the 22nd.
 
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