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(BBC)   Mayor of Ankara threatens to sue anyone pointing out that he's a douchebag on Twitter   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 61
    More: Dumbass, Turkey, Twitter, Mayor Ibrahim Melih Gokcek, NTV, current affairs, mass protests  
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2013-06-24 04:49:50 PM
He wears terrible sweaters and his cats smell.
 
2013-06-24 04:53:46 PM
He's a douchebag on Fark, too
 
2013-06-24 05:07:18 PM
I have a Twitter account solely for the benefits it gives me in certain online games and contests, but I might have to tweet about him just to spite him
 
2013-06-24 05:19:48 PM
www.biography.com


RIP Paul Ankara

 
2013-06-24 05:26:10 PM
Streisand Effect in 3...2...
 
2013-06-24 05:26:11 PM
Oh now that they are the ones being threatened, the BBC deigns to cover this?

The Ankara Mayor has been doing that for years to people, using his twitter to publicly broadcast the names and information of people attacking him, showing pictures of women drinking without their heads covered and calling them whores, publishing their names and phone numbers and so on.

He's also sent the police to arrest people criticizing him on twitter.
 
2013-06-24 05:28:54 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He's a douchebag on Fark, too


You are in big trouble now.
 
2013-06-24 05:32:51 PM
It takes some Ankara stones to make a statement like that.
 
2013-06-24 05:39:45 PM
As God is my witness I thought Turkey was fly....

but the mayor of Ankara is a douchebag!
 
2013-06-24 05:46:54 PM

Tatsuma: Oh now that they are the ones being threatened, the BBC deigns to cover this?

The Ankara Mayor has been doing that for years to people, using his twitter to publicly broadcast the names and information of people attacking him, showing pictures of women drinking without their heads covered and calling them whores, publishing their names and phone numbers and so on.

He's also sent the police to arrest people criticizing him on twitter.


He shouldn't be able to spend a moment in public where he is not being recorded and streamed.  Every aspect of his life should be online for all to see.  Because, fark him.
 
2013-06-24 05:46:57 PM
This is almost enough to make me set up a Twitter account.

Almost.
 
2013-06-24 05:49:06 PM
i13.ebayimg.com

/hot like the streets in Turkey
 
2013-06-24 05:51:21 PM
But is he the kind of douchebag who wears a wife-beater t-shirt and a cornflower blue tie*?

imageshack.com

//*It must've been Tuesday. He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie.
 
2013-06-24 05:53:21 PM

Rip Dashrock: MaudlinMutantMollusk: He's a douchebag on Fark, too

You are in big trouble now.


Allow me to chime in on the subject of the douchebag in question:

*ahem*

COME AT ME, BRO!
 
2013-06-24 05:54:17 PM
He's a butthead that eats boogers!
 
2013-06-24 05:54:56 PM
Guess he likes it better that way
 
2013-06-24 05:55:36 PM
I heard he was taking on four lads...
 
2013-06-24 05:56:20 PM

WizardofToast: He's a butthead that eats boogers!


Better than being a boogerhead that eats butts. They behead you for that kind of thing (i think).
 
2013-06-24 05:58:19 PM

WhoopAssWayne: But is he the kind of douchebag who wears a wife-beater t-shirt and a cornflower blue tie*?

3.bp.blogspot.com

 
2013-06-24 06:01:24 PM
He is a sissy. He sits down to pee pee.
 
2013-06-24 06:14:19 PM
His father is an immigrant goat and his mother smells of elderberries!
 
2013-06-24 06:14:25 PM

WhoopAssWayne: But is he the kind of douchebag who wears a wife-beater t-shirt and a cornflower blue tie*?

//*It must've been Tuesday. He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie.


^^ Ha, a fashion expert with an ITG handle. ^^
 
2013-06-24 06:14:59 PM

tinyarena: WhoopAssWayne: But is he the kind of douchebag who wears a wife-beater t-shirt and a cornflower blue tie*?


Fight club...
 
2013-06-24 06:21:22 PM
Some day, perhaps not in this decade, or the next or even the next, but some day, we will know who got the last, "NO, YOU!" on the internet.
 
2013-06-24 06:22:12 PM
You can get arrested for calling someone a douche on twitter? That's all I use it for.
 
2013-06-24 06:23:17 PM

bunner: Some day, perhaps not in this decade, or the next or even the next, but some day, we will know who got the last, "NO, YOU!" on the internet.


That'll be about 17 seconds before the Robot aliens invade and wipe out all human communications systems in order to isolate humanity in pockets to make us easier to pick off.
 
2013-06-24 06:26:27 PM

NevynFox: You can get arrested for calling someone a douche on twitter? That's all I use it for.


wait.. wait... wait... are they saying that there are people that use twitter that *aren't* douches?
 
2013-06-24 06:28:24 PM
An enormous slap fight.  How shall I sleep at night?
 
2013-06-24 06:34:17 PM
I'll just leave this HERE.
 
2013-06-24 06:42:03 PM
If this doesn't prove that Twitter is a blight long past its eradication date, I don't know what does...
 
2013-06-24 06:45:18 PM
I wouldn't smurf that douchesmurf up alongside his smurf with a smurfing stolen dick
 
2013-06-24 06:47:23 PM
So when does he come after Fark?
 
2013-06-24 06:49:35 PM
This guy is a douchebag on twitter!
 
2013-06-24 06:49:38 PM

Latinwolf: So when does he come after Fark?


*taps watch*
 
2013-06-24 06:50:41 PM
IMHO the mayor of Ankara is a great big fartface
 
2013-06-24 06:53:12 PM

Latinwolf: So when does he come after Fark?


How about never and he can go fark himself
 
2013-06-24 07:06:05 PM
@Joey have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
 
2013-06-24 07:09:19 PM
Whatever...douche nozzle.
 
2013-06-24 07:17:34 PM

WhoopAssWayne: But is he the kind of douchebag who wears a wife-beater t-shirt and a cornflower blue tie*?

[imageshack.com image 379x209]

//*It must've been Tuesday. He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-24 07:27:11 PM
So, I heard that the mayor of Ankara is a douchebag.
 
2013-06-24 07:36:04 PM

FormlessOne: So, I heard that the mayor of Ankara is a douchebag.


I can't believe farkers are saying that mayor of Ankara is a douchebag.
 
2013-06-24 07:36:57 PM

FormlessOne: So, I heard that the mayor of Ankara is a douchebag.


I can't believe farkers are saying that mayor of Ankara is a douchebag.

Oops, double post
 
2013-06-24 08:03:58 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-24 08:14:30 PM

bunner: [i.imgur.com image 588x80]


He's a douchebag
 
2013-06-24 08:53:07 PM

LewDux: FormlessOne: So, I heard that the mayor of Ankara is a douchebag.

I can't believe farkers are saying that mayor of Ankara is a douchebag.


It's unreal, that the Mayor of Ankara is such a douchy douchebag, that he needs to douche after his douche-ing.
 
2013-06-24 08:54:40 PM
Calling him a douchebag on Fark is still cool though, right?

/Douche!
 
2013-06-24 08:55:26 PM
Douchebag can't touch this. Wat? Facebook has hashtags too? Well double-down on the douchery then.
 
2013-06-24 08:56:24 PM

bunner: Some day, perhaps not in this decade, or the next or even the next, but some day, we will know who got the last, "NO, YOU!" on the internet.


Well, we may not, really. But the Super Mutants will be arguing about it.
 
2013-06-24 09:11:59 PM
I would just like to say that the Mayor of Ankara can go fark himself.
 
2013-06-24 09:22:28 PM

ArkAngel: I have a Twitter account solely for the benefits it gives me in certain online games and contests, but I might have to tweet about him just to spite him


That's what I did. I'm sure my 7 followers are like "huh?"
 
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