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(Irish Independent)   Need billions in government bailout? Follow these easy steps: 1) Pull a number out of your arse, 2) Laugh about how you will never pay it back, 3) Seriously, stop laughing, 4) Profit   (independent.ie) divider line 9
    More: Obvious, Irish Independent, Anglo Irish Bank, rescues  
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1406 clicks; posted to Business » on 24 Jun 2013 at 3:44 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-24 03:54:48 PM  
Step 2 1/2) High-five.
 
2013-06-24 04:00:26 PM  
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Enormous losses.
HAHAHAHAAAA
 
2013-06-24 04:17:38 PM  
www.ngngsports.com

You don't say
 
2013-06-24 04:34:20 PM  
Damn I need to start a corp and just scream for a bailout. The Neo Buggywhip Company has just been born today. I need a board of directors to help me spend the bailout money.
 
2013-06-24 08:01:00 PM  
Pretend you are a solar energy company?
 
2013-06-24 08:17:21 PM  

SevenizGud: Pretend you are a solar energy company?


Or pretend you are an oil company and get paid billions in corporate welfare whether business is good or bad.
 
2013-06-24 10:03:57 PM  
media.avclub.com

Looks like we won't need to become crab people after all, then.
 
2013-06-24 10:59:51 PM  
Can we kill the bankers yet?
 
2013-06-25 06:26:07 AM  
If I owe the bank/government $1 million, that's my problem.
If I owe the bank/government $1 billion, that's their problem.
 
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