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(MLive.com)   If flirting by sending people naked pictures of yourself is wrong, this guy doesn't wanna be right   (mlive.com) divider line 51
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2013-06-24 03:58:57 PM  
"Why don't you just have a seat over there....."


img19.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-24 04:01:15 PM  
Flirting with a 13 year old is wrong even if you don't send nude photos to her. So his reason does not matter. I have had teenage girls ask for nude images of me and yes they were real teenage girls that I knew of through my niece and I would not give them any.
 
2013-06-24 04:02:26 PM  
I just received three close-ups via IM, so I'm getting a kick...

/Tonight's gonna be fun.
 
2013-06-24 04:02:52 PM  
Kentwood, MI?  *Checks to see if it's any of my relatives*  Phew, don't know the guy!
 
2013-06-24 04:02:58 PM  
Maybe he has a really pretty weiner?
 
2013-06-24 04:03:41 PM  
EDIT: She's of age.

/just sayin'
 
2013-06-24 04:05:06 PM  
legal bie?

eip
 
2013-06-24 04:05:25 PM  
I've been trying to send Megarian WIE for a while now, its a completely legitimate way to flirt

/I say try because the file size is too large to attach to an email
//wakka wakka
 
2013-06-24 04:10:14 PM  
She was on plentyoffish, I say she knew what she was getting into.
 
2013-06-24 04:10:50 PM  
She who must not be named could be looking at some serious jail time.
 
2013-06-24 04:12:02 PM  

Profedius: Flirting with a 13 year old is wrong even if you don't send nude photos to her. So his reason does not matter. I have had teenage girls ask for nude images of me and yes they were real teenage girls that I knew of through my niece and I would not give them any.


Prude.

/Just kidding!
 
2013-06-24 04:17:18 PM  

Fano: She was on plentyoffish, I say she knew what she was getting into.


Plenty O'Ffish is my Irish porn name.
 
2013-06-24 04:21:03 PM  

Profedius: I have had teenage girls ask for nude images of me


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-24 04:22:54 PM  
I can't find the flowchart, but to summarise:

Q: Should I send naked pictures of myself to a woman I am not currently having sex with?
A: No.
 
2013-06-24 04:23:24 PM  
I don't always flirt with 13 year old girls...but when I do I send them pictures of my junk

static.tvtropes.org

Stay perverted my friend
 
2013-06-24 04:27:02 PM  

Profedius: Flirting with a 13 year old is wrong even if you don't send nude photos to her. So his reason does not matter. I have had teenage girls ask for nude images of me and yes they were real teenage girls that I knew of through my niece and I would not give them any.


Wow.  They were trying to set you up just for the lulz.  I'd have taught them what "solicitation to commit a crime" means.
 
2013-06-24 04:32:17 PM  
Attention guys:

We know you love your cocks. We (straight women*) love them, too. If used properly, they offer a great deal of enjoyment for all. However, the only time we actually want to see them is when they are about to go into us. Otherwise, they are just not that attractive. Have a good chest? Abs? Ass? Fine. Send me a picture of that. But if I want to see your penis, trust me, you will know. Until then, stop with the pee-pee pics.

*gays guys may feel differently. I'm not sure
 
2013-06-24 04:34:28 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-24 04:35:49 PM  

Allornone: Attention guys:

We know you love your cocks. We (straight women*) love them, too. If used properly, they offer a great deal of enjoyment for all. However, the only time we actually want to see them is when they are about to go into us. Otherwise, they are just not that attractive. Have a good chest? Abs? Ass? Fine. Send me a picture of that. But if I want to see your penis, trust me, you will know. Until then, stop with the pee-pee pics.

*gays guys may feel differently. I'm not sure


You're not being very clear, would you like to see it or not?
 
2013-06-24 04:50:28 PM  

Allornone: Attention guys:

We know you love your cocks. We (straight women*) love them, too. If used properly, they offer a great deal of enjoyment for all. However, the only time we actually want to see them is when they are about to go into us. Otherwise, they are just not that attractive. Have a good chest? Abs? Ass? Fine. Send me a picture of that. But if I want to see your penis, trust me, you will know. Until then, stop with the pee-pee pics.

*gays guys may feel differently. I'm not sure


Don't know wither - never felt one
 
2013-06-24 04:51:09 PM  
EITHER. Don't know either!
dammit
 
2013-06-24 04:52:44 PM  

Abuse Liability: Allornone: Attention guys:

We know you love your cocks. We (straight women*) love them, too. If used properly, they offer a great deal of enjoyment for all. However, the only time we actually want to see them is when they are about to go into us. Otherwise, they are just not that attractive. Have a good chest? Abs? Ass? Fine. Send me a picture of that. But if I want to see your penis, trust me, you will know. Until then, stop with the pee-pee pics.

*gays guys may feel differently. I'm not sure

You're not being very clear, would you like to see it or not?


Gay guys do feel differently and we like it when our female friends forward the pictures of guys junk they get sent
 
2013-06-24 04:56:27 PM  

cardex: Abuse Liability: Allornone: Attention guys:

We know you love your cocks. We (straight women*) love them, too. If used properly, they offer a great deal of enjoyment for all. However, the only time we actually want to see them is when they are about to go into us. Otherwise, they are just not that attractive. Have a good chest? Abs? Ass? Fine. Send me a picture of that. But if I want to see your penis, trust me, you will know. Until then, stop with the pee-pee pics.

*gays guys may feel differently. I'm not sure

You're not being very clear, would you like to see it or not?

Gay guys do feel differently and we like it when our female friends forward the pictures of guys junk they get sent


I guess that's the most worrisome aspect of the BIE/WIE.  I'm all for personal consumption,  Hell, I don't care if you forward to a friend (of any sexual orientation).  But this is the internet and at some point, that shiat is going to get plastered everywhere.
 
2013-06-24 04:59:16 PM  

Abuse Liability: But this is the internet and at some point, that shiat is going to get plastered everywhere.


snapchat.  poof!
 
2013-06-24 05:00:31 PM  
I don't show my dick prematurely because I like to surprise women when it's too late to escape.
 
2013-06-24 05:03:48 PM  
I think the weirdest thing that ever happend to me was one of my roomates friends got hold of one of my business cards with my cell on it and sent me pics of herself. Bikini/ lingerie shots at first then full on graphic nudes. That was one sweet,crazy, fun girl.
 
2013-06-24 05:07:28 PM  
cardex:
Gay guys do feel differently and we like it when our female friends forward the pictures of guys junk they get sent

good to know. let the forwarding begin!
 
2013-06-24 05:22:20 PM  

Profedius: Flirting with a 13 year old is wrong even if you don't send nude photos to her. So his reason does not matter. I have had teenage girls ask for nude images of me and yes they were real teenage girls that I knew of through my niece and I would not give them any.


Sounds like maybe you're working a little too hard on the "cool uncle" angle.  I predict bad things for you in another 3 or 4 years when you start buying them alcohol
 
2013-06-24 05:23:01 PM  

Allornone: cardex:
Gay guys do feel differently and we like it when our female friends forward the pictures of guys junk they get sent

good to know. let the forwarding begin!


EIP!
 
2013-06-24 05:30:05 PM  
Was somewhat expecting Jacobear

i1280.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-24 05:33:32 PM  

missmez: [25.media.tumblr.com image 237x390]


I love that that pic is still getting use after I made it so many years ago.
 
2013-06-24 05:43:13 PM  

Allornone: Attention guys:

We know you love your cocks. We (straight women*) love them, too. If used properly, they offer a great deal of enjoyment for all. However, the only time we actually want to see them is when they are about to go into us. Otherwise, they are just not that attractive. Have a good chest? Abs? Ass? Fine. Send me a picture of that. But if I want to see your penis, trust me, you will know. Until then, stop with the pee-pee pics.

*gays guys may feel differently. I'm not sure


If women (of age, thank you very much!) didn't want to see pictures of my junk, they wouldn't have e-mail addresses or cell phones that can receive pictures.

Unless someone has found another use for either of those things, which seems unlikely, but stranger things have happened.
 
2013-06-24 05:47:25 PM  

ChipNASA: "
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Oh, what a glorious thread that was.
 
2013-06-24 05:54:58 PM  

Allornone: Attention guys:

We know you love your cocks. We (straight women*) love them, too. If used properly, they offer a great deal of enjoyment for all. However, the only time we actually want to see them is when they are about to go into us. Otherwise, they are just not that attractive. Have a good chest? Abs? Ass? Fine. Send me a picture of that. But if I want to see your penis, trust me, you will know. Until then, stop with the pee-pee pics.

*gays guys may feel differently. I'm not sure


Just for you, Allornone, here is a picture of my huge, magnificent cock. You know you really want to see it, so go ahead and click on the link. Go on, you will enjoy it.
 
2013-06-24 06:00:36 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Profedius: Flirting with a 13 year old is wrong even if you don't send nude photos to her. So his reason does not matter. I have had teenage girls ask for nude images of me and yes they were real teenage girls that I knew of through my niece and I would not give them any.

Wow.  They were trying to set you up just for the lulz.  I'd have taught them what "solicitation to commit a crime" means.




No my niece snuck into the room when I was having sex with my girlfriend and we didn't notice her until we were done. She told all her teenage friends how big I was now they all want to see it.
 
2013-06-24 06:01:55 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Unless someone has found another use for either of those things, which seems unlikely, but stranger things have happened.


I once sent my boss a daily status report in which I expressed my frustration with a certain piece of legacy code with an inline animated GIF of a guy banging his head against his desk.

/would post a link to said GIF, but the original site is now blocked at work
//coincidence
 
2013-06-24 06:15:43 PM  

Profedius: No my niece snuck into the room when I was having sex with my girlfriend and we didn't notice her until we were done. She told all her teenage friends how big I was now they all want to see it.


I sincerely hope you're making all of this shiat up.  Because if you're not, your niece is SERIOUSLY farked up.  It's not normal to willingly watch your uncle have sex.
 
2013-06-24 06:29:53 PM  

Profedius: BarkingUnicorn: Profedius: Flirting with a 13 year old is wrong even if you don't send nude photos to her. So his reason does not matter. I have had teenage girls ask for nude images of me and yes they were real teenage girls that I knew of through my niece and I would not give them any.

Wow.  They were trying to set you up just for the lulz.  I'd have taught them what "solicitation to commit a crime" means.

No my niece snuck into the room when I was having sex with my girlfriend and we didn't notice her until we were done. She told all her teenage friends how big I was now they all want to see it.


So send them a picture of a giant cock.  See my above post for the correct way to do this.
 
2013-06-24 06:54:02 PM  

CraicBaby: missmez: [25.media.tumblr.com image 237x390]

I love that that pic is still getting use after I made it so many years ago.


Hey cool.  Good for you, good for me.
 
2013-06-24 07:00:54 PM  

Profedius: BarkingUnicorn: Profedius: Flirting with a 13 year old is wrong even if you don't send nude photos to her. So his reason does not matter. I have had teenage girls ask for nude images of me and yes they were real teenage girls that I knew of through my niece and I would not give them any.

Wow.  They were trying to set you up just for the lulz.  I'd have taught them what "solicitation to commit a crime" means.

No my niece snuck into the room when I was having sex with my girlfriend and we didn't notice her until we were done. She told all her teenage friends how big I was now they all want to see it.


How old are these kids?  How did your niece acquire a basis for comparison?
 
2013-06-24 07:25:08 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: Profedius: No my niece snuck into the room when I was having sex with my girlfriend and we didn't notice her until we were done. She told all her teenage friends how big I was now they all want to see it.

I sincerely hope you're making all of this shiat up.  Because if you're not, your niece is SERIOUSLY farked up.  It's not normal to willingly watch your uncle have sex.


BarkingUnicorn: Profedius: BarkingUnicorn: Profedius: Flirting with a 13 year old is wrong even if you don't send nude photos to her. So his reason does not matter. I have had teenage girls ask for nude images of me and yes they were real teenage girls that I knew of through my niece and I would not give them any.

Wow.  They were trying to set you up just for the lulz.  I'd have taught them what "solicitation to commit a crime" means.

No my niece snuck into the room when I was having sex with my girlfriend and we didn't notice her until we were done. She told all her teenage friends how big I was now they all want to see it.

How old are these kids?  How did your niece acquire a basis for comparison?


They are 14 15 and 16  I am sure by now they have seen a few. My niece is 14 and she has the same sexual issues I had when I was going up and still do have, but they are under control. We are both highly sexual and are attracted to sexual things. She told me this when I found her in the room and I had a long talk with her about it and then a talk with her mom (my sister) without adding the details that she was in the room with her hand down her pants. Her mom has turned a blind eye to it and won't get her help so I have been helping her, because I used to be a high school counselor. She really needs better help to learn to handle the issue because her mom refuses to put her on birth control. I also need to get out of the picture since she has came on to me a number of times. Once she entered the living room fully nude telling me it was ok if I wanted to. It is a messed up situation and I can only hope that she takes my advice and doesn't go beyond oral sex.
 
2013-06-24 07:30:59 PM  

Profedius: HMS_Blinkin: Profedius: No my niece snuck into the room when I was having sex with my girlfriend and we didn't notice her until we were done. She told all her teenage friends how big I was now they all want to see it.

I sincerely hope you're making all of this shiat up.  Because if you're not, your niece is SERIOUSLY farked up.  It's not normal to willingly watch your uncle have sex.

BarkingUnicorn: Profedius: BarkingUnicorn: Profedius: Flirting with a 13 year old is wrong even if you don't send nude photos to her. So his reason does not matter. I have had teenage girls ask for nude images of me and yes they were real teenage girls that I knew of through my niece and I would not give them any.

Wow.  They were trying to set you up just for the lulz.  I'd have taught them what "solicitation to commit a crime" means.

No my niece snuck into the room when I was having sex with my girlfriend and we didn't notice her until we were done. She told all her teenage friends how big I was now they all want to see it.

How old are these kids?  How did your niece acquire a basis for comparison?

They are 14 15 and 16  I am sure by now they have seen a few. My niece is 14 and she has the same sexual issues I had when I was going up and still do have, but they are under control. We are both highly sexual and are attracted to sexual things. She told me this when I found her in the room and I had a long talk with her about it and then a talk with her mom (my sister) without adding the details that she was in the room with her hand down her pants. Her mom has turned a blind eye to it and won't get her help so I have been helping her, because I used to be a high school counselor. She really needs better help to learn to handle the issue because her mom refuses to put her on birth control. I also need to get out of the picture since she has came on to me a number of times. Once she entered the living room fully nude telling me it was ok if I wanted to. It is a messed up situation and ...


yikes.  on every level.
 
2013-06-24 07:47:25 PM  

Profedius: Flirting with a 13 year old is wrong even if you don't send nude photos to her. So his reason does not matter. I have had teenage girls ask for nude images of me and yes they were real teenage girls that I knew of through my niece and I would not give them any.


WTF???
 
2013-06-24 08:48:01 PM  

Down_Home: Profedius: Flirting with a 13 year old is wrong even if you don't send nude photos to her. So his reason does not matter. I have had teenage girls ask for nude images of me and yes they were real teenage girls that I knew of through my niece and I would not give them any.

WTF???


my zinger comeback should have been "Oh cool. so you sold them instead."  but then he wrote all the explanation ruining the delivery.
 
2013-06-24 09:24:57 PM  

Mock26: Allornone: Attention guys:

We know you love your cocks. We (straight women*) love them, too. If used properly, they offer a great deal of enjoyment for all. However, the only time we actually want to see them is when they are about to go into us. Otherwise, they are just not that attractive. Have a good chest? Abs? Ass? Fine. Send me a picture of that. But if I want to see your penis, trust me, you will know. Until then, stop with the pee-pee pics.

*gays guys may feel differently. I'm not sure

Just for you, Allornone, here is a picture of my huge, magnificent cock. You know you really want to see it, so go ahead and click on the link. Go on, you will enjoy it.


Oh my god, it's beautiful.
 
2013-06-24 10:52:36 PM  

Profedius: Flirting with a 13 year old is wrong even if you don't send nude photos to her. So his reason does not matter. I have had teenage girls ask for nude images of me and yes they were real teenage girls that I knew of through my niece and I would not give them any.


Those are some screwed up 13 year olds then.  The ones I know wouldn't talk to an adult... let alone ask for a nude picture of one.  They sound abused.
 
2013-06-24 11:42:38 PM  
Wait, that's not flirting?
 
2013-06-25 11:15:58 AM  

The Flexecutioner: yikes. on every level.


Yeah, grabbing the popcorn for this one.
 
2013-06-25 11:26:26 AM  

sharphead: Those are some screwed up 13 year olds then. The ones I know wouldn't talk to an adult... let alone ask for a nude picture of one. They sound abused.


Better not tell you about how I lost my virginity, then.   Or let you ask my wife how she lost hers.

/not abused
 
2013-06-25 11:33:12 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: It's not normal to willingly watch your uncle have sex.


Depends on the age difference.   My cousin has a niece who is 6 months older than he is.  And yes, he has (half-)siblings old enough to be his parents.
 
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