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(New York Daily News)   Stripper discovers that revealing clothing is great for getting tips, not so great when trying to hide 50 packets of heroin (with pic of MENSA candidate)   (nydailynews.com) divider line 56
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2013-06-24 03:14:59 PM  
Exotic dancer Tiffany Evans

You don't say.
 
2013-06-24 03:56:54 PM  
♫  Horse pants- hey horse pants uh! smokin
Horse pants- smokin that-horse pants ♫
 
2013-06-24 03:58:23 PM  
List of stripper names! (youtube, language NSFW)
 
2013-06-24 04:16:55 PM  
comicbooked.comicbookedllc.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-06-24 05:06:58 PM  
that's a hard 60... she's 60, right?
 
2013-06-24 05:07:10 PM  
She looks fun; right up to the point that she tries to steal your kidney for meth money.
 
2013-06-24 05:07:15 PM  
Say NO to the Sharpie Markers!!!
 
2013-06-24 05:07:36 PM  
That's the "lunch shift on a Wednesday" stripper right?
 
2013-06-24 05:08:12 PM  
Wow.. she is only 20..  the mileage has been excessive on her already.
 
2013-06-24 05:12:25 PM  
I was going to suggest that she could conceal the H in her hoohah, but it'd probably just fall out.
 
2013-06-24 05:12:27 PM  
And Dude, the preferred nomenclature is exotic dancer.
 
2013-06-24 05:13:16 PM  
I'd shoot up in her.
i.dailymail.co.uk
She should change her stage name to Sharon Needles.
 
2013-06-24 05:13:25 PM  
 
2013-06-24 05:13:25 PM  
Can't see her heart of gold in the picture... but I'm sure it's there.

/Stripping to pay for college
//And probably supporting her sick Mama.
 
2013-06-24 05:13:42 PM  
www.troll.me
 
2013-06-24 05:14:10 PM  

rkiller1: And Dude, the preferred nomenclature is exotic dancer.


When they're dead busted for heroin they're just strippers.
 
2013-06-24 05:15:17 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [comicbooked.comicbookedllc.netdna-cdn.com image 480x513]


Ha, thanks for this, been a while since i have seen it. Now please excuse me, I have clean the blood off my ampallang.
 
2013-06-24 05:16:11 PM  
50 packets?  $1,000 bond?  Has to be first offense, but still.
 
2013-06-24 05:16:33 PM  

Warmachine999: Say NO to the Sharpie Markers!!!


Those are NOT sharpie brows. Granted, they are pretty slutty but there's plenty of real eyebrow there.

Here are the opposite ends of the spectrum
 
2013-06-24 05:17:11 PM  

rkiller1: And Dude, the preferred nomenclature is exotic dancer.


Give it time. Somebody will find that offensive and leads to much into what their "job" might actually be. Go with "cultural interpretive live-display representative" or some other bullshiat to cover your bases.

/have fun 'splaining this to the fam kiddo.
 
2013-06-24 05:17:45 PM  
24.media.tumblr.comwww.smartstyleguide.com
 
2013-06-24 05:20:39 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Can't see her heart of gold in the picture... but I'm sure it's there.

/Stripping to pay for college
//And probably supporting her sick Mama.


I had a stripper tell me she was, and I quote, "studying radiology, you know, with radios".

/ Sure you are, sweety, sure you are
 
2013-06-24 05:25:54 PM  
Ugly isn't exotic.
 
2013-06-24 05:26:45 PM  
You're supposed to head toward Albany with your drugs and stupidity, not away from it.

True story, I talked to a rehab counselor about how I hate Albany and I've tried really hard not to. He told me the only people who like Albany after relocating here are those who've been gentrified out of NYC and recommended running as fast as I can away from it.
 
2013-06-24 05:31:59 PM  
A little song, a little dance, a bunch of heroin in my pants.
 
2013-06-24 05:36:28 PM  
TIFFANY  TIFFANY   TIFFANY

Let me close my legs for you deary.
 
2013-06-24 05:39:05 PM  
Wow - I really think that she needs to spend some time in rehab. That drug is killing her, and she's way too young to be involved with shiat like that. Maybe with rehab combined with therapy to cope with the underlying issues that are the real underlying cause of addiction.... oh wait... no, this is america. let's put the biatch in jail for 5 years.
 
2013-06-24 05:41:38 PM  
yes, yes look how witty and superior we farkers are!  She is probably trying to support a family foisted on her by a deadbeat dad, meanwhile society is crapping all over her attempts to make it as single mother, and philanderers only want one thing from her.  Instead of empathizing with her and trying to change our misguided values that place such societal pressures on people, we mock and deride them from the anonymous safety of Fark. Sorry if I don't fall in line with that, I fully intend to put my money where my mouth is and be a stanch supporter of this woman.....

.....one dollar at a time
 
2013-06-24 05:42:44 PM  

johnny_vegas: stanch supporter of this woman.....


Yeah I bet she's got a "stanch" to her.
 
2013-06-24 05:48:29 PM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Wow - I really think that she needs to spend some time in rehab. That drug is killing her, and she's way too young to be involved with shiat like that. Maybe with rehab combined with therapy to cope with the underlying issues that are the real underlying cause of addiction.... oh wait... no, this is america. let's put the biatch in jail for 5 years.


Sounds like a good plan.
 
2013-06-24 06:03:22 PM  

johnny_vegas: yes, yes look how witty and superior we farkers are!  She is probably trying to support a family foisted on her by a deadbeat dad, meanwhile society is crapping all over her attempts to make it as single mother, and philanderers only want one thing from her.  Instead of empathizing with her and trying to change our misguided values that place such societal pressures on people, we mock and deride them from the anonymous safety of Fark. Sorry if I don't fall in line with that, I fully intend to put my money where my mouth is and be a stanch supporter of this woman.....

.....one dollar at a time


"I support single mothers"

Like I always say... the shiatty thing about being kinda old and kinda fat is that I have to pay hot chicks to pay attention to me. The good thing about it... is that I can afford it.
 
2013-06-24 06:06:23 PM  
Were the cops women, because most hetero men would probably make sure to do a pretty good pat-down of a scantily clad, 20 year old stripper they pull over.... passenger or not.
 
2013-06-24 06:23:37 PM  

fusillade762: rkiller1: And Dude, the preferred nomenclature is exotic dancer.

When they're dead busted for heroin they're just strippers.


When they're dead, they're just hookers.
 
2013-06-24 06:26:33 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x285][www.smartstyleguide.com image 500x472]


www.allure.com
 
2013-06-24 06:27:23 PM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Wow - I really think that she needs to spend some time in rehab. That drug is killing her, and she's way too young to be involved with shiat like that. Maybe with rehab combined with therapy to cope with the underlying issues that are the real underlying cause of addiction.... oh wait... no, this is america. let's put the biatch in jail for 5 years.


While I have sympathy for people addicted to drugs, I never no sympathy for those dealing nor those who commit real crimes to support their addiction.
 
2013-06-24 06:54:37 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: rkiller1: And Dude, the preferred nomenclature is exotic dancer.

Give it time. Somebody will find that offensive and leads to much into what their "job" might actually be. Go with "cultural interpretive live-display representative" or some other bullshiat to cover your bases.

/have fun 'splaining this to the fam kiddo.


At a particular strip club, in a particular Southern state, the DJ goes to extra-special lengths to mention, for *each song*, that the girl is performing her "artistic, nude dance" ...

Can't help but laugh at that one.
 
2013-06-24 06:55:52 PM  

iheartscotch: Pray 4 Mojo: Can't see her heart of gold in the picture... but I'm sure it's there.

/Stripping to pay for college
//And probably supporting her sick Mama.

I had a stripper tell me she was, and I quote, "studying radiology, you know, with radios".

/ Sure you are, sweety, sure you are


Please tell me where you found this diamond in the rough, them bath her and bring her to me.
 
2013-06-24 06:58:31 PM  

iheartscotch: Pray 4 Mojo: Can't see her heart of gold in the picture... but I'm sure it's there.

/Stripping to pay for college
//And probably supporting her sick Mama.

I had a stripper tell me she was, and I quote, "studying radiology, you know, with radios".

/ Sure you are, sweety, sure you are


Which is rather funny, as that's my current actual major (medical imaging). I've only started the math part of the program (dammit if I haven't had to use calculus for anything in 25 years), and this kid thinks radiology is with radios? Well, maybe energetic fields and such, I guess.....

I'm curious how the rest of the conversation went. Did she think whaling ships are boats that carry walls and roofing materials too? The sad part is these girls, while it's there right to shake their junk on stage and get paid, either forget or ignore that their time on stage is limited. Sort of like pro sports stars, but with far smaller paychecks. Nobody wants to see a strung-out, sagging, psychotic 39 year old mom of six still pole-dancing. Well maybe in Winnemucca, NV on a Tuesday morning or something...
 
2013-06-24 07:17:57 PM  
fanbladesaresharp:
Nobody wants to see a strung-out, sagging, psychotic 39 year old mom of six still pole-dancing. Well maybe in Winnemucca, NV on a Tuesday morning or something...

You'd be surprised how long women can go on stripping. I'm sure the money gets sadder and sadder as time goes on, but they just sort of gravitate from the nicer clubs down to the sketchier ones, and the prime times to the day shifts.

/ knows way too much about this.
 
2013-06-24 07:47:10 PM  
Driver's drugs.
Heroin dealer throwing cash around the club, picks up the only one dumb enough to leave with him.

"fark!  Cops!  Here...stuff this in your pants...they won't check you."

She just left work in her tip me shorts, and she ain't no Rhodes scholar to begin with.
Prison will give her a nice hard edge...wear off that air of cutesy, pampered naivete she presently affects.
 
2013-06-24 07:48:11 PM  
I submitted this 3 days ago with a much more entertaining headline and shiat.

/really.
 
2013-06-24 07:57:15 PM  

sammyk: iheartscotch: Pray 4 Mojo: Can't see her heart of gold in the picture... but I'm sure it's there.

/Stripping to pay for college
//And probably supporting her sick Mama.

I had a stripper tell me she was, and I quote, "studying radiology, you know, with radios".

/ Sure you are, sweety, sure you are

Please tell me where you found this diamond in the rough, them bath her and bring her to me.


Wichita, but, this was 3 or 4 years ago. She was a very nice girl; but, her elevator didn't go all the way to the top, if you get my drift. I actually felt sorry for her.

/ very pretty as well; but, as I said, she needed a map to go to bathroom
 
2013-06-24 08:01:37 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: iheartscotch: Pray 4 Mojo: Can't see her heart of gold in the picture... but I'm sure it's there.

/Stripping to pay for college
//And probably supporting her sick Mama.

I had a stripper tell me she was, and I quote, "studying radiology, you know, with radios".

/ Sure you are, sweety, sure you are

Which is rather funny, as that's my current actual major (medical imaging). I've only started the math part of the program (dammit if I haven't had to use calculus for anything in 25 years), and this kid thinks radiology is with radios? Well, maybe energetic fields and such, I guess.....

I'm curious how the rest of the conversation went. Did she think whaling ships are boats that carry walls and roofing materials too? The sad part is these girls, while it's there right to shake their junk on stage and get paid, either forget or ignore that their time on stage is limited. Sort of like pro sports stars, but with far smaller paychecks. Nobody wants to see a strung-out, sagging, psychotic 39 year old mom of six still pole-dancing. Well maybe in Winnemucca, NV on a Tuesday morning or something...


Indeed,

Like I said, I actually felt sorry for her. I'd bet money that her "boyfriend" was the one that put her up to stripping and probably "looked after" all of her earnings too.

/ very pretty, but painfully uninformed
 
2013-06-24 08:07:43 PM  

iheartscotch: sammyk: iheartscotch: Pray 4 Mojo: Can't see her heart of gold in the picture... but I'm sure it's there.

/Stripping to pay for college
//And probably supporting her sick Mama.

I had a stripper tell me she was, and I quote, "studying radiology, you know, with radios".

/ Sure you are, sweety, sure you are

Please tell me where you found this diamond in the rough, them bath her and bring her to me.

Wichita, but, this was 3 or 4 years ago. She was a very nice girl; but, her elevator didn't go all the way to the top, if you get my drift. I actually felt sorry for her.

/ very pretty as well; but, as I said, she needed a map to go to bathroom


I must find and marry her ~burp~
 
2013-06-24 08:10:56 PM  
If Subby were a real Mensa candidate, he or she would know that Mensa is not an acronym.  "Mensa" is the Latin word for "table", not an acronym for "Mentally Egregious Nerd Seeking Attention".

/ex-Mensan
//I may reinstate my membership someday
 
2013-06-24 08:20:50 PM  
ICK!

Will not touch!
 
2013-06-24 08:24:07 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: [www.troll.me image 552x386]


I've made no secret of my contempt for The Big Zero, but that's going to far.

/OMG! I've actually defended Barack Obama!
 
2013-06-24 09:22:07 PM  
Is that a photo or an Impressionist artist's rendering? I honestly can't tell.
 
2013-06-24 09:31:08 PM  
Ya know, in some countries, possession of narcotics is punishable by caning.

/just sayin
 
gja
2013-06-24 10:20:24 PM  
That's 20!?!?!?!
Holy farking shiat, I would have bet 30 or later.
 
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