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(Daily Mail)   Nineteen-year-old former cheerleader and current hottie becomes the first woman to win catfish noodling competition   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 32
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2013-06-24 11:59:36 PM  
This had all the trappings of a typical Daily Fail story/headline, and it somehow made it to the Sports tab, so I went in with zero expectations.

After that, let me say

I'd noodle it

and also

dorando.emuverse.com

I believe we're done here.
 
2013-06-25 12:22:00 AM  
Ah, the Daily Mail, helping lower class Britians feel superior to Americans for 117 years running.
 
2013-06-25 03:21:47 AM  
Asked what she'd name her winning catfish, Millsap responded, 'Dinner.'

Heh.
 
2013-06-25 06:05:41 AM  
Ok, why is noodling illegal in the other 39 states? No catfish?
 
2013-06-25 06:45:16 AM  

deffuse: Ok, why is noodling illegal in the other 39 states? No catfish?


People can drown doing it from my understanding. The catfish can be quite heavy, and wedge themselves back in their holes.

At least that's my understanding.
 
2013-06-25 07:01:56 AM  

Deneb81: deffuse: Ok, why is noodling illegal in the other 39 states? No catfish?

People can drown doing it from my understanding. The catfish can be quite heavy, and wedge themselves back in their holes.

At least that's my understanding.


Also, as the article notes, there are other things living in holes on the riverbed. Like snakes.
 
2013-06-25 07:16:27 AM  

The Madd Mann: Deneb81: deffuse: Ok, why is noodling illegal in the other 39 states? No catfish?

People can drown doing it from my understanding. The catfish can be quite heavy, and wedge themselves back in their holes.

At least that's my understanding.

Also, as the article notes, there are other things living in holes on the riverbed. Like snakes.


....and big ass snapping turtles
 
2013-06-25 07:20:35 AM  

Darth Skywalker: The Madd Mann: Deneb81: deffuse: Ok, why is noodling illegal in the other 39 states? No catfish?

People can drown doing it from my understanding. The catfish can be quite heavy, and wedge themselves back in their holes.

At least that's my understanding.

Also, as the article notes, there are other things living in holes on the riverbed. Like snakes.

....and big ass snapping turtles


So is camping illegal?  There are bears/mountain lions/penn state grads everywhere.
 
2013-06-25 07:23:29 AM  
June 11, 2013:  Divers recover body of man who drowned while noodling (in OKC).

http://www.news9.com/story/22561227/dive-team-finds-body-of-man-who- dr owned-while-noodling-in-ne-okc

Then you have noodling for African Rock Pythons:

http://www.weeville.com/snakenoodling.htm

Wiki says noodling is also called "catfisting," or vice versa.
 
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2013-06-25 07:28:32 AM  

Darth Skywalker: The Madd Mann: Deneb81: deffuse: Ok, why is noodling illegal in the other 39 states? No catfish?

People can drown doing it from my understanding. The catfish can be quite heavy, and wedge themselves back in their holes.

At least that's my understanding.

Also, as the article notes, there are other things living in holes on the riverbed. Like snakes.

....and big ass snapping turtles


...in Turtle Creek??
 
2013-06-25 08:08:45 AM  
Do 'giant catfish' not have the spine on their backs that their smaller cousins do?
 
2013-06-25 08:48:52 AM  

Darth Skywalker: The Madd Mann: Deneb81: deffuse: Ok, why is noodling illegal in the other 39 states? No catfish?

People can drown doing it from my understanding. The catfish can be quite heavy, and wedge themselves back in their holes.

At least that's my understanding.

Also, as the article notes, there are other things living in holes on the riverbed. Like snakes.

....and big ass snapping turtles


Cue the XKCD hyphen rule.

Works.
 
2013-06-25 08:49:45 AM  
I read cheerleader hottie and catfish and assumed this was another Manti Teo story.
 
2013-06-25 08:58:41 AM  
This might explain Calvin and the "Noodle" incident.
 
2013-06-25 09:03:50 AM  
She could noodle my catfish.
 
2013-06-25 09:08:22 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Darth Skywalker: The Madd Mann: Deneb81: deffuse: Ok, why is noodling illegal in the other 39 states? No catfish?

People can drown doing it from my understanding. The catfish can be quite heavy, and wedge themselves back in their holes.

At least that's my understanding.

Also, as the article notes, there are other things living in holes on the riverbed. Like snakes.

....and big ass snapping turtles

So is camping illegal?  There are bears/mountain lions/penn state grads everywhere.


I don't know who taught you to camp, but I was told growing up not to shove my arm into the mouth of a bear or mountain lion.
 
2013-06-25 09:34:14 AM  
In my younger days, I once went out with my friends to this shallow lake to go fishing.  They put some poisonous sap in the water and went around stepping on and picking up stunned fish.  I did it for a while, not really catching much.  I stepped on maybe 2 or 3 fish.  At some point I got bored and went to the shore.  About 2 minutes later, they pulled this motherfarker out of the water.

/Shudder.

i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-25 09:57:26 AM  

Deneb81: deffuse: Ok, why is noodling illegal in the other 39 states? No catfish?

People can drown doing it from my understanding. The catfish can be quite heavy, and wedge themselves back in their holes.

At least that's my understanding.


My understanding was that when you reach under a bank and pull out a catfish, those are usually female catfish laying eggs. So if you're trying to grow the catfish population, you don't want to do that, same as places trying to grow a deer population only let you take bucks.
 
2013-06-25 10:40:24 AM  

Darth Skywalker: The Madd Mann: Deneb81: deffuse: Ok, why is noodling illegal in the other 39 states? No catfish?

People can drown doing it from my understanding. The catfish can be quite heavy, and wedge themselves back in their holes.

At least that's my understanding.

Also, as the article notes, there are other things living in holes on the riverbed. Like snakes.

....and big ass snapping turtles


And alligators.  And all this after crossing a five-lane street.  Poor froggy.
 
2013-06-25 11:20:45 AM  

Lorelle: Asked what she'd name her winning catfish, Millsap responded, 'Dinner.'

Heh.


She's a keeper.
 
2013-06-25 12:24:10 PM  

DanZero: I'd noodle it


Not until she does something to get rid of that nasty fishy smell first.
 
2013-06-25 12:56:03 PM  
Damn! She is a cutie.
 
2013-06-25 01:03:36 PM  
My Brother-in-law rights folk songs.   After hearing about noodling, he decided it needed a folk hero

Lenny the noodler
 
2013-06-25 01:51:37 PM  
Does he wrong them as well?
 
2013-06-25 02:29:02 PM  
It's a Daily Fail link, and "current hottie" is in the headline.

Let's see how much of a trainwreck she really is.

*reads TFA*

i'll be damned. She's pretty damn cute!
 
2013-06-25 04:03:54 PM  

happydude45: Does he wrong them as well?


No. I believe he lefts them instead.
 
2013-06-25 04:14:53 PM  

Muta: She could noodle my catfish.


i think 'i'll let her catfish mouth grab my noodle' makes more sense.
 
2013-06-25 04:17:31 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Wiki says noodling is also called "

catfisting," or vice versa.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-25 05:19:21 PM  

Darth Skywalker: The Madd Mann: Deneb81: deffuse: Ok, why is noodling illegal in the other 39 states? No catfish?

People can drown doing it from my understanding. The catfish can be quite heavy, and wedge themselves back in their holes.

At least that's my understanding.

Also, as the article notes, there are other things living in holes on the riverbed. Like snakes.

....and big ass snapping turtles


CSB:
Just rescued a HUGE snapping turtle out of the middle of the road 2 days ago. A truck clipped his shell and flipped him on his back.I stopped and (carefully) escorted him back into the canal.
 
2013-06-25 07:57:07 PM  
They farked up that article by showing pics of the other competitors.
 
2013-06-25 09:09:38 PM  

SkeletorUpInHere: Darth Skywalker: The Madd Mann: Deneb81: deffuse: Ok, why is noodling illegal in the other 39 states? No catfish?

People can drown doing it from my understanding. The catfish can be quite heavy, and wedge themselves back in their holes.

At least that's my understanding.

Also, as the article notes, there are other things living in holes on the riverbed. Like snakes.

....and big ass snapping turtles

CSB:
Just rescued a HUGE snapping turtle out of the middle of the road 2 days ago. A truck clipped his shell and flipped him on his back.I stopped and (carefully) escorted him back into the canal.


CSB, part deux:
Just recently saw a HUGE snapping turtle get rescued out of the road... someone stopped, moved it to the side of the road so it wouldn't get hit by a car.  As soon as he put it down, another passing motorist flipped it on its back, picked it up, and put it in the back of his truck to make into soup.
 
2013-06-26 10:06:47 AM  

meanmutton: SkeletorUpInHere:
CSB:
Just rescued a HUGE snapping turtle out of the middle of the road 2 days ago. A truck clipped his shell and flipped him on his back.I stopped and (carefully) escorted him back into the canal.

CSB, part deux:
Just recently saw a HUGE snapping turtle get rescued out of the road... someone stopped, moved it to the side of the road so it wouldn't get hit by a car.  As soon as he put it down, another passing motorist flipped it on its back, picked it up, and put it in the back of his truck to make into soup.


I saw a big (not huge) snapping turtle crossing the road last year and I put him in the back of my truck. I fried him instaed of making soup. I'll make soup with the next one. Cleaning them can be an unnerving experience. The have the nervous system of a dinosaur. I hung it upside down from a tree branch and cut its head off. I let it hang for three hours then put it on a table and began to cut the skin around his shell with a box cutter. Its legs would move and rake its claws across my wrist.

It's a lot of work for a little meat.
 
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