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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Police prevent man from jumping off bridge, using pizza to entice him into coming down. In related news, deputy negotiator fired for shouting "HEY - what do you want on your tombstone?"   (postandcourier.com) divider line 48
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2013-06-24 04:45:40 PM  
Something about how great I was.

And pepperoni.
 
2013-06-24 06:39:15 PM  
golf clap
 
2013-06-24 07:03:21 PM  
Go Andolini's. I've been eating there every week for the past 13 years or so.

/Their calzones are awesome, too.
 
2013-06-24 07:22:50 PM  
But did the negotiator get there in under 30 minutes?
 
2013-06-24 07:25:07 PM  
Good headline, subby.
 
2013-06-24 07:25:31 PM  
Life, Even when it's bad, it's still has pizza.
 
2013-06-24 07:26:48 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

/Obligatory
 
2013-06-24 07:29:54 PM  
Please do not compare Andolini's to Tombstone pizza. I miss living in Charleston and Andolini's is part of the reason.

/Almost Hawaiian FTW
 
IP
2013-06-24 07:32:26 PM  
Well played, subby.  Well played indeed.
 
2013-06-24 07:35:05 PM  
 
2013-06-24 07:35:06 PM  
Nomination for headline of the week/year.
 
2013-06-24 07:37:53 PM  
Nice, subby.
 
2013-06-24 07:38:22 PM  
People are always down about pineapple on a pizza, but pineapple pepperoni is freaking delicious.
 
2013-06-24 07:48:24 PM  
Did the cop also mention that the guy would end up looking like a pizza if he jumped?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-06-24 08:07:50 PM  
PizzaJedi81:   People are always down about pineapple on a pizza, but pineapple pepperoni is freaking delicious.


Gross, dude.  Gross.


I can't speak for the quality of Tombstone nowadays (haven't had it for atleast a decade), but I will admit (somewhat shamefully) that Tombstone when I was growing up in the late 80's, early 90's was actually pretty decent.

Real and plenty cheese.  Crunchy and edible crust. And a decent sauce - sweet but not overly so.

Maybe its just nostalgia and underdeveloped teen tastebuds talking.
 
2013-06-24 08:19:14 PM  
Love this headline..
 
2013-06-24 08:19:54 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Gross, dude. Gross.


Don't knock it till ya try it, bromigo.
 
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2013-06-24 08:25:33 PM  
Tombstone pizza can be a pretty tasty late meal when not wanting to go anywhere. Though I prefer and have lived off of Jack's Pizza from time to time.


Pizza would probably pull me off an edge, the thought of never eating a pizza again would be quite sobering.
 
2013-06-24 08:39:38 PM  
Good job subby. I almost drown myself by shooting the water I was drinking out my nose.
 
2013-06-24 08:42:07 PM  
Came here to give Andolini's some love, see that they are already gettin
 
2013-06-24 08:46:19 PM  
Nicely done, subby.
 
2013-06-24 08:47:48 PM  
A good pizza IS a reason to live.
 
2013-06-24 08:48:54 PM  
Subby stole this joke from twitter.

And I submitted this with a better headline.

/hate you all
 
2013-06-24 08:50:05 PM  
"What do you want on your tombstone?"

"I can only take so much, no more."

"Don't make me do this"

"You're gonna wish you hadn't done that"

"What did I ever do to you?"
 
2013-06-24 08:51:40 PM  
Tombstone will do in a pinch. It's no Papa John's, but it's better than Totinos.
 
2013-06-24 08:52:27 PM  

mat catastrophe: And I submitted this with a better headline.

/hate you all



No you didn't
 
2013-06-24 09:01:48 PM  
PIZZA SAVES!
 
2013-06-24 09:02:48 PM  
Police prevent man from jumping off bridge, using pizza to entice him into coming down. Hey - what do you want on your tombstone?

brevity is the key.  +1 for the concept, though i imagine it was stolen from somewhere else on the 'net.
 
2013-06-24 09:05:14 PM  

SirEattonHogg: PizzaJedi81:   People are always down about pineapple on a pizza, but pineapple pepperoni is freaking delicious.


Gross, dude.  Gross.


I can't speak for the quality of Tombstone nowadays (haven't had it for atleast a decade), but I will admit (somewhat shamefully) that Tombstone when I was growing up in the late 80's, early 90's was actually pretty decent.

Real and plenty cheese.  Crunchy and edible crust. And a decent sauce - sweet but not overly so.

Maybe its just nostalgia and underdeveloped teen tastebuds talking.


i like how he rips pepperoni and pineapple, and then praises the taste of tombstone pizzas.  Talk about losing credibility.
 
2013-06-24 09:07:02 PM  
Pizza.
Is there any problem it CAN'T solve?
 
2013-06-24 09:07:48 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Tombstone will do in a pinch. It's no Papa John's, but it's better than Totinos.


if that isn't a ringing endorsement, i don't know what is.

Nothing beats DiGiorno.

/Tombstone, Papa Johns and Totinos are all grease and acid on cardboard.
 
2013-06-24 09:14:34 PM  
Wrong, subby. He was fired for not tazing and beating him and then going to his house to shoot his dog. Cause that's what cops do.
 
2013-06-24 09:23:37 PM  

PizzaJedi81: People are always down about pineapple on a pizza, but pineapple pepperoni is freaking delicious.


Yea, it is a phenom.
 
2013-06-24 09:24:39 PM  

Smackledorfer: PizzaJedi81: People are always down about pineapple on a pizza, but pineapple pepperoni is freaking delicious.

Yea, it is a phenom.


Just read your handle.

Do you need a pizzajedi apprentice?
 
2013-06-24 09:47:43 PM  

DesertDemonWY: mat catastrophe: And I submitted this with a better headline.

/hate you all


No you didn't


Yes I did!

/neener
 
2013-06-24 10:25:27 PM  
+1, subby. Nicely done.
 
2013-06-24 10:42:46 PM  
"HEY EVERYBODY!  COME ON DOWN! PIZZAS HERE"!!
gets them every time
 
2013-06-24 10:59:33 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: Nomination for headline of the week/year.


This. It took some serious wit to not only find the story, but to make a good joke out of it.

I wish I could write headlines that well... maybe I'd get greened more often instead of stuck in the red 99% of the time.
 
2013-06-25 12:03:53 AM  
MMmmm...  street pizza.....
 
2013-06-25 12:28:41 AM  
You're truely a product of your time subby.  Well done.
 
2013-06-25 12:29:16 AM  
Red Baron is better.
 
2013-06-25 12:36:49 AM  
As a Charleston resident originally from NJ, you clowns have no idea what pizza is.

And my wife got caught in this shiat on the way home from MUSC and is probably dealing with this idiot tonight.
 
2013-06-25 01:21:26 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-25 02:30:15 AM  
this is much better than the other headline
 
2013-06-25 04:06:12 AM  
Excellent headline.

PizzaJedi81: People are always down about pineapple on a pizza, but pineapple pepperoni is freaking delicious.


I love pineapple bacon and jalapeno pizza, preferably deep dish. NOM
 
2013-06-25 05:14:10 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Tombstone will do in a pinch. It's no Papa John's, but it's better than Totinos.


We're comparing pizza here, so no need to mention Papa John.
 
2013-06-25 06:01:32 AM  
Well, if the pizza was successfully used to entice him down, I can presume it most assuredly didn't happen in New York.
 
2013-06-25 11:11:52 AM  

cartmans_evil_twin: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Tombstone will do in a pinch. It's no Papa John's, but it's better than Totinos.

We're comparing pizza here, so no need to mention Papa John.


Papa John >>>>>>> Totinos.

If you think papa johns is bad, you have no idea.  They would sell totino's frozen pizzas for under $1, which should give you an idea of the quality level.  They were smaller, individual sized, but still < $1.
 
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